ITT: We act like we live in the Stone Age >berrypicker as fuck

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>>34517724
>TFW grog thunderugg gets to breeding

only real female is female with man log

>be 10,000 BC
>me see woman
>me take her to cave
>she take off loin cloth
>have chest balls and stick between legs
>me face

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>>34517724
r8 my breedfu

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>>34517786
>3DPD/10

rockfu is life

>>34517786
>tfw no cro magnon breedfu to huddle with for warm fire feeling

Feels bad grog

>>34517724
>tfw addicted to lewd cave paintings

>ugg
>OOG OGG ugg
>ugg ugg REEEEEEE OOGS OUT
>me face

>have dream about future
>woman run world
>wake up
>thank cave painting frog it was only a dream

>4000 BC
>still picking berries

Ever heard of spears, you fucking neanderthals.

>big me take me on hunt with wise man and little wise man
>make food of big tooth cat
>little wise man and me take each big tooth to make necklace as celebration of first hunt
>little wise man throw me tooth in river on way back when not looking
>all lumpys want little wise man because he hunter
>no lumpys for me

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> be me Gorf Uglyfrog.
> Despiced by even the non fertile-age women.
> always last to eat. Only bones for me.
> Chod Thunderspear and tribeswarriors always pick on me.
> One day just fucked a deer.
> feelsgood.cavepainting
> abandon tribe
> live in forest just fucking deers, being in hut all day eating whatever bug passes by.
> Uglyfrog was first NEET.
> Uglyfrog was first Furry.

>yearog 2
>think still thunder man

Hogwog muhrog

>>34518376
Well, how about that. The cringe is real.

>ook ook im a grogger
>give me your sticks ook ook

>9000 BC
>still under 2 paces tall
Neanderthals, when will they learn?

>>34518453
> inb4 oonga boonga
Fuck off to Stonedit normalsman.

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>be me
>be shy autistic homo sapien
>collecting berries with the women of the tribe
>suddenly the hunters return
>everyone rallies around them
>in the middle is Ortz Vi Thundersujuk
>they hadn't caught anything in a week
>figure they didn't catch any today either
>autistic smirk.cavepainting
>suddenly everyone is shouting and cheering out of excitement
>go check out what's going
>they caught a mammoth
> Ortz is the eldest son of Khan, the tribe leader
>Ortz sarcastically compliments my berries
>the others laugh
>"when are you finally gonna become a real man, Anon"
>begin to tear up
>try to leave before anyone notices
>walk fast
>stumble my foot on a rock
>drop my some of my berries
>have another bag of berries in my other hand
>try to reach for it
>drop the other bag
>berries are all over the ground
>pick them up and leave
>can hear Ortz and the other hunters laugh at
>me face when

>current year
>still pick berry

>>34518861
10/10 read bru

>Be grog
>Go hunt with men
>Not have spear
>Find sharp rock
>Find stick
>Not know how make spear
>Chag teach me
>make good spear
>See mammoth
>Chag say attack
>Me battle cry and run at mammoth
>swing spear into side of mammoth
>mammoth die
>Look back at men
>They stare
>Chag speak
>"Grog kill mammoth with wrong end of spear"
>me speak
>"M-mammoth dead"
>We bring mammoth back to tribe
>Men stare me whole way
Grog kill mammoth with wrong end spear
Grog not care
Grog warrior

>>34519237

Grog confirmed for failed warriorkin.

>be grog
>Oldest of tribe teach us
>Teach which berry good eat
>Teach how cut and cook meat
>Teach how see mammoth far away
>Teach how paint rock
>Other young tribesmen call me name
>Say me only good for berry pick
>Mother disappoint
>Father disappoint
>Me show them
>Bring spear when oldest of tribe teach again
>Chag there too
>Chag say "grog, spear is not for berry picker"
>Kill chag with spear
>Kill other young tribesmen
>Kill oldest of tribe who teach
>leave tribe
>They hunt me
>Walk over many mountain
>walk through many valley
>Not fear of tribe hunt me
>Hunger
>Look for mammoth to hunt
>Can only find berry
>Me face

>>34519301
But grog kill mammoth

>>34518861
underrated over-fire story granon

>ywn be a cro magnon chad
>ywn mate with neandertal qts
>ywn be part of a species that didn't get cucked so hard that they it died out

>>34517724
>ITT: We act like we live in the Stone Age


Black people do this all the time though

>>34519473
>be Jamel
>on berry welfare
>contribute nothing to life

>>34519827
>be Jamel
>Tribe men out hunt mammoth
>Tribe women out picking berry
>Tribe children out play by water
>No tribe in huts
>Look in hut of chief
>Tooth necklace on floor
>take
>tribe men return with mammoth
>Chief see bone necklace missing
>ask me where
>See on my neck
>Tribe men kill me
Poooooooooooooop

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>tfw tall homo sapines bully you

>>34520228
>Tfw Chod from the tallhunters tribe mates in the forest with the qt shy basket weaver.
> tfw you paid his father with 40 pieces of fish to make her your woman.
> tfw Chod pays her father with two boars and a wolf pelt.
> just hold me my tribekins.