Why don't you crossdress?

>>34666737
Would legit look like chris-chan here if I did which would be a pretty gross image.

>>34666737
nobody to crossdress with and bf is weirded out by it

>>34666737
Because I'm not a faggot

origo

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>>34666828
What's wrong Anon? Scared you might like it?

>>34666737
Because I can't be feminine and kawaii. Bf does it though, and it gets me diamonds.

>>34666866
saved that into my anime and hentai folder

Why do crossdressers feel the need to talk about their dumb fetish all the time on here?

>>34667066
It's not a dumb fetish, it's super cerebral. But we understand if it's too intelligent for you.

>>34666737
i do, i'm just not cute

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>>34667021
>when that one picture in the slideshow gives you just the push you need to cum

>>34667161
A truly to intelligent being doesn't heed the social convention that says they are "women's" clothes and as such gets no particular enjoyment from the idea of wearing them.

>>34667227
the fabric still feels nice though.

>>34666737
Im trans and crossdressed 24/7. I fucking hate it. I can never enjoy this fetish because it makes me hate myself. If I dress as a woman, I don't look like a woman enough and it just makes me break down and I sob uncontrollably in the shower and slash myself up.

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>>34666774
fpbp

half this board, myself included, would be ugly variations of chris-chan. some would be skinnier, some would be shorter, but 99% of those of us desperate enough to fall for the trap meme would make terrible fucking traps

the only posts that get replies here are anons LARPing along with OP and bait

>>34666737
I'm too high test to crossdresser

Picture a caveman with a wig dressing up in skirts. That's what I would look like.

if i had the body for it i would, id like to get with a cd but ironically they usually prefer other cds

>>34666737
Had a friend who did this. We're not friends anymore.

where are these cute boys being manufactured ? There is at least one new one everyday.

>>34666737
Because I don't get validation from making fat greasy autists on r9k horny

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>>34666737
I've been considering to do it. Just gotta make sure my room mates don't find out though.

>>34668002
If you're evening thinking about it you should just do it.

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Because I'm morbidly obese.

>>34667392
Exactly. I'd love to be able to trap but I'm 6ft, 220lbs, really broad as fuck build, and no matter what I have some degree of 5 o'clock shadow.

Now imagine that in a dress.

>>34668364
>no matter what I have some degree of 5 o'clock shadow
Iktfb

>>34666737
I always do to varying degrees.

I wear women's pants and fleece tops but they don't scream women's, they just have a more flattering and slim fit with a slight style difference. I'm not obnoxious about it.

>>34666737
I can feel but envy looking at that person's beauty

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Where are you getting all your girly stuff from? Amazon?

>>34669157
H&M

I crossdress as a basic bitch

i do on occasion but i still manage to look like a man every time

>>34666737
Living with parents. If I had my own flat I'd wear girly clothing exclusively.

>ywn wear tights and a cute pleated skirt as you suck your first dick

Feels bad man.

>>34669358
>>ywn wear tights and a cute pleated skirt as you suck your first dick

unless you have already sucked your first dick, there is absolutely no reason why this shouldn't be the case

>>34666737
Wearing a woman's clothes is a sin.

>>34666737
I tried but I was too tall and ugly

Because I have no womanly features at all. I already look extremely disgusting as a male. I would look even worse as a female. I want to vomit just thinking about it.

>>34669387
>living at home for next 3 years of uni
>by the time I graduate, even if I find a job and move out immediately I'll be in my mid twenties and no longer cute
>plus finding a partner when you rolled 20 for shyness at birth

It wasn't meant to be. Jerking off to cd videos is good enough.

I have too much hair in general and it grows so fast that id be walking around with shadow all day

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Why don't you fuck off back to /lgbt/ and stay there?

>>34666737


i probably could, im kinda skinny/cute

but i don't wanna spend my money on it...but do you guys think i could make money from it ?

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>>34669536
Nothing in that pic tells me I can't enjoy wearing dresses and being spitroasted

>>34666737
Because I wouldn't pass and it would make me feel ugly instead of cute

>>34669713
Pics of body

Also yeah probably

>>34666737
I do, I bought my first dress recently.
I'm thinking of buying some make up and go outside, but I really don't know anthing about make up. Also I'm scared of bumping into someone I know.

>>34666737
Because I'm not a mentally ill delusional faggot who needs to be gassed

>tfw large Adam's apple prevents you from passing when you crossdress

>>34667770
no such thing

even hercules crossdressed

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>>34669839

i would but there is someone i like very much and goes to r9k, conflicts with my morals

is it gay to crossdress?

>>34671469
its not. in fact most cdssers arent gay. but it can make u gay or shift u to the gay area over time

>jerking off
>suddenly get the idea in my head i want to put high heels on
>get really turned on

wtf is going on i dont like this

>>34671857
You should just do it bro, it feels amazing and you won't regret it.

>>34671888
well i guess lord kek agrees i should just do it

fuck

>>34666737
I think I have an ok body and face for it, but I'm too lazy to shave my legs/arms and buying women clothes would be difficult since I'd probably get the sizes all wrong if I ordered online, and I definitely wouldn't dare to just walk into a shop and buy me a dress.

Plus I have never applied makeup on myself so I'd had to learn how to do it and that doesn't sound like too much fun

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I do enjoy the feel of longsocks in my legs and genuinely find panties and boyshorts more comfortable than boxers for instance.

It's just that because genetics Im hairy as fuck and shaving takes forever. Not to mention I cant properly reach my back or do my ass without missing spots. And regular waxing's too costly for my poor neet ass.

