/Britfeel/

Fucking hell daytime TV is depressing. The amount of funeral plans and mode insurance adverts I've watched. Went for a walk before and the only people around were old people. 23 but its the winter of my life lads.

Cats just pooed on my carpet and I just stood on it. Thought I was at rock bottom but it just keeps getting worse

Might stick my lava lamp up my bum and see what happens

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>>34679380

here anon, have a vagina to cheer you up

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>>34679380
>>34679394
or this if its more to your taste...

Wooo we are closer to death.

I just wanna be a neet but afford my house reeeee

don't you hate it when you see someone with crutches just walking normally?
thats not what they're for idiot, they're supposed to take the weight off your foot

>tfw no NEET bf to move in with me that I can take care of

Think about it all the time t b h

>>34679406
now this is what I want to see

just got my new router set up lads, I was without internet since 3 last night

i'm increasing convinced I have an untreatable addiction to the internet

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>>34679427

don't we all anon, have some more porn

Need to get a job soon desu

>>34679412
I see fat people doing it all the time and I think about euthanising them.

>>34679447
I doubt you'll be good enough to get a job in an upper class call center like me. I'm also due to inherit a 200k house so you could say that I'm a one-in-a-million paki.

>>34679415
I'm sure this NEET has to be like 20 years old, pumped full of hormones, has a crossdressing fetish, and looks like a girl with a dick, yea?

>>34679508
where do you think you are?

(this comment was definitely not original)

>>34679508
Nah just not obese and have similar interests

>>34679491
This meme doesnt have much value. Not enough variation oppertunity nor too funny. I suspect it will crash sooner rather than later.

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Just been to CEX lads.

177 DVDs. Over an hour at the till. I thought you could just drop them off and come back later. Mindnumbing.

This receipt is ridiculous too.

>>34679627
how much did you get? 20p?

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>>34679319

Lads, post the best day of your life.

>June 24th, 2016

>00:00, Day begins, just sat at home watching BBC News
>00:17, Sunderland announces massive victory for leave
>01:00, Other results show overwhelming results for leave
>01:15, decide to go out to casino
>02:00, by this point have won 2,000
>02:20, The mania gives me to confidence to talk to women, chat some 40 year old up
>03:00, End up going back home with her, lose virginity
>03:30, fall asleep
>06:00, BBC News app wakes me up "UK Votes to Leave European Union"
>06:05, Can't sleep with excitement
>07:00, leave her house, go home
>11:00, fall asleep at home
>17:00, wake up, get ready
>18:00, leave for the airport
>22:00, Arrive in Rome
>23:00, Have a nightcap at hotel, fall alseep

>>34679649

138 quid.

I'm as surprised as you are.

>>34679650
honestly don't have one, everyday is as bland as the last my whole life

>>34679543
Expand on these interests anon, I want a willy to suck

>>34679415
L O C A T I O N

I'm a pretty good cook tbqhwy

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>>34679319

>You decided to book a doctor's appointment one day
>Your surgery says that your normal doctor isn't in
>You'll be seeing the replacement booked in for today
>You arrive
>You see this man

Wat do?

>>34679706
Ask for the Shipman Special

>>34679650
Why were you so happy about Brexit if you're the type of person who would go to Rome?

Luke, please get your work done

>>34679650

This one time I made two pot noodles and mixed them together, that was the best day recently.

>>34679773

It was just a holiday m8

Long train journey tonight lads. Need a podcast or two and I'm up to date on everything I subscribe to.

Maybe something like Last Podcast on the Left but with less awful humour?

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>>34679781

>tfw called Luke

W-what work?

>>34679788
Why would you want to deny yourself the chance to live in a place like that? Rome is great.

>>34679790

I used to listen to One Life Left, see if that's still going.

>>34679818

t. Junker

>>34679813
luke is a shit tier name
kill yourself, luke

>>34679831

Jelly non-Christian detected.

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>>34679319
haha what a great edition :^)
>>34679813
Hi Luke.
>>34679415
sounds like you just want a friend :)

ooga booga where the waifus at?

>>34679786
Oh shit. That sounds good. Which ones?

>>34679650
I dont think I could ever be that excited about politics. Maybe its just cause im pessimistic about it all

>>34679790
Where you travelling from/to?

>>34679915

Sweet and Sour with a Chow Mein.

Probably going to do it again tonight now I've thought about it.

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Waifuposters, get over here so I can remove you

>>34679915
>I dont think I could ever be that excited about politics

He doesn't actually understand the facts. He's just an idiotic memester.

>>34679781
Michael I won't do my work

>>34679985
'''''facts''''' tip top mctip my tippermgee tipdiddy tipdotipdatippy tipoppo mtipsan.

>>34679985

What facts don't I understand?

>>34679551
What about upper class kettle chips?

Think I should go to the doctors lads. Bit gross so warning you now

>ever since I was 16-17 I've had this weird white scarred tissue on the inside of my foreskin
>no idea where it came from or what it is
>too pussy to see doctors in case it's cancer or something, I'd rather die peacefully in my sleep without knowing I my impending death was coming
>over the years, I pick at the scarred tissue, often taking little bits off each time
>over the years most of it has been peeled off and it no longer looks as disgustingly infected
>don't do this often as it hurts like a bitch and it's pretty hard to grab at it, figure the pain is worth it if it hides the monstrosity on my dick
>pick a bit off earlier that was hanging off a little so I could get a good grip of it
>stings like hell
>won't stop bleeding

Still paranoid of going to the doctors in case it's cancer or I need to get my foreskin snipped or something. Worrying as fuck 2bh lads

What would you do if you had 1 year to live?

>>34680004
Only people who don't understand the facts support Leave. They just have emotional arguments like "muh sovereignty" and "muh taking back control (and handing it to the Americans)"

Explain to me how it would be, in any way, a good thing for the UK? You can't.

>>34680046
I'd honestly just need to continue living as I do now, since I don't have any savings to blow or anything like that.

>>34680055
Remain has more emotion arguments "muh visa", "muh united Europe for Jo Cox!!!

