The imouto threads can't be dead, I just started getting

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I will anal bump this shit, yo

Second for Laura having celebration sex with her father.

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One more butthole bump just for good measure

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>>34673631
>tfw no imouto
Stop tormenting me with these threads of feels i will never have
REEEEEE

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>>34673687
>Cheaper than Dirt will never start selling guns featuring your waifu
Such a meager existence.

>>34673631
You feel like you're wearing onii-chan's T-shirt?

Apparently tickling Emma past the point where she tells me to stop makes her piss herself. At least we were in the shower when I found this out.

>>34673914
Oh sorry, I meant that I am wearing it.

>>34673910
I'd be too nervous about fucking up the paint job when I cleaned it. I have to be careful with my hipoint for that exact reason

>>34673914
That's usually what happens. Don't tease your imouto too hard.

I've been on four-chins for forever. I'll always be imouto-ing about, senpai. And to the guy who keeps wishing rage butt-fuckins upon me: SHHHH! Don't give him ideas! He reads these threads over my shoulder sometimes now that I'm outted.

>>34673914
Did you lick her clean?

>>34674028
It was cute though.

>>34674359
Sort of? She had already rinsed off though, it didn't taste out of the ordinary. Also I only got in there for a second before she kicked me. Not that I was actively trying to lick her pee or anything, I was just messing with her some more. I dunno why I'm into teasing her all of the sudden.

Goodnight weird people and Lucy.

Laura what ethnicity are you?

Hungry imouto guy, are you still here?

Oh, and to the anon asking for collar advice:
Nii-Chan's take: "Just do it. Just like come up behind her and put it on the bitch, you know? I mean, you know you could be nice and do it as foreplay I guess. Have you tried tying her up?"
My little addition: you could also explain how being collared is a scared bond and it comes with your guarantee that you will be a worthy Master and that you'll cherish her always... you know, if you wanna be a faggot about it. But bitches go in for that sort of thing. Or at least I do and I am a bitch.

>>34674656
Yes, but you're an adorable bitch

I wish I had a big brother to be an imouto to. Sadly I grew up with two sisters :/

>>34674980
B-b-but dat sapphic love tho!

>>34675151
I've shown my little sister these imouto wincest threads, and we both had that knowing look that that isn't gonna happen between us.

If anything would happen tho, it would be with my little sister instead of my big sister. Which is meh cus I still wouldn't be the imouto, hence tfw no big brother.

>>34675322
You should at least practice kissing with each other.

>>34675374
She's never kissed anyone, but I do feel a sort of overprotectivness about her kissing another boy. I don't want some weirdo to get to fresh.

>>34675411
>She's never kissed anyone, but I do feel a sort of overprotectivness about her kissing another boy. I don't want some weirdo to get to fresh.
Then hurry up and do it. Be her first kiss before some pervert steals it from her. You have to protect her.

It's past midnight and like a sensible human being I am drinking another mason jar of coffee. I'm going to spend my evening doodling a picture book and going for a comfy nightwalk with Nii-chan.

Wait what's happening? Lewd times with imouto?

>>34675881
What else are imoutos for?

>>34674604
Still white
>>34673699
Sadly no again, sorry to let everyone down again, when we got home there was a lot of giddiness because of how crazy the game was I fucking called it for the record so we were hugging a lot and we were talking about it a lot in his bed and I was trying to be subtle to I was just moving my legs around and rubbing his etc., might've been too subtle because he didn't acknowledge it
He's on his way out for the day, he asked "who the fuck are you texting at this hour" and I don't know I found it funny

Buckle up Bumperoo

Oreimo morning omlettttte bump

My mother is remarrying soon guys
I will soon officially have an imouto, although not by blood

>>34674656
>>34675151
Do you have a discord account?

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>>34678218
>I will soon officially have an imouto, although not by blood

Congratulations anon, but keep in mind she doesn't automatically become your cute imouto. You have to prove yourself worthy to be her brother.

>>34678474
I have prepared myself to be an upstanding onii-chan worthy of her

The closest I've ever have as a lover is my sister. Should I just do it with her?
She never reject or run away from my advances when we're alone together, and only time she's anxious is when there's other people in home beside us.

>Mother not particularly feminine.
>Have brother who is not on good terms with me.
>Raised around mostly males.
>If I had an imouto...

I might not be so retarded around females.
Oh well. I guess this thread isn't for me.

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>>34673631
>pic related is how I feel right now

My imouto used to have such a lovely fragrance until she started smoking. T_T

>>34678580
Beat up your butch mom with your dick

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>>34678577
>Should I just do it with her?

I recommend against it, just because there is an absence of rejection doesn't mean she is willing to go further.

>>34679036
I should smell alright. One of his friends puked on me which is why I was wearing it. I took a shower and used his roommate's girlfriend's stuff because she had some there.

As a newfag on this board: So people in this thread are actively trying to have sex with members of their family or its all just roleplaying bullshit?

>>34680001
Some are real, some are not. I'll let you decide who fits which category, but we would prefer you kept it to yourself. We have a really nice community, the traditional attitude of 4chan doesn't really exist here. Please be kind to everyone and be happy.

>>34680001
Lurk moar
Original blend of spices including oregano, cinnamon, and parsley

>>34680001
Its a mystery. In all honesty prolly a mix of both. Also oreimo bump

>>34680037
Blow your retarded Redditnigger brains out you cum guzzling cockgoblin

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>>34680063

Keep Calm and Love Imouto, no fighting in this thread.

>>34680063
Ty for the bump friendo ^w^

>>34679933
Now you've said that. I feel funny. I think what I wanted most is to have a relation ship with imouto like one would be in animu. Like, warm, cute, full of laughs, even without sex.

I don't even know why it turned this way.

>>34676790
>he asked "who the fuck are you texting at this hour" and I don't know I found it funny
>Not answering "My boyfriend."

>>34680314
Thisssss

Make him jealous and.or annoy him.

College girl, did you go to your brother's superbowl party like you should have, or did you stay in your room and make him feel unloved?

>>34680712
The next time they meet should be private so they talk about relationship moving forward.
And so afterward she can have unprotected sex with her brother filling her womb with his familial cum.