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>tfw I buy about half of my clothes from the women's department
>tfw it adds feminine style to my look without having to look like a faggot
>tfw many girls' clothes are cheaper anyways
>tfw 99% of people can't even tell they are women's clothes
>tfw life is good

>>34666737
Because I don't enjoy crossdressing

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Tried make up once
I liked it but no homo

>>34673299
much cuter than any tranny
why are men so superior?

>tfw meet older man off grindr
>Start dating him
>Wear exclusively women's clothes when I stay at his house


Am I living the dream?

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>>34673299
Is that you ? If so I'm going to need you to wear this.

>>34666737
>Why don't you crossdress?
too ugly

>>34673352
you are living at least two of my dreams

>>34666737
>>34673299
I guess this is the perfect time to become bi. Holy shit.

>>34670173
Even effay almost turned me into a meme due to my looks a few years ago.

They said I looked like "Andre the giant" and sone called me a "neanderthal" I learned my lesson that day that I'm ugly.

>>34673352
>living in a house with a creepy old man dressed in woman's clothing

That's sounds like a nightmare

>>34674039
But he's conventionally attractive and has a nice home and a good job

>>34673370
If you buy it for me Ill wear it for you and send pics desu

>>34672687
>tfw life is good
Sorry, I lost you there.

>>34674220
Nah, I'm good

Original

>>34673299
You look like a lesbian or an effeminate metalhead
GG

>>34667334
and it's pretty

>>34667845
most are closeted.

>>34669854
youtube and reddit has a huge cd community

>>34672687
the cut is different,
and real fems can tell b/c they know b/c they've been buying it all their lives, and men's sizes are never this small

>>34673347
Because they use chemicals and all sorts of messed up shit, it just makes them worst desu

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>tfw too ugly to be a trap
>tfw too ugly to be a man

just kill me

>>34675082
what the literal fuck is wrong with your face
that's disgusting man, I feel like throwing up

>>34675082
Hormones would do wonders to that face

>>34666737
i'm not gay but i'm close
there's some skinny guys i see irl now that i'm just like "damn you'd be cute in a dress" in my mind

Because I'm not built like a cute girl

I would if I could

>>34675082
I posted you face on yik yak. The average rate is 5/10

>>34673299
haha no homo bro but you should definitely blow me haha

i could probably blow you too while you do it
no homo tho

>>34666737
>6'4
>2, 7 shoulder to shoulder
>450 pounds
>fur everywhere
because it would look god damn stupid.

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>>34666737
I do tho
Lol

>>34675082
>>34675386
i was going to say you make me want to vomit but this guy already said it but it's still true

>>34675082
grow hair out, grow a beard, be a hipster

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>be me
>still living at home
>everyone else's shit gets dumped in my room because it's the biggest
>find a bunch my sisters old clothes under my bed
>they're from when she was like 13 but the fit me because skelly
>really short short shorts
>girly socks and tops
>a couple of dresses
>start wearing them in private
>get super hard every time and cum buckets
>like to do it late in th day before my mum gets hom from work because the thrill of getting caught makes me even harder
>check under my bed one day
>everything has been thrown out
>;_;

Miss those days.

>>34675082
I think l'm gonna be sick

>>34675588
>>34675386
>>34675783
yeah, i know i'm hideous.
tell me something new you normies..

>>34675608
i was thinking of shaving my head because as you can see my hairline is receding. might as well get rid of it now than later.

>>34675751
if you have your own place now why don't you crossdress anymore?

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>>34675981
please don't kill yourself anon, I didn't mean to be that rude

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>>34675981
just rock what you have

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>>34675082
This could have been you

Pic related.

>>34675082
i love you anon. you are beautiful

I actually look near identical to the OP pic and I used to CD. Only difference is I'm 5' 11" and have brown hair. I stopped when my parents found a butt toy though because I don't want to insult my father.

>>34676294
> I don't want to insult my father.

You already have by existing you fucking faggot

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>one chance at life
>born with low, flat cheekbones instead of high defined ones or a roundish face

Can't be chad, can't be bridget

>>34676320
But I've dated girls and I'm ranked top 10 at my university

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>>34676294
Your dad should had known that there was a possibility of you turning out to be a faggot while he had you. If he finds it insulting then find a new daddy.

>>34675082
I don't think you're ugly anon, I don't think you're trap material but I don't think you're ugly at all

I think facial hair would suit you

>>34668500
>>34672687

these guys get it

Also, yoga pants under jeans is perfect for the cold times

>>34675386
>>34675588
>>34675981
this is why no one should be on this fucking cancerous board. you look completely normal, and these depraved fucking subhumans are trying to fuck with your insecurities further.

>>34666737
In case anyone else was wondering about the book the girl in OPs post is reading. It's some russian book.

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empire_V

Google translate says:

>The young man becomes a vampire, a superman, one of the representatives of the race, who brought people to feed like cattle. In the new life he will explore the most important for understanding the science of modern society: the glamor and discourse, to get acquainted with the real state of things in the world.

>Actual recognizable plot line of love between Rama and Hero (STEP and Myus, Peter and Anya). And all of this is immersed in pure Pelevin cocktail kastanedovschiny, Theosophy, Buddhism and toadstools. Is it possible, in general, to counterfeit?

>>34676496
i actually came back to yell at him for making me puke when the memory of his image popped into my mind a few moments ago.

>>34676507
russians make such hot fucking traps. i think it's because they're a naturally servile people, being subdued by the mongols, the church and the royal family, and eventually stalinism. submissive whores for millennia

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>>34666737
I want to be the little girl, but I don't want to be a man pretending to be the little girl.

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bf is at work
post lewds

I used to but I'm losing interest