Robots who plan to commit suicide one day, how long will it be

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This year or earlier in the next. I'm still waiting for Persona 5.

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>>34648758
I'm gonna watch Kizumonogatari part 3 then get out of here senpai.

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>>34648758
As soon as my mom is gone I'll be gone too

>>34648758
basically ASAP. I cant think of any reason to not exit this shitty contract at the soonest moment hen the id ha let its guard down.

>>34648758

When I get enough money together to get a bus ticket to a state where I can buy a gun no questions asked.

It just needs to be a one way ticket

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>>34648784
>>34648793
I'm happy for you, anons. I really am.

>>34648807
I'd end everything as soon as my parents were gone, but unfortunately I'm not an only child.

>>34648793
>>34648784
>Waiting to finish a game or anime first.
I don't understand.
Why wait for one specific one?
After you're gone something better will eventually come around. don't you wanna be there to see it? what if in ten years we're playing Persona 6 and it's the best shit ever?

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>>34648873
I'm more than happy enough to finish Persona 5 after a half-year autistic playthough of it. I've played Persona 4 for a year and it was honestly the only thing I have fond memories of being an actual human being. I didn't even care that it was just virtual.

I don't really think it's worth enduring ten more years of this shit life for its sequel.

>>34648873
'I'll wait until there are no good games coming out to do it' was always my excuse in school. Later I came to realise that planning my suicide was nothing more than escapism. By telling myself I was going to reject the world so completely, the world would never be able to hurt me.

>>34648969
Really, by waiting for something to come out first, you're acknowledging that life has high points that are worth living for.
Even if you just live to play video games or watch anime, you should keep living.
There's always gonna be someone upset that you're gone.

>>34648758
22 right now. Made a promise that if I can't get my shit together by 25 I'm killing myself. Plan it out when I lay on my bed waiting to fall asleep. Right now it's either gonna be a gun or lot's of pills (specifically sleeping and pain relievers), alcohol, bleach, possibly slit wrists, and hanging from the ceiling. Hopefully a basic handgun doesn't become impossible to get in the next 3 years. If so, I'll just try to go shooting with my dad and do it then

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>>34649008
It depends how upset you're talking about.
Random acquaintances might feel a little sad whenever they think about you, but they'll live. Their fleeting sadness isn't worth living a life you don't want.
Friends would suffer some damage, but I'd take the risk.
Family, unfortunately, is a chain that can't be removed, and will always stand as an obligation to live.

If one of you faggots is going to kill himself for reals here is something you can do to make it interesting at least. Slowly buy more and more werewolf themed books and items over three months, but like keep them in your room and shit. When you finally off yourself do it with a silver bullet. People will talk of the crazy distant relative who killed himself because he thought he was a werewolf for generations.

>>34648758
When my family dies. I can't leave them in tears, they've been too good to me.

i told myself a long time ago if i didn't have a somewhat normal life by the time i turned 30 i'd end it. i have less than 3 months and my life is a joke and i want it to be over, probably going to hang myself

>>34648758

When I find ways to make life boring for myself and when no one is waiting on me.
That or if my penis gets ripped off in some traumatic accident. It might be awhile.

>>34649072
I'm in the same boat, unfortunately.
I like these threads because I'm able to live vicariously through anons like >>34649094. Their peace is my peace.

>>34649094
Go take out as many loans and get as many credit cards as you can between now and your 30th birthday. On the day before your birthday buy as many scratchers as you can and see if you finally win it big. Or just go out after an Asian hooker party in some nameless town in SE Asia. Your choice, since you wouldn't really plan on paying anyone back anyways.

>>34649167
In America debt gets passed to next of kin.

>>34649195
Sucks for them then.

>>34649064
My brother tried to off himself with pills. he thought nobody would miss him, but in the hospital I told him I thought of him as my best friend, not just my brother and the thought was altogether new to him.
He's gotten his shit together and is leading a more content life now.
He's not the only person in my family to attempt suicide.
I guess because of this, hearing other people, even people I don't know talk about wanting to kill themselves saddens me deeply.

>>34649117
It's ironic. You'd think having such a nice family would be a good way to live.

>>34648758
If I can find a way to do it, I'll do it in some years

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>>34648758
My gf is 18 and looks 14 max, idk what you speak of.

>>34648807
This right here. My mom still loves me somehow and is the only reason I'm still here. As soon as she's gone, it's the end for me.

I was gonna kill myself after MGS5, but I lost my nerve by the time it came out. And just to really rub it in, the game was shit.

>>34648758
As soon as I get the carbon monoxide filter taken out of my car, on a day my housemate and his girlfriend are away for the weekend.

I'll get some piping and duct tape from bunnings warehouse and asphyxiate myself in the garage.

Probably sometime in the next couple of months.

