>accidentally dropped the tab into my can of soeq
>swallowed it on accident when I was chugging my soda down
looks like this is it, /r9k/. this is my last post. been nice knowing you. never thought I'd die this way.
should just remain in your stomach for the rest of your life.
>>34604236
Or tear his intestines and anus apart as it moves through and exits his system
Darwin hard at work.
>>34604225
On the bright side, your stomach can digest aluminum. On the other hand, it gives you alzheimers.
>>34604261
that sounds painful. if I just swallow a bunch of tabs, will I die instantly? I'd rather die a quick death
>>34604225
My gf accidentally shallows her septum ring in her sleep. It's happened twice. She assumed she pooped it out, but never felt it pass or dug thru her poop to check so who knows. Might still be in there someplace
>>34604353
*Swallows not shallows
>>34604377
LOL retard can't speel