Name Rate thread

>>34579517
>a name so autistic The Walking Dead used it for it's autistic character
You never had a chance anon

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>Tfw your name is a literal meme

>>34579517
Eugene at my school was this weird kid who would butt into people's conversations, then abruptly leave. He had a mental breakdown after getting kicked out of a high ranking school too

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>>34579529
I know, Eugene is the pinnacle of beta names. It's high pitched and wimpy.

But it's sot of a blessing in disguise. I never had the chance to be anything other than myself.

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I liked how the other thread did it, with a rating of 1-10 with masculinity, intelligence, maturity, and in general(just do this one if lazy).
>>34579517
General: 4(Dweebish)
Masculinity: 5(It's not a female name or female sounding, but not manly)
Intelligence: 9(Nerdy name)
Maturity: 6(Tattletale name)

>>34579592
Gen.:6-7
Masc.:7
Mat.:3(meme name and too short)
Int.:5


Now me, my name is Maxim, not Maximilian, Maximus or Maxine but Maxim(Slavic).

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My name is Charles

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Luis

(sadly, not Suarez)

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My name is also Luis

>tfw everyone here in Germany either thinks I'm hispanic or my name is written and pronounced "Louis"

Oscar, not the Swede.

Is Theodore good?

Christian. I kinda like it actually.

>>34579517
anyone kai here?

Josiah. I wouldve been named Josie if my mother didn't step in.

Jonathan

superoriginal

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Raphael

A fucking renaissance painter and ninja turtle

>>34579517
3/10. Never had a chance.

>>34579592
2/10. Never liked it.

>>34580168
5/10. Kind of strange but not in a bad way I guess.

>>34580203
4/10. Sounds stupid to me, I'm sorry.

>>34580231
>>34580383
4/10 again. I don't like how it sounds.

>>34580408
5/10. Decent.

>>34580509
7/10. I like it. Unique in a good way.

Overall, you guys have some shitty names. I'm sorry.

My parents wanted to call me Kevin at first, thank god they didnt go for it. Paul isnt much better but it could have been worse i guess.

>>34579517
What are some good names for males?

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>>34579517
Fuck your name.

My cats name is Eigen and my phone corrects it to your name even after adding it to my dictionary.
>my cats face when

>>34579517
benjamin

oraganoili

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Paul
is it good senpai?

Ezekial, but a lot of people call me Zeke. Name doesn't have any religious or racial background.

>>34580607
conversation starter tho
oragno

>>34580954
Oh god damn it you cant delete posts on this app wtf

Tyler just seems generic and it doesn't translate or change in any languages. It has no meaning and really no background. It's just generic. It's my name though, and I like it. Believe it or not though, due to a mishap with an inside joke, I actually go by the name Jylor pretty often. I like my nickname better than my real name, and it fits my last name nicer.

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Raul.

Origami

>>34580981
Is it said like "Rah-Oul"?

>>34579517

Had an uncle named Eugene. He was a radio geek who lived in a small house by himself and never married or had kids. He got kinda crazy near the end and was walking around naked shitting on the floor.

Remember to take off your trips kids

>>34579517
>Patrick
every single patrick in media is a huge fucking nerd. only exception is patrick from spongebob

>>34581007
I don't know. I'm brazilian. I think it's "Rwaul" I dunno.

Enoch
Surprisingly very few people know what it refers to.

>andrew

it's pretty nerdy honestly

>>34581372
It's not that bad. Do people ever just call you Drew?

How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice, hi my name is Jack

>>34581383
some people have actually

some people call me "Andy" my dad used to call me "Angus" sometimes

Alexander full name but i go by alex

>>34579517
erik
my neighbour calls me the viking

>>34581438
No one cares alex you faggot

>Hervey

Tommy. its one of the last masculine names left.

>>34581283
No no fucking no

Why the fuck is there another Enoch browsing r9k right now?

Guess we were doomed from birth

>>34581431
That's cool, Anon. My brother is named Andrew.

>>34580440
ayy I'm Theodore as well. I always thought it was good.