>>34649303
You have a car?

>>34648758
I've made a promise to myself that by the time I'm in my mid twenties, if my condition remains the same then I'm going to kill myself

>>34649289
You take that back. Hideo Kojima's writing may be the worst but he's never put out a bad game.

>>34648758
Hopefully this year. I wanna visit the US this summer so I'm not gonna kill myself before that but after that there is nothing Im looking forward to.

>>34649347
What about the new films coming out this year?

>>34649360
>films
Movies have been kinda shit in the last 5 years.
Star wars is all I'm looking forward to and it's kind of just out of nostalgia.

>>34649343
It's a game with no right to exist. The only story left to tell was the one with which the trailers baited and switched us: how Big Boss changes from a man who derives his purpose from fighting to a man who derives his purpose from creating conflict and perpetuating the cycle of warfare. Instead we got a 50% filler WOLBOCHIA COPULATION MALE TO FEMALE HAMBURGER bullshit in a vast, empty world and a plot that was outright left unfinished.

Fuck the phantom pain.

>>34649378
Have you seen La La Land?

don't be a 26 year old virgin

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SUICIDE = FAILED NORMIE

SELF HARM AND THREATS OF SUICIDE ARE THE NORMAL'S CRY FOR HELP TO BE ACCEPTED IN THEIR COMMUNITY

REAL ROBOTS KEEP THEIR FEELS TO THEMSELVES AND LIVE TO BECOME CRAZY OLD MEN

>>>/REDDIT/

>>34649627
>haha why kill urself man?? just go out and fuck tons of bitches man it helps me whenever i'm feeling down
fuck off chad, not everyone here lives an amazing life.

>>34649722
I AM A VIRGIN
I HAVE NO FRIENDS
I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO A PARTY
YET I AM CONTENT WITH MY PITIFUL EXISTANCE AND DON'T WISH TO END MY LIFE, BECAUSE I'M NOT AN ATTENTION-SEEKING DRAMA QUEEN
YOU FUCK OFF RIGHT BACK TO REBBIT, NORMAL

>>34649337
What's your condition anon?
Tell me please.

>>34649195
are you serious? what kind of bullshit is that?

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>>34648758
I tried and somehow survived and woke up in the Berenstain Bear Oxiclean universe.

February 13, 2021

If I haven't gained a considerable amount of weight/muscle by then, I'm killing myself

>>34650276
>oxiclean
hold up what the fuck

>>34648758
Soon as both my parents are dead I'm going to do it while listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjJaTun2ee4

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>>34648758
a couple months hopefully
with what i'm going to be doing though the main idea isn't really suicide. It'll be more of a test than anything else and if it fails i have my way out.
>>34648873
I've thought about this and honestly i don't really like the thought of living just for the next distraction.

I plan on killing myself at high school graduation in a few months

>>34648807
:O damn it

>>34650456
>It'll be more of a test than anything else
Elaborate? Are you one of those quantum suicide fags or is it something else?

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>>34648758
>until my cousin is old enough to understand

>>34648758
I want to wait atleast 4 years, if my back isnt healed by then and my mom is dead im turning off the tv for good.

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>>34648758
soon enough


original

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>>34650333
Oxyclean doesn't exist anymore

If i dont get a job that takes me away from this state in the next few months ill end it
I want to delete my fb, change my number and start over but i need the funds to do it
As an only child the reason im still here is because i dont want to break my parents hearts but im such a dissapointment now i think my death will be a release for everyone

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Never.
I planned to, got a GF, and a nice job.
I realized that your life can't improve if you take it away from you.

>>34648793
This

Except I'll wait for the Berserk ending and for the Dark Continent Arc get animated

Videogames just suck at 2017

3 years ago I said I would become an hero if I didn't find a reason to live in 5 years. I have not found one yet.

I've followed the trend of setting my limit at 25, there's a chance I'll reach the point before that depending on what happens this year, if I manage to make it to the end of 2017, then I'll be killing myself in 2020 when I hit 25.

>>34648807
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>>34648758
Just waiting for my grandma to go first. dont want the only person who ever had faith in me hearing how I killed myself.

7 months and 14 days.

That's when I pay off the loan co-signed by my mom. Then I'm out of here.

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>>34648758
I'm seriously considering suicide if a few things don't go my way in the next few weeks. I've never really seriously considered it before but for those of you who have what do you think the easiest way to do it would be? I don't live anywhere near any bridges or really tall buildings and I'm not sure I want to risk surviving that experience. I also don't want to go all the way out of my way to buy drugs that are either illegal or I would need a prescription for that would kill me.

I'm a college student from out of state studying in Indiana, how easy would it be for me to buy a gun in this state to shoot myself with?

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>>34653205
Of course as soon as I post this thread dies.