How common is it for co-workers to fuck each other?

Depends on the people involved.

Lets say you have an office of 20~ people of relatively average attraction. There's at the very least one pair.

>>34681107
Do they do it at work?

I saw a video of a black guy bending a white coworker over a scanner in an empty office room and it was hot as heck.

>>34682107
If they're alone and think no one can be watching then sure.

>>34681073

VERY common. I wouldn't advise it though. Don't shit where you eat.

>>34681073
When I worked in a large office-type building, I easily got away with fucking 3 girls because there were so many people and so much to choose from. Probably could have gone after more if I felt like it.

>>34682661
Sorry, meant 4 girls. I forgot about the pity fuck that I used when I was drunk and horny. Not my best moments.

Would be very common.

I currently work in a small office, I do occasionally grab ass of a female coworker and she doesn't mind, the little slut.

I also go to the gym and am attractive.

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>>34682675
>>34682661
>fucking multiply girls at work

>>34682707
>>34682675
>>34682378
what the fuck happened to r9k?

>>34682661

Lying to strangers on the internet for (you)s.

Shameful, absolutely shameful.

Pretty common, for me at least.
I work in a hospital. In my 6 years there I've had 4 fuck buddies from within the hospital. It works best if no one else knows. And they all work in different departments and different shift. I'm working on a 5 one now. It's pretty great! :)

>>34682757
It's easy if you look decent and start making friends with them first. Seeing a man be platonic friends with other women makes them extremely jealous. It also raises your general mating value because they already know you're able to give women what they want.

>>34682779
/r9k/ was never your sekrit club, etc

>>34682795
OP asked, so I thought I'd reply with my personal experience. No lies today, boss.

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>>34681073
My old boss hired a really hot chick and one day me and my mates found out how much she was paid and it was 7 times more than us for "secretarial job".
Also the reason we found out is that she was a bit of a retard and gave the wrong papers to everyone so we kinda found out the salaries of everyone.

She either fucked the guy or was his daughter.
Electrical engineer here btw, on a small company but that honestly doesn't really affect the salaries that much since they tend to follow the average in the area.

Seriously, that day was the day I started asking myself if wasting 5 years of my life to get a degree were a good idea since I could have been just a girl and sucked dicks for much more.

>>34681073
Depends on the job.

For example, the food and drink industry is a degenerate fuckfest. All the employees are banging each other.

On the other hand, I work as a middle school teacher. Since most of my coworkers are middle-aged and married, there's not a whole lot of monkey business going on.

>>34681073
This is just a white people thing, its degenerate and feels dirty so they love it.

>>34682675
I have to agree with this anon. I worked for a large insurance company and remember fucking at least 10 girls over a 5 year period. Sometimes on premises, other times as casual dating. I was 26 at the time and the women ranged from 20-late 40's. I'm probably not bragging much since there was probably 1,500 employees in the building so I'd guess I fucked only 1% of the females. Now I'm ashamed of my lack of success.

Pretty common, used to do it a lot before

>>34682107
Not into cuck shit but sauce? This intrigues me

>>34683096
But then that same kind of situation blew up in my friend/colleagues face so I stopped.

One of my other colleagues just got a beautiful assistant who's super classy and obviously into me so Im thinking about getting back into office dating again. Only thing is it'd be actually romance not casual and I don't want that to blow up in my face and make things awkward

>>34682661
>>34682675
>>34683055
Lol plebs. I've fucked over 40 coworkers with some being college part timers and people on the job still respected my shit. Felt good fucking them in the stock room


T.walmart employer

>go to work for family business
>father and 4 sons
>one son doesn't work for the company. not sure why
>find the story
>gorgeous secretary works there... tall, thin, blond, dresses sharp
>father calls son about something. he doesn't answer
>calls again. doesn't answer
>he walks down the stairs to son's office and opens the door
>his son has the secretary bent over the desk and is fucking her
>shitstorm ensues
>son leaves the company. secretary stays. rumor has it her pay increased substantially

just isn't worth the risk if you ask me

>>34683115
l'm not a cuck either, l just enjoy interracial sex.

https://xhamster.com/movies/2640665/doggystyle_milf_in_the_backroom.html

This one is even hotter because they're in an empty room at work and you can hear people in the background:

https://xhamster.com/movies/4483418/hotel_employee_sucks_bbc.html

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>>34682779
reddit became a shithole and normies started coming here....

