>don't smoke weed >thinks he's a robot No.

>DUDE WEED
>DUDE 420CHAN
>DUDE LSD/SSRI's/DABBING/BIOTIN
>DUDE KRAKEN/CAPTAIN MORGAN/603 BREWERY

you don't have to be a druggie to be a robot.

>doesn't do synthetic designer drugs
>thinks he's a robot

DUDE WEED LMAO XD

>>34648984
Fuck off for good normalshit

>weed doesnt trigger his anxiety issues
>thinks hes a robot

also weed is just a weak version of psychedelics

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kill yourselves faggots, you'll be one less degenerate normie cocksucker shitting up this board

ban all drugs
execute all dealers
eat shit and die

enjoy the poor & IQ taxes, faggots

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>>34648984
>has social connections to be able to obtain illegal substances
>actually leaves his house in order to possess such substances
>thinks he's a robot

get out

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Weed is the top tier robot drug, there are many that come close but cannabis will never not bring me something new.

>>34649982

>Not growing it in ur background

>>34650029
spoken like a subhuman rodent, choke on it fag

>>34650040
>being able to obtain seeds
fucking normies man

You're only a robot if you:
A.) Are Not White
B.) Drop Acid Monthly

>>34649914

What does acid have to do with SSRIs? What does alcohol have to do with any of those? Why are anti-drug anons so rabid?

>>34650099
because youre shitting up the board, go back to r/drugs

>>34650156

Nope. Don't even do drugs besides drink occasionally. Deal with it.

>>34650066
i am white but drop acid monthy. very awesome

>>34648984
why does smoking weed make you a robot? id think most robots would be too socially inept too even get weed (or the seeds to grow it). if youre able to smoke weed youre able to at least leave your house, which is miles beyond a lot of the people here.

>>34650062
>he doesnt know you can buy seeds online legally
>he isnt disabled enough to get a medical card

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>he doesn't imbibe research chemicals
>has the audacity to call himself a robot

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>>34650287
>he lives in a cuck state

>He doesn't order via danknet to avoid talking to normie dealers

Huh huh, it's like you guys don't want the good stuff

>>34650476
how do i into bitcoin

why don't they accept paypal :(

>>34650488
Use coinbase to buy the coin

There's a "comprehensive buying guide" on reddit with the exact best way

>>34650538
>coinbase
thank you, i'll check it out. i'm getting tired of those RC's, i just want some weed.

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>tfw want to smoke weed
>tfw no normie connections
>tfw too much of a pussy to use the darknet
end me PLEASE

>>34649960
You can't use any other psychedelic daily

Robotic weed use is daily weed use

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>>34649960
Weed has caused some of the worst panic attacks in my life yet I keep smoking it

>>34650558
>ordering weed from darknet
How stupid can you get?

Literally just go on yik yak if you want weed, provided you're in a city

If not, just ask a stoner or someone who looks like it. If you ask friendly anyone should tell you

you people are fucking retarded , i wonder why i even como to this site aniemore

>>34651249
the whole point of the thing is not having to leave the house or meet some stranger.

>>34651460
>he can't suppress his autism for 5 minutes while meeting anyone

>>34651402
to make sure you meet the criteria to be a robot

I moved on to alcohol because it's easier to get.

Not that weed is hard to get, you just have to meet up with people or wait for it to ship. Going to an alcohol store is so much easier.

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normies can't access headdy glass
>feels good

>>34651516
Drinking makes me feel like shit though

>>34651481
yes, that is why i am here. the question is, what are you doing here, normalfag?

>>34651481
>he can and expects all others to
textbook normalfag

>>34651516
Same for me. Used to smoke weed every day, then the laziness overcame me and now I hardly ever smoke cause I can't be assed to buy.

>>34651652
That's the exact situation I'm in.

>>34648984
>Does the green social normie
>Thinks this makes him low enough of a human being and an outcast enough to be labeled a robot

Literally please kys nigger please

>>34648984
>smokes 'the normie'
>is a robot

no

>>34651704
Actual normies only try weed and don't use it regularly.

>>34651240

You are smoking sativa, which is what everyone seems to be fuckin with.

try Indica Dominant Strains

>>34652232
Problem is you can't pick with street dealers. Sometimes when I smoke I get crazy suicidal and depressed and I start going crazy over my thinning hair

>>34652316

you can buy seeds online, i've done that before, they are also easy to grow and maintain.

>not a robot
>smokes weed

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>>34648984
>meeting proactive requirements

>>34652353
I'm considering ordering weed online, friend orders a lot of shit from the deep web and makes crazy profit.

