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GOOD morning

Just had sweet morning sex and I'm on a half day. Everything's coming up Milhouse

On way to work already but I finish at 1.
Got a job interview for a good job on Monday husky I can finally pack in retail after 5 years soon
Wish me luck brobots

Got job centre at 9. Why the FUCK do I keep agreeing to have these stupidly early appointments.

>>34604424

Best of luck, lad. Nobody should have to do retail for 5 years. What's the job?

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>>34604446
have fun mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-dYNttdgl0

I just battled my way out of bed to take a shit, I don't wanna walk back though, too much work. Life is fucking hard lads

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>tfw friend asks if I'm asexual
>don't know
>asks if I ever get erections while thinking of someone
>say I'm sure I do but genuinely can't think of an instance
>have gotten half chubs while hugging him before but can't tell him that, not even sure if that's sexual attraction or just a response to physical intimacy
>I block out sexual arousal because grew up christian where lust was a big no-no
>my first experience of looking up pictures of naked people resulted in dad getting mad at me and saying it wasn't right, then getting even madder when I just said I wanted to know what things looked like (which is all it was at the time, I wasn't wanking to it but he didn't believe me)
>only wank like twice a week
>only think of the act of wanking while doing it, not any fantasies or porn
>don't know how much is biological low sex drive and how much is childhood psychological trauma and/or growing up with lust being forbidden

am I fucked?

>paid leave from this saturday till monday evening (like 9 days)
>somehow I just can't be fucked to go to work this friday night

I don't have anything planned at all, but I just don't wana work lads, fuck I'm sure the managers gonna suspect something but he can't really do shit anyway.

I'll prolly go to chinatown tommorow and get some rare seasonings from southeast asia that plebshits like tesco/morrisons don't stock as well as get some takeaway boxes too, so I guess that kinda counts since I wana be fresh and full of energy doing this monumental errand.

if I don't have a gf by this time next year I'm going to kill myself. I can't take the crushing lonliness anymore.

>>34604728
What if you had a friend who wasn't a sexual partner? You've always got your hand to fulfill that part

>>34604753
I haven't had any friends for years

>>34604766
That's my point. If you had a friend by this time next year who you were personally close to but the relationship was purely platonic, would that be good enough?

>>34604728

trust me mate, women are just gonna drain the shit out of your wallet and time.

Having good friends(male) will seriously cheer you up, women will just make you happy for a bit then fuck your shit up.

>>34604806
how am I supposed to get "good friends" when I'm a shut in with social anxiety?

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>>34604728
>>34604834
why don't you try something a bit different if you can't find a gf?

>>34604834
>social anxiety
Just remember that with literally everything you do in public, you're virtually anonymous unless you break the law. 99% of people you walk past or even interact with on a non-personal level will forget you within minutes. Don't be afraid to fuck up, because there are literally no consequences even if you do so (as long as you're not breaking the law)

>>34604446

I hope you get sanctioned, lad

>>34604937
But I'm a good boy, I have all my universal credit good boy points still intact, infact my work coach even didn't care when I didn't turn up one day because "I know that you wouldn't do that on purpose anon"

Hehe good boy~ good boy~ I'm such a good boy~

http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/Cognitive-behavioural-therapy/Pages/Introduction.aspx

does this actually work? seems like a load of bollocks "self help" shite to me

>>34605023
It does if you're just a drama queen like 90% of people on this site who claim mental health issues, and you just need to be taught how to stop being a weirdo

It's worthless i your brain is actually wired wrong or just plain broken, then only medication will help

>>34604843
>>34604843
I want to put my Willy between these girls thighs and I want to cum

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>>34605045
well since I've had these problems all my life and its actually prevented me from living a life I'm going go with my first guess and asume its shite that won't work, guess I might actually try meds sometime after putting them off for years, still don't believe they really work either

>>34605068
bit gay that...

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>>34604843
no thanks, i like tits and pussys

>>34605095
>still don't believe they really work either

Despite having never tried them?

If your brain is missing a component that would make you normal, what do you expect to happen without replacing it with a synthetic version?

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there's a seagull in the train station

>>34605115
the history and science behind their use seems rather sketchy, most of them are used for a wide range of problems and nobody really knows how they work.

and they're so heavily prescribed, doubt majority of people actually need them and when it "works" for them its just placebo

>>34605095
How does that tail stay on?

>>34605182
it goes up their fag arse

I want to buy a big ass pipe so I can sit in the garden and pretend I'm Gandalf looking out at the shire

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>>34605209
the shire had nice weather though. you will be cold and soggy

>>34605221
I'm sure I can use my imagination

Also
>tfw no Zizek to fist fuck in Gulag

>>34605189
but why tho
very original desu

>>34604446
I know this feel. My sleep pattern always messes up a day before and I feel like shit.

>>34605300
because they're fucking faggots

>>34605780
as opposed to non-fucking faggots?

