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How I gained Happiness or, The Magic of Adolf Hitler

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Robots, gather round. Im going to tell you how I went from Suicidal Robot to Happy Successful Man.

I will go into greater detail but this is the solution summary:

>Worship Adolf hitler as the real son of God

Sounds outrages, but this serious. Please stand by
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I like Hitler and all....but what you speak of is Blasphemy. Jesus Christ is the real son of God. Whatever reward you get from practicing otherwise will be only temporary.
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>Chapter 1. religon

First, we muster decipher what it means to be alive. There is no evidence Jesus Christ existed, nor God himself. Nobody knows the true answer, and nobody will.

With this knowledge, you gain Nihilism. A nihilist will not stay in this stage forever. Eventually, he decides to "pretend" that life has meaning
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A man needs a hero. Most that are lucky enough to fall for the guise of the Jewish religions (Christianity, Judaism, and Islam) have a man of worship.

You can not prove Jesus existed, therefore you must look back in history to the REAL men who made a REAL difference, as use this as a focal point
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>>34615783


You fell for Jewish tricks my friend, I am very sorry. I envy you for believing in that though, i truly wish I could.

After my chapters are finished it will make more sense
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>chapter 2. The satanic jews

There is too much to write about the jews. The lifes work of the zionist is world domination. They want to be the Central powers of worldwide Bolshevism aka socialism. Anyone (outside of america) who dares stand up to the jews is thrown in jail.

Do not just take my word for it. Research for yourself how the holocaust was a big lie made to create the State of Israel
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If there is a god, he sent an angel down to expose the jews. If you believe in Christ, perhaps this was his act of revenge for a more complex matter?

Adolf Hitler came from seemingly nowhere, ad with powers beyond that of a normal mortal human, he garnished the love of his entire country
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>Chapter 3. Chaos Magik

Hitler was a known fan of the Occult. Weirdly enough, most politicians are. The jews are too. Ever wonder why that is? Because Chaos Magik, and the works of the Goetia (The lesser key of Solomon) are REAL. Modern religon tells you this practice is satanic, but that is only to hide its effectiveness.

Hitler gained power using these forces that the jews had long hid away
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The more you learn about this man, the more attracted like a magnet you get. Adolfs influence is greater than anything ever seen before on this planet. He was Real, he was Right. You see the injustices against the Germans (and all white people of today) and feel a strong sense of purpose.

The voids in a mans life are purpose and shelter. Religon will fill that void but you must not fall for the jewish religions. Adolf was the closest thing we had to a true God
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>Chapter 4. Applying Hitlers values to life

-Using medication is important. Hitler was always using meds to solve problems, however he went overboard. Zoloft is an excellent mood stabilizer. Your depression is caused most likely by a lack of sertonin or Dopamine, and you should take a medication the fills what you are missing.


-Once your emotions are dampened, you will be able to focus on important things. Emotion is important but those with depression/anxiety ect have imbalances and their emotions will only hinder them


-Create an imaginary world inside your head. Life is meaningless so you MUST use your imagination to have this idea of a Utopia and goals to strive for
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>Chapter 5. Lie to yourself

After reading this post you are no longer a virgin. Yep thats right, your problems are over. You had sex, remember? Yes you did. You had a girlfriend. You probably dont remember because it was a long time ago but you did.

You now realize sex is disgusting and shameful. You didnt enjoy sex and you think people should be more modest and less open about sex.

-Modesty is the most important trait you can have
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So thats basically the outline. Did anyone actually read this?
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>ignore women
>focus on math
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protect your soul from evil
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Adolf Hitler was nothing. He was the leader of murder crusade. He is Attila the hun. He is the man who I will not let exist.
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Adolf Hitler was nothing. He was the leader of a murder crusade. He is Atilla the Hun. He is the man I will not let exist. OP, if u believe this-why not make your ideas publicly open so I can teach u the meaning of anti-happiness.
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That's what I thoughy, Eunich. You're a eunich like Hilter
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HITLER WAS A VAGINA. HE WAS A GAPING HOLE. HE WAS A GAPING ANUS. HITLER PROBABLY WEPT LIKE A BITCH
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Hitler was absolute zero. He didnt even deserve to b born
he shouldv been put on the organ doner list then immediately killed
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>>34616022
Joy of satan? Are you on the discord? Aghori here
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And if ur the "next Hitler", OP, i'm gonna rip your soul from ur body, rip your body in2 PIECES, and sell u for parts
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>>34615846
Pretty sure there is plenty of proof/fact that a man named Jesus or Jeshua or whatever existed, and that all that is really in question is whether or not he was the son of God.
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>>34617590
That's not up for ?, that's metaphysical
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>>34616206
We welcome you brothers to /x/

For anyone interested in Chaos Magick, you might try to look into the likes of Austin Osman Spare (The Book of Pleasure). It's truly a complicated philosophical work and I can barely make out what he's expressing besides contempt of religion and living life to the fullest. But what he most notably brings forward is the idea and power of the sigil.
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>>34617688
You have brain damage to the point of delerium, it is quite clear
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>>34617535
You are nothing in my eyes if you dont see how Hitler was a hero
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>>34617726
Well that makes two who dont respect each other @ all.
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>>34617688

