>apply for comfy government jobs >hiring process is 4-6

im actgually so done i think

end

>private sector hires right away but pays minimum wage

>government has year long waiting list but good pay/benefits

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>mfw my cousin on my mom's side got a job with the Department of Agriculture or something
>while pregnant
>while not-having-a-college-degree
>mfw her mom went from waitressing at a fucking Red Lobster to becoming a level G-98 secretary or something with the Department of Mines
>their only credentials/qualifications were having a dad/husband in the Secret Service and being female

really gets the 'ol almonds activating

>>34666496
was she a minority

female + minority and they'll appoint you CEO nowadays

>>34666517
Yeah man white males have it soooo hard.

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>>34666517
You stupid whiteknight betacuck faggot, "woman" IS a "minority status" according to the federal gvt (USA) nowadays. They're all white. All of them.

>>34666455
Most government jobs are just glorified welfare. A good chunk of them exist just to ensure women have jobs.

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>>34666535
f*cuk off libcuck

>>34666455
Shits ridiculous, isn't it? I applied for a gopher position with a county garage. I figured I didn't make the cut when I didn't hear back, but got called for an interview a good month later....

>>34666455
undies.jpg a cute

>apply for translator at an unemployment court
>get hired within the month
>18$/h
>full med and dental
feels good

government faggots

>>34666455
>apply for gov job
>after 9 months, got an interview
>workers are either cucks or spergers
>couldn't stop asking myself "do I really want to spend several years of my life in this hellhole?" throughout the whole interview

>>34666455
When I applied for a $80k job, I did a hr phone, sales manager phone, regional manager phone, sales manager face to face, and hr, sales, and regional face to face.

All that for an average job