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>>34604356
Lad. The queen isn't ill anymore. And why is there a chav running on the roof with a bottle of mountain dew?

>>34604446
>job centre at 12
>but it's fucking pissing it down outside

>>34605172
Cute bastard. Pick him up, let him out and then wash hands

>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>34604356
I don't understand the teddy meme

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>>34604356

It was the call that saved /britfeel/

Lads how do I stop wanking? I've been on sertraline for 2 months now and my sex drive hit 0 then I started taking multi bit and fish oil and my constantly horny now....

>tfw humping bed while typing this...

>>34606095
There's nothing wrong with a cheeky wank every now and again lad. And if every now and then is every hour then so be it.

>time to leave the house
>the weather is shit
>tfw I'd post from the bus but the wifi blocks all boards except... pol which I also browse

>>34606095

Why are you on sertraline, that stuff fucks you up

>>34606120
Got the depression and anxiety meme illnesses, I'm coming off it next month for a different drug that begins with m can't remember the name but my doc said it might be better than see trailing for me.

>>34606115
>bus wifi blocks website

But why?

>>34606165

>Doctor does no investigatory work and just prescribes Anti-depressants at random

It really is no surprise that even when the national newspapers were calling Shipman a potential serial killer, his patients still went to visit him in the week before he was actually arrested and had to stop practising.

I've quit my sertraline cold turkey after being on it for a couple of months. I feel fine so I hope it stays that way.

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>tfw stuck in a lazy seaside town
>only people here in the daytime are pensioners dog walking

>>34606473
Me too desu.

>tfw I have to deal with shankyoubruv degenerates in addition to old people.

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>>34606473
>>34606490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0LeL9BUPtA

origni

Done my French and German, now time for some Physics. I'm not at school or uni, im a NEET who has made his own weekday timetable, kind of like a school one. Any suggestions for subjects to add?

Also might go pub with a uni mate later

So, what are the ugly, unsuccessful, and unloved supposed to do with our lives? Is it our duty to go on an Elliot style kill rampage?

>>34606545
British history. Also 2 languages at once seems difficult.

>>34606552

No one from /r9k/ could pull off something like Elliot did. You'd all just sperg out, and forget to take the safety off your gun before the police arrived, and end with with 0 kills, 0 injuries.

>>34606552
Gotta work to better yourself tbqh lad, only thing keeping me going even if I fail miserably at it

>>34606582
>police arriving at an efficient time
>britbongistan

>>34606584
>Gotta work to better yourself tbqh lad,
Wow. There's a new one. I'm old as fuck. People dont change and improve their life after they pass a certain age. Eventually it's too late.

>have a share bag of peanut M&Ms
>all to myself

devilish

>>34606561
Only an hour each day. Done by early afternoon then I will apply for postgrad courses or maybe a dreaded job...

British history is wank on its own. I prefer wider European history (literally everything: Roman Republic, Empire and Fall, Charlemagne, Crusades, Renaissance, 30YW, French Rev, 1848 Rev, WW1&2 and it ends for me in 1969.)

Also I read it in my spare time anyway.

I'm adding maths.

>>34605099
>I'd rather fuck an obese miley cyrus than a cute femboy

You are actually gay.

>craiglist about selling pharms taken down in record time
>ads about selling coke and weed still up after weeks
Ffs I just want to make some extra money stop being dicks.

>>34606606
Sorry you're salty lad, but you're never too old to pick up a hobby or learn a new profession. You could also stop being delusional and expecting a cute gf and settle for some mong that genuinely cares for you

>>34606606

Well, don't shoot me if you do it

been on SSRIs for about 6 weeks now, woke up this morning and wanted to do something even if it is just playing wow

cant remember the last time that happened

>>34606625
>accept living in a mud hut and eating shit while others are feasting in a mansion
Yeah no thanks.

>>34606606
>>34606626

I'd say the same but I don't leave the house anyway.

>>34606634
I want this feel but I'm really reluctant to take any drugs.

>>34606662
SSRIs are shit mate his dick will be limp 24/7

>>34606656
It isn't a mud hut and shit if she treats you well.

>that disgusting nergress Beyonce showing off her disgustingly naked pregnant body
Makes me gag.

>>34606675
dicks fine, cumming is slightly harder but maybe proportionally better too

SSRIs arent always a meme, they generally either completely fuck people up or work really well giving them an efficacy of just slightly above placebo, but thats misleading

>>34606683
So, considering it's generally accepted that most women are shitty, I should spend my time pursuing ugly ones and hope I find one that isnt shitty? How is that preferable to just going mental and dying?

>>34606729
>considering it's generally accepted that most women are shitty

Simmer down Elliot

>brush teeth twice a day
>always have, always will
>gums have been bleeding on and off for a week

Haha EPIC!

I fucking make the effort to do something and life still shits on me.

