I want a gf so fucking bad

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>>34579421
I want my cartoon waifu to become real.

I want a boyfriend (gay) so fucking bad. No trap, no tranny, a masculine dude.

>>34579421
the grass is always greener on the other side my friend

>>34579436
What kind of body do you have?

>>34579458
there's nothing green about being an autistic khv

>>34579421
this is a feel we share. To hear the cheerful voice of a woman who wants to be with me, to hold her hand and talk about the present and the future. To go to the movies and have my arm around her.

It's been way too long

>>34579516
Alcoholic pizza eating gorilla mode.

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>>34579421
What are you talking about? Isn't this how you imagined you'd spend your adult life?

Become your own gf

>>34579421
I have a girlfriend of 2 years. Ask me anything

Daily reminder getting a gf solves nothing and is not some magical thing that will unfuck your life.

>>34579720
my life is fine, i have a loving family and a stable career, no debt, and independence.

I get lonely at night and want to start a family someday but i haven't had any meaningful contact with a single woman in over a year.

>>34579573
>To hear the cheerful voice of a woman who wants to be with me, to hold her hand and talk about the present and the future. To go to the movies and have my arm around her.

fuck off normie nobody likes you

>>34579672
How

>>34579720
Everything else is fine, I am a cyborg and I choose to have a small social life, I just need a gf and my life will be perfect.

>>34579806
by being friendly, telling jokes, making her feel special. Took like a whole year though, you have to do it very subtly at first

tfw no "regular guy" gay bf. Someone who likes playing vidya, watching movies, spending time /out/, etc. Instead of walking stereotype AIDS magnets.

I just want a best friend who I can also cuddle and hold hands with.

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>>34579421
Just use Facebook and find a gf that way
I had like 5 gf's at the same time once using online magic
Just make sure they live somewhat close and seduce them with typing skillz