>>34680077
>muh visa

That's a legitimate argument. Obviously having the freedom to live anywhere in Europe is a good thing for all kinds of practical reasons

>Jo Cox

Who gives a fuck about her?

>>34680055

I'm in favour of devolution of power. Ideally I would have more power given to local councils but leaving the EU is a good start.

>>34680012
I think it will make consistant but rare appearances whenever crisps are mentioned. This means that there will always be fresh people to combat against the memer.

>>34680055

I see no benefit in paying well over 10 billion a year to the EU, and having an open door immigration policy. There is no logical reason for me to support EU membership.

>>34680105
B-but muh holidays!


(I do agree with you though, those fags in Brussels can jump off the golden gate for all I care).

>>34680091
>Obviously having the freedom to live anywhere in Europe is a good thing for all kinds of practical reasons

No, it is not a good for unskilled plebs to live anywhere they want in Europe

>>34680105
>I see no benefit

That's because you're ignorant.

I've fapped 5 times today, all to hardcore rape fantasy videos. I feel sleepy.

>>34680127

Well, I'm listening, but I don't hear any arguments other than "you're an idiotic memer, you're ignorant"

You really just sound like a butthurt pole desu

>>34680125
It is good. Unskilled plebs should be able to get to where unskilled plebs are needed.

Skilled people should be able to get to wherever they can afford to go. A lot of Leavers think it's easy for skilled people to get visas. I have an American H1-B work visa and let me tell you, it was a fucking cunt to in terms of how long it took and a massive expense for my employer.

>>34680127
Yes because it's a great idea to allow other nations to write our laws, control our borders and demand unrestricted freedom of movement and exclusive trade deals.

You fucking Jew.

>>34680055
>Don't have to pay billions to a useless organization.
>We'd eventually be forced into using the failing euro.
>Less no skill immigrants that congest cities and drive up house prices.
>Ability to make more trade deals and policies with nations outside the EU like the US and China.

Theres pros and cons to both sides but saying leaving is in no way good for Britain is spasticated

>>34680180

I had this butthurt remain supporting pole come into work crying on June 24th, a 27 year old man crying.

He was saving wages, and planning to send it all back home as zloty, the value of his savings (in zloty terms) collapsed, kek.

>>34680152
>>34680180
dont respond to bait.

>>34680152
It's good for the economy to have unfettered trade.

Political checks and balances (i.e. European Courts) help to secure rights.

It's good for individuals to be able to live wherever they want.

Our economy is deeply linked with trade with Europe. Thousands of businesses will go under if trade tariffs are set.

>>34680180
>m-muh sovereignty!

Come back when you've got a logical argument rather than just singing Rule Britannia at the top of your lungs at me.

>>34680195
It's not immigrants from the EU who drive up house prices. It's the knock-on effect of rich arabs and chinks buying up everywhere in London.

There's no mechanism to force us into using the Euro, quite the opposite.

Trade deals with the US and China won't benefit us. You want to start earning Chinese wages? They have a ton of low paid, high skilled people who'd be happy to take your job. You want our farmers to start competing with the economies of scale that are possible in America?

>>34680226
They're trying to flush us out to put us in their foul electronic catalogue of malcontents. But sometimes it's just Kenneth Clarke venting his frustration. He posts in /britfeel/ and /britpol/, you know.

>>34680254
Do you think Ken Clarke really molested all those kids?

>>34680105
>I see no benefit in paying well over 10 billion a year to the EU

I thought this too

but just how much do we benefit? The pound has been tanking and we haven't even left the single market yet.

my guess for the next few years
>Pound tanks another 20% in value to the dollar as we finally leave
>Despite the pound losing value, inflation hits 4% by next year
>NHS gets sold off to the americans for short term benefit but long term loss
>Loss of free travel to the EU, although all the slavs already here keep work permits
>Migration while cut remains at a high level, the tory paty just continue to import cheap labour from India/Pakistan

I think leaving we will get out pretty clean, but we will stagnate economically for a long time yet.

>>34680233
Blatantly Kenneth.

You lost, you crackhead bestiality enthusiast. We're leaving. Fuck you and fuck your attempt at debate.

>>34680276
>the pound has been tanking
Our economy is up you dweeb.

>>34680233
>Come back when you've got a logical argument rather than just singing Rule Britannia at the top of your lungs at me.
Personally, I believe a country should be able to make whichever rules it wants, provided it's done in a democratic way. As a member of the EU we have to follow rules they set out, and make sure our laws are in accordance to those. It's perfectly fine for you to be okay with that, but I found it a valid enough reason to leave.

>>34680281
This is really the best you can do? I hope someone else has something a bit more substantial.
>>34680289
So you support Scottish independence?

Today's been fuckin shite the cunt behind the chippy counter ran outta Irn bru and didnae fry my mars bar enough

>>34680264
I originally don't know. Probably?

>>34680295
>Deep fried Mars bars

They are a joke for tourists. That's why they only sell them in Edinburgh during the festival.

>>34680293
>So you support Scottish independence?
It's not really an issue I think about, but I suppose on principle I do.

>>34680309
Mate they sell them year round in Glasgow

>>34680321
Which chippy sells them? I lived in Glasgow for 18 years and I've never once seen them on a menu.

I know that chippys will often do them for you if you ask specifically, but they will be laughing at you as soon as you leave.

>>34680293
Are you one of those libcuck porridge wogs?

>>34680309
I live in newcastle and just about every chip shop sells them.

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Lads im so happy right now, just stepped on the scale and have dropped 4 1/4ib down from last week, that means im down 12 pounds from jan 12th. For the first time in my life I feel like im going to make it

>>34680367
Mate big congratulations!

I'm also making some big changes but taking it slow. Quit weed (to avoid the munchies) and just over two weeks ago I stopped drinking too. Already lost a bit of weight, and I'm starting a diet on thursday which should help a lot too.