>>34580915
God I fucking love that name

>>34581283
>>34581623
>know a spergy Enoch
>could browse 4chan
Go on about urselvs

First and middle name is spyridon leontios, but I shorten it to spiros, pio, or leo

Blake, please murder me

>>34581555
>Tommy
This site is 18+

>>34579517
Dylan. Fuck people named Dillon.

>>34582577
You better be joking. Tommy is tough man name.

>>34579517
What about Konstantin

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>>34580203
Hey, my name's also Charles.
What's good?

>>34579529
It was also used for the robot character in Hey Arnold.

Also, rate my name: Brendan

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>>34582614
>old fucks who see me at work say it like "Dialin" all the time
>mfw

Daniel

But not from Second Life

Matthew but everyone calls me Matt desu

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I am Ryan. I like it.

>>34582995
common as fug

>>34583092
known one ryan and he was a betam

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>>34579517
Jeffrey, although everyone calls me Jeff.
I like my name because it's normal but seemingly not all that common.

>>34582632
Lol good one.
Tommy is for people who think they're in the mob and people over 24 who live with their mom

Christian. Fucking. Christian. and I despise any and all religion.

>>34579517
My name is Andrew. What do you think of that? One guy told me that Andrew is the Jamal of white people names.

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Colton desu
I think it's generally a chad name, probably wasted on me.

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>>34583218
I know an Andrew and he's a based and well-dressed intelligent autist

one of the few people who I've been able to talk to at uni

>>34579517
Nikolay
>inb4 Ruski

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I am a spic living in the US of A named Pepe. When the normies latched on to the green frog I REEEEEd

>haha look stacy he's a meme :D

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>>34583339
Pepe has been radicalized and de-normified

praise kek

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>Ernest
>mexican kids always called me ernesto

Jack

Oregano post

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Alfred, although called Alfie

I have no problems

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>>34583606
I have a friend named Ernie.

>>34580490
First time i heard that someone had that name as well

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Joseph

I'm called almost anything else that begins with a J so I guess I'm just easy to forget.

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Cameron. I have always hated it.

Stephen. Real nerdy but I'm used to it. Family calls me Phen.

>>34580607
cool as fuck desu
>>34580954
average. not bad

>>34583815

That's my gay little brother's name.

>>34579517
DATAMINE
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>>34580168
Only know one maxim, small dude, long, curly har

>>34581055
>tfw Rick
>that spongebob episode where spongebob erases the pat from patricks nameplate and patrick screams he isnt rick

>>34582632
Tom is more masculine desu

>>34583326
CHEEKI BREEKI VDAMKE

CYKA BLYAT IDI NAHUI

PAPA NI SUKI

Michael/Mikey

>>34583207
>tfw when muslim family
>no muslim name
Thank fk god

Jonathan/Jay rate?

Bret.

Original post

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Jimmy, desu

>>34580546
oh shit what up fellow jonathan?

>>34584391
I have a cousin named Brett. She has the personality of a brick wall, but got knocked up and now has a socially awkward toddler.

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>>34584316
>Rick
>Rick harrison

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>>34579517
Axel

herpaderpa

Royce

onigirisensei

>>34584471
Always thought this name was trying to hard to sound cool.

>>34584511
Maybe. It's been pretty much ruined by anime.

Cooper.
I wish I didn't have a dog name.

>>34584640
I like your name, for what it's worth.

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Eve

I always wanted people to call me Evie but I'm not cool enough for a nickname

Cole. Single strong syllable, I think its ok.

>>34585266
based name desu

>>34585322
Yeah, it's a nice name tbqh.

Sergei or Serge

>>34581438
Alexander here. Is it a chad name?

>>34585380
>not going by alex
no you're not a chad, anon

>>34585266
Hi Evie, be my gf?

Jon, common scandinavian name, rate?

>>34585553
Reminds me of this online friend I have that has a big benis.
7/10 btw.

John
everytime some cunt calls me jonathon it makes me want to start killing people
>H John best John

>>34579517
Manuel De Santis

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Don Short for "Donovan"

Why did my parents curse me with this name...