>>34606746
>believes most women arent shitty
>browses /r9k/
Why are you even here?

>>34606762
Please guide me to wherever states you can't browse this board without having some sort of disdain for women. Probably been here longer than you lad, it wasn't always le ebin women are all whores and chad fucks my oneitis daily

>>34604449
thanks senpai. the job is graphic designer

>>34606777
I remember on NYE a guy on here posted about how a giant fat woman forced him to kiss her at midnight. Everyone was screaming at him to get out and stop bragging. This is not the place for people who have normie views or relationships with women.

>>34606809
That's just /britfeel/ though the rest of r9k is normie as fuck now.

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Finally quit my job and got my last bit of pay, mummy says its for the better because the job was no good on my health and she's just happy I have my own money.

Gonna go to sleep soon and think about what to do with my life now, maybe be a gymfag.

>>34606850
How will you make a living by being a gymfag?
ur mummy is an enabler desu

>>34606826
Mate I'm looking at the catalog right now and it's full of
>why wont any girls give me a chance?
>please tell me most guys are lonely like me
>serial killer appreciation thread
>making arrangements for my suicide

>>34606940
Wanting a gf is normie.
Robots are above that.

>cant stop scratching my bum bum through my pj bottoms

Whats wrong with me lads? Maybe im just hungry...

>>34606955
no they want boyfriends instead

>>34606898
I never said i'd make a living being a gymfag, just it would give me something to do for the next couple of months while i've got some savings and time.

16 is the age of consent in England and this is pretty much impossible isn't it?

>>34606749
You need to stop eating all the time and drinking soda. Chew gum after eating and wash mouth around with water.

>>34606850
I did the same thing 2 months ago. Basically had a mental breakdown and quit with lots if money saved. Try to establish a routine as soon as possible mate. If you don't you'll slip into madness and feel worthless.

>>34607014
nowt wrong with a bit of boy poo chee lad

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no call lads. might as well get 1 done
post em if you you love em

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>>34606618
It's gay to want to fuck this more than a deluded skinny man?

>>34607157
That the same girl? Looks way better than the last photo.

>>34607168
No, it's a different girl.

>>34607183
I'd fuck the shit out of her.

But the sow in the last picture could make me turn to the boipucci.

>>34607157
That's fine, the munter you posted before wasn't.

good book to read?

>>34607224
i'd fuck your boipucci, lad

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>>34607110
quick post before I go.

the urge to skip seminars is so strong baka...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BXYglV1gtU

>>34607250
I'm awfully stout and I don't shave it but if that's what you're in to...

>>34607258
any boihole is a goal

>>34607245
I'd much rather fuck her than a man. If you would even consider fucking a guy you're a major fucking homo.

>>34607014
No, they want boys who are dressed as girls because they're too beta and incompetent to interact with real women

>>34607319
>too beta and incompetent to interact with real women
Sounds like 4chan alright

that feel when you wake up and you only have a limited amount of time to get ready, but you don't feel like forcing a breakfast down when you've just woke up, but if you don't eat you`ll be hungry later.

I'm my own worst enemy. when I'm alone I crave someone else to talk to but on the rare occasion someone does actually talk to me all I can think is "shut up, fuck off and leave me alone"

>>34607329
Most of them don't go prison gay though

is there such a thing as prison asexual?

>>34607367
I wish, because I'd choose that option

Biological impulses too strong

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>>34607353
you got me there, the levels are getting deeper each time

>>34607390
>tfw no bully waifu

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>>34604356

Two threads with the guy on the roof is enough, what if he fell off? Not a comfy thought.

>>34607397
>modifying the old image

youre as much a pleb

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not exactly a good sign when you see this in the shitter

i hate everyone

but making friends (which i haven't had in years) laugh or otherwise entertaining them is the only thing that makes my life worth living.

>>34607304
>an attractive feminine human male
>an unattractive masculine female

The first is what heterosexual men are attracted to.
The second is what homosexual men are attracted to.

>>34607418
>wales
typical

>>34607429
are you retarded? as long as they have a vagina I don't care what the rest of them looks like.

>>34607454
>I've never been attracted to a non-naked human

>>34607429
How is she even remotely fucking masculine?

You are definitely a homo

>>34607460
Broad shoulders, pronounced features, beer gut.

>>34607457
If I had a choice between fucking a ugly girl or a "cute" guy if pick the girl in a heart beat

>>34607479
That's because you're not a homosexual

>>34607479
Well hey that's your personal preference there's no need to be ashamed about it.

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Hey
You know you're gonna live
To fight another day
It's just today thing's aint so good.

>>34607536
>tfw have a physical copy of this album in the car

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slept in and missed classes, going to have a wank and then go for lunch with mummy.

hope you are all having good days!

would an anime decal covering the bonnet be tacky?

any stoned man in

>>34607571
depends on the anime, my friend has konata on his mazda and it doesnt look too bad

>>34607418
What kind of needles do people need to dispose of in a toilet?