>start thread with integers
>thread made 30 seconds earlier gets the break
>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>34679319
guys went doctors got sertraline should i take worried i become some pill zombie t.b.h just went so i could get sick money but i am a wee bit depressed and anxious

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>>34679963
Waifus were a mistake.
>tfw Cities Skylines is succing my life away

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>>34680367
keep going anon, don't give up! If you keep it up you'll be looking great by the time summer comes around

>>34680414
Good luck anon, I think cutting weed is pretty smart, I've cut down on smoking it myself due to munchies but I now just put aside some fruits and my dinner for the night and save it til I get high. I've noticed home cooked food beats anything fried or takeaway when you're high.

>>34680421
Im on sert myself and its hell, My pee pee is always limp. Im coming off it at the end of the month though and moving to some anti depressant that begins with M cant remember the name though.

>>34680435
Thanks Anon! The best thing is im feeling healthier which is making it all the more easy to continue.

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>>34679963
Remove me from what? This thread? My job? My life?

desu any of those would be great

>>34680474

mirtazapine?

You'll find your sex drive will come back but you'll sleep 16 hours a day.

I've just been started on it and finally got my sleep down to 12 hours a day after a month...

>>34680474
fuck at i need my dick to wank maybe i pretend to take some i could get my neetbux and did you feel any different after taking other than getting sissy dick

>>34680288
ever since brexit was on the horizon the pound has been steadily falling, a remain vote would have strengthened the pound just like the Scottish In/out referendum.

http://www.xe.com/currencycharts/?from=GBP&to=USD&view=2Y

I'm not a real fan of the EU but on the face of things my savings have been devalued and I'm about to lose a free work visa for the entire EU. At least Mummy may can ban face sitting porn without EU human rights stopping her now I guess

Sweden are trying to start a feel thread now. I wonder how that will go

>bought some sausage rolls from greggs
>get back to flat
>made a coffee
>watching the new forgotten weapons video

I have achieved a state of /comfy/ I never thought was possible.

>>34680474
>I now just put aside some fruits and my dinner for the night and save it til I get high.

I've tried that. Wish I could do it. I just eat my dinner and then want to keep eating. It's like the weed just melts away all my willpower.

Once I get down to a healthy weight I might start smoking one night a week or every few weeks. But until then I have to take it easy.

>>34680548
There's only 10 million of them so I'd imagine it's unsustainable.

Maybe it would work if it was a scandifeels.

>>34680520
Thats it! I have trouble sleeping which leads to my anxiety and depression (basically I stay up all night worrying about nothing then cant sleep because im worrying so much and normally pass out)
Glad Ill finally get some sleep.

>>34680529
Yeah what dosage you on? Go on it for a month, then when you come off you'll be dependent. Im dependent and have been on it for 2 months entering my third and its basically stopped working for me, thats why im getting moved onto mirtazapine.

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this is my pupper, pls be nice to him he is a good boy

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>>34680574
50mg if it stops working after 2 to 3 months why the fuck does the nhs fucking buy it and the qt poo in loo doctor told me ill will get really depressed when taking this till it takes affect

>>34680618
Fix his ear, you monster.

>>34680548
Lots of countries have tried starting it. This is the only one that sticks around

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>>34680562
Ahh, thats why I hate that weeds not legal here, its so hard not to get skunk that just makes you hungry, if we could get different strains it would be much better.

>>34680619
Believe me the first week was hell for me, constant feeling of being sick, vivid dreams (more like nightmares) One included my oneitus going on a date with me and then us seeing a japanese school girl bleeding from her fanny and laughing about it and nobody would let me help her and they were all laughing at me. It was horrible.

After that I stopped needing to wank because no sex drive, I started to feel a little better but then I realised it might be placebo and continued to feel like shit, though it did help me sleep for a good month but now my sleeps back to how it was before I was taking them.

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU STOP TAKING THEM AFTER STARTING.

The withdrawal is hell. Its absolutely horrible. Just dont do it.

>>34680574
Different anon here who took mirtazipine: you will definitely sleep but it will be for long hours and you'll probably wake up feeling tired and groggy.

That said, some people seem to really take to it and do great with very few issues. Best of luck m8.

>>34680639
it just flopped backwards, he shakes his head to fix them

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>>34679963
>>34680429
>>34680508
reminder that you are all so insufferable that if you actually met outside of the internet even you would hate each other.

>>34680668
I've got access to a lot of strains and even strong sativas give me a serious munch.

You got any recommendations for something specific?

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How have your days been so far?
What have you been up to??

Hope you've all had a great day and have done things that make you happy!

woke up at 2pm aaaaaaaa

>>34679415
That would be nice, I hope you get what you're looking for, anon!

>>34680367
Oh wow that is bloody awesome, well done anon!
I hope you're proud of yourself because you definitely should be, keep it up!

>>34680618
He's a good boy!

>>34680668
I stopped taking them about a week ago and I feel fine. I've got a bit of a headache but that's it.

>>34680668
fuck at i am not taking them guess ill just pretend to take them and get better the old way lifting weights and taking to people etc when i was in the GP she said something about so wellbeing thing were i go to talk to people but ats to cringey for me also what should i say to my doctor in weeks when i seen her again

>>34679319

Why do people smoke weed?

>>34680761
Chills you out. Makes stuff like vidya even more fun

>>34680716
hey len

I woke up at 4.00pm so don't feel so bad.

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>>34680716
your happiness is disgusting

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>>34680716
lazy lenlad stop being so lazy.

and stay in bed with me.

more total war tonight and a bit more work ech.

>>34680785
total war the game?

what game pls.

>>34680670
Aye yeah my mum works at a mental hospital and she knows its good but is worried that ill just sleep the days away. Which ill probably do but yeah its better than feeling like this.

>>34680714
Landrace strains are always pretty good.

>>34680718
I guess its just me then, but I hated it.

>>34680747
As for you anon, I say you give them a go, but yeah I agree that the talk sessions are cringey, I didnt want that shit at all either.

Just tell her you didnt take them, be honest and she'll probably change the meds to something different. Sertroline is a cookie cutter ''depressed first medicine'' type drug, if she sees you're too anxiousness about taking it she might give you something else.