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My manager fucked her Chad employee and got a "warning" for it.

This thread is making me depressed.

orignala

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>used to work at fast food place when i was a teen for about 2 years
>half the staff is just teenagers as well
>about a year after i quit i run into old manager
>pretty chill guy
>starts talking about how everybody was hooking up with everybody
>literally EVERY teenager was hooking up with each other and going to parties after work
>mfw not once did they invite me, let alone got to fuck any of the girls
>just sitting there nodding and smiling while the manager tells me how x hooked up with y that one time
>mfw

>>34684983

Congrats you were the butt monkey.

>>34684983
Some people are not fit for breeding. You are one of those people.

Worked at a restaurant all the hostesses there are sluts got with 2 of them

Meh. It's whites and blacks thing. Asian guys will never have a chance.

>>34687026
And people with big dicks and muscular body of course

>>34681073
women will always fuck their bosses. It's the most common way for men's marriages to end. The woman starts fucking the guy with power over her.

>>34685129
Lol.
I hope one day I get the chance to eliminate life

>>34681073
I work in an office. There are 4 married women at my office that I know of having affairs with male coworkers. 3 are fucking their bosses at work and the other is just fucking a regular coworker. I know for a fact all 4 are married.

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>new office job
>everyone in my unit getting to know each other
>a lot of them look around my age
>they're all talking about their husbands and wives
>literally all of them are married

Its like no one is single in the real world

>>34687392
It's fine, just accept your relegation to prostitutes.

If i'm destined to not breed, i don't see why i should be moral. I don't see why i shouldn't kill people.

>>34681073
Fucked, two, one of which I'm technically currently fucking but it's been a few weeks.

Yes.

Like 2 in 20 of any group of mix gender people will have sex at some point in a work environment.

I know for a fact my 50 year old supervisor's supervisor is fucking a 31 year old chick who is married and has a kid (he's married too).

She 100% got the job based on the fact that she lets him fuck her (I saw her application, she only BARELY meets MQs for the job and has a history of disciplinary issues from her previous workplace), and it's painfully obvious, but you can't do anything without proof so whatever.

I don't have to cover the work she doesn't do, and I can't blame him for doing it. She's pretty cute.

>>34682849
Why do people do this? It is much more expensive than a hooker and dangerous. If he fires her for incompetence she sues him for harassment.

My middle school history teacher and math teacher were doing a lot of hokey pokey in the school after-hours. The janitor eventually found out and it was a shitshow. Especially because my history teacher was married. His spouse actually fucked the Math teacher up with some stiletto heels in the parking lot, then she divorced him. The Math teacher quit her job and the dude lost his a year later.

>>34688230

>Milfs and Teens >>> Hookers
>The danger only makes it better

I worked in a mechanical engineering office. I didn't know or hear of any affairs, but I was also social outcast so who knows. Would have loved to have fucked the 40-something milf with huge tits from HR though.

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>>34682675
Why do you think it's okay for you to post here?

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>>34681073
>TFW the hot girl at my work came onto me unprovoked last week
>Last night it was just her and I there and she did it again and we made out and I sucked on her tits while she grabbed my dick

My life just got turned upside down

>>34682849
Seven times? So she's making like half a million per year?

>>34683588
>l'm not a cuck either, l just enjoy interracial sex.
It don't work like that if you're white.

>>34681073
I used to fuck a co worker for two or three years straight

Been eyeing this qt at work and she's been eyeing me back I'm pretty sure
We're not in the same team and we're in the same room for like 5 mins in total.
Dunno what to do.
She's so qt tho

>>34689783
what was his name lol

>>34681073

Im fucking a co-worker. We're dating tho..one manager knows but shes chill af.