Who here /absolutelybland/
Daniel

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>>34579517
Zakaria

>tfw you have a jew name but i like it

Marc.

Trying to be original.

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Just

That's it.That's my name.
JUST

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>>34586032
You made your own thread once about that, right?

Conor

Everyone gets the spelling wrong but I'm pretty indifferent to the name

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>>34579517
Vitek [V-tec]

I just kicked in, yo.

rhys
original

>>34579517
Kristof

Worst dutch name

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>>34586277
Every Vit and every Vojtech has assburgers.

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Boris

not a slav

>>34580440
>>34582080
Whenever I hear Theodore I think of a cartoon elephant. I don't think that's a thing though

>>34585804
Donovan is a bretty gud name

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>>34587158
Well, I knew a Vojtech in high school and he was a total Chad.

You're right on Vit though... FeelsBadMan =(

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>>34579517
[/spoiler]Joel ???

its such an awkward name

my name is Aaron

plz respon

>>34580607

3/10 flamboyant Soul Caliber character tier

>>34582653
>>34580203
Same what's up charlie? :))

>>34582614

I have a friend named Dylan with 1 testicle who will call Dyldo.

2/10 name

>>34581555
my cousin named tommy is a gay crossdresser drug addict :^)

>>34580546
>>34584384
>>34584418
>>34585736
my nigras

10/10 tbqh senpai

Peter

Hate it desu

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Benjamin i love my name haha

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>>34579517
My very original name is Oliver.

my name is Leo with an acute accent on the e (i can't write it because it's non-ASCII)

rate it

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>>34585553
Hvor kommer du fra? nice name tho.

>>34585553
Erik here, nordicbro

HELL SEGER

>>34580203
>>34580607
>>34581438
8/10

Nicolas here

>>34587282
sounds pretty nice anon, pretty rare name if you ask me 9/10
>>34587367
there's nothing wrong with it senpai, normal name 8/10
>>34587389
sounds kinda old and fancy anon 7/10
>>34587421
sounds nice 8/10
>>34587447
8/10
>>34587523
10/10, my surname is nicholas lul

Paul here

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My name is Joachim

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Alan. Everyone spells it Allen. I want to murder them.

Phil
Not Philip
Just Phil

muh names Jonas

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>>34587665
>Alan

Not a bad name

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>>34579517
Literally never met someone with my name, the only thing people associate it with is some cartoon character and if they're old, some musical faggot.

Perry

who /James/ here

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>>34587800
Oh, There You Are, Perry

>>34587800
are you a grill man?

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Clarence. Also a pimpled hook nosed jew nerd.

If I had a cooler name I wouldn't be a robot.

>JUST

>tfw named Ray

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>>34587897
The name fits, friendo

>>34587897
Just start lying. I knew a girl from school who succesfully hid her name for almost two years. She even somehow got the school to change her name in lists and paperwork, so it didn't leak that way. The only reason I know is because I pressured her into confessing.

>>34579517
Name is Rose

My favourite boy names are: Alexander and Nemo

My favourite girl names are: Alice and Valentine

>>34579517
gray pls rate

>inb4 parents black and white

Constantine

No need to rate, I already know it's patrician name

>>34588292
It's cute. I like it in a unique and original kinda way

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>>34587667
Filip here
This name is shit.
Father wanted to name me Gustav but was too much of a cuck to oppose my mother.

>>34588420
bummer dude. Gustav is God-tier name

>>34579517
>Jefferson
People call me Jeff for obvious reasons.

You can call me 'Dante the demon killer.' Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

>>34583890
same here

>>34581438
Normie name

>>34581482
very oregeno

>>34582995
good reference/10

>>34583224
I knew one
total sperg

>>34584078
>>>/g/

>>34584471
>>34584511
agree

>>34584640
cute/10

>>34588911
/ E D G E \


Am I the only one who thinks Isaac is qt 3.14 tier name

Lisa
Basic and boring, in my opinion.

>>34588090
That's a beautiful name.