>>34680716
thanks len, happy as always!

>>34680694
I've met like five waifuposters and I only dislike one of them

but let's not start all that again

>>34680777
The insincerity of it is the worst part

>>34680777
I think he's just trying to be optimistic

mind you, serenity now - insanity later

>>34680785
PRINCIPLES!

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>>34680716
please stop acting happy for no reason.

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>tfw missed the deadline

>>34680773

But then you just get addicted and overall you don't really gain from it.

>>34680820
desu i think ill just take the neetbux for a while till i get my shit together move somewere better and get a fresh start

i got put on that sertraline shit.. totally fucked my life up.. never taking anti depressants ever again.

was def up there in the lowest point of my life, like hanging around train tracks to make sure i could fit my head under the front of it.. better now, but fuck anti depressants.. i have done a lot of drugs aswell and nothing made me feel that bad

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>>34679319

I sometimes think I'm the happiest poster in britfeel, why are you all so miserable all the time?

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>>34680828
true at bro why the fuck does my commet have to be original and why the fuck do i have wait 30s to post again does gook moot hate r9k

>>34680799
warhammer total war tonight.
>>34680834
but Rome (1) total war is the best. TRIARII

>>34680776
I have to admit waking up to rain pounding the window was quite comfy, thanks for trying to make me feel better!

What're you up to tonight buddy?

>>34680785
It's been a lazy week, Jun anon. Pretty nice though.

Have a good time playing Total War and I hope you have a productive study sesh!


>>34680846
>>34680828
>>34680777
Sorry you don't like it! I swear I'm being sincere but if you don't like me asking how people are doing then you can filter me by the image I use using 4chan X I think.

>>34680935

i miss total war 1 :(

GENERAL

>>34680884
I'm not suicidal and I enjoy my life most of the time, but if I was genuinely, truly happy - inside and out, I wouldn't post here.

Why do you?

>>34680946
It comes across as disingenuous and makes you seem more like a psychopath than someone who is actually genuine.

>>34680935
playing it now but havent finshed it fucking bro spaz out and broke my screen now it's crack and got cancer the dead cells are spreading pretty soon my whole screen will be black and when i plug it into my tv the game runs slow as fuck any tips other than getting a new screen

>>34679818
>Rome is great
Maybe if you're a sewer rat

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>>34680946
len I still like you, you make me happy, your happiness is my happiness.

>>34680946

I've ordered a jamaican curry and I plan to play battlefield, listen to stoner metal and maybe learn some coding.

What about you Len?

dubs and i take a shower, its been 2 weeks

what the fug lads. was home all day waiting in the living room, then got an email from hermes saying "delivery attempt was made, nobody was available to recieve it"

for FUCK SAKE

not even a number or email to complain to or i'd be going full autistic screech mode

>>34681067

They just said an attempt was made, not that they managed to get to your door. They could have been five miles up the road, were you there to receive the package? I didn't think so...

What was it, anyway?

>>34680946
Len what do you think of Junlads hard willy? Can we get a rating /10?

teehee

Pretty sad that some people in this thread are so lonely they've turned gay

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>People do printer reviews on youtube
>Not a single fucking one of them shows you an image printed out by the machine, the most important fucking thing I wanna see

reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>34681112
Is that the real classification for it?

I thought it meant they rang my door and nobody answered.

The e-mail kinda implies it: "We attempted to deliver your Zalando order today but unfortunately no one was available to receive the parcel. "

>unfortunately no one was available to receive the parcel.

Otherwise I need to complain ASAP I can't be having them miss my door again.

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>>34681144
y-yea right haha imagine being one of them poofters

>>34681144
11 years on the site still a hetro white male that knows better

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>tfw read over 600 progs of dredd in the last 2 months.
>tfw almost autistic enough to dress up as a judge and dispense justice.
i know id be dead on my forst patrol

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>>34680694
We'll see about that when it happens
I'm hoping to meet some of those niggas in 2 weeks and see what its like

>>34679319

The first Britfeel thread was made on November 20th 2014

>>34681237
stop posting this please
makes me want to have a trap bf
but in reality most of them are shit
stop it

>>34681144
It's rife in the furfag community

Was wondering how long it would take to become the norm here as well

They're in for a shock if they ever find themselves confronted with some hairy mans arse.

Guys what are the implications of a fake work history on my CV?

I've been out of a job for 2 years and at this point what's the worst that can happen if I get caught? I'll get fired at most, but most likely if I'm competent they'll just keep me on, right?

No moralfag comments pls, just pragmatism. Need an ""occupation"" or i'll go insane.

>>34680971
Oh that's interesting actually - I honestly don't mean to come across that way, sorry if I have or if I've annoyed you.

>>34681004
Awwwww thanks friendo!
That reminds me 2.8 is out...think I'll wait until the price drops though I'm not paying full price for just 0.2

>KH3 when

>>34681005
>Jamaican curry
The only jamaican thing I've ever had is Jerk chicken that my room mate used to make in uni. What's in a jamaican curry?

Sounds like a great night to me though!

Gonna play some vidya and stress over having to go back to work tomorrow!

>>34681127
benis/10

>>34681401
>I'll get fired at most, but most likely if I'm competent they'll just keep me on, right?
well if you get someone to pretend to be a reference and they do a good job of it, most jobs will take that as a reference and leave it be

however if you do get caught out then they might fire you
though yes you're right that if you're good at your job they probably won't mind

>>34681401
If you lie and they find out you get fired, thats it.

If you are a good worker they wont look for a reason to.fire you.
Just dont tell people you lied though. Workplaces are filled with grasses.

>>34679699
i was in a foul mood this saturday lad so decided to release the anger n then had a sleeping tablet nice and early.
will be in this weekend if there's owt planned

>>34680639
I'll fix your fucking ear lad

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>>34679963
we getting removed from the thread or life itself.
fucking end me senpai

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>>34681401
Just make up an entry level job like a supermarket and say you've been there for a while depending, then for a reference number just get a relative like a cousin in on it, but change their last name if its the same as yours. Most the time they wont bother calling but as long as your point of contact is in on it if they do check, you'll be in the clear.

