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Why the fuck does shit like this happen? 2017-02-03 01:33:57 Post No. 34598383
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I go into my dorm and it looks like my roommate isnt there. He's fucking 200+ pounds, so I wouldn't be able miss him.
I start fapping and talking to myself. Afterwards I notice a small bundle on his bed. Apparently that's him. This 200 pound mother fucker is tucked on a little spot on his bed smaller than me. WHAT THE FUCK GODFUCKING DAMMIT THIS IS EMBARRASING. WHAT THE FUCK KILL ME. Why couldn't he just sleep stretched out like a regular fucking person. Holy shit. I even took one of his sodas and he was right there the whole time. DAMMIT.
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How do I apologize?
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Somebody fucking give me advice before I kill myself.
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Suck his dick to make up for it
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>>34598483
No seriously, I feel fucking disgusting and embarrassed.
He's in a spot that he is physically too FUCKING BIG TO BE IN. He looked like a pillow. Is God fucking with me?
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Just start doing crazy shit regularly and he'll think you're insane and forget about it, then you have the added bonus of being able to do stupid shit all the time and get away with it
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>>34598540
I've known him since middle school. I have a terrifying feeling in me, it's still as high as when I first realized he was in the room.
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>>34598599
Was he your friend beforehand?
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>>34598599
GOD SPARED MY FUCKING SANITY AND MY LIFE. HE WASN'T ACTUALLY IN THE ROOM. THAKYOU
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>>34598694
Did he just sneak in?
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