OK robots, pick your gf right now

>>34602413
lobotomized I think.
reminds me of my ex + i don't mind being a parent.

>>34602413
I can't decipher monster gf, so I pick hemophilic gf

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>>34602413
Monster gf. Fucking Duh.

monster GF

companionship, /x/ adventures, might slay my adversaries horrifically for me

>>34602520
>>34602521
but what if she eats your peepees and kills you in your sleep

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>>34602413
Lobotomized its.
But ask the monster gf phone.

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>>34602413
I actually do have the fucking autist gf, every single fucking bulletpoint is accurate. I resent her so fucking much for the shit she's done, but also love and care too much about her to ever leave.

>>34602542
As long as she's hot and has monster babies I don't really care.

>>34602413
Autist gf or maybe hemophilic.

I've had autist gf. She fit literally every description. Was a "pure" kissless asian Christian virgin qt too. Bacislly r9k dream girl. It was good for a few years but I eventually ruined it. Now I'm filled with regret and bitter self loathing and she had a husband and two kids. It's not as good as it seems.

>>34602413
Autist gf sounds more like a stereotypical gamer girl.

>hemophiliac gf
That's ridiculously rare in women, probably a gf (male).

I guess fleshlight gf is the best. I thought lobotomized gf would be better, but if fleshlight gf is capable of cooking then I guess being limbless must be less disabling than lobotomy.

I would choose hemophiliac gf on the sheer principle that she would be easy to kill and then have sex with in a pool her own blood

>>34602413
monster gf pls

ravioli ravioli armin tamzarian

Monster gf all the way. I'm not opposed to hemophiliac gf, but I'd feel like shit if if she got hurt somehow. That'd be a lot of worry.

>>34602892
>>34602843
im surprised so many robots like monster girl even though nothing its clear about her

>>34602755
I think being a literal monster is rarer in women, suspend your disbelief to at least reasonable levels.