>>34680712
Yeah, I went. It didn't really go well. As I expected there were a bunch of loud chad-types getting drunk. I had a couple drinks on the request of my brother but they didn't sit well. At around 10:00 I somehow fell asleep on the couch while everyone else was drinking and partying. Then I was woken up by someone puking on me, which was wonderful. So I went and took a shower and got in my brother's bed. I made this thread and then barely stayed awake enough to read replies for a few minutes until crashing. Some time in the night my brother got in bed with me, he greeted me by groping me. I didn't feel good physically or mentally and didn't want it. I didn't have any panties on so he went straight for my vag after I pushed him off my butt. He was really, really drunk. I managed to get him to sleep in the living room. Then I left as soon as I woke up again and then fell asleep in my dorm room off and on until now. Luckily I only have one class today.

>>34676790
Laura have you thought about writing a letter about your feelings to your dad? I don't know if actually giving it to him is a good idea, but it should at least help you sort out your feelings a bit better.

>>34681135
>Then I was woken up by someone puking on me
Fucking disgusting, God what an asshole.

>He was really, really drunk. I managed to get him to sleep in the living room.
How easy was that? Considering he likely wanted sex.

>>34681252
I think the guy was trying to grab something next to me, I don't know. I remember feeling something warm hit me and a bunch of people shouting stuff like "OH SHIT" "FUCK DUDE WATCH OUT" and then looking down and it was all over me. I really vomited in response but I managed to keep it in.

It was hard. I had to push him off of me multiple times and tell him to stop. Eventually I ended up saying something like "This is your sister, you need to stop and go somewhere else" and he hobbled out.

>>34681415
Sorry, I meant to say that I nearly vomited in response

>>34681415
Why reject him?

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I'm not sure it's 100% on-topic with this thread, but I reconnected with my little brothers recently and they both have kids now. I guess they grew up while I was away.

>>34681461
Because he was crazy drunk and I felt terrible. I don't want some half-conscious guy grinding his half chub into me while I feel like crap, I don't care who it is.

>>34681415
>"This is your sister, you need to stop and go somewhere else"
Ouch, If he remembers this, it's gonna sting.

>>34681648
I don't see what you mean. He didn't have any control over himself, he should understand why I pushed him away when he's sober.

>>34681728
Drunk or not, he's gonna be upset at himself for trying to force himself on you.

>>34681775
I guess. I don't really see what else I could do other than just let him do his thing, which I really did not want to do. This is turning out to be a lot more complicated than I expected.

>>34681893
What you did was the right thing to do, drunk sex is something that people should not engage in.
Don't give up just because he got drunk and horny one time.
The key to any healthy relationship is (sober) communication, talk to him about how you feel and where you want your relationship to go.
I believe in you.

>>34681893
Are you gonna tell him to stop and forget about you or are you gonna let him continue?

>>34681238
Having to put my feelings into words helps me sort through them, that's a part of the reason I like posting
Maybe giving it to him could help, I like the idea, thank you
>>34680314
Well I was focusing on not saying "I'm not texting, I'm posting about my sexual feelings for you on an anonymous Mongolian basket weaving forum and they repeatedly encourage me drugging and raping you"

>>34682393
Speaking of rape, do it, ride him like there's no tomorrow, MAKE him cum inside you

>>34682014
Yeah it's not a good idea. I don't really know where I want to take things though. I feel like it's all lust and sexual desire and I'm thinking about if it's healthy. I'm worried that he might be somewhere else mentally and that it means more to him than that.

>>34682031
I don't want to see him right now. All I want to do is lay in bed and do nothing. I can figure out what I'm going to tell him another time.

>>34682414
Still don't want a brotherson/duaghtster

>>34682606
>not
If he knocks you up he'll be forced to accept your love

>>34682466
Reminder you're a slut and he's gonna crush your skull with his thighs

>>34682606
Don't try anything that could ruin your relationship.

Which might be kind of hypocritical for me to say, as the first suggestion I gave you was to "start rubbing your cooter on his power pole when he's asleep"

But I've given you a lot of good advice in the past month, so I guess it makes up for that.

>>34682731
>start rubbing your cooter on his power pole when he's asleep
>bad advice

>>34682655
I don't think that's how that'd work
>>34682731
I remember being really serious and then reading "power pole" and laughing my ass off
But yea, someone called me a dumb selfish cunt or something along those lines for not thinking about my dad's feelings and I realized I was being kind of an asshole so I made sure that no matter what I'm putting our relationship as family first by a mile, at the end of all this I still want my dad
Thanks for any past advice too

>>34683062
Any time you need us, we'll be here for you Laura.

>>34683236
I'll only be here for her if she's still going for her dad, I'm not gonna be helping her accomplish nonincest

Serious question, do you think calling a bf "big brother" can and maybe will catch up similarly in the way girls can sometimes call their bfs "daddy"?

The way things have been progressing I'm assuming Pat's next update is
>I gave in
>I came buckets in Em
>We're gonna be parents
Anyone got name suggestions?

>>34683500
>girls with daddy issues can sometimes call their bfs "daddy"

Fixed that for you

>>34683500
It might. Only time will tell.

>>34683503
Pattie and Emmett

>>34683503
Some guy mentioned Emette and Patricia I liked those.

>>34683533
I'm saying as a social thing. Cus "daddy" has been pretty commonplace in 20th and 21st century.

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>3 sisters
>oldest one is 11

>>34683684
Make sure you protect them all to your fullest potential. Be there for them, help them, give them advice.

>>34683684
>The legnendary 4-some pedo-siscon has finally revealed himself.
Fuck them and then come back and post results.

>>34683678
>as a social thing

What? I'm saying that women are naturally crazy, and those with daddy issues are just no good.

What's up everyone? It's been a while.

Things are starting to slow down, it's almost like my sister has pretty much just moved in with me now. I got a better job and I'm looking to start training to be a tradesman soon. I haven't decided between HVAC and electrician though. I decked her out in some new clothes and she seems happier than ever. I'm also going to try and get something better for the living room for me to sleep on. We still share a bed but I want her to have a bedroom and I'm okay with giving up mine for her. She still has these "dead phases" though where she just curls up in her bed and doesn't do anything. She just keeps quiet and lays in the dark. I join her during those occasionally like if they're bad and she's crying or something along those lines.

The whole sexual interest thing has been fluctuating. Some days she's normal and it's like she's just my sister. Other days she's clearly trying to show her self off a little and get handsy. She's started sleeping in nothing but a t shirt regularly which has been awkward but I'm handling myself fine.

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>>34683684
>that feel when 2 sisters
>that feel when oldest one is also 11

>>34683236
Thanks, I like you guys a lot, I'm hesitant to use the word "friend" most of the time but I don't think any other word would fit
<3
Sorry it took so long to reply, I made a bagel, put it in the toaster oven, went to the living room for a minute, and couldn't find my phone for the life of me until I sat on the oven and realized I left it on a burner
Yes my fucking feet dangle, fight me

>>34683957
Glad to know you two are doing okay.

