I hate women, guys. All I did was jerk off on the table after a massage, and now they aren't letting me schedule another appointment. Wtf?
damn dude i'd sue if i were you
>act like a creep
>get treated like on
Woah,it's like the world has consequences. Who woulda thought.
>>34580644
Go away, normalfag
>>34580575
Technically they didn't tell me I'm banned, but the owner replied to my email telling me to call her to talk about their "professional policies"
>>34580720
What so i am a normalfag for having common sense?
>>34580761
>>34580644
Fuck off you deluded normal faggot
>>34580761
Yes, pretty much
Orgasms
>>34580881
>>34580776
No wonder nobody likes you outside of your immediate family.
>>34580957
Judging by some threads on here, not even immediate family likes some robots
>>34581069
I was giving the benefit of the doudt.
>>34580720
She wants to tell you it's extra and the masseuse will do it for you
>>34580540
Those asses are fuckin awful except maybe 1 and 3
>>34581760
I would give them all a good caning t bh
>op is a creepy virgin
>wonders why nobody will accept him
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>34580720
"Professional policies" means they're going to offer a happy ending next time, anon. I'd follow up.
>>34581893
I am actually tempted by this possibility, but I do not want to make a phone call like that
>>34580540
2nd from left looks delicious
>>34582481
Tbh second from right is the one I most want to kiss
>>34582496
she would get kisses too desu
>>34581132
Last time, when I left my clothes on the chair in the corner, I put my wallet on top with a 50 peeking out. Masseuse didn't bite though :(
>>34582595
>>34582453
You guys are literally fucking retarded if you can't get a handjob or sex at a massage parlor. They either do it or they don't. Just look up the parlors on rubmaps
>>34582851
There aren't any like that in my area that I can find. I've done it multiple times before in more populous areas, I know how it works