You will get over it

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let me start

the girl im texting havent responded in a few days now

got a blowjob this week

oregano

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>>34615292
Went to the unemployment office yesterday. Made me realise once again that I've spent the entire year living in escapist fantasies through my computer and that the real world is extremely boring.
I honestly wish that this global human civilization would collapse, so that we would be driven into an archaic state of fighting for survival, simply so I could live life simply for living. To fight for survival, instead of just getting on the hamster wheel for the sole purpose of keeping the fucking thing spinning.

>>34615411
Shitty bait.
oregando post

>>34615420
try living alone with nature ?

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>>34615317
ay lmao
the gril i've been texting started getting on my nerves by not taking a day or two to answer to every text I send so i told her to either start talking like a normal person or gtfo

she gtfo

i'm sad

>>34615529
But I don't want to live alone. I'm mostly unsocial, but I'd still like to live as a part of a community.

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>>34615583
orgasmismo

Started trying to get /fit/. Went down 66 push ups today, but trying to lift weights to compensate. Also studying drugs out of a book.

I need to find a way to move out of parents house but I've never had a real job or a car, it's killing me

>>34615635
ty anon, i like getting replied to so this means a lot

>>34615665
>66 push ups

fucking teach me, Bruce Anonlee

t. a skeletor

>>34615668
This, I'm too prideful to accept a job from friends/relatives and too nervous about failing to approach other. Hopefully some volunteer work will correct the situation.

>>34615692
They're the shit fast ones but I figure keep going and the numbers will make up. I started at 20 a day and bumped up by 10% each time until I slowed.

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>>34615411
sure thing you did kid....gtfo

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>>34615759
but reaaaaaaaaaaly :(

>>34615746
fast ones?

i've been doing pushups for a week and i looked up proper form yesterday, dropped from ~30 total to ~16 but i feel that i'll make more progress this way

also, good to hear you're working so hard and congrats on the progress you've made!

>friend didn't come to school today
>was quiet and "me" all day long because I can't make my own fun
>girl friends told me I could sit with them during lunch because i looked lonely
>remember that they all probably feel bad for me and that the one i had a crush on probably felt pity when she figured it out
>bump into last crush's circle while doing some things
>last crush didn't even acknowledge me while i greeted everyone

college gets better, right guys?

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>>34615852
you have to be 18 to post here

oreganomeranome

>>34615900
i am 18 tho, 1998

>>34615852
>getting invited by grils

normie scum!

college gets better if you get better at socializing. one important thing i've learned over my years of (countless) failures at socialising is that you NEED to make a strong first impression. hell, even standing straight with a wide, open and proud posture (think of a peacock with its feathers all spread) will make you seem just a little bit more like a chad if done right

trust me

almost scored with a fatty once because of this

keyword almost

bad:
>can't find a job
>have to pay the IRS $500
>need new tires but no money
>been eating ramen for a while now

good

>working out a lot so I could try for some manual labor jobs

Went on a date with two girls this week. Made out with one. Still feel like shit.
I guess I'm just a desperate attention seeking faggot who needs someone to reassure me that I'm not just some loser with no future.

>>34615975
NORMIE SHITBISCUIT REEEEEEEEEEEE

Momma and papa have problems and mama is trying to run away from papa with me. The thing is , if i fail a class i have to stay with scary papa and mama might die in a couple years. If i leave , i'' have shit grades. Thanks op-chan! DAIsuKe

>>34616014
end yourself faggot

>>34616040
Ladies first :3

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I've only left my apartment once in the last three weeks, and it was just to check the mail.
It took some mental preparation.

I don't want to turn 20

This isn't okay

I've waited my entire life for my teenage years they can't end before I get what I wanted out of them.

What the fuck can you do at this age? All people have become bland and their idea of fun has reduced from slingshotting potatoes at losers and teachers to sitting on chairs drinking alcohol and talking about their shitty lives, what the fuck? Girls seem uninteresting, guys seem uninteresting.

