Do you lads fuck hookers?

AMPs and hookers at poor Mexican neighborhoods

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They come in all shapes and sizes to fit pretty much any fetish, and if you know how to talk to people you can usually get them to do just about anything sexually. Although from my expereinces Americans are the most vanilla.

It's illegal where I am and I have a good job to lose. Not really worth it (and don't feel like traveling half the planet to go somewhere legal).

Not to mention, the sex human trafficking industry is pretty sad. I know this is r9k, but nigger pimps do literally kidnap young white girls off the street and force them to fuck Johns. I don't want to potentially support that.

>>34534597
>I have a good job to lose

Are you a teacher or something?

>>34534581
When you say "poor Mexican neighborhoods" do you mean actual Mexico or San Diego or New Mexico area. I ask because I always need new places to go to find hookers.

I wanna go to Nevada and get a hooker, it's only a day's drive from me.

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>>34534597
The human sex trafficking trade isn't as bad as most would have you believe. Blacks Im not so sure about though, the only pimps I've ever dealt with were mama-sans, Russians and some white dudes. Never dealt with blacks.

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>>34534644
Never thought about driving that far away just to get sex, I would fly no prob if I'm on vacation. Sadly from my experiences Americans suck at sex, they seem to have the idea that laying down like a dead fish is sex. I've always hated that about Americans.

>>34534689
Well prostitution is legal in Nevada so I wouldn't have to worry about getting caught in a sting, and I imagine they'd know what they're doing.

If I had a little extra money and a few days off I'd seriously consider it

>>34534607
I have a white collared job for a SJW company. Having to explain a charge like soliciting prostitution (like so demeaning to women, amirite, HR?) would likely lead to my dismissal. Can't really justify the risk to stick my penis in a warm hole.

>>34534645
It's mostly just the black ones (surprise), but they kidnap white and Hispanic girls, hook them on meth/heroine and literally lock them in rooms in their houses.

Don't want to potentially support those niggers.

>>34534610
Tijuana, in San Diego, tons of areas really, like Chula Vista, lots of areas there, in el cajon, by Broadway, LA....If you can't find one, I really can't help you

Ive fucked 7. id say only one was worth it and ironically it was the one who was the least best looking. If any of you are on the fence just dont do it. Use that money to improve yourself

I fucked 4 hookers while I was stationed in Germany.

Only on the 3rd and 4th tries could I actually cum. When I have sex I like the passion, the closeness, the kissing, the foreplay. You don't get any of that without paying extra and I'm paranoid about diseases so there's no way I'm putting my mouth anywhere near any of their bodies. Felt like I needed a kevlar condom.

Fun story: one of my buddies married one of the poof girls, and the night before the "wedding" (just a legal ceremony) half his platoon went and tried the goods. She stayed hooking and he/they made a fuckton of money. I guess it worked for him but holy shit.

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>>34534712
fair enough, I usually go to Thailand every year for my fixation. I do other things as well, the hookers are just an awesome bonus.

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>tfw live right across from Spixico and I theoretically could cross the border and fug hookers all I want
>am hispanic myself so I probably wouldn't get beheaded or robbed
>don't have a passport or any form of ID besides my texas DL
Why did the liberal SJWs have to shut down backpage escorts

I use mostly massage parlour

I've ordered escort twice as well

>>34534810
Get a passport ID, it's half the price and works the same iirc.

>>34534730
>I have a white collared job for a SJW company.

Oh you're the worst type of human bean. I'm hoping you don't really support those faggots.

>>34534808
How's the scuba diving there?

>>34534742
Good to hear, ty anon.

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>>34534859
I've never done the scuba diving since I always hear it's a scam, I go to the temples and hiking trips. Ironically usually after a temple visit I go straight into the bars and bar girls.

>>34534838
Never cared or understood the lure of massage parlors.

>>34534915
Scam? Like they take your money and run or what do you mean?

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>>34534485
A hooker? No. But I have fucked a porn star. I'll post the honestly boring story because I always get (you)s when I do.
>Seattle fag
>Dillion Harper tweets out that she is escorting in my area
>She kind of looks derpy but has nice tits
>$900/hr
>I'll pay it because she must be pretty good at sex given her job
>I am then also forced to pay for a nice hotel room, which I could not spend the night in because it was for Dillion Harper
>Some huge fucking dude right outside the door who I assumed listened to us fuck since he was her bodyguard
>I wasn't allowed my phone or anything beyond the door, but the session did take place in front of a camera (I don't think it was on)
>An essay of rules was given to me by the bodyguard: No phones, no cameras, no hair pulling, no insults, no consent=it doesn't happen, condom on at all times even during oral, and if time is gone over even by a second the full hour will be paid for
>Expected to find Dillion all dolled up, instead she had minimal makeup and was wearing sweats and a tanktop
>She took her clothes off very leisurely, which was frustrating
>Everything she did was leisurely, in fact
>Asked her to suck my thumb, she literally just put my thumb in her mouth and that was it
>Groped her a lot, her tits are 100% real can confirm
>Came over 4 times in the first 30 minutes
>The final 29 minutes were spent with her sucking my flaccid dick forcing whatever cum was left out
>Despite how many times I came it was very joyless honestly
>Ended at the 59 minute mark because I couldn't even get it up anymore
I've fucked other escorts. I rate Dillion Harper a 4/10, I've paid WAAAAAAY less on girls and gotten them to put in actual effort and enthusiasm. She didn't want to be there, and it was obvious.

>>34534842
Can I use it to fly out of the country if I wanted to?

Doesn't it still take like 6wks to show up in the mail or is that just regular passports?

>>34534932
Not all of them are like this but there shady ones near the beach are a scam. You will always come back with it damaged somehow that you will have to pay for.

>>34534924
Well when you hire an escort, you put your phone number out there. You put your address out there. You risk cops busting you in front of your neighbours. Even if you take the escort to a motels you put your name out there to rent the room. With a massage parlour, you remain "John" at all times. No trace of your real identity ever given out.

Escorts, pictures can be deceiving. What if she arrives and looks not as good as her picture? At a massage parlour, you can see all the available girls in person and choose which one you want.

Also, I would argue massage is safer, because you can google if the place is legit, whereas any cop can make a post on backpage

>>34535103
Oh. Yeah I travel with my own equipment.

I just can't bring myself to pay $200-300 for an orgasm, I'd feel completely used by the woman

>>34534808
So you fuck ladyboys? And do you really go on trips alone? I could never do that desu, would end up going with friends and I wouldn't be able to fuck hookers without them thinking i'm a loser. Plus I don't want to get in trouble for drug possession, you can get fucked if you're caught using cocaine or weed, which makes fucking a hooker so much better.

>>34534485
I only ever got a happy ending at a brothel and I couldn't cum so it was a waste of money. I do want to try again but I'm afraid the same thing'll happen.

>>34535107
I actually disagree with the general premise of your post.

Escorts are safer in terms of busts in my opinion. No cop is going to send an undercover to an outcall. Use a burner phone to contact the whore. Sure she might have your name, but you obviously don't discuss specific details over text. It would be near impossible for cops to charge you when the only thing they have on you is a text asking for an hour appointment.

With massage parlours, they're generally in the same location, so the moment the cops hear about it, they're going to bust it down and you better hope you're not in there when they do.