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Very very common, i work as a security guard and also do bouncer work at places like casinos / pokies.

The pokies for instance, everyone fucks each other. I spoke to one guy who fucked 4 co-workers and told him why he is shitting where he eats. His excuse was 'B-but where else am i going to meet girls?"

2 girls liked me, and i straight up told them i don't mix pleasure and business.

In my line of work, I travel a lot with a crew of 5 - 12 people so we stay at a lot of hotels obviously. The past couple years have been a fuck fiesta for me. It's the college experience I never had. I have actually got a bad reputation for fucking any half decent looking girl that gets hired. Luckily there's a high turnover rate so it never gets too awkward.

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>>34690260
>you will never be known as the guy that fucks anything that walks

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>>34689942
Don't fucking judge people by your own circumstances. If you're a security worker you're probably exactly the kind of knuckle-dragging thug that seems to be in fashion at the moment. You can get laid by being a neanderthal bully any time you like but the rest of have to take any chance we can get.

Seriously, why do you even come here? And I'm not even one of those autists who insists on turning suffering into a pissing contest but there should at least be a base level of disfunctionality required to post on this board.

>>34690396
It's a weird feel, anon, because I'm not that kinda guy at all. If we didn't stay at hotels all the time it wouldn't be so easy

>>34681073
It's common like everywhere else

Everybody is fucking these days

Aren't you?

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>>34690487
Wait, are you trying to say us guards are some alphas? Shit son, all i do is lift weights and work, but i've always known from the beginning never to shit where you eat.

>>34690562
What do you say/do to them to get em to fuck? Help out a robot

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>>34690626
>Having the luxury of shitting at all

Nigga I'm sat here with my butthole sewed shut. Try to show a little decorum

>>34689091
Not from burgerstan.
We get paid here around 3600 USD.

She was making a shitload of cash though, fuck if I had a pussy I would be riding that old fuck too for that much.

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>>34683144
>>34682661
I've fucked 36 coworkers in one week in my 20 person office.

>>34691238
>>34691238
Alcohol is almost always involved for the first few times because there's nothing else to do when you're out of town. Either me or the chick will complain about boredom, we end up hanging out in my hotel room on the bed chilling/watching TV and then everything just falls into place from there. I usually go in for a kiss when I'm at the 4 or 5 drink stage of not giving a fuck. Keep in mind, most of these chicks are EZ

>>34690260

What job blox blox

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>>34691628
Wow, it's that easy huh. Get them slightly drunk and go in for a kiss. You must look like chad.

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>>34687859
>If i'm destined to not breed, i don't see why i should be moral. I don't see why i shouldn't kill people.

Do this instead

>>34691803
Well I build up a cutesy repertoire at work with them first. I'm far from a chad, I pass as "cute" that's about it cuz I'm a scrawny little fuck

>>34691774
Inventory counting for random stores

About 50% of relationships start through work because it's basically where you spend the most time. If you're working 40hrs a week besides sleeping there probably isn't anything else you do for 40hrs.
The only time you'd have to be careful is if they're a cunt whose going to use it to get ahead by claiming sexual harassment or if you're their superior. But if she isn't a cunt then it would be fine

>>34681073
a high percentage of marriages are from people who met at work. so I would think so, I wouldn't know.

Military here, it's fucking unstoppable. Turn your back five seconds and everyone's fucking everyone else. I think I'm only safe from the 3DPD menace thanks to my waifu.

>>34691822
>get a load of this edge fund manager

In all seriousness fuck you, I'm as much of an embittered incel as the next guy but now's i'm gonna have trouble sleeping

>>34684683
You're fucking retarded. Kill yourself.

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>>34691822
lmao desu sempai

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>>34682378
>>34682661
>>34682675

Honestly the only thing sadder than robots are the pathetic normies that actually spend their time on this website seeking... what? Validation? What could you possible get out of this? Fuck off back to facebook.

>>34691822
Casey Anthony killed her own child and got the same treatment from men.