>She still has these "dead phases" though where she just curls up in her bed and doesn't do anything. She just keeps quiet and lays in the dark. I join her during those occasionally like if they're bad and she's crying or something along those lines.
Join her as in lay next to her or cuddle with her? Because you should be cuddling with her in those situations.

>>34684044
Yeah, that's what I mean. Usually she balls herself up pretty tight so I can wrap myself around her and be like a blanket or something. Or she'll roll over and put her head in my chest.

>>34683957
How did you handle her being upset and jealous over your co-worker?

>>34684006
I see you as a friend.

>Yes my fucking feet dangle, fight me
Smol girls=Best girls

>>34684163
Really I just brought it up and said that she needed help and that's it. I proved myself by not making contact with her outside of work because I wouldn't have anyways and my sister figured it out and we're good.

>>34683957
>>34684091
It's good to hear from you, I kinda worry sometimes in the back of my head, glad things are going well. I'm not gonna try and offer advice like I'm a child psychologist or something
All I can say is about her "showing herself off", I do the same shit, it started off as trying to get my dad's attention but now I can't stand wearing pants at home unless it's 3 degrees, eventually it'll just be habit for her regardless of how she feels, maybe get her some boyshorts or volleyball shorts for the house

Side note, I don't know what HVAC is but I have an uncle who's an electrician and he makes good money

>>34684271
>I don't know what HVAC is
heating, ventilation and air conditioning

>>34684252
Anything else worth mentioning? Any cute or lewd(like her moves on you) stories?

>>34684271
That might be a decent idea. I don't mind her dressing down, I have way more self control than I thought, it's probably just a good idea for her to have more than panties, or the occasional thong, or nothing on down there.

>>34684332
Mostly she just does stuff like conveniently bend over when I'm looking or moving her clothes around to make it easier see stuff while trying to make it look like she's just adjusting or stretching. I woke up with my hand on her crotch once, I'm certain she moved it there. I was on my back, she was too but tilted just slightly so she was still leaning against me some. I remember having my arm on her chest, when I woke up it was smack dab on her vagina. Part of the reason why I'm looking to give myself somewhere else to sleep is because I'm worried that it's unhealthy for her to consider going to bed as an opportunity to try to be sexual. She's 15, she needs to have a normal sleeping situation.

>>34684519
Oh shit, my chest. Not her chest. I had my arm on my chest. I think if I was clutching a boob the situation would be much different, but I was not.

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>>34684548
>Not her chest
>Oh shit

>>34684519
Wonder how she feels about being 'rejected' all the time.

>>34684166
Yea but I want to dunk, even Woody Harrelson dunked in the end, I'm not putting that in spoilers the movie is older than me
On the serious side, what's the good part about smaller girls? I always hear that guys don't like taller girls but I never got why
>>34684322
Ah
>>34684519
You seem like you've got this, you're nice and responsible, I think you'll make a good dad one day

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>>34673914
Did em talk to her older sister about your relationship?

>>34684954
>what's the good part about smaller girls

Even if you're a manlet you still get to be the big spoon

>>34684954
>Yea but I want to dunk
You can stand on my shoulders

>what's the good part about smaller girls?
I'm not really sure, but being easier to pick up and cuddle with is a good point.
From what I just read, "There is evidence that short women are more feminine than tall women because estrogen levels, which inhibit bone growth, are higher in them."

>>34685038
what

>>34685165
>>34684985
Okay, I asked and got answers that don't seem sarcastic or half serious

>>34685038
i cannot even...

you cant even post in faces of /b/ anymore let alone on some board that moves at a snails pace and archives.

>>34685689
Fuck I missed it who's face?

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>>34685712
this thing, what i meant is that posting yourself here is the absolute dumbest shit you can do.

>>34685712
I'm pretty sure it was just some rando

It was just a weird post overall

seeing how you guys are absolute siscons here can anyone recommend any manga ?
ive probably seen all the great anime revolving around the subject so this is why ask for manga.

>>34684954

Most men have a preference for smaller women probably because of its perceived relation to femininity.

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>>34683503
I didn't, I didn't, and we're not. The only sperm I expelled yesterday is in her stomach.

>>34683667
>>34683665
I like how everyone assumes we'll have a boy and a girl. It's like you fuckers want the inbreeding to keep going or something.

>>34684962
Did you miss the stuff that happened last weekend, or do you mean since then? There's nothing new to report on that front. If you missed it, the tl;dr is that Emma told our sister she likes me a lot, but tried to make it sound one-sided and I later denied that we're boning. She also told our sister I used to have a crush on her for some stupid fucking reason.

>>34685930
>It's like you fuckers want the inbreeding to keep going or something.
Well it's going to be in their genes anyway, the only way to stop it is if you only have one child and I doubt Em is letting you off the hook that easily.

>>34685930
Is Emma's pubic region still as smooth as a little girl's?

>have older sister
>all experiments and incest crap happened with cousins
>why live

>>34686095
I have two cousins and the both fucked eachother, and so since I've been 12 the family have since been careful not to leave the rest of us girls alone playing with our other cousins. Also fucked up her little brother.

>>34686058
I'm pretty sure the desire to inbreed isn't hereditary, me and Em are just fucking weirdos. I'm sure the chances are that our kid(s) will be normal in comparison.

>>34686067
It's getting a little stubbly, but it's not terrible. Em's annoyed by it though, she doesn't like shaving her crotch directly and she doesn't wanna wax again just yet.

>>34686369
Then tweeze those fuckers out for her like a good big brother

>>34682655
a while back there was a fembot who held her dad down down and had her way with him. he was upset but blamed himself. when she got pregnant, though, it was too much and he abandoned her.

just saying.

>>34686428
Tweezing hair should only be done around the labia, not around panty line or mound. Unless you want ingrowns. Suggest Nair for panty line and mound. It's less bothersome and gives the same look as waxing without the pain and $$. Don't use it around butt hole or vagina tho.

>>34686575
>Don't use it around butt hole or vagina tho.
Are you speaking from experience?

> tfw 5' 10"
> tfw ungainly ogre of a bitch

I wish I came in fun size like Laura. I'm so jelly ;~;

>>34686656
No. Just obv that Nair shouldn't be used around sensitive areas. I usually shave.