Just buckle down and do a decent job, if they do catch on but you work well then they'll just leave it, if it doesn't work out then you've got some money out of it if you've scraped by the first month or so.

>>34680540
The economy is up you fucking idiot.

>>34680716
had to drag myself back to work after a glorious week off.not happy desu
but might be treating myself to another holiday soon.
3 and a half hrs to go though so all's good

i want to fuck azulad haha

I want to 'hard reset' my life and skip town

>>34679415
i'd be down, do whatever you want with me

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>>34681635
I saw this thread (>>>/i/492968) and made a crude drawing for you.

tfw no bisex stoner bf

>>34679415
but we're all fat and hairy

>tfw no bf to shave me and put me on a diet

Hard day at work and I have this is the shit I come back to?

You fucking neets are in charge of the thread until 5pm, and you've let it run amok. For shame.

Fellow wagecucks, how's your day been?

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>mfw all these impeccably dressed NORMIES with 5+ years experience show up to an interview for a job I wanted

>mfw I studied all the material to a tee and STILL they get the job

I've never written this before but its time I do:
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34682022
w-woah senpai
i'm honoured you'd do this. i love it
thank you.
reet cheered me up that has

>>34681257
What's happening in 2 weeks senpai?

>>34681670
Everything he said was true. The pound is now worth much less than it used to be, and he's about to lose a work visa for the whole of the EU.

That might not mean anything to you, with no savings and no prospects either here or abroad, but those of us who have money in the bank and a global outlook do care.

just dont know what the fuck im even doing with my life lads

i would join the army but theres no way i could leave my pupper

>>34682178
can i be your pupper

>>34682188
will u be mine instead :(

>>34682061
Been good. Was off for 2 weeks and because my days are set im still off till thursday

Been catching up with Walking dead and playing my back catalogue of games as well as catching up with comics.

Been a productive time for me.

>>34681674
Aww I'm dreading that feel to be honest, it'll be reet though
>no days off until April

aaaa

How much leave do you have saved up? I'm pretty jealous snek anon!

>>34682178
How un4chanate for you anon

I am in a world of shit.

blox

>>34682178
Are you sure you can't join the army because you're autistic?

>>34682328
at least not diagnosed with it

>>34682246
The dread of thursday not set in yet? All the things that will be left unaccomplished?

>>34682315
You can't just leave it at that, sit by the fireside and tell us a story, balamory.

has anyone realised you can find out how many posters there are itt from the numbers in the bottom right corner

Lads, I've just got a conditional offer from a uni I want to go to, its asking for evidence of my previous qualification, trouble is I dont have any of them anymore. Will I have to order them all or can I just show them off a website or something?

>>34682364
contact your local department of education where you went to school, or your old school/college.

>>34682352

Yeah, that small pop up box for replying can also be expanded, if you click on the bottom right corner and drag it

>>34682026
You sound like a dog

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>manchester police are hiring and even have a booth in tesco for it
>salary starting pay is like 22k and 33k by year 10 with cushy benefits

This seems like a decent job for someone with no real skills or proper degrees but takes steroids, plus the officers here are all pussies that run away from the first sight of trouble so I'm pretty safe and if I get hurt I get benefits for life.

Will they reject me for not having a driver's license? will they force me AND make me pay to have a drivers license?

>>34682434
33k after 10 years?

That's disgraceful

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>>34682434
>manchester police are hiring

They need more officers to investigate the pusher

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>Get a job and spend a few months working instead of going straight to Uni
>No idea what to do for myself in the future
>At the same time too distracted and terrified by the direction the West is heading in
>Meanwhile my Dad now thinks I'm a carefree layabout who's going to end up a failure because I still haven't chosen my dream normie career path
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE

>>34682440

I have no real qualifications or education and my shared rent is only 350 for every single thing.

33k yearly salary will probably end up with me saving 16k at the end of each year for seemingly no good reason.

any of you lads /coastal/ whats it like getting into the sail club?

>>34682434
>manchester
Fuck being a manc polis man.
>tfw want to be a police man but need a car license.

>>34682061
still at work desu
only 2 n half hrs to go till i can skip out the door.
30 min after that i'll be high as fuck

>>34682434

The GMP haven't got the manpower, can't see them turning anyone fit and able away, but it doesn't look great.

To be honest, getting my licence was one of the hardest but most rewarding things I've done.

Don't go anywhere, but when I do and it's pissing like today, i'm thankful i'm warm and dry.

>>34682392
Ok, so I basically just need to go around and get a copy of past records even if its not a formal certificate it should suffice to be evidence?

What is the point in doing anything with your life when nobody will ever think of you again 100 years after you die and even if you do get lucky and become "great" all traces of our species history will be engulfed by the sun?

Eventually our planet will be gone, humanity will be extinct at some point and it will almost be as if everything we have ever done never happened. Nothing we do is very important. You could cure cancer or kill yourself right now, the universe doesn't care about you and you will be forgotten just like everyone else.

I can't stop thinking about it. Absolutely nothing we do matters, every great thing anyone has ever done is completely meaningless and will be gone for an eternity. How many other advanced life forms have been destroyed in the history of the universe that will never be discovered again because every trace of their history has been vaporized?

>>34682501
you're here to have your own fun
that's all that matters

>>34682508
*See me me me me me, see di hit man ah come.
See me me me me me, said me just can dun.*

>>34682488
It's quite easy. All you have to do is pass a test on what everything on the boat does and you'll be having gay orgys in the middle of the English channel in no time.

>>34682495

So I really need a fucking license?

fucking hell man it's not like I need a vehicle for patrolling the streets, the traffic is insane you can't do shit.

I mean, if they PAY for the fucking license fees and 12 week police training maybe it'd nice but I ain't paying SHIT for some faggy license.

>>34682215
If he won't, I will

*woofs and wags tail*

See, I'm great!

>>34682351
>You can't just leave it at that, sit by the fireside and tell us a story, balamory.