>>34607609
Diabetic. Heroin.

>>34607565
>tuition is too high!!

>>34607609
knitting, sewing

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>>34607604
I wonder how much something like this costs to get done. Would gladly pay a couple of hundred for something of this quality.

>>34607604
is it a large decal or just tasteful?

I've got a WAT racing sticker coming in the post but I'd like some other fun shit

>>34607635
im scottish so i dont pay tuition

i just get comfy and do easy classwork and essays while the rest toil in the classroom

>>34607648
would probably look for jap hobby forums around this subject since its so big there. shouldnt be too expensive for the work but getting the scale and look right will be hard

>>34607658
small konata set up so it looks like its sitting on the bonnet like a bench

>>34607678
same here, feels weird man

>>34607595
i am currently stoned at this moment in time

As a Catholic, if I don't have the consent of God via marriage to lay with a woman, do I commit rape by doing so?

>>34607714
where abouts are you?

south ayrshire here mate

>>34607803
as a catholic i think you should fuck off, her maj is gods Representative on earth, not the bishop of rome

>>34604371
Glad you are having a great day Nigel.

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>>34607678
>>34607818
what do you study mate?

I wasted my free tuition years on a difficult degree I hate, I was looking into going back in a few years to study compsci

>south ayrshire
bloody hell, where abouts? I'm dundonald here

>>34607832
She's a heretical cuntbag and the head of a cucked denomination

Not that Catholicism is much better with the current cuck Pope they have

>>34607843
troon mate, was born in dundonald

>>34607852
>heretical
ha, papist dog, is the bishop of rome listed in the bible as being the leader of gods church? what happened to the pentarchy?
do you even martin luther?

>>34607873
>martin luther

Don't you dare mention that heretical blasphemer within my presence.

German dogs have been a scourge to Europe since their inception, and that he is just 1 major example

>>34607886
>pope
>Luther

away and sook on the knob of Knox

>>34607790
indulgent to be waked and baked in 2017
what you smoking? how you smoking?

lads is it just me or is proper warm for feb?
im sweatin me bollocks off

>>34607886
ha, whats the matter papist? bought a heretical 'indulgence' did you?
faith alone leads to salvation

>>34607818
glasgow mucker, is it like The Scheme where you live?

>>34607903
Me too, it's raining but I'm still sweating. I only have a hoodie and t shirt on

had a dream that i was distilling benzene, lads

am i a chemist yet

>>34607918
nah old people and cheap weed. the scheme is one street in kilmarnock and it shows the bad side of a nice town.

Anyone in the ghetto of south east london?

>>34607868
Oh wow, small world

I went to st patricks, pretty sure I actually talked to someone in my class in /brit/ a few years ago but they got scared and left the thread

>my WoW character is literally older than my daughter
>she has the same name

Weird.

>>34607938
>st pats

ooooooooooooooo we catholic are we :^)

i was unlucky enough to go to struthers

>>34607959
wee*

oreganoo

>>34607959
fucking kek, my sister-but-not-my-sister went to struthers

how easy is it to get weed in troon anyway? are dealers just floating around?

>>34607936
SE8 m8
Wanna come intimidate some tourists on Greenwich Park with me later?

>>34607980
>my sister-but-not-my-sister
what kind of council estate relation is this

>>34607980
i live in whats meant to be the best bit of troon for dealers but i know none, side effect of the neet life .

shouldnt be too hard everyone between 14-20 smokes it.

also pint when :^) ayrshire bots anonymous

>>34607938
I went to st pats as well senpai

>>34607989
>intimidate some tourists
>noodle arm robots
>intimidating

>>34607991
not technically my step-sister, our parents never married but it's easier than saying "my mum's partner's daughter"

>>34607996
I hear girvans is fucking nuts at the weekend, pebbles too wew

>>34608005
what class m8? who was in it?

I left in 2005 I think

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>>34607252
>ywn play timesplitters co-op again
>timesplitters rewind is probably never going to be released

>>34607955
>naming your child after a wow character
m8...

>>34608026
never drank in troon, only killie and glasgow. would be nice to drink somewhere local desu.

pebbles is a daycare now lmao

>>34608039
It's a real world name, Afrikaans or Portuguese I never found out.

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it's torture having a fat fetish but not even fat girls want you

>>34608053
2bh that sounds cute :3

what the fuck are you doing on here though

>>34607927
even kilmarnock's got better weed than me, this is too much to take

>>34608055
Chances are you're not putting any effort in. Fat girls, especially those 20+ years old (or stone, kek), are desperate and will date any man that gives them attention.
Or do you mean fat girls with 8/10 faces?

>>34608058
I'm only 25 bud, been coming here nearly a decade.