>>34686690
At least you can take a punch

>>34686690
Or Lucy, people fail to mention it but she's 5'3" and just over 100lbs. I'm always curious if she's secretly adopted or something because based on the way she describes her siblings she's much smaller and doesn't have similar features.

>>34686745
rip

>>34686690
>tfw BDSM is an inch taller than you.
Anything lewd worth greentexting? I miss your greentexts-

>>34686575
That's the thing, she'll shave almost everything except the vagina itself (Apparently she nicked something down there once, she wouldn't elaborate). Not that it's a huge problem or anything, when we started doing this she was a little fuzzy, but the hair was barely visible and pretty soft so I didn't give a fuck. It's just a little shitty now that it's growing back in.

>>34686690
Big girls can be cute. I'm a man of extremes, I like either a small girl I can smush or a tall girl I can get smushed by.

>>34686920
Is Em a big girl?

>>34686955
No, I think she's 5'6".

>>34686920
>or a tall girl I can get smushed by.
Is your onee-chan bigger than you?

>>34686971
Not really. We're both 5'10", she's maybe a fourth of an inch taller.

>>34687105
Is H still trying to kidnap you and lock you in her sex dungeon?

Also is your older sister heavier than you?

are these threads about fucking little sisters?

im not sure

>>34687313
No, they're about tenderly loving your little sisters.

>>34687313
>>34687341
Or just your family in general.

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>>34686690
You're not an ogre, you're just a full grown adult unlike me, long story short I was joking around with K last week or so and he indirectly compared me to a 12 year old boy face wise, and then his 2 year old nephew
And I'm now swan, I trip a lot but I got the hang of it and started landing on my feet at least 60% of the time
>>34686745
Also this, I say "fight me" a lot but I doubt there's anyone here I could actually fight and not be destroyed by in a matter of seconds, the last time I was in a fight was before puberty really took full swing and made everyone noticably larger than me
>>34686760
You either have is confused or we really are sister
I prefer the latter

>>34687304
No, unless sabotaging my lunch again is part of her plan.

I'm not sure how heavy she is, she's pretty fit but not all that muscular. Now I kinda wanna try picking her up, bleh.

>>34687492
Pick her up and rail her, make em watch as you impregnate another woman
Make her clean your cock off when your done

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>>34687514
>encouraging infidelity

Does anybody have the greentext from an older imouto thread about a NEET raping his little sister? It was in three parts IRCC

>>34687492
>sabotaging my lunch again
Please elaborate.

>>34687466
>I doubt there's anyone here I could actually fight and not be destroyed by in a matter of seconds
I think you could beat Lucy.
And technically me, because I wouldn't fight back.

Also clumsiness can be cute to an extent, but how do you end up tripping so much that you "got the hang of it?"

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I'm new to the thread, are there actual imouto relationships described here?
I'm all about cute awkward real life stories

>>34687763
>I'm all about cute awkward real life stories
Then you're going to love Bearguy.

>>34687789
Yeah, has he even kissed his sister yet?

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>>34687763
Read the archives, these threads started getting good around November. Pat's stories have been the cutest so far. Beargguy's have been the awkwardest, but there isn't a lot of cute in his stories.

>>34687813
Yeah he has, though I think they have just been little pecks on the lips.

How have you been Lucy?
Has anything interesting happened?

>>34687845
Is he the most awkward person that has ever been on this board? I mean, come on. How long has all this been going on for?

>>34687867
>Is he the most awkward person that has ever been on this board?
Could be, he's been trying for over 2 months and still hasn't dicked her.

>>34687941
Ah fuck me, I meant to quote >>34687879

>>34687972
Damn, and I thought I had no game.

>>34687686
Oh, Mr. Hit me til you're tuckered out because I'm big and you're small
I don't know how, I just fall a lot and I still start falling a lot, my ass just hits the ground less
I also drop cups a lot, but despite my relatively small hands, I can catch pretty well and have decent hand eye coordination
>>34687789
Roode

>>34688002
Yep, Bearguy makes everyone look like Chad.

>>34687514
No thanks.

>>34687686
She just invaded my normally peaceful lunch break in order to talk about nothing, invite me to a party on friday and to very subtly complain that she still can't find a roommate.

>>34687822
He's 30? Wizardry is its own reward, I guess.

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>>34684962
It would have taken two second in paint to get rid of it. Like really dude?

>>34688150
>invite me to a party on friday
What did you say?

>>34686787
Aww thank you. Having someone enjoy my overwrought prose keeps me motivated. Our cousin is visiting so I'm kinda busy taking turns bashing the yen outta niggas in Yakuza 0 but when he takes off I'll have a bit of downtime.

Dude has anyone else gotten down on Yakuza? The scene where Kuze rode down Kiryu in the sewer and told him he wasn't shit was inspirational. >>34686920
I feel a little less self-conscious now. Thank you.
>>34687466
Tiny=adorable. I want to keep you and Lucy in my pockets.
>>34687879
I give the lad a run for his money. He can at least blend into society and his sperg-outs are kinda adorable in a way. One of these days he'll do it. Do your best, Bearguy!

>>34688281
Friday's when we're leaving for the cabin. I didn't tell her that though, I just said I'm busy. She got a little pouty and said I'm no fun.

>>34688313
>his sperg-outs are kinda adorable

Are you serious? Maybe if he was a girl, and that's because girls get free passes on shit like that.

>>34688129
>Mr. Hit me til you're tuckered out because I'm big and slightly masochistic, but not near the level of BDSM Imouto, and also I have no reason to hurt you, and you're a smol qt that doesn't deserve to be beaten up
Fixed that for you

>>34688351
Why didn't you invite H to your cabin party?

>>34688425
Because she probably would've said yes, and we can't have that.

>>34688458
You're never gonna have an orgy at this rate, Pat.

>>34688473
The only thing he needs to have is baby making sex with Em.

>>34688458
I remember you talking about H having an unattractive face, is it really that bad?
Not that I'm condoning the idea of reciprocating her advances.

>>34688458
>Pat didn't propose to Em on her birthday
>They didn't have a fake-pseudo marriage.
>If you had proposed Em wouldn't have told anyone about the cabin.
>You could have had your honeymoon on a cabin all alone, where you could cum inside her all you want.
How did you fuck up this badly.

>>34688510
That would only ruin his life at this point. A 1-man, 4-woman orgy would make his life better.

>>34688569
>A 1-man, 4-woman orgy would make his life better

How so?