I don't really talk to anyone anymore and I sort of force myself into parties, and my god are those boring as fuck. There's nothing to do but get drunk or to try and throw the ball into the cup so someone has to get more drunk.

0/5 this game has a boring, uneventful story and the open world doesn't offer any interesting side missions

>>34615420
maybe working to make something with your hands, like pottery or viewing nature and trying to represent it in poem or drawing

>>34616365
>0/5 this game has a boring, uneventful story and the open world doesn't offer any interesting side missions
hobby classes, join your unis societies like cooking or model united nations

>>34615815
You'll be up to 100 in 3 months minimum anon. Good for you. Get a pullup bar and do weighted pullups (with a backpack or something) with a progressive overload 3 times a week. You'll see changes in your physique through just this one exercise in a short time. Weighted pullups are godtier and work your whole upper body except traps, delts and triceps.

>>34615292

I've having a genuine mental breakdown because at 39 I realise I've wasted my life and have nothing to show for it. It's too late to make anything of myself because I simply don't have enough time left.

I never had a chance anons. I'm too fucked up by my upbringing.

All you 20-something Neets please listen to me: change your ways while you have time. There are doors of improvement and future betterment open to you that are now closed to me because I've "aged out".

There's no way out for me and I don't know what I'm going to do. Don't be me

I went to mcdonalds by myself yesterday. Took a whole lot of mental preparation and I almost fainted on the way, but managed to do it.

>>34617125
>improvement and future betterment
>imlpying we want that

>>34615852
If you live on campus I guess, commuting you barely talk to anyone

>>34615954
Don't bother working out, get a state job building roads. Half the time they are just sitting around holding a slow time and the other half they are leaning against trucks talking.

person I work with now is so goddamn fucking annoying
so stubborn and just thinks he is an absolute genius. Then he changes my code literally all the time and moves shit around for no reason and it feels like sabotage because then it breaks.

I've had sex with my housemate yesterday, things are getting pretty weird.

>>34617460
U m or f and they m or f

>>34617619
I'm male and she's female

>>34617125
So its not too late for me, i guess. I thought after 20 if you didnt get your shit together you were fucked. This october im turning 21, 7 of which i spent playing fucking vidya, regret so much. RIP my teen years.

Thanks for this post, mate. Makes me realice that i have one life, and shouldnt be wasting more years.

I was at a concert yesterday and danced with the band members and peopke of the crowd on the stage. Felt really nice. I also got a girl's telephone number. Good thing since I need a distraction from the fact that my friend is fucking the girl I met for a couple of weeks but was to shy to kiss/fuck her.

>>34617125
Green text what led you to this point, also if you're less than 39.5 years old the Foreign Legion should still be available.

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>>34617664
Whats the problem? God this originality thing is really annoying.

>>34617715

You're welcome mate.

You only lost your teenage years consider how old you'll live to and you'll realise those years don't matter.

You're 20's are when you can make something of yourself and set yourself up for a nice comfy life.

Don't waste them.

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>>34615292

>Have the best results in my accountancy class
>We talk about a teacher being a bit negative after our mock exam
>everyone except me who passed
>They think it's because she "overheard" them talking about her (dumb normos)
>I point out it isn't because I was the only person to pass our mock exam and she didn't act negatively towards me
>Some roastie whore says "Ok anon calm down" in a passive-aggressive way
>Didn't understand what I did wrong at first
>Realise later that I must've seemed a bit cocky.
>Realise that I probably have mild autism

>>34617177

Unless you got money for life, they will be things you want.

>have shitty memory
No stories from me boy'os
Sorry but I just can't remember shit.

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>I have been living two lives for 5 years now.

A lie shouldn't last this long, I've had lots of nightmares about scenarios about people finding out the truth or me trying to come clean.

I can't keep lying forever.

If I tell the truth that person probably won't ever want to talks to me again.

If I don't I will keep living in this hell.

So I've decided to disappear, get people to slowly forget about me, only then I'll be in peace.

>worst/best stories
best: graduated university. My whole future is built upon it.
Worst: I replied one day late to the love of my life.

