How does one go about acquiring one of the fabled and mythological

>>34628886
By being a chad.
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>>34628886
Depends on what you look like. If you're a tall, big guy, you can get away with pretty much anything. Being an asshole works well. If you're a numale-looking guy, you gotta woo a grill with ur intelligence. If you're a manlet, you gotta overcompensate by talking about ur lick game and so on.

What do the fables say one is suppose to do after getting oneself such a creature?

>>34628923
I'm none of those things, i look pretty much like a bearded average-height Harry Potter

>>34629041
numale it is then

>>34628886
>Acquire social skills
>Get in good shape
>Acquire social status through job or something (or at least look like you have social status)
>Have money
>Be alpha as fuck

That's it desu senpai

well if you're a dude you basically have to convince someone that has a societal predisposition to having more resources and support due to their gender that you're okay when they're comparing themselves to other members of their gender and how well their doing.
if a girl is friends with a gold digger she's never going to date a guy with a low income. if she's friends with girls that bang lots of guys, she's never going to be okay with just dating one guy.
ect. ect. ect.
not to mention most people are going to specifically target one or both of you individually to fuck up your relationship so pretty much just ask any of them if they want to go on dates because they're pretty much all going to treat you the same.

>>34629350
their they're* comparison
>stacy heard from suzy that suzy got cotton candy that's no fair i deserve cotton candy, i dont care about dieting i want cotton candy. billy gave her cotton candy when they started dating it's no fair i wont date a guy that wont give me cotton candy that i could go buy for myself someone should want to give it to me im better than suzy.

>>34628886
Normally you have riends and they will make you meet with the girl, if you don't, you're a loser and should kys.

Sorry, truth hurts.

>>34628923
>tfw nu-male turbo manlet

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>>34628886
i have a back-up plan on acquiring this "girl-friend"
>take a hot girl hair that you love (dna)
>wait for technology is so advance over the years that i can clone myself a girlfriend.
feels good man