>>34688365
Dude everyone spazzes the fuck out sometimes. It's like swapping stories of how you got your scars. You get old and shit like that matters so much less. We're all just people doing the best we can, so I find fuck-ups and the little shit that make us human endearing. Then again I'm completely divorced from reality and society so take it for what its worth lol

What are the chances of having an imouto equally enthusiastic about being filled with cum, I'm legit jealous and all I can do is wish good luck

>>34688628
I dunno, maybe he'll end up with 4 sets of twins instead of just one.

>>34688554
It's fine, I was being petty when I said she has a stupid face. I think the first time I mentioned her I said she'd be pretty good looking if Em didn't exist.

>>34688473
I know, I'm sorry. Actually I'm not, but still.

>>34688510
Someday.

>>34688562
She said going alone would be suspicious anyway, I don't think that would've happened. I'll propose soonish. It's been nagging at me and I kinda just wanna get it over with.

>>34688648
>that feel when you don't even know how you got most of your scars
I'm just saying, I feel like I should be embarrassed for him or something. I can't help the feeling. Still, I refuse to believe anyone "fucks up" as much as he has.

>>34688666
Go away Satan, H, Emfriend and this other ho who may or may not come are the last people I would want to reproduce with.

>>34688692
Remember to take a pic of the ring and show it to us before proposing, and also remember to stream the 'wedding.'

>>34688732
That sounds like a great way to invite the police to our wedding.

>>34688786
Why would they even care?

>>34688786
Fine record it and put mosaics on your faces and alter your voices, then upload it.

>>34688425
I'm gonna take out my anger in myself and play Overwatch then ask why I did this to myself when I see someone play Symmetra on fucking payload
This is your fault Mild Masochist man
And my dad should be home soon and I want to talk to him anyways

>>34688879
Alright, have "fun." Did you start the letter yet?

>>34688941
I'll start after this game

First fucking game down 40 elo average, but it's Li Jang tower and I got Tracer so I might be able to carry

>>34689055
what is the letter about?

>>34689096
"Dear Dad, I want you to fuck my brains out, why aren't you doing it yet?"

>>34689162
I wasn't aware of Laura's situation but I'm rooting for her now got damn

>>34689162
>that feel when your daughter wants to fuck your brains out, but won't love you

>>34689162
Not quite right but close enough I guess.
>>34689177
Careful, incest threads are addictive.

>>34689162
No it has to be sweeter an more sincere than that. Something along the lines like "thank you for taking such good care of me, and I wish I could do the same in return. I love that I can always count on you, and you are always on my mind."

>>34689226
You make her sound like his wife.

>>34689264
That's what she wants to be though.

>>34689264
With an extreme amount of luck, one day she will be.

>>34689225
My life is pretty uneventful but reading about incest romances makes it worth it, I'm gonna stick around

Really curious how that kind of relationship looks like in real life

>>34689217
>tfw HSG won't pound his sister like she deserves
>tfw Lucy probably will never get to experience a beautiful, romantic relationship with her sister
>tfw IC will probably fail to handle his situation and get busted for impregnating his sister
>tfw BDSM Imouto will never receive the love she gives in return
>tfw Andrea anorexia girl is probably actually dead
>tfw beargguy will never stop spilling speghetti

>>34689302
But he already has a wife. I don't think polygamy is a thing in most places.
It's probably a thing in more places than incest, though.

>>34689353
>But he already has a wife
That's where you're wrong, kiddo

>>34689264
And what's so wrong about that exactly?

Comentario originalle

>>34689340
I haven't seen IC lately, when did he last post?

>>34689353
>He reasons that he already has a wife
>is in an imouto thread

Anything is possible in these threads anon

>>34681775
More then that. He is going to remember, perhaps even subconsciously that being siblings is a reason to stop. Not good.

>>34682014
Absolutely true and untrue at the same time. While being drunk is perhaps the best time to express physical and emotional attraction. Less inhibitions, but whiskey dick is really not a good thing for either party. The correct answer was as she did before. Oral stimulation. As he was the heavily drunk one, suggesting he complete a task, say preparing her for intercourse, would have been better. If he was too drunk to finish, he would blame himself, not her, or their familial relationship like he could now, even subconsciously.

>>34681893
Physical relationships are always complicated. Add taboo social mores into it and it gets even more so.

>>34682466
Also, the longer you wait, the more time he has to form his own opinion and put thought behind it. Thereby making it harder to remove him from said conclusion, whatever it may be. Talk before rest. Rest allows things to fester. Clean the wound first.

>>34689379
Isn't gay marriage a fairly recent thing? I'm pretty sure marriage between siblings and the like isn't legal yet.

>>34688694
I've got a quarter century of spergin' under my belt. I've definitely fucked up more than Bearguy. I just got the aforementioned free pass because life on easy mode. Even then that'll only take you so far before you're the Weird Girl. I've just embraced my fate. It's like "Whoops I said something fucking obnoxious and everyone is starting again. Shruuuug. Is what I do."
The first time a dude took me on a date (was completely unaware it was a date because boys are weird and I want to play Morrowind and what's all this?) he tried to kiss me and I jerked violently away and he got my cheek so I just kinda kissed his cheek back but I slobbered all over him. He looked at me funny and kept trying to soldier through my weapons-grade autismo (bless him), but the fucking coup de grace was when he said I had such smooth skinwalkers and I blurted "Like a penis?!" way too loud because "smooth like a penis" was a catchphrase the normos used at the time. My social skills have not improved.

>>34689476
> tfw you've gone so far off the deep end your phone autocorrects "skin" to "skinwalkers"

>>34689476
>he tried to kiss me and I jerked violently away and he got my cheek

I've mastered the art of kiss avoiding, despite not a lot of people trying it on me. I'd even say I'm the best at it. But I never get into situations like those, as I happen to have enough foresight to avoid them. If you put me in a hypothetical situation, and ask me how I'd get out of it, I'd tell you that I'd never be in that situation in the first place. I can't tell you how thankful I am to have as much foresight as I do.

>>34689476
You actually have autism dont you?

I find it really insensitive when people refer to Beargguy as "Bearguy."

>>34689621
What's the extra g for anyway?

>>34689476
You are but a little baby
>tfw first and only gf tried to free me of my kissless status and I yelled no in her face

>>34689462
To be honest this all ending might be better than me trying to push it. I just think he's hot and could fuck me until I can't remember my name, I'm not in some crazy romance novel. What he was trying to do was unhealthy and not appropriate. I didn't want to do it. There wasn't a reason for me to just put up with it for the sake of his feelings.

>>34689640
If she wasn't so intimidated, you left yourself fully open, she could've stolen your kiss virginity right there.