>small victories
My manager left the company
>small defeats
Everyone who likes me at thr company quits. All 3.
>whatever is on your mind lately
Maybe I'm too weird to function in a company, only 1 in 10 will like me. I wish it wasn't so but i can't do anything about it.

>>34618556
What's yout secret friend?

>Get a gf 6 months ago, asked her about her ex boyfriends, she said she was a lesbian and now she's not, this shit is concerning me.

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>23 years old
>never been loved
>great friend disowned me, been even lonelier after that
>childhood friend dies
>useless college degree
>future is bleak, wage-slaving in some repetitive meaningless job is what's in line for me
>still have all this dreams
>deep down know that pheraps i'll never fulfill them
>Grandma died recently
>Parents broke up, they are both terribly depressed now
>Girl i loved more than anything loves another man (and dating him)
>Women dislike me
>watch that video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ_QCUZVNAw
>break up in tears

>>34618728
Not sure I understand your question.

>>34618744
Are you a grill?
Ori

>>34618788
Of course not.
originalo

>>34618776
What does coming out clean mean?
Sorry for my enlish

>>34618845
Coming clean means telling the truth.

I lied about who I am, my whole identity for a really long time now,

We've been talking about meeting up for years and I'm afraid that when that day comes and they see the truth with their own eyes.

I don't know what to do to ease the shock.
So I've decided to disappear, I know that person won't be interested in me after they find out I've been lying all along.

I were a stupid young teen and felt really ashamed to bee myself so I made up this person who I pretended to be, things got too convoluted and I can't stop the lying then and now.

>>34619009
See, tell us your secret friend. What do you mean by double life

>>34619009
who are you? and who do you pretend to be?

>>34619095
A parallel better looking version of myself on the other side of the globe

>>34619076
Its a long story but I'll chop it as small as I can.

It all started when I got my first smart phone
I found an app with a small online community of people from all around,
At first I tried being myself but people made fun of me,
I were ashamed of myself and my culture so I pretended to be from another country I knew jackshit about.
I got real popular and people got close to me and women actually wanted to get to know me.

It extended to external chatting app.

The lies got too convoluted and it got too late to tell the truth.

Fast forward ~6 years and we are here.

>>34619304
That's still too vague, friend

>>34619348
What do you want to hear about specifically?
That's the whole story in a nutshell right there.

I have a shitty memory, which is a good thing because I am trying to forget the past.

>>34619397
More details. Because it's incredible difficult to relate to as youhave described

>>34619431
stop replying to that faggot, he is not going to tell us shit.

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>>34619482
>>34619431
Sorry I'm just not feeling up to it at the moment.

>>34615292
today was thinking about all the fucked up shit happening with my life. all my fault one way or another (NEET, substance abuse, depression, crippling anxiety/loneliness) thinking i should feel angry or ashamed or sad or something. instead i just dont feel anything at all. cant tell if feels good or bad man.

Went to party at my old school. Stopped giving a fuck about people.
It was okay

>>34615292
the boy im texting cancelled on me when we were supposed to go on a date and its my birthday tmrw and i dont want to be alive

>used to be good friends with girl
>had a secret love for her years ago
>since then, she has changed and done things that caused her to become unappealing to me despite the old feelings
>she practically went full JUST several times
>recently started talking to her from curiosity and some residual concern for her well being
>yesterday she confessed to having feelings for me back when
>have been thinking about how I could have saved her since then

>>34619601
happy birthday <3
have a great day no matter what

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>small victories
I mustered up the courage to hug a cute teacher when we were alone a few days ago
>small defeats
The hug lasted less than a second and was really awkward.

Been dating a girl for the past four months.

All we've been doing is fighting lately, but then when I try to break up with her she says all this stuff about how she needs me.

Just want to be done with this relationship and idk how to actually end it

>huge defeats
The only girl that ever understood and felt the same way I did has left my life after knowing each other for 17 years.
I lost the will to live afterwards.

>>34619750
You've got a leech on you mate, better burn it off.

>>34617127
im proud of you anon


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