>tfw currently laying in my bed and eating thousands of calories

>>34615675
You sicken me.

Fuck you

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>>34615675
living the life

the meaning of life is to be comfy. nothing else.

>>34615675
you filthy hedonist piece of human trash. make yourself worthy of happiness by improving yourself and living a moral life full of asceticism and struggle. Then if happiness ever finds you, at least it will be deserved.

That's my favorite activity :) It goes well with 8+ hours of shitposting and gayming
I'm 120 pounds btw

>>34615721
>>34615771
You fucking normies are saltier than the cheese I'm currently eating

You are LYING in your bed.

>>34615804


Honestly, just stfu

I lost 100 pounds and it was easy and now I have a sex life and a partner.

Meanwhile you only jerk off and sit around all day. HAH

>>34615818
>chooses to ignore the truth because it's more convenient for him

what a waste

>>34615856
A can of pringles>sex

They're hot though, need to open another can of Monster Enegy

>>34615845
Why did my post upset you anon? There's no need to be upset on a comfy Friday :)

>>34615889

Hedonistic scum

>>34615675
About to finish the last piece of Milka. Can't let any bits go to waste.

>>34615675
That sounds like a good time to me, anon. What else is there more to want out of life?

>>34615909
Did mr shekelburg give you a rough time today? I'm sorry anon, but if it makes you feel better I'll let you tip your fedora of superiority at me

>>34615968
I know right? I just hope my dad doesn't hear me open my next pack of wasabi nuts.

>>34615675
Why are fatbros so great?
t. Skinnybot

>>34615991
Shut up you god damn child

>>34615675
>tfw milka alone has 5000 calories

>>34616115
Whoops, looks like it's just 1500. No worries. I have an extra box of cookies for that

>tfw want to binge but cant afford to until next autismbux check

my dream is to find a female who's as much of a fat slob as I am but attractive enough in the face that I could stomach fucking her and not giving a fuck about how I look anymore, pigging out with a partner who wants to do that too and also getting the sex

>>34616044
What are you gonna do if I don't you bitter old man? :p

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>>34616188
>What are you gonna do if l don't you bitte old man? :p

I just put my second frozen lasagna in the microwave. Just fucking kill me, I don't wanna wait for the heartstroke.

>>34616275
Then go for it anon, in the meantime, I'll finish up my cola gummies

>>34615675
Sounds comfy. Unfortunately I can't do that because I would ruin the shred of motivation I have left to get healthy.

>tfw my goal is to be fit and have a fit gf
>then proceed to eat thousands of calories worth of junk food together after we fug

>>34616380
Would you eat baked goods out of her pussy?

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>>34616234
I laughed, feel free to add me to the list of anons you've BTFO

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Ex fatbro here. Lost over 100 pounds in the last year.

You'll feel better if you lose weight.

>>34616721
That's true, I've been obese for 15 years and finally lost it all (you can't imagine what this realization had felt like, to finally be normal weight) I'm glad, but at the same time I fear I'm obsessed by losing weight now, I still feel fat. I don't want to end up anoexic.

>Tfw when I'm actually sticking to my diet and drinking coffee/smoking whenever hungry

>doesn't include what he has eaten and what he's currently eating and what he's going to eat and what he's planning on eating tomorrow

m8 step up your fat game

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I recently did some calculations and realised I am only obese due to night snacking.

I figured I eat - on average - 2800 calories between 10pm and 1am. Apart from that I eat a fairly normal 3400 calories.

Its terrible
I live at University so share a kitchen. The other students call me 'the moonlit moocow' because they so often catch me eating at night.

For example tonight it is 12am here in Scotland and I have eaten since 10pm

>3 100g chocolate bars, 1500 calories
>5 eggs, 400 calories, with a spoonful of oil, 100 calories. I have a sexual fetish for the idea of transforming into a frying pan so I pretend my mouth is the pan and put the oil in then when it is 'hot' (ie I ate it) I put some eggs in (but I cook them first)
>An entire tube of pringles, like 1000 calories, a roommate walked in whilst I was sitting and eating them and called everyone to watch me eat. I always pretend to host a cooking show when they watch me and pretended I thought that pringles were 'tubers' which is a type of plant part
>a glass of Balsamic Vinegar

I can't stop
I have tried going to bed earlier but I can't sleep without my late night snacks. I fucking wet the bed and shit the bed last month because I went to bed with a pack of haribo left uneaten. The anxiety of not eating made my bowels hurt.

>>34617772

This is the most fattening bait I've ever seen.

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>tfw going to a buffet right now

>>34615821
lol fatty OP was thinking of Lays chips when he typed that