>>34608055
>fat fetish
there's your problem lad, girls exploit and perceived value that men place in them

>>34608053
whats the name? oriental

>>34608071
I've tried tinder and swiped right on every girl. I've been on it a month and I haven't had any matches.

>>34608098
Diani
(I'm the human warrior by the way)

>normies are playing shitty techno on the train

>>34608110
supposedly they have an algorithm that prevents people who only swipe right from getting seen

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Some lad a while back wanted a Crystal Maze pepe. I have no idea if he ever got his request.

>>34608148
They're singing along with it too. this is torture

>>34608155
Speaking of which, any of you lads doing the crystal maze experience? Or participating in the new TV series with Richard Ayoade as host?

>>34608173
Just why do they build castle sin the sky anyway?

dundonald anon it was good talking to you, rare to see folk on here from our area.

ever up for a pint just post on here im on most days

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fookin hell lads, my stomach is going crazy, think I might need to eat soon. Gonna get myself some turkey meatballs and bulgar wheat with peppers and onions in so mummy knows ive been a healthy good boy.

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>>34607110
Its been a while since I've waifu posted cause I dont likr to avatarfag but here we go

>no flags on /r9k/
>can post in other countries generals without being seen
who /devilish/ here?

>>34608112
you still playing Legion? having fun? I quit just before they released the raids and mythic+

been thinking of picking it up again and re-rolling something to waste some time

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>amazon has sent me at least 3 of these emails in the last month reccomending this type of product

b-baka amazon

becoming increasingly withdrawn lads, it's been a long time since I was able to relax in anyone but my parents company and even thats start to fade. I hardly talk to my dad anymore and look forward to times when he's out of the house.

getting a little worried here, why can't they find a cure for autism?

>>34608315
Because what you are going through isn't Autism.
Or are you just expressing concern for the people who do have Autism?

>>34608251
My guild just fell apart but Legion has been pretty bad. Will unsub for a while.

>>34608304
What was you looking at in their dress up store before?

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Good afternoon, /britfeel/!

How are you all doing today?

I hope you're all doing great today and fellow wageslaves are looking forward to their two days of rest!

What are you guys up to?

Currently nursing a hangover and attempting to play Yakuza 0!

>>34607110
Lack of waifu posts in this thread!

>>34608304
Unfortunately, I think the only way you're gonna get them to stop is if you buy the recommendations :(

>>34608176
I'd feckin love to the the crystal maze experience, used to watch it religiously as a bambino.

>>34608029
Honestly might be one of the worst feels in existence.
;_;

>>34606850
That picture is cute! Who is she?

Sorry your job was detrimental to your health, starting exercise is a great way to start improving yourself in the meantime though!

just had coffee with the girlfriend

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>Infatuated with girl that lives in halfway across the country and most likely does not reciprocate my feelings.
>big argument with this girl
>she blocks me
>24 hours later she comes running back to me literally begging me to take her back, saying she loves me, tells me her Social Security Number to prove how much she trusts me and says she won't stop begging me to take her back until I finally do, even if it takes the entire night
>even goes as far to say that she'll tell everybody in our mutual friend group that she's my bitch and everything was her fault
>literally 100+ messages in a row of her begging me
>I take her back anyways

Why do I do this to myself. I know she doesn't feel the same way but then why did she beg me for 3 hours, give me her private information and say she'll tell our friends that she's my bitch if she didn't care in someway.

The worst thing now is that my infatuation with her is worse than ever and whenever she doesn't respond to one of my messages or talks to somebody else I get angry and depressed.

If only my face wasn't so ugly we could have actually had a thing. I start working soon so hopefully all the hours will give me an excuse to slowly drift away from her or make her miss me. I don't know.

POOPOO PEEPEE LADS POOPOO PEEPEE

>>34608483
Can I have coffee with her after?

>>34605172
take him with you for your supper

any of you lads ever institutionalised yourselves?

>>34608555
no, but im bored and lonely, would you recommend?

>>34607536
Thanks, Lighthouse Family

just laying in my comfy bed lads, feeling comfy of course

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>>34607110
Slept for about 10 hours and I'm still tired, but I think I'm getting better.

>Live in house share
>Indian fella keeps complaining kitchen is dirty
>Isn't even dirty

ffs lads, kinda shit ye expect living in a house share, ye either put up with it or fuck off

>>34607248
just finished the stranger and im almost finished with the trial, theyre both pretty good

What's the point of morning wood. What should I call it when I wake up at 2?

So I have signed on to get bennies today. Seems I have to call UC to get an advance payment.

How much is the advanced payment?

>>34608702
>How much is the advanced payment?
bout treefitty

>>34608757
>doesn't even get the meme right

>>34604356
There was a police car parked outside the traveller site today, lads. As far as I know everyone here is legit..so they're probably just being racist to us people of colour

Mr Cuddles barked at them

>>34608702
20 queens.
Won't let me use a pound sign, the racists.