I'm relying on friends that don't exist to help with a practical college project, also the commute to college is expensive and I simply don't have to money to afford it for much longer. I've long thought I was my own worst enemy, but I'm now learning circumstance is a close second. I don't want to fuck up again, though everything's pointing towards that outcome. My head feels heavy all the time, I don't remember what it's like to relax.

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>>34682580
gay orgies you say?

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>tfw too dumb to get a job

>>34682501

Ah, welcome to the club. Look around you and watch the few species of people you see, the ones who avoid this existential crisis.

> The ones who'll use their lives completely entangled in social drama, living a generally poor existence.

> The ones who live to work, and you wonder what's in it for them.

> The mentalists and their broken clocks, whom occasionally strike an apt time.

Then you get yourself into philosophy, why does man?

>>34682161
Our economy is better. The country has more money.
We are better off.

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>>34682501
Fuck, anon, that made me really sad.

got an interview for a bar job on wednesday lads, the job ad said that bar experience is very desirable but i don't have any

how can i spin that around in a positive light

>>34682708
It's comforting.
Nothing is stressful, worrying or regretful when you realize how pointless it all is.

>>34682720
Ask a lot of questions about what they're doing to make it seem like even if you're not experienced, you're very eager to learn how to do it

>>34682215
sure, put me in a collar and leash

>>34682720
You've always wanted to be a barman, and the lack of experience has made you very eager to learn. And you usually pick things up quickly.

what does it take to stop being empty inside
antidepressants just seem to make things worse
there's nothing at all in my life

>>34682699
I'm not better off mate.

My money is worth 20% less than it used to be. How is that better off?

>>34682793
Try not being a selfish cunt.

>>34682793
It doesn't matter about you as an individual. Your country is stronger.

>>34682793
Not him, but I earn money by trading in euros and dollars, which means I'm more loaded now than I was before, lel

Thanks Brexit

>>34682808
>>34682820
Everyone who has money is worse off, not just me.

>>34682615
They use to put you through it and if you worked for 2 years it was 'paid off' if you left before you had to repay the cost of learning.

Noe you need a license to join. I live in a major city too and thats why i never got mine.

>>34682808
>>34682820
literally who in the country is benefiting?

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>Had a dream last night I bought 5 ecstasy tablets from a guy who gave them to me outside my flat
>The tablets were little round ones, pale yellow with a bold arrow on them
>Next part of the dream I heard a song from one of my favourite bands playing
>Both parts of the dream were really vivid
>Woke up at 5 in the afternoon

Hope you've had a good day lads.

>>34682865
Exporters

Internet businesses with large customer bases outside of the UK

>>34682791

Drugs.
Take drugs.

t. habitual weed smoker

>>34682808
I bet you don't give a shit about people who live in the EU, or people who would have had the chance to.

Yet you are telling people not to be selfish. Hmm!

>>34682879
Exporters will be fucked once the trade tariffs kick in.

I hope they make a lot of money now because they'll be out of business soon.

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>>34682501
I hate it.

I want to be in an anime like Gantz or Knights of Sidonia where people's deeds actually matter. You're all in it together fighting for a common goal, you could die today or 40 years from now but every day you live is full of life. Friends, adventures, striving to improve.

But no, I'm stuck here with 7 billion other selfish idiots doing fuck all.

>>34682929
I honestly wish I was religious just to avoid this.

I'd live as a peasant in a stick hut if it meant I could be religious and genuinely believe there is a purpose in life.

>>34682501
I don't care about the heat death of the universe

I don't see a point in trying to improve or better myself if I'm never going to share my life with anyone though

Hooray, I earn more money and I'm of a higher status in my profession. Big fucking deal. I'm still sat at home, by myself, with no one to talk to and no significant social interaction

>>34682969
Hire escorts.

>>34682854
>Everyone
Not true. The country is better off as a whole.

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Drinking on a Monday night.

DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME

Only 4 days left of wageslavitude for the week.

>>34682982
That satisfies the sex drive, not the rest of it

>>34683000
I don't think you understand mate.

If you have money in the bank, you are 20% worse off than you were before. That applies to everyone who has money in the bank.

>>34680043
Had doctor look at my nob after cutting it. It wasnt so bad and was a guy.

>>34682501
Makes me feel pretty bitter when I think that we only get one shot at life and I was given one where I'm autistic with massive anxiety about being around people. And then I see people out having fun, or I see people from my old schools, people who bullied me with their lives all sorted out and it's like a fucking kick in the guts. It's like I never had a chance and that's what hurts the most.

>>34682959
Me too, I've tried multiple times to force myself to believe I have a role to play in life and if I stick to a certain mindset life will feel worthwhile. Never works.

>>34683016
>If you have money in the bank, you are 20% worse off than you were before.

That's more your fault for letting your money sit there and waiting for it to devalue when you had plenty of warning about brexit.

>>34682279
no need for jealousy len lad .
i don't have any time saved really, used up most of my holiday hours already , got 51 hrs left to take. for the year.
i'm gonna be seeing bout going on the sick desu. full pay up to 6 month off n will give me chance to get muh issues sorted.

>>34683111
>Claims to be a patriot
>Thinks everyone in the country who didn't move all of their money abroad is an idiot

Weird style of thinking you've got there. You know what would happen if we all moved our savings to foreign banks?

>>34683046
They aren't necessarily having a better time than you mate.

All of the stuff that comes with having your life "all sorted out", like a job, a gf, etc. makes you miserable quite a lot of the time.

From the outside I look like someone who has his life "sorted out". But inside I just wish I could be a kid again with no responsibilities.

>>34683145
I'm a different person.

And I don't really give a fuck about what your money's worth, but you saw brexit coming and did nothing so you only have yourself to blame. Change your money to euro's or dollars and keep it under your mattress, anything but letting it sit there and hoping the inevitable won't happen then whining when it does.

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When cutting bagels, place your finger trough the hole to keep it steady. It's actually called the stabilisation hole

>>34683192
>Keep your money under your mattress

Some of us actually have proper savings mate.