Correct

Sigils actually give results, Prayer does nothing and is a dishonest way of going about asking for your wants
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>>34617726
I dont care what u think, because you dont, your only value to me is as a medic experiment, the likes of which Hitler"s scientists were to retarded to do
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>Worshipping a loser
Nah cunt my prophet is Cecil Rhodes, he truly spoke the gospel truth.
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>>34617873
What an ugly stupid racist freak
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>>34617777
The german concentration camps were the best in the war. They actually treated the prisoners with respect compared to whatever the fuck country you side with

If hitler hadnt killed all those bolsheviks, we would be under Communist global rule. But maybe that what you are, a disgusting kike. (see OP image)
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>be Latino
>no one likes
Cmon guys, I personally did nothing wrong
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>>34617903
Concentration camps murdered thousands, brutally. Polish here and my grandfather died in buchenwald. Literally go fuck yourself
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>>34617903
Eat shit & die
all u no
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>>34617895
Subhuman non-anglo detected.

>ugly
>having a vocal opinion on a man's appearance
What are you a faggot?
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>>34617950
You gonna do something about it bitch?
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>>34617929
Your grandfather slipped and fell into my grandfather's u-bend while at work, cunt.

FIX AND CLEAN LOO
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>>34617929
Your grandaddy died of Typhus because the Americans and British bombed the supply lines you fool

FYI, Poland started the fucking war, you deserve everything that happened
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>>34617719
>Present the works of an artist/philosopher
>Get insulted
wat
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>>34617981
No, the plague of AIDs makes it so I won't have to lift a finger in contributing to your early demise you vile little queer.
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>>34618020
Uv never lifted ur body off ur ass
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>>34617992
Fuck off.

I totally get why adolf was a great man, but saying his ways werent awfull and unhuman is just lieing.

The Nazis wanted to achieve a great goal in a horrible way, there are better ways.
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No
No
No
No
No

Don't be a homosexual for Hitler
Don't worship him
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>>34618000
>Declare war on Krauts for invading Poland and putting Poles in camps
>Proceed to bomb supply lines, killing Jews, Polacks, Krauts and other subhumans
ULTIMATE BANTER WE JUST WANTED AN EXCUSE TO KILL MORE NON ANGLOS

Hardy harr harr
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>>34618066
Adolf was NOT a great anything, he was a miserable failure in his first moment of life
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>>34618105
He got rid of the commies, and many jews. But he did it in a horrible way, eugenics and mass sterilization al the way senpai.
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I'm disgusted nazis exist
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>>34618156
R u asking me to cut out your ur reproductive organs? Cuz just ask and u'll recieve
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>>34618105
You are one butthurt kike

Adolf is the closest thing we had to a god and you know your jew religion is evil
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>>34618183
Chemical sterilization of all people of inferior genes. This includes me, you, all robots, mentally ill people etc.
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>>34618198
I hold no religion. You dont hold reason.
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>>34618214
U just want to b a dictator
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>>34618156
There was no other option

In politics, it is a race between each party to gain total authoritarian power. The final civil war of every country will be Fascism vs Communism, Nationals vs Socialists. If one side wins, the other dies

so its important that we win
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>implying hitler wasn't an avatar of Vishnu
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>>34618255
You have no mind
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>>34618284
wow! what a great argument!
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>>34618326
I dont argue against people who are ruled by their subconscious
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>>34618345
As stated in Chapters 4 and 5, You can not have fulfillment in life without religion. If you cannot believe in God, you must believe in something that keeps the void full, and Hitler is proof of void filling religiously through my own experience, because I can not believe in God


So have fun feeling empty for the rest of your life
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>>34618412
U know nothing. You quit.
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>>34617775
imo, these are basically the same workings at the very core; one focuses their consciousness/intent toward some goal and manifests it into reality
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>>34618000
>>poland started the war.

What did the polskis do?
Are you referring to something other than the rapist para-troopers?
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There is going to be a new age to man. One without ignorance, without prejudice. When all people are stamped out that are ignorant, prejudiced, we will set up a system that all ignorant and prejudiced of the future are stamped out.
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>>34618432
this right here folks is the kind of person you should never be

This is truly sad to see yet another victim to the Marxist world we grew up in. Luckily, they are starting to lose again
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>>34618526
I am a capitalist u shit stain
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Why dont u and your spiritual equivilents eat each other pls nazis
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>>34618521
thats a disgusting communist thought

Save your own people. Prejudice protects us from harm and letting our guard down
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>>34618554
How vague

are you AnCap? Centrist? SocCap?
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>>34618581
You have irrational fear, thats y u must go
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>>34618623
AnCap-antiprejudice.
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>>34618652
aka you fell for marxist propaganda

point proven, sorry schlomo
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>>34618696
So you're saying to enforce slavery? I TOLD u u were a dictator
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>>34618722
enforce slavery of violent criminals

aka what prisons already do
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Tell me your name. Then kill yourself. Or else.
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