>>34650099
because they aren't high, duh

>>34650099
Acid doesn't do well with Zoloft apparently the ssri reduces the effect

>>34652377

you don't have to go into the deep weebz to order some seeds.

>>34648984
Drugs are for normalfags and weed is the normiest of them all.

Also this whole "if you don't do this, you're not in the group" mentality is also as normalfag as it can get.

>>34652419
Yeah I know I'm saying I'm just gonna order he actual bud off there

>>34652448

al right, stay safe though.

>>34652456
Maybe I should consider seeds. What was your experience like with them including the growing process?

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>>34648984
>look at me i smoke weed for a living AM I COOL NOW?

>implying Oxycontin or Xanax isnt the true robot drug

>>34652526
A lot of normies hopping on the modern day emo (sadboys) trend love Xanax though.

>>34652478

It was easy, got past customs with no problems,

the growing process takes 3 months (maximum)

I started growing them out in foam cups and left them near my window, after I felt they were big enough I planted them in the backyard. Easy as that.

>>34652539
This is true

>im so fricked on xans rn broooooo
what a guy unironically said in HS last year

>>34652553
No fear of neighbors saying anything? I would imagine it smells strongly

>>34652573
i believe its legal to grow 1 (one) plant in some states

>>34650589
Take a trip

>>34652573

they don't start smelling until they are ready for harvest anyway, I would sometimes cause a small fire in the backyard to mask the smell

>>34652612
I don't know if I can do that, neighbors are French pricks and the mtl police are too. What websites can I order from?

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My mate smoked weed last Saturday and had an episode of psychosis that lasted a week.

He thought my other friend was a serial killer who was catfishing him with multiple accounts and planning to kill him. He also thought he was a Jewish spy.

Then he started t think everyone else was in on it too.

He lost his mind, couldn't sleep/eat/function. He only just recovered.

Weed. Not even once.

>>34649960
weed triggers me in public, I feel more like a robot than ever

>>34652715
I really don't understand why some people have that type of reaction to weed.

>>34652715
Sounds like he might have a disposition for schizophrenia. Make sure he stays away from real drugs or somebody is going to get hurt

>>34652757

because weed brings out their mental problems especially when they smoke sativa,

I got anxiety and depression,

but after sticking with indica I was better.

>>34650156
>people having one drug thread up are the ones shitting up the board
>not the people constantly making multiple trap threads, shit that belongs on /pol/, and bait threads where faggots pretend to be "fembots"

>>34652764
>real drugs

We got a badass over here. How many times have you OD'd in life? And what was it?

>>34652858
Never OD'd because I don't do real drugs and dudelmao is impossible to OD on.

>>34652858
>We got a badass over here

fuck off back to 9gag

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>>34652764
>>34652757

From all my research it does sound like he has a predisposition for Schizophrenia.

They reckon weed, LSD and speed can trigger episodes of psychosis.

He was straight edge until a few years ago, where he started drinking, then weed, then "MDMA" (who knows what's in it).

I've never seen anything like it, and I hope I never have to see anything like it again.

I got over weed due to it causing anxiety, but now I'm proper scared to ever do it again.

>>34652634
Sorry i dont know, Im from Australia so thats what i have heard over here.

>>34651516
Yeah but alcohol sucks and is more addictive/dangerous.

Where I live right now it's also extortionately expensive so that doesn't help.

>>34653167
When you're a recovering heroin addict the dangers and addiction of alcohol don't really bother you.

As of right now I prefer the feeling of alcohol over weed.

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but I am LITERALLY smoking marijuana right now.

>having to go outside to find someone to sell me drugs

>>34653290
Why do people think this is how it works? Silk Road paved the way for robot drug use

>>34653234
I'm pretty sure your pic is a rule violation.

Robots don't smoke that degenerate brain rotting shit because they're not entirely useless, plus they're already lazy and anxious without it.

The one and only robot drug is alcohol.

>>34653379
>implying opiates aren't the true robot drug

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>>34653357
What? It's little Mashiro. Are you one of those weird fucks who thinks seeing a child's nipples is "pedo" or something?

>>34653357
and i'm sure you're a normie

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>>34653357
Go away normin

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>>34653379
>because they're not entirely useless
you are a BAKA

>>34648984
it's really hard to get without experience and social connections, i still would gladly try it.

>>34653474
see this post you nerd >>34653339

>>34653398
This

dont mix opiates and alcohol lads its not as fun as you might think it is

Drugs are for normies.

Yes this is an original comment

>>34653511
Mixing drugs is fine if you don't do a large amount of both.

