What are you going for valentine's day anon?

>>34628332
i'm going to see the new fifty shades of grey movie with my boyfriend

>>34628332
What I do every day. Drink and try working up the courage to kill myself.

>>34628332
Celebrate my 25th birthday.

What am I going?

I'm going FUCKING INSANE, that's what.

>>34628332
I have classes and might go to a concert alone after.

Just another day desu senpai

>>34628332
I'm going to... cry, a lot. Maybe go to the karaoke bar down the street and sing Africa by toto as I drink myself into oblivion

>>34628332
I have a movie i watch every year.

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>>34628387
I woke up my parents from kekking so hard.

>>34628410
It's the sleepless sunshine of a spotless mind isn't it

>>34628422
Nope. Scott Pilgrim VS. The World.

>>34628332

Probably playing D&D with my usual group and then binge-watching anime afterwards.

Same as usual

>>34628506
Damn. Good movie though

The Vaginal Monologues, because it's the least likeliest place will find me.

This is painfully true.

>>34628347
Probably a pumpkin, maybe a skeleton this year.

>>34628607
Did you put lights on the tree yet?

>>34628639
uh, psh... I celebrate a little thing called Hanukkah.

You probably haven't heard of it because my culture is inclusive to only those bread into our gene pool.

>>34628671
>bread
We bred that way for good reason

Nothing, it will be the day like any other.

me and my gf don't celebrate it

>>34628332
>Awkardly stare for two seconds
>Silently backing away

I'm going to make muffins and suck my boyfriends cock

>>34628332
Ill be at home, alone.

I dont usually cry but ive been feeling oddly emotional lately so who knows i might. It must be the estrogen from the plastic bottles i drink out of.

>>34628332

https://theones2watch.com/features/gosee/23623/

GIVE ME MY YOUS NOW SAY THANK YOU TO ME

>>34629555
it just isnt fair i didnt ask for this

>>34628332
Might need to work overtime but it's not like I have anything to do to begin with.

>>34628332
I don't even know what day Valentines day is but I'm sure I'll be reminded at some point

i'm going to eat brownies alone in my room and play videogames

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Going to chill with my boyfriend and likely fuck a lot

>>34628332
I don't actually even know what day Valentine's Day is.

Doesn't really matter anyway desu. Probably going to stay home and cook something and play fallout.

Nothing. Just like any other day.

probably sitting around drinking and not much else

Treat it as if it were any other day

>>34628332

gonna be on in my room on my computer stressing myself out about computer programming and shitposting like I always am

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>>34628332
>valentine's day
Don't you mean Saints Cyril and Methodius Day, patrons of the glorious European continent?

Drink, play video games, watch movies, shitpost

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>>34628332
I was hoping my stalker would just come to work and kill me already in a rage, but I have off from work that day. Probably just sit and home eating a sandwich for dinner because my parents always go out.

>tfw last year I said "well at least next year I'll have someone"
>said that the year before too

Working 9am to 9pm.

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>>34628332
I have to appear in court

>>34628332
>what are you going

>>34631712
No, he meant Valentine's Day you prick

>>34628332
I'll get disgustingly drunk and have fun shitposting in the r/a/dio threads. It's been tradition for me for some years, and helps me feel less lonely than I actually am.
But I'll cry myself to sleep anyways.

>>34628332
Im going to text the girl i lost my virginity to, and she'll probably not respond or read it abd then, 2 days later she'll be like "oh sorry i was with adam at the bar" or just not respond at all.

>>34628332
Nothing just end up being the same sad loser has I have been for decades now

Look at my budget to see how much cheap Chocolate I can buy the day after.

I don't even know when valentines day is. I'm probably going to do nothing.

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Do you idiots actually care that much about a stupid commercial holiday? It's a trick to make normalfags blow ridiculous amounts of money on heart-shaped chocolate, it's beyond pathetic and you should be happy that you don't have a reason to partake in such inane and ludicrous rituals. Normalfags are as empty as they are vacuous, so don't stoop to their level.

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I'll just watch everyone having a great day and train my fake laugh for the next day jokes about me from my normies "friends"

Nothing, thank fuck I'm single this year. Last year my gf at the time gave me a shitload of chocolate even though I told her so many times while we dated, and the weeks leading up to valentines, that I don't like chocolate. It's just too sweet and I very rarely eat it. The dumb cunt made homemade chocolate for me and then got pissed when I had 90% of it left just laying around for weeks after valentines (forced myself to eat a tiny bit). Fucking women.