My name is Bruno

no bully pls

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>>34587350
Jonathan here. Best name desu

>>34587953
What was her name?

>>34588986
Isaac is a top tier name, but so is Cameron.

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>>34587262
>tfw Donovan

not white

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>>34580203
7/10, only good if you're smart

>>34580440
4/10, very beta

>>34580485
deus vult/10

>>34580607
ninja turtle/10

>>34580778
3/10

>>34580904
only good if you're alpha, 7/10

>>34585804
9/10,very nice name

>>34587282
6/10, sounds like a douche's name though

I'm Brandon
pls rate

Norman. Almost spells normie, I know.

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>>34589060

>TFW Nianderthals where the better tool makers, had burial rituals and took care of the injured / disabled. Where capable of things like metal working and seam-stressing.
>WFT White people have the most Neanderthal, and still has Donovan ancestry.

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Oskar (yea spelled with a K)

Have at me folks

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>>34589064
>Brandon
I've only met 3 Brandons. They've all been homosexuals

>>34589118
Norsk/10

>>34589118
You're either a yuro or your parents wanted to be special.

Seriously, Oscar is fine. Why a K?

>>34589120

Holy shit, now you mention it every Brandon I have known has been gay, one was a proper tranny.

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>>34589118
That's a KILL name
man/good

My name is Jesse.

desu

>>34589179

Yo yo yo. 148-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ, what up, biatch? Leave it at the tone.

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>>34589141
>>34589144
>>34589162
I'm Danish, but C is still more popular over here

>>34589023
>tfw top tier

I like my name but I don't get why its top tier

>>34584316
oh yeah that joke was sure funny the first 1000 times, please say it again.
I fucking hate people

>>34583890
>>34588986
>>34589023
>>34589231
>tfw Cameron
>tfw people I barely know come up and say "Cameron Diaz" like theyre telling a joke
Homogenous names are the worst for men. Thank god I could fall back on my middle name in adulthood.

Jose.
Chupen el meo pico gringos culiaos.
Saludos a los cholobots.

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>>34589271
I think it's time someone wENT BACK TO MEXICO

>>34589198
I don't look anything like that dumb faggot thankfully.

Your post made me chuckle either way

>>34586398
Is this pronounced "Reese" like from Malcom in the Middle or more like "rise" like the villain in Dying Light?

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>>34589295
Racistpepe.jpg
Enjoy meme Trump while it last, you ameribots need to *bee yourself* again.
At least he is fun to see.

> i don't live un burguerland.
> mfw you are probs a fatso.

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>>34589388
I'm Danish. Nice try, Juan

>>34589483
Hawhawhawhawhaw.

So you are being cucked by Jameel and Shaqur or everything is fine?
Do danish women enjoy cucktural enrichment?
Pls tell.

>>34589624
Nah, that's Sweden you're thinking about. Denmark and Norway are still pretty uncucked (for the time being, anyway)

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>>34581431
Augustus (Gus) reporting in

Elliot

I feel it's too old fashioned.

>>34579517
Liam here
Rate name

>>34579517
Maximillian.
I hated it as a kid, but I've really grown into it.
Feels good m8

>>34579517
Brady. Rate me plox

>>34589798
this is actually really high on my list of names i'd name my son.

>tfw jared
>tfw forever the diamond guy AND the subway guy

>>34589793
I know the poor swedens are uterly fucked but i wanted to know if denmark has been sandniggered.
Stay stronk fag.

>>34590024

Schoolshoter/10

Not oregano just pastrami.

>>34586150
bruh, me too
>Inb4 Ireland dweller too

>>34579517
Mario.
You wouldn't believe how often i was called "Super Mario" ironically

>>34580490
My cat's name is Kai

Liam.
Please no bully lads.

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>ctrl+f
>no Julian

Fucking plebs

Maciek
>shiiiiit
My parents are Polish

My name is Kasper

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Darragh

rate me please

Is Stuart a Chad or Beta name? Feels sort of inbetweeny

muh name is Ronnie

>>34579517
Dallas r8 m8 desu

>>34583672
Hello fellow Alfred, how close are you to receiving your Nobel price? I'm having a bit of trouble achieving mine.