Benzos and Heroin was the scariest and best high I've ever had. I'm surprised I'm still alive.

>>34653496
>without experience
i don't know how to use deepweb and i'm afraid of getting caught.

>>34653529
Normies only drunk for social occasions and try a couple of drugs just to say they did. Normies do not do drugs regularly, or get drunk alone.

>>34653536
Nobody has experience when they first using the internet for drugs, but nobody gets caught for buying them.

>>34653531
yikes. What pills? and what was it like?

>>34653552
klonopin

You nod out like crazy and everything is split into 3 but that 3 vision split is moving around into itself. It feels so god damn good but you also feed like you could just die at any time. Not to mention you don't really give a fuck so you try to drive somewhere for whatever dumb as reason.

Some people I use to shoot up with had their friends have seizures and end up in the hospital from mixing xanax and heroin.

>>34653379
>thinks weed rots your brain
>drinks alcohol
Fucking wew is this satire?

>>34653379
Alcohol is the shittiest drug known to man. If all drugs were legal from the beginning, hardly anyone would take alcohol.

>>34653539
normies definitely smoke weed constantly, a large amount of kids at colleges get high at least once a week.

>>34653581
>constantly
>once a week
That's just weekend social events. Robots use daily because they hate life. Those college kids also quit after college because of jobs.

>>34648984
Regular use damages dopamine receptors and thus motivation. It is a way to stay a robot though.
Harming motivation is probably worse than the effects of alcohol if you ask me.

>>34653578
That's just your opinion man. I've done my fair share of drugs and I still really like alcohol.

>>34653573
Jesus man this is why i'm never doing anything like that it freaks me out

Worst ive done is Oxy and some alcohol and i was spewing the whole time

>>34653608
>wahhh I hate life so I must be retarded and use drugs ;(

Even if you're crying in self pity that doesn't give you an excuse to use drugs. Want to kill yourself? Just do it, no need to slowly destroy your body.

Drugs don't make your life better they just make it worse. They don't help.

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>>34653617
>tfw you never had any motivation to begin with
>tfw your life sober vs when you got high all the time is just less fun and no more productive and successful

>>34653633
Being a robot isn't about getting better, it's about wallowing in your self pity and trying to enjoy the shithole your in the most to the fullest.

I didn't say you had to use drugs, I'm just saying heavy drug use is far from a normal thing.

>>34653640
I know that feel, first you think it's just laziness but after a while you just know what without an inherent boost of energy to excite you life will just be a continious upward slope.

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>>34648984
Weed and hashish are the most normie-tier drugs. The real patrician-tier drugs are speed and MDMA.

>>34653653
>I need to enjoy the shithole I'm in
>so instead of actually enjoying it like a thinking person I'll actually make my life worse

If you don't enjoy your life. Then do something about it. Get off your ass and just do something with your life. Because heavy drug use and self pity don't do jack shit for you.

>>34653669
MDMA is a party drug tho

>>34653674
Doing drugs does make me enjoy my life.

>>34653681
But the only people who use it are introverted betas because MDMA is pretty much Chad potion.

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>tfw benzos make everything so much better
>addiction is a trip to hell
I just want to be high all the time

>>34653696
The next step in human evolution better be to be naturally high all the time

>>34653688
Oh sure it does.

>>34653669
>MDMA
>not a normie tier drug
Dude, it's the drug of choice for clubbing and the wilder house parties. Pretty much only normies take MDMA.

Kill yourself degenerate druggies.

>>34653696
I gave up benzos 2 years ago, Gotta say, the only time i felt normal and alive was taking tons of blueys everyday for 4 years. :( now i cant even leave my house or got to the shop,

>>34653696
Stretched lobes without tunnels are gross as fuck

>>34653735
I take it and I'm not a normie. I take it to specifically feel like a normie, and it feels pretty good t.bh.

Get gone filthy stoners

>>34648984
Buying weed, even in places where it is 'legal', requires a non trivial degree of social interaction. Until you can pick up an ounce in a supermarket and go through a self checkout line, weed will remain a normie staple.

You might be a robot if you grow your own. Although not a NEET one, those don't have the patience and skill for it.

>>34653737
>>34653808
that'll show em man xD

>>34653823
how the fuck do people not know about bitcoins yet?

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>>34653837
>how the fuck do people not know about bitcoins yet?
oregano

>>34653824
doing drugs?? that will make my life better xD

>>34654151
People who actively against anybody using drugs are just as bad as people who thing everyone should use drugs.

>>34648984
At first I thought that was broccoli and you were being ironic. Now I see that you're just an idiot.