I know you're bitter because you're skint (and that's why you voted for Brexit) but it's a bit selfish to take it out on the rest of us.

>>34683230
I don't know about you, but I have actual good knives which would make that a terrible idea

>>34683230

I can't explain why the hole's there so...

>>34683257
>Some of us actually have proper savings mate.
And yet you're too thick to make good decisions with your money.

>I know you're bitter because you're skint (and that's why you voted for Brexit)
I didn't vote and I'm not poor

>but it's a bit selfish to take it out on the rest of us.
It's a bit pathetic to whine at people who voted leave because you're too thick to manage your money properly

I accidentally overpaid my credit card. What do I do now?

>>34683275
>implying there is a difference in quality between knife brands
top pleb

>>34683046
Why? None of it matters.

>>34683312
>Suggests that I keep my life savings under my mattress

>Says that I'm the one who is too thick to make good decisions with my money

You have to be trolling now.

>>34683355
You're right. All steel is the same quality and a 1 quid knife is just as sharp as a 100 quid knife

Additionally, knives never get dull and need sharpening. Nope, never

>Mum wakes ne up by saying dinner is ready
>7 pm and looking forward to eating chicken Madras from takeaway
>Get out of bed and pull jeans on
>go downstairs and there's no dinner
>"I just said it to get you up anon"
>go back to bed shouting you fucking cunt
>bed is mattress on floor in cold draughty room
>freezing now

Who else just woke up lads?

>>34683370
The mattress thing was a joke, moron. Just accept the fact it's your own damn fault your money isn't worth shit compared to before an you could've prevented it.

>>34683404
When are you getting your chicken madras? Or was it all a complete lie?

>>34683433
>I was only pretending to be retarded
Yep, sure you were.

>Moron
>Your own damn fault

FOY.

>>34682720
How did you even manage to get an interview with no experience lad?

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>>34683404


>6pm
>"anon!"
>what?
>what?
>WHAT??
>no answer

How do you people actually live as neets, i mean, where do you get the money from? i was a neet for about a year from job seekers and the dole but the job centre kept trying to get me to do something so i went to uni.

>>34683505
10 year ESA here

>>34683388

Mate, you could cut soft bread with a wooden spoon. It wouldn't be pretty but you could do it.

>>34683505
how did you afford university on neetbucks? why didn't you go when you left college?

>>34683230
>>34683276
the whole in a bagel is to make it cook more evenly, thus faster

t. jewish family

>>34683505

You have to convince them your head is up your arse and you cant be trusted with a job desu

>>34683520
how are you on ESA, what do you have wrong with you? i am friends with one guy who gets money because he told the doctors that he believes in conspiracy theory and new age shit and he ended up in a mad house. now he is on fuck loads of money, has a long distance relationships, and lives on his own. he isnt even mad, he is just fucking stupid.

>>34683562
>the whole in a bagel

I'm going to need corroborating evidence for what you're saying.

>>34679627
I did that before but the girl on the till who served me was qt and she asked me about the anime dvds i was selling cus she loved anime and was saying she would watch some of them

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>>34679906
>>34679963

>tfw working with a compound that has a transdermal LD50 of only 13 mg/kg

Special prize* for anyone who guesses what it is

*subject to terms and conditions

>>34683548
im on student loan. you get student loan for 4 years, and you dont have to pay back uni until you are earning over 21 k a year.

>>34683584
how do i do that? the person i was assigned to kept going on about stuff i should do and how i need to work.

>>34683615
whoops
I meant hole

>>34683562
But you have a hole in your fucking bread.

What's the fucking point, you either have to make do with just mayo or butter or awkwardly tear strips of meat to fill it with.

>>34683436
Don't even know. Hope so. I think I deserve something off the special menu now for being treated like this.
>>34683496
Sounds extremely familiar

>>34683589
That is genius.

ESA is such a fucking skive for guys like that. Not only do you get free money but you don't have to worry about tax or anything like that.

Wish I could get on it and just smoke hash. Instead my life is constant fucking pressure. Although I care far too much about what people think of me so even being on ESA and just smoking hash would be pressure too.

>>34683640
Morphine?
a lethal dose isn't the special prize is it

>>34683404
I'm a neet but I wake up at 5-6 no matter what time I go to bed. I've tried staying in bed but I just can't get back to sleep. what is wrong with me?

>>34683663

>t. 20,000 BC Anon

I'll lend you some obsidian if you promise not to make a spear out of it, lad.

>>34683664
I'd say so mate. You deserve poppadoms and onion baijis too I'd say.

>>34683663
it's not really an issue
you place a large piece of meat/cheese on it and let it cover the centre

>>34683693
>t. a filthy kike

Whats wrong with regular fucking bread?

>>34683677
>Although I care far too much about what people think of me so even being on ESA and just smoking hash would be pressure too.

That's a white whale. You'll never be satisfied.

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I think these people still think that I killed there hamster when I never entered the room where the hamster was.

>>34683719

I'm not even Jewishlad, you shitfuck. And what's "regular" bread? There's hundreds of different kinds of breads.

>>34683677
it would be genius if it was intentional, it happened because him mum was worried about him because he kepy going on about about Illuminati, she got the doctors around, and he told them all the shit he believes in.

over the last few years he has gotten fat but he thinks that the people working at the mad house manipulated his dna. i know another guy that thinks the earth is flat.

>>34683683
In the morning or the afternoon?
Do you live with family?

>>34683746
In the morning. my family normally wakes up at 7 so it's not that.

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bit miffed at the minute lads, I accidentally bought a mediakek xiaomi phone instead of the snapdragon version and I only found out now

hopefully the EU fan rom won't steal all my data

getting a bit sick of the waifufag circlejerk too, why can't you just occasionally post your waifus? avatarfagging is bad at the best of times but it's got steadily worse lately, if you want to discuss bumming each other then do it on discord

>>34683720
Fucking tell me about it mate. I've achieved loads - probably more than anyone I went to school or university with - and I still hate myself.

>>34682434
They're requiring all new police officers to have degrees now. But that doesn't really mean you have any real skills, will probably just up the number of fat autistic lesbians in the police force who will taser you for saying you support Trump.