>>34634966
It's about what it represents. Robots don't have anyone to spend money on even if they wanted to.

>>34634966
wew lad i haven't seen this bad of a case of sour grapes in a long time

stay mad

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>>34628332
i hate you, fuck you, why would you make this thread? Valentines is such a fucking cruel holiday, a I HATE IT I HATE IT. Every since middle, I had to sit in class every goddamn Valentines day and watch as my classmates and friends alike recieve secret gifts and cards while I sit there with nothing; not even a joke card from my friends. for 6 fucking years, my mother was the only person to buy me candy on that day. I want this holiday in all 1st world countries and replaced with mandatory fuck days.
MANDATORY
FUCK
DAYS

>>34628332
I'm gonna browse the internet from my phone since my current living arrangement lacks internet and most likely jerk off to hentai

I might visit the church of a cute girl I spoke with a few months back although I find that very unlikely because of transportation however after conversing with her I feel I should at least pay them a visit. She may already be romantically involved with someone which makes me concerned in a way because I dislike competition

>>34635453
*holiday banned in all 1st world countries

>>34628332
Nothing.
It's just another day.

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>>34635453
Treat it just like a normal day and try to ignore that faggoty stuff.

>>34628332
I'm gonna play as qt peacekeeper at for honor

>valentines day

I didn't even realize it was February...

I'm going to attend my only Tuesday lecture and then go home and catch up on cs and math.

Routine.

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>>34628332
listen to some Hatsune Miku songs
gonna spend my day with her

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"Well, Valentine's day is a scam invented by the Kellogs' guy, stupid roastie."

I'll be going to work, then coming home and watching anime and shitposting until I fall asleep. So the same as every other day.

Have a normal day at university but avoid the Valentine's Day events and stalls like the plague

>>34634966

it's about that qt

you think anybody gives a fuck about valentines day?

Drink myself to sleep and go to work the next day like a good wagecuck.

>>34628332
Going to strip club and cum in my pants with overweight single grandma

>>34628347
i feel so sorry for your bf to watch that shitty chick flick

Play for honor with my bros

>>34628332
Travelling all day. Will still have to deal with all the couples I see on the way, but it's better than the Internet shoving it in my face all day long.

>>34628332
Hopefully blowing my brains out.

buy a wristwatch

order ramen

>>34638053
>wristwatch
>not a Citizens Watch
>At Ross

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Same thing I do most weekdays.
>get up early
>go to work
>come home, make dinner
>drink heaily while I alternate between playing video games and reading 4chan
>eventually masturbate and go to sleep

>>34628332
I'll probably just get drunk and replay my waifus vn, again like every other valentines day.

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I was thinking I'd make some brownies. I don't have anyone to give them too, but I can eat them myself and pretend someone gave them to me. Maybe go to a bar at some point and see if I can meet someone to spend the night with so I don't try to kill myself again. I don't drink anymore but it could still be okay.

>>34628332
I will watch some mgtow vids to try to feel less badly about the fact that i am 27 year old incel then get drunk and try to suppress suicidal thoughts

>>34628332
Kill myself in a very original manner

if the depression is back in full swing probably downing half a bottle of whiskey and crying myself to sleep
otherwise smoking weed and shitposting

i'm such a catch

>>34628332
Cause absolute chaos at my highschool. One last sendoff to the place before graduate in May. Plan on sending the singing choir with candy grams to at least 10 different people's romantic partners, all being from another one of those same 10 victims. Everyone will turn on everyone. Friends may fight, others may laugh it off. Either way, I hope to kick back and watch it all happen.

I'm probably going to last until about 11am and then give myself alcohol poisoning

>go to work
>grab something to eat
>come home
>play vidya and 4chan until I get bored and go to bed
>put on a playlist of love songs and cry myself to sleep over my oneitis
So just like any other tuesday tbqh

>>34628332
Best case scenario, I forget about the day entirely and enjoy a regular cycle of work ending with some typical overeating and screen watching. Maybe I realize the day afterward that I missed it and shrug it off.

Worst case, I get really depressed by the holiday and lash out at the few people who actually care about be, thus driving myself deeper into loneliness, and depression which should eventually culminate with losing my life due to suicide or poor diet.

I'm bumping this just because it's almost gone.

I'm going to see the new 50 Shades of Grey movie opening night while wearing very little.
Hopefully, one or more of the horny old women will try to grope me

It's gonna be Tuesday, right?
>go and do shit I'd normally do on Tuedays
>probably forget that it's even Valentine's day at all
>???