>phone rings >don't answer as usual heh, leave a message

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>>34686579
>phone rings
>have an anxiety attack
>feel like I'm dying
>dry heave
>go blind temporarily
>sit down on the ground to gather myself

Heh, fucking normies

>>34686579

I do this because talking on the phone gives me anxiety for some reason.

>phone rings
>disconnect it

>>34686579
I do that sometimes can't be fucked to answer I get back to them at my leisure unless its something really important

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>get text message
>respond days, even weeks later

>>34686943
Me too, I'm more comfortable talking face to face than on the phone

>>34686997
>"ok"
calle

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>phone rings
>it's insurance company
>have to answer or else my disability will get cut
>it's always a cute sounding grill
>have to explain to cute grill why i can't go back to work

>>34686944
>phone rings
>shoot at it with my magnum .44

that's how I got branded as "mentally unstable". Fucking normies I swear.

>>34686997
>use whatsapp ghost to read messages but not notify it
>weeks later when I feel like igt give em the double blue tick
>wow anon you must be so busy with your social life haha

little they know...

>tfw too self-conscious to make a voicemail greeting

Anyone else?

>>34687185
>magnum .44
>btw I vape

>>34686579
Come to Europe retards. Great food, better climate, better eye-candy, health insurance that's affordable, competent heads of state, more culture, more history, less black people and many more features. The American dream was dead before it began.

P.S thanks for electing Trump. Your country is a comedy show thanks to him.

>>34687348
well, fuck me sideways, I do.

>>34687418
>is against trump
>uses "less blacks" as a selling point
>also Merkel importing billions of mudslimes make that statement false.

>>34687418
Did you mean to post this in a different thread?

>>34687299
I just think it's gay in general. I don't want to reach someone's voicemail either. Just let the 3 second pre-recorded thing be

>>34686579
>she texts me everyday
>I'm too autistic to initiate
>she didn't today

fugg