>>34689638
Gutless? Goober? Gelatinous? Gravy? Great?

>>34689661
>he doesn't think autism would have kicked in and violently shoved her
I picked up my mom and threw her away from me when she tried to hug me once, I have a very strong aversion to forced contact

>>34689674
You forgot groovy. Or gangsta. Maybe gay? Is that why he's so not into his sister?

>>34689705
>gay?
You gay and also a sissexual

Can we all agree that the social stigma around incest makes so sense? I've ranted about it here already, but I don't see why the romance between those two particular adults should be forbidden.

>>34689608
I've never been formally diagnosed with anything but bipolar disorder <insert jerking-off hand motion here>, but uh...yeah. I'd definitely say there's something wrong with me.

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/r9k/, help me.

I have a brother that's nine years older than me and I've always had a bit of a crush on him. He's really talented at guitar, muscular, cute, etc. But he's such a norman and he always ignores me for his makeup-caked ~alternative~ normie gf.

How do I get him to pay attention to me?
Even if he'll never harbor romantic feelings for me. I just want more of his attention.

>>34689696
>I picked up my mom
You must be a big guy.

>>34689749
I'm a manlet to be honest familia

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>>34689744
>~alternative~ normie gf
>gf

>>34689744
Try spending more time with him. Ask him to help you try out any hobbies he has, like playing guitar. Hug him, tell him you love him.

>>34689781
Is your mom a dwarf?

>>34689744
Are you a fag or a grill?

>>34689730
I think you're just gay and fat.

>>34689818
Nah she's probably normal height wise, retard strength must have kicked in

>>34689659
If it makes you happy to end it, then do so. But it sounds more like fear. As far as what he was doing, yes, it was. But he was drunk which is also unhealthy and not appropriate. As is incest. You don't do these things because they are health or appropriate. You do them because they make you feel good. You want that to stop. Then stop it. Make the decision. You want it to continue, you continue it and realize that what you say and do will have consequences that could ruin it before you are done with it.

Either enjoy it, and work to keep enjoying it, or toss it aside and move on. But stop complaining about making that decision, even to yourself in your bed.

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>>34689819
I'm a girl (female).

>>34689817
I do have a guitar, which admittedly I'm not too talented at playing. I didn't pick it up as naturally as he did. Sounds like good advice, thanks Anon.

How should I spend more time together if he moved out and I didn't (yet)?

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>>34689638
who knows, it probobly stands for "gunpla" since they like to through in a lot of extra Gs in Gunpla Builders and Build Fighters.

>>34689476
>The first time a dude took me on a date
Shame on you, not saving your first date for your Nii-chan, he better have punished you good for this.

>>34689744
Take an interest in his hobbies. Even if you ultimately find it boring or you suck at it at least you tried something new and he'll see you trying. You could try telling him his guitar-ing has inspired you to see if musical talent is hereditary and ask for a lesson. Ask his opinions in things and take his advice. Tell him you want to be closer to him.

>>34689859
>As is incest
>he says this in an incest thread
>implying it isn't purest love
All those filthy nbr whores will never love you as much.

>>34689865
Is moving in with him a possibility? Go to a movie together, ask him to go out and have lunch with you, anything that would involve you and him being together without his gf being there.

>>34689659
When you 2 had oral, you said he wanted to go all the way, but stopped him because of his knee, if his knee had been ok, would you have fucked him?

Choked away a fucking 2-0 lead after our Ana switched to fucking Junkrat
I don't get people's motivation, why, why does this happen to me? What did I do? I lost 34 elo because I tried my hardest
>>34689177
Anyways the letter is meant to be my feelings for my father written down in plain English since saying them hasn't gone so well for me and I can't get the words out right, so I'm gonna right it down and maybe give it to him
For context, I don't just want to fuck my dad, I do want a lot more than that (no kids with him, I desperately want to be a mother but I'll take the trade) but it's looking unlikely, he and my mother are divorced but recently got back together, like a few days after I told him how I feel and tried to kiss him multiple times
I'm not touching this game for the rest of the night, maybe week so I'm here for a while
My dad's home but I think he's gonna go pass out soon, he's in the shower now I'm not trying anything before anyone says anything

>>34689744
>I just want more of his attention
How fucking old are you? Jesus Christ, women never change.

>>34689987
Just take a little peek, he'll never know

>>34690011
I'm a guy and I'd like my sister's attention as well, stop trying to insert your moronic reasoning here

>>34689744
Best bet, enter his orbit more regularly. Arrange to do things he likes with him or near him. Keep your selfish, me time to a minimum when he is available. Become friendly with those he aims to make his GF. See what he sees in them and look for that in yourself. Magnify those parts. Be nice. Be friendly. Be endearing. Make him see all the things he wants in his life, around you.

His brain will do the rest.

>>34689987
>I'm not trying anything before anyone says anything
>not hugging him and telling him you love him

>>34689987
How did he respond to your confession and the kiss attempts? I hope he didn't get too weirded out or anything

>>34689833
But I'm not even lonely, anon.
>>34689903
We weren't thinking of each other like that then. Well I was, but it was still a shameful mortifying secret. But it just goes to show that if you don't go for it someone will snatch up the object of your affection. He never would have dated birthrate if I had told him the truth. This is why we don't keep secrets from each other now.

>>34690043
She just sounds like she wants attention for attention's sake.

>>34689973
I'm not entirely sure if I would have or not. I wasn't fully in the mood at the time but I doubt he would fail to seduce me if he tried hard enough. The knee was a good and quick excuse while I was still sane.

>>34690084
Birthrate. Bitchface. Same thing right, autocorrect?

>>34690084
>This is why we don't keep secrets from each other now
Can you say "too little, too late"?

>>34689987
I tried to tell you overwatch is a bad game that only brings pain and suffering in a not-good way.
So besides four channel, video games, spending time with your dad, and housekeeping, what do you do all day?

>>34689987
Servicing others and getting no recognition for it, makes people stop doing it. Being the healer and getting no credit, makes it no fun. So switch to a fun hero and enjoy. There is your motivation. It feels good. Doesn't matter that it would feel better to just win. People do what feels good for them, RIGHT NOW.

Next time, try giving some cheers, or even just a thanks to your healer. Hard to do in that game, I know, but try it. Even just while your waiting for the team to pile up and head out together. A little morale building goes a long way to make people willing to suffer some more for the sake of the team.

Also, you could have just picked up the slack yourself.