Matthew

But I go by Matt

Man I love having a normal white guy name with a hard consonant ending.

>>34590662
It's beta unless you go by Stu

Male names that aren't shortened to one syllable are dogshit and for pussies.

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Elias.
I like it

What do you see when you hear the name Andrej

>>34590402
English with Irish ancestry, a grandparent or great grandparents something like that

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>>34590593
KURWA

CHEEKI BREEKI VDAMKE

Ctrl F>Lucas
0 results
I think I won.

>>34579517
Jason
Stereotypical name and people always make friday the 13th jokes

I'm Leon. It's pronounced with a strong open "o" as it's pronounced in spanish.

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>>34585804
>not liking the name donovan

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>tfw Tom
im ok with this name.

>>34589237
Wew lad, did i hit a soft spot you fragile thing?

>>34579517
Tim
I think it's either a Chad name or a name for children in movies.

"Robbie Rescuer"

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>>34586150
>>34590402
>>34590825
Same, born in United Caliphate of Britbongistan but most of my family are Irish, and not in the Boston sense of the word.

Also Connor and Coner fucking shits better get out of my way

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>>34584267
Yeah that's def not me. I'm 6'2" and with normal hair.

Any other Hector s in here?

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Lilith
Apparently it has some sort of meaning in a religion but I don't know shit about that

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>>34592309
hi you are my gf now. whats your discord/mail? we got to talk about our relationship

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>>34592309
Lilith was adam's first wife. She was killed for disobeying adam and then God made Eve as her replacement, or so i remember.

Cool name btw, might name my daughter the same thing if i ever have one

>>34579592
Cory is like Chads orbiter sidekick who might also be gay

who else fionn here

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>>34592357
that's a sick meaning, thanks anon

>>34592357
>>34592532
Not even canon to the bible, just some ancient fanfiction

>>34590338
Hey, my name is Jared too

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>>34591003
It makes me think of a friendly older guy, like late 40s who's always willing to come over if your door is jammed or your toilet is clogged.
>>34592309
Sounds like a qt name, I bet you're a red head.
>>34592279
Kind of odd, very stern and business like.

Kyle.

>>34579517
>Eugene
Are you a representative of Eugenics?

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Its uh.. Cian...

Kyle laycock, I got a sick last name reeeeee

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>tfw no one ever says my name in these threads

luke

seemingly uncommon name

Who else /Will/?

>>34592721
Hi Horatio

>>34584418
eyy watup jonathan

>>34584510
hoyce gracie?

Dalton.
My mom liked Roadhouse.

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Sebastian, i guess it's an ok name

My names Ethan

>>34581372
I'm an Andrew too. I like it. It's not overly beta but it's not an alpha name either.

Martin
Shorter version of the latin Martinus "consecrated to the god Mars"
Also one of the most popular french saint

>Marlin
guess my gender

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What about Tobi?

Real name is Tobias, but no one calls me that so stop

Jafar

orig

>>34589313
reese from malcom in the middle

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Anyone other Phillip's in here? I don't much like my name lads.

>>34587367
ayyy what's up fellow Peter

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>>34591003
>tfw also Tim (Timothy)
People always called me Timmy Turner in school, it was pretty okay.

Trevor here, r8 my name

>>34596989

Know a very nice Trevor
He used to be somewhat of a robot, became a very turbo Chad after he started drinking and socializing. Still a great guy, well read, intelligent, amazing taste in music and overall really nice. I'm proud of him. Hopefully, you are going to amount to great things too, friend!!

I love you

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>>34597131
I love you too originally anon

>>34592880
William here, fuck Will.
Bill and Billy are okay.

Skyler... And I'm a guy :/

>>34597306
Skyler is a guys name.

Brendan
Idk, I've never much liked it. What do you guys think?

What the fuck no Jacobs here?

My dad was gonna name me Seth and I think I'd rather have that name, Jacob is autistic af

My name is Didrik, rate?