>>34608757
>reddit

>>34608702
It is exactly half of your monthly amount, which you pay off a bit at a time.

>>34608757
So you say 350. Or is that 3x50
>>34608779
You say 20 quid lad
>>34608794
And you say 150

REEE! As long as it's over 100 that's ok

>>34608835
It is exactly half. Just ring the number and they will tell you. I got it myself not long ago.

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>>34608450
I'm doing good friendo!

Mummy gave me the keys to my car finally, she was driving it while I was still doing lessons. It's basically mine now. Next step is finding a subtle ayano keychain thing

Any plans for the weekend?

>>34608767
fuck you i typo. i coordinate ministry of dank memes

>>34609047
what motor did you mummy buy you lad.

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>>34607110

I made a lactam this week

v. exciting desu

>>34609047
Oh wow that's really nice of her!
What kind of car did you get?

Not many to be honest with you, friendo! Comfy times ahead

>>34609239
What's a Lactam? sounds like some alchemy voodoo

>>34608881
I was asked how much I wanted. I told him 150. Could hardly fucking hear him since the line is so quiet. But it is done

>>34609397
>What's a Lactam?

Imagine a lactone, but replace the endocyclic oxygen with a nitrogen.

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>>34609444
Oooh, of course!
Elementary mistake on my part, sorry for wasting your time.

Lads is it dangerous to take 4 paracetamol. I know you need to take like 30 or so for it to be fatal, but it won't make me ill will it

just got fucked over on my triving test
2 minor faults and one major fault.

The cunt said i didnt check my blindspots when i moved away when i clearly did. Next time im bringing in someone else to sit in the back this is total bullshit


if i was stacy i would have passed.

>>34609511
why do you need to take 4? 2 every 4 hours is best.
it thins the blood

>>34609537
I was convinced I failed mine when I did it but somehow didnt. The Hazard Detection is shite though

>>34609543
I keep taking two but it makes no difference

>>34609568
If two paracetamol don't work then take something stronger, not more paracetamol

>>34609568
you got a headache? or some other pain?

>>34609537
if you take someone on the test with you they have no input on the test. they can't say anything they are just there to make you feel a bit more comfortable

>>34609578
>If two paracetamol don't work then take something stronger

Something for pain relief that's stronger than paracetamol?

I can't think of anything...

>>34609578
I'll try to find something lad just nothing in the house
>>34609586
headache and sore throat mate had it for about 4 days now

>>34609592
read this
http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/Pain/Pages/Whichpainkiller.aspx

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Skyfall is on again tonight at 8 on itv2.
>tfw you will never be Silva dressed as a cop with a gun

>>34609622

If only there were some really effective pain medication that anon could take a dose of

>>34609604
may be your sinuses if you have a cold.
im not a doc so I cant really offer any help.

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>>34609592
No, neither can l

>>34609644
No worries lad, I'm not completely dying yet so I'll hold off going to the hospital

>>34609537
Examiners have got quotas lad. Failed mine once or twice as well. Tell you what though it's an incredible feeling when you eventually get your licence.

By the way also, it's true what they say, you only learn to drive once you've passed.

>tfw seriously craving to make some tofu with soy soy sauce vinehar oyster sauce reduction and veggies
>gotta wait till tomorrow to go to chinatown to buy PROPER chink vinegar and seasonings plus pigging out in the buffet


Fuck how can i stop the cravings now? I wana fucking order takeaway but its a lot less value than a buffet tomorrow

This is the most important video you will watch this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg8JlTyffd0
I am now woke as fuck

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>chair is so shit I grazed my bum and have to keep applying sudocrem

what you listening to lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxJVbe-D2cA

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>>34609921
people believe this a legit news source

>>34609992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5ebAvks9ig

PLAY IT LOUD

>>34610020
Rogan stops Alex every second to check his facts not once is Jones proven wrong.

>>34609176
>>34609397
Ford Fiesta in copper pulse, nice little car 2bh

I put towards most of it, she just paid a little nominal amount so she could say she bought it for my birthday :3

Next up is getting a WAT sticker

>Was due in court today
>didn't go

......welp

>>34609537
I just gave my instructor a blowjob and got a pass

>>34610076

Time to get yourself a nice camper van and disappear

>>34608771
How do I become a traveller?

Too many ethnics on TV lads. Especially the ads.

>>34610111
I wish I could skip town, I'm not that guy who skipped but I have a couple of fines from the 5-0 that I know I can't pay

>>34610136
get a van, make it livable and then head off, you will need a way to make money though

>just read that one of my old high school teachers has been caught pedo-ing

happened to anyone else here?

>>34610204
yeah our drama teacher got caught diddling and our history teacher got caught watching pork lel

>>34610204
Yep. My geography teacher. Fair few years ago now though. Dunno if he ever interfered with the students or not. What subject in your case?