It doesn't surprise me that the pay is so low when you consider that most police are worthless power-mad scumbags who are just on a welfare programme for infantile chavs that like exerting authority.

I dont think it's a robot job, though.

Asked a friend to play Overwatch with me and he didnt reply then I decided I wanted to watch a new tv show and then he responded saying he's coming on, fuck sake

>>34683719
bagels have a unique taste since they're partially boiled before baking (and various other things)
the hole is just to make it cook better in the process

people eat them because they taste considerably nicer than chorleywood shit

>>34683828
>chavs that like exerting authority.

chavs hate the police though. from my experience, most people that want to be police are more middle class or well educated working class. i think the police are shit though.

>>34683740
Bread that doesn't have a stupid fucking hole in the middle

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>mfw i just noticed the paki after all this time

>>34683681

Not even sure the transdermal LD50 of morphine would have been measured desu.

It does seem kind of wacky that you could take drugs by dissolving them in dimethyl sulfoxide and then just rubbing them onto your (or someone else's) skin, though.

>>34683892
Bagels taste like absolute shit. Tastes like fucking cardboard.

>>34679319

Just had a 2 hour nap from 6pm to 8pm, feel so refreshed lads

>>34683820
a lot of people feel the same way. one reason i wouldent like being a neet is because i know i wouldent be respected by people who where not neets, and its not like i could socialise with neets because they are all inside, and i could probably never get a half decent gf

>>34683960
you must not have had a good one then

>>34683960
I have never eaten a bugle in my life but i've always imagined they taste like cardboard as you suggest.

Update on the Madras situation.
The following has been ordered:
>chicken tikka (starter)
>two chicken Madras
>tarka dal (side)
>pilau rice
>garlic naan
ETA 45 minutes
Least I won't 've cold and hungry tonight lads.

>>34683640

Nicotine?

original, oh sayeth the robot

>>34683970
Enjoy ye insomnia lad.

Anyone know what a "Telephone Interviewer" job is?

A place near me has openings, is it an easy job?

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>>34683741
>tfw I'm a functioning member of society and always go on about the illuminati
>Like it's a joke
>But I actually believe it
>and bring it up to spread the good word
Praise Turquoise

>>34684012
>tarka dal from a takeaway

eww

>>34683779
What do you do all day? Go outside?

>>34684022
>phone interviewer

Guess it's pretty self explanatory. If you're good at speaking I'd guess it'd be easy..

>>34684040
I don't think a small group of people would have the time or knowledge to control the world. Purely from a logistics stand point

>>34684012
>two chicken madras
crikey lad, isn't that a bit much? you planning on freezing some or something?

>>34683404
>>34684012
What a devilish mummy!

Glad you got the curry in the end.

>>34684017

By sheer blind chance I am actually working with molecules that are derivatives of nicotinic acid, so closely related. But a lethal dose of those would be quite big.

>>34683960
Prepacked supermarket ones need to be toasted lad.

Fresh ones made by jews are delicious

>>34684040
i believed it once too until i actually started to read and look into politics. i read about 100 pages of one of david ickes books about once a year ago because i wanted to see if i was wrong, and i literally couldn't finish it because of how much bull shit he spouted.

>>34684075
How can he be expected to grow up to be mummys big boy on a single madras?

>>34683982
Relationships are bullshit anyway mate. If the one I'm in now doesn't work out then I doubt I'll bother with another one. Too much hassle. Too much having to moderate your personality/lifestyle to suit someone else.

The main shitty thing is that my mates all have girlfriends now too so they wouldn't have time to hang around with me as much. But fuck it. Maybe I could get /fit/ and find someone who just wants to shag occasionally and be mates. Right now that sounds ideal.

>>34684064
they maybe could but the changes in politics are too diverse, and for it too work all the academics, mps, anyone basically with a bit of power would have to be involved in this grand scheme.

>>34684134
>it's too much work but I won't leave it

Why do normies lie to themselves like this?

>>34684047
watch youtube, browse 4chan, watch films, play computer games. that's about it.

>>34684134
>Relationships are bullshit anyway mate.

yeah, they mostly are but i would like someone to start a family with someone, and have someone to get really close to. friends are decent but they are eventually gonna be working full time or have gfs them selves then i will be stuck on my own

>>34684122

Some aussie called me over on the street and was telling me how the world is flat and NASA was hiding evidence - I wish i engaged him for a laugh but I was in a rush and told him "I think its a cube actually" and off i went

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>>34684158
>>34684047
adding to this as an 8 year old NEET, the longer you go in NEEThood the less you do and the whole days just disappear in what feels like 1hour browsing 4chan

Thinking of having a fap to that Rosie Webster lads.

>wageslaves are already thinking about bed
>I'm thinking about what to watch this evening

I can't tell you lads how good it is to be NEET.

>>34684183
its one of them. a lot of these think they are right because the average person doesent properly study politics, or science, so the average person cant create a decent argument, so most people are just like "fuck off, you idiot".

>>34684042
I like it desu anon
>>34684075
One for me, one for the mum innit bro. What would you get?
>>34684078
Thanks anon!! It came early so I am on the sofa watching eastenders with Indian. Some black London kids fighting about God knows what. Comfy.

>>34684243
sorry mate, didn't see your initial post detailing your mum. thought you were getting 2 madras for yourself, makes much more sense now

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>bennies should of gone in yesterday
>still haven't gone in today

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

how am i supposed to survive you stupid DWP cunts??

what can i do about this???

>>34684215
as a wageslave I only got home 20 minutes ago, I['ll be up till 3-4am though as per usual

>>34684277
I would phone them if it isn't there by tomorrow morning

>>34684277
end your meaningless existence?

>>34684157
Would be more hassle to leave at this stage. Would involve moving out etc.

>>34684277
Get a job you lazy bellend.

what's the worst thing you lads have ever had to do in order to get the nojobscentre off your back?

I once had to do two weeks' work experience at a jobcentre in a different town and it was what I imagine hell to be like