>>34597321
What really? I never heard of anyone having that name

>>34579517
Domantas. Or Dom for short.

>>34579517
My name is Max, thoughts?

>>34594735
>Ethan

what up ethan master race

>nameposting general
>ageposting general
>countryposting general
>handposting general
>eyeposting general
w-what?

My parents named me Tommy because they hated the name Thomas

I never understood it desu

>>34587823
why am I the only one here with this name desu

>>34579517
>eugene
schoolshooter/10

>>34579517

Philip

You can't roast such a normal name

George, it's me granddaddy's name.

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Zachary

no bully

I never got rated last thread wooow

My name is Declan

>>34597645
Dom is 6/10, Domantas could be anywhere from 1 to 8

>>34598274
5/10

>>34598347
7/10

>>34599263
I know a guy literally officially called Tommy, no idea what his mum was smoking. He goes by Tom

3/10 sorry m8

>>34599880
James is legit 8/10

>>34599926
2/10

>>34600136
5/10

>>34600162
7/10

>>34600206
chad/10

NOW RATE ME

>tfw got a name that no one likes
>people make fun of me with Emily all the time
being an Emilio sucks donkey dick

>>34600240

Don't even know what to make of your name, never heard it before

Don't like the sound of Declan so I'll give you a 2/10

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>>34579517
Felix.

I never had a chance, did I?

>>34600373
Asspained eugene detected

Brennan

I kind of like it, desu

>>34590637
lol that looks exactly like alan resnick

>>34579517
tfw white and named diego

>>34600399

Eugene or not, doesn't really make Declan into a good name either

Take out your anger on your parents instead of me

>>34600435
I meant to type in tho but desu is okay I guess?

Nolan here.

How fucked am I?

>>34600457

Knew a white guy whose name is Mohammed because of his crazy single mom wanting to be more "inclusive" or some dumb shit like that

>you will never be a Raphael

why live?

>>34600496
Bravo Nolan

your comment was not original.

>>34600496
I imagine myself saying "Hey Nolan" and it's not bad desu. I like how Nolan rolls off the tongue, 6/10

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Any other Noahs around here?
Please be one lurking.

>No Adams

fuckin hell

>>34600458
Literally the name as a fucking saint mate

Saint Declan has a cult in Ireland, Saint Eugene has a tiny wikipedia entry

>>34600538

Yeah, God himself might come down from the heavens above and demand us to call him Declan from now on, doesn't mean the name will sound any better.

Just thinking of saying it out loud makes me cringe.

I'm not shitting on the person that had the misfortune of being named Declan, I just think the name itself is shit

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Jean

I'm a guy

I'm not french

>>34581372
>Andres

Close enough cousin.

Is Erick a good name?

>>34579592
>those rinnegan eyes
top kek

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>>34579517
Eugene is a Chad koala in ACNL

>>34597246
Used to go by William but it's just too long desu

IGOR

BUT I AM IN AUSTRALIA AND NOT RUSSIAN OR EASTERN EUROPEAN

>>34579517
>tfw Mitchell
I hate my girly ass name.

Cassandra.

I fucking hate it because it has three syllables. The best names have two syllables or less. It's just a pain in the ass to say it. Out of all the things I could be an autistic sperg over it has to be my name.

>>34600206
>>34600394
both are qt3.14 tier names
10/10

Aynal :-(

Lee

professors always think my last name is my first and fuck it up

im only half chink tho so its not the worst

>>34601889
I'm so sorry. Is it pronounced how I think it is?

David #4,567,897 reporting in

Hugo. Last name is even worse.

Am I too late to the thread?

My first name is Bowie. Was a nerd in school but now most people think my name is "cool"

>>34602997
Hippie parents?
>>34602984
Dude you're name's awesome.
I love classic names, underused enough to stay unique.

>>34592309
that's actually really cute, anon

My name is Taryn.

>>34602259
Classy and southern sounding
>>34602447
Very common so I don't have any impression of it one way or another
>>34602984
19th century scientist-y

>>34602984
Hugo is pretty cool m8

Lance

origi

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>tfw Edward


Feels decent man