>>34610218

head of English

>>34610076
What did you do to have to go to court you naughty boy.

Go to the police station and tell them you overslept or something. It's too early to issue a summons and it's believable
They'll just set a new day

>>34610204
Yes, my old maths teacher was done for having a relationship with a 16 year old girl. At the time I thought it was awful but looking back, she was up for it and legal.
Must be tough, all that legal skirt gagging for it and you can't touch. It's like working in a kitchen and not being able to eat.

>>34610247

bit different for the teacher i was talking about, he got bollocked for sending multiple pictures of his dick to fem students, pretty much asking to be caught if you think about it

>>34610233
>I'm afraid with your current grades, you will fail. However, you do have one option: the Head... Of English.

>teacher used to make girl students dance on top of desk as punishment for misbehavior

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>>34610217
>got caught watching pork

>>34610204
teacher at my school was one of those creepy, touchy teachers, his wife was also a teacher at school, a group of girls went to talk to her about it but nothing ever came out of it

couple years after i left he died of cancer without anything ever coming out

>>34610204

A guy in the year below me at school got caught pedoing and a couple of teachers testified for his character. He still went down but it made me think they were in on it.

>>34610204
yep, french teacher. Always said he was creepy as fuck but everyone defended him cause he didn't grass on anyone for smoking. Turns out he had students over his house getting drunk and smoking weed and he apparently did some bandage shit with a male student.

>>34610217
>watching pork

Jesus they let muslims be history teachers now?

>>34610217
>our history teacher got caught watching pork
extremely haram

>>34610404
>>34610385
>>34610291
>getting bullied
this is just like high school

>>34610368
>apparently did some bandage shit with a male student.
Really responsible of him to teach first aid as well as French desu

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>>34610413

watching pork lel

>>34610413
No it isn't you yankee cunt.

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being battered down here on the coast

not comfy at all lads, water leaked into my converse

>>34610368
>bandage shit

>>34610204
>watching pork

The absolute state of our education system.

>>34610438
bet you went to a middle school you posh twat

>>34610518
>his education was free
P L E B

>>34610368
>"Creepy
>"apparently"

Every school always had the one lonely teacher, middle aged and non-chad so people would call him "creepy"

Watch out who you call creepy without evidence anon, it might be girls calling you that in a few years.

>>34610552

not the anon you were talking to but grills have been calling me creepy since primary school, im 27 now

>>34610552
I remember our creepy teacher. He used to call girls "darling" and "sweetheart", and boys "sunshine". There was even a rumour he would drop pencils to look upgirls skirts but I only ever saw him use pens.

>>34610204
Jesus lad, I went to one of the worst schools in the country and I don't think there was any pedo-ing going on. Worst that happened was a teacher got sacked because a video of him stripping in a bar when drunk got put on facebook

>>34609856
Want to get my licence but don't know anyone to verify my pic and sign the form in order to get my provisional.

>>34610597
>sacked for doing something in your own time
What a cucked profession.

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>>34610439
Don't worry, lad. I'm sure you'll be really comfy come next week.

think i might try a dump in a minute lads, would anyone care for a report on how it goes?

>>34610589
>There was even a rumour he would drop pencils to look upgirls skirts but I only ever saw him use pens

Literally every school ever

I think if I was going to teach at a school I would slav squat to pick up things, then people wouldn't be able to falsely accuse you of anything

>>34610628

no, im constipated from packing in smoking, fuck off with your on demand shits

>>34610628
k keep me posted, lad

>>34608450
i knew the lads would of been tucked up in bed snuggling with the waifu
what am i doing today?.
off back up norf, currently sat mid way through freezing to death shivering my arse off waiting for choo choo number 1 of 3.

>>34610609
It's not just teaching by any means. You hear stories all the time of people getting fired for things in their past (i.e. sex work long before their current respectable job) or holding unpalatable political opinions. It's fucked, but that's the way things are now.

>>34610635
When you bend over you face the floor. When you squat you face directly in front of you.
If a teacher drops something just let it go mate, it's gone.

>>34610656
>being a hooker or commie is equivalent to having a drink in a bar
Alright you freak.

>>34610667
>Commie
I'm talking about having views even slightly right of Conservative, you bozo. Being a commie is just fine.

>>34610597
>Facebook

thank fuck this meme is slowing down

hopefully it goes the same way as yahoo or AOL

>>34610691
>being a commie is just fine
>caused more deaths than any other ideology
>precursor to dictatorships
wew

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Got six fleshlights on the way to a parcel holding place, lads.

What podcasts do you listen to lads

I live alone and play podcasts in my apartment through my speakers to simulate human contact

hit me up with your favourites

who else here >never been in love?

>>34610728
>hairless
Hope you get locked up you pedo.

>>34610728
>six
you mad man!