>>34690151
Only if you're a little fuckboi what gives up like a fucking chump. Not in my personal lexicon, anon

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>>34689914
>>34689966
>>34690048
Thank you all for the good advice! I'm screenshotting these and keeping them for future reference.

>>34690096
I don't mean attention for attention's sake. I mean to be cared about by my brother, to talk to him regularly, etc. I'm sorry if the way I put that made me sound like an attention whore.

I just feel like I'm not a priority to him because he doesn't try to talk to me often, and when I do text him he takes ages to respond. He's unresponsive with everyone though.

>>34690271
What was that, about you being second?
There are some things that just can't be fixed.

>>34690011
That is a little sister trying to reshape the bond with her big brother. There is never anything wrong with that.

>>34690221
>Overwatch
>enjoy
Is that even possible?

>Also, you could have just picked up the slack yourself.
Don't talk down on her like that.

>>34690274
Good luck. I hope to hear good news from you soon.

>>34690349
Not if she just wants attention. She can get that from the rest of the world.

>>34690079
He just kept saying no and I got up and ran to my room
He just sat outside it and threatened my fruit until I came out
From all our conversations, I'll just try and sum it up
He doesn't want any sort of relationship like that, regardless of how I feel, he hasn't been mad or anything since we mutually agreed to put our family relationship first, I tried a few other things, asking him if I could kiss him, straddling him after the Patriots won the conference championship, and probably something else
It could be worse, he still lets me sleep in his bed and we still hang out, all things considered my hopes seem dead and buried but I'm having a hard time moving on
>>34690221
I PERSONALLY WAS SPAMMING THANK YOU IN THE CHAT BECAUSE I WAS ZOOMING AROUND AND HE WAS STILL HITTING ME, I PLAY HEALER IF I HAVE TO AND DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING EXCEPT SOME FUCKING PROTECTION
IF YOU'RE GONNA PLAY HEALER DON'T BITCH
I EVEN PICKED UP LUCIO AND STARTED DOING REALLY GOOD WITH HIM
>>34690187
I blame the players
I'm pretty sure it's apparent by now iike football, so I keep up on that, I follow basketball but I don't really care for anyone in particular, I just don't like Curry, I downloaded Duolingo a few weeks ago and I started French because I main Twitch in Rainbow Six and once I work up the confidence to go into game chat I want to shout obscenities in the chat, and I listen to music to try and work out the meanings of every little thing rather than just fucking enjoy it

>>34673631
Sauce?

Flying Saucer.

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>>34690447
>threatened my fruit until I came out

>>34690447
that sounds rough and complicated, I hope you manage to work this out and stay on good terms with your dad! good luck

>>34690447
I really do hope it turns out good for you regardless. It would be nice if your feeling come across.

>>34690551
its exactly what it sounds like.

Laura is obsessed with her Blueberries and her dad was sitting outside her door slowly eating them to coax her out.

>>34690623
>your blueberries will never be ravaged by your dad
How does it feel, Laura?

>>34690447
If he is letting you stay in compromising positions, situations that could tempt him, then it's not over. He just needs to find the reasons to get over his hang ups. He hasn't found them yet. He is allowing you to stay nearby, either in hopes that he will find the gumption to do what he may want to do. Or he is hoping at some point the situation may be taken out of his hands and relieve him of guilt. But he will probably settle for you slowly reverting to normal, if that is what you do.

As far as spamming in chat, that isn't thanking. Put on a headset with a mic and thank the healer, with voice, personally. Spamming in chat is annoying and very impersonal. They cannot know if it is meant, is sarcastic, is spazmatic, or of it is a troll just trying to annoy. An honest, heartfelt, "Thank you." People will do so much more if you just give them that. Add in a little wit, and they will do it with a smile.

And most don't first pick healers. They pick healers after others have not picked any support. Then they feel obligated to heal in hopes of a win. Get little encouragement and ADD themselves to a much more enjoyable hero. Fuck the team. Fuck the game. They are going to at least enjoy themselves.

And it sounds you don't play healers when you have to. When your healer spazzed out and went Junkrat, you played what exactly?

Got a friend who plays a lot of Lucio. He grew to get good with him after the Summer Games and he had to play Lucio-ball for maximum xp gains. He says he is a good team healer. Good choice, at least in his opinion.

>>34690551
Out of context that sounds weird, I meant blueberries, he was eating them to make me come out
He finished them
>>34690552
>>34690597
Thanks, I'm trying to tightrope between not letting him think my feelings have passed and trying to be romantic, and not pushing too hard

>>34690661
Like she has blue ovaries

>>34690721
>he was eating them to make me come
Oh yeah, I bet he was.

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>E: Aww, you should've invited H*****, the more the merrier

Is Em fucking in league with you guys, the fuck's going on

>>34689476
>smooth like a penis
I laughed, Em asked why I was laughing, I repeated "smooth like a penis" to her, she called me gay. Thanks BDSM.

>>34690771
>she called me gay
Call her brosexual

>>34690447
>I want to shout obscenities in the chat
kek

>I listen to music to try and work out the meanings of every little thing rather than just fucking enjoy it
Well if you want to try doing that for awhile try listening to System of a Down's album "Mezmerize," that should keep you preoccupied for a decent amount of time.

>>34690771
Do it. Invite her. Make Emma happy.

>>34690771
>Is Em fucking in league
I bet if you impregnated her she would tell you :p

>>34689638
Someone stole the bearguy trip months back when he screwed up and post his password in the field

>>34690771
I'm telling you she's a cuck senpai, rail your older sister while she watches

>>34690771
>the more the merrier
Have you tried asking if she is a cuckquean

>>34690707
Him letting me sleep in his bed is more because I have a hard time sleeping alone, I think he just feels sorry and probably doesn't mind the company
But yea, compromising is the word since the first attempt I made was trying to shove his hand in my underwear
Anyways
>Implying I have the confidence to put on a mic outside of the 4 people I typically play with that I've know for years
After the Ana switched I was gonna go right to her since she's fun for me, but our Soldier switched to Zenyatta so I was left as the lone DPS
>>34690802
I'm not really into metal, but I guess there's no harm in trying
I'm still working in Flightless Bird American Mouth, it's only made harder by not being able to understand what he's actually saying, I get the difference in the first two verses, he was an adventurous kid and then he's a "fat house cat", he just sits at the window and watches everyone else live their lives like he's got fucking season tickets, I'm almost done, it usually all clicks in the end

>>34690802
I mean, I guess I will now? I don't know, I still think it's a bad idea.