IS IT REALLY THIS HARD TO FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL FUCK ME

>>34610750
I probably have/am but didn't/don't know it.

I don't think I'll ever feel for a girl like the one I felt for when we were both 16

god I wish I'd had sex with her when I had the chance

>>34610724
>>34610691

fellas please, we were talking about pedophile teachers, lets get back on topic, ok?

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>>34610728
>Not buying an onahole instead

american shit is crap and made for cutlets lad, should have gone nip

>>34610750
How do you even know if you've been in love?
Describe it and I'll tell you if I've had those symptoms.

>>34610728

>parcel holding place

post office lad?

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>>34610728

inferior product
the nips, as usual, have got the best on the market

> women status: redundant

>>34610760
Two were free to be honest.

>>34610832
better than most women
t. punter

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>tfw no Princess Daphne gf
Why live?

>tfw we're literally toward a cold war with the EU

>>34610931
Hopefully we have Russia and the States leaning towards our side

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just fucking cleaned my computer after 2.5 years
what.the.fuck I didn't know there could be that much dust, I even found a fan I had never cleaned, fuck dust bunnies, more like dust grizzly bears, fucking hell. also

what you lads having for tea?
had a grilled spam sandwich and a pot noodle because I'm not really that hungry.

>>34610759
just wondering, how the fuck can you get hair fleshlights, are they even a thing??

I'm 19 and I've never been to a party before. I've really wasted my youth haven't I?

>>34611037

fleshlight + wig, you virgin

>>34611016
i'm just about to go get a pizza, it is friday after all

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I'm going to be stuck in Telford for the day, is there anything I can do to pass the time?

>>34611050
desu, yeah. i'm similar, i've always been a bit of a hermit and now (mid 20s) i regret not partying more.

19 is not too late though, you can still fix it

>>34611051
+wig
what the fuck that's just weird and wouldnt it just get in the way?
>not knowing that you should put a wig on a fleshlight
>U VIRGEN LOL

>>34611050

a house party? house parties have always been pretty shit in my experience, but i suppose you could have done it, all the good times happen in the local student pub

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>>34608029
Used to play timeplitters co-op with my dad for hours.
>>34608450
got caught in the rain today, then stood on a packed bus for 20 mins onto a packed train.
>>34610728
get some good quality onaholes instead lad baka.

who /LFC/ here?

>>34611074

i actually laughed out loud, thanks anon

>>34611068
cry on a bench for a few hours and contemplate existence for the rest of the day

>>34611083
/LFE/?

anyone here have to catch a train to work everyday? how the fuck do you do it? I'd be so fucking stressed constantly, I almost had an aneurysm from going to leeds a few months ago.

>>34611143
just walk faster and leave at set times

>>34611143
I don't even know how busy the trains are at that time in the morning and I don't want to know.

>>34611150
when I went last time, I waited at the platform and nearly a hundred people turned up, a train with two carriages came, had to battle my way onto the train and If I would have missed it I would of had to wait another hour

>>34611181
Wow, I live in a rural village so I normally have the whole carriage for myself.

>>34611249
I live In a small town In Lancashire, I went to see the Leeds armoury, I think it's the last time I'm going to a major city for a while

>>34610614
6 feet underground or in a canal?

>>34611276
Do you talk funneh, lad?

>>34611346

not the anon you are talking to, but yorkies talk worse than lancs, and scousers talk worse than everyone

>>34610743
stewart the sock's podcasts

I work at a builders merchants in the plumbing department sorting pipes and what not. It's a comfy job now bossman wants me to work the till which is always busy. I'm 18 and seriously shy and I feel like I've been punched in the gut. Considering leaving because of this.

>>34611376
How can you pass a job interview but not able to work a till? Just do it, faggot.

>>34611408
I got the job because my brother works there so I didn't need to do an interview. My brother is so selfish and knows that I'm incredibly shy and wouldn't reason with me and help me out.

>>34611451
Well fuck you and your nepotism, hope you have to quit.

>>34611346
I do talk funneh lad
I also pronounce chair as 'chayer''

>>34611451
you will get put back on to your old postilion if you are shit, I had to work tills for a while and after only a couple of shifts they took me off them again because I just wasn't very good at it.

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films i watched today lads

any suggestions or recommendations

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>>34604356
>grandad's 85th birthday is on saturday
>saw him earlier this week, he's in bad shape
>literally might not even be out tonight for drinks because if it's windy his chest hurts.
FUCKING WIND ON HIS BODY GIVES HIM PAIN.
>roastie toastie cousin who got engaged? to a guy and since sepperated with three kids
>is meeting a "tinder guy" out tonight where all of us will be
>on her and mine's grandad's birthday...
>will probably bring the dude to our table, where my mum,dad, auntie,uncle,grandfather, my extended family, gramps' friends will be sat

Women are a meme.

>>34611365
"Yark."

"YARK."

People from York can't say York properly.