>>34690882
>>34690898
I am acknowledging with this reply that I have read these posts.

>>34691011
I guess the more helpless you are the more he seems to respond? It's not necessarily a bad thing to ask him for help.

>>34691038
Have you told Em you think H wants your dick and that is why you don't want H to go with you two

>>34691038
Fucking ask her pat, ask her if she'd get off watching you taking another woman

>>34691038
>>34691066
Seriously, why haven't you told her this yet?

>>34691066
>>34691093
I typically will make vague mention of the times when H asks me shit or does something weird, I'd be surprised if Emma wasn't suspicious about her at all, especially after the couple times Em met her. I guess I have to tell her straight up though. I just didn't want her to overreact or something, but I guess that's stupid.

>>34691203
Ask her how she feels about watching you fugg another woman.

>>34691203
First telling the truth to your older sis and now Em, to ensure no confusion you have to be blunt and not step around it

>>34691057
I don't want flail around and guilt him into anything like a helpless baby, I don't want to play him only for him to change his mind once he realizes he doesn't feel the same
I've accepted at this point it's probably not happening and while I don't like it I don't have much of a choice so I'm not gonna freeze my life here, if it doesn't work out with him I want to move on and live my life

>>34691433
>accepting anything less than perfection from life
Shit tier

>>34691011
That is the excuse he gives himself, and you. It's a lie. People lie to themselves all the time so that they can say they are blameless. If he actually was insistent that it not happen, he would suggest sleeping pills. Not cuddling up next to him with next to nothing on. He wants the physical relationship. He just doesn't want the guilt for violating social mores that he has been taught. He doesn't want the blame if things go wrong. He is afraid.

As far as confidence, that is purely your problem. If you can't get off your ass to thank the people healing you, in a way that they know that you appreciate them, not their fault if they decide to find something else to do. They already to the uncomfortable position of supporting your ass. Protect them, and thank them. Every time you can. Treat them like a man is supposed to treat a woman. No excuses. We are not allowed any.

Zenyatta does more damage then heals. Nice try. Hell even I could slaughter with Zenyatta and I am horrible at that game. Loved killing those Hanzos at long range. They can't hit, because of arcs, and I have hitscan attacks that get magnified with a debuff. Dead sniper. The look on their faces when the "healer" kills them. Hate Widowmakers though. They are usually too accurate to pull that off with.

So in closing, you didn't pick up the slack. Just like most people on that game. As my friend said, that game is more about hero selection and countering then it is about skill, and even teamwork. With teamwork, you can overcome skill, but you can't overcome hard counters. Learn to adapt on the fly, support the strong spot in your team, which if you had a Zenyatta and a Junkrat means you are not an assault group, but a harass group, means that you needed to change your tactics as well. Get a healer that can help that harrass, like a Mercy to buff someone's damage and heal tanks, or start harrassing yourself, which an Ana would have been great for, along with some heals.

>>34691294
I feel like telling Em my coworker might be into me, and telling our sister that I've been plowing our baby sister whom I promised to protect are two very different things.

>>34691291
You've hounded me enough that I would normally break down and try to bring it up somehow, but I don't think I should ask her that immediately before or after telling her about H.

Regardless, Em's yelling at me to stop staring at the computer, so I guess we're gonna do something and/or talk about something or another.

>>34691492
Quit trying to ruin her relationship with her father, and quit bitching at her about a shitty game with 80% terrible players

>>34690274
Good luck and keep us updated! I hope the two of you become best friends.
>>34690303
Nah. Preeeetty sure you're just a little bitch. I'm sorry you're so miserable, anon-kun. I know this humble (You) can't make up for all the hugs Mommy and Daddy (and presumably your siblings) didn't give you, but I hope it soothes your battered ego somewhat.
>>34690771
>tfw Pat doesn't also have a brother you can pester about banging too.

>>34691492
Zenyatta can't replace a DPS, we'd be running a zero DPS comp with no contention heroes, had he picked Ana we could've recovered but Junkrat on KOTH isn't useful, the one thing he's decent at is pounding Reins shield, and I had to handle the Rein too
Zenyattas fun as fuck to play, but we needed straight healer and we couldn't run a low as fuck damage team, discord or not we're not killing anything
And I know not hoping on the mic is my fault, not blaming anyone else for that

On the more serious note, I've slept occasionally since we moved out, I think it's more of a "not changing" thing
I can't make him love me, all jokes aside I can't change how he feels, so if he comes around he comes around, I'm 19, I've got time to wait maybe another year or so, it's been 5 years it ain't anything new

>>34691524
>I've been plowing our baby sister whom I promised to protect
But that's exactly what you're doing by plowing her. What if she ended up with someone who couldn't take care of her like you do?

>>34691739
>I've slept occasionally since we moved out, I think it's more of a "not changing" thing
I don't understand what you're trying to say

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Hi guys.. We finished the Grimgerde. Hope everyone has a good night.

>>34691844
I slept in his bed before I told him how I feel, he lets me sleep there afterwards because he doesn't want anything to change between us

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>>34691679
It just seems to me like you're in denial because you'll always be second to him. It's okay, we live in a cruel world.

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>>34691864
What? No pics of the finished product? I'm disappointed Brendan

>>34691864
Since something appears to be stopping you from fucking, have you tried kissing your sister while hugging? Or just kissing at all? As far as I can tell, you're supposed to do that before the sex part.

>>34691739
No, you can't make him love you. He already does that. He lets a full grown woman sleep in his bed after she has shown sexual desire and interest in him, despite all the disdain it would get him if it got out to the public. He holds her and keeps her near him as often as he can get away with and not be called out on it.

He loves you. He just can't bring himself to act on it. He is afraid.

And that is new data for me. You are now 19, when did you try to get him to take you? If it was pre-18, then you might want to try again, sometime. That would be one less societal more holding him back now. A little less resistance to the idea that he actually does want you. If on the other hand it was recent, then my conclusion could be in error slightly. The natural repulsion of breaking taboos requires time to overcome. But the fact that he has you in his bed, a full grown sexually adult woman, and hold you to him while he sleeps shows that he loves you. Men can do that for playthings a few nights out of the week, but don't keep that up with someone they are not attracted to, or trying to protect from others. As you are a full grown woman, I would point to the former with a bit of the latter thrown in. The latter being mainly an excuse for him to ignore the former.

Actually if you had, and I'm assuming here, 3 tanks or harassers, Zenyatta, and a Junkrat, that is a good team to whittle enemies down with. They key is not to overcommit until 2-4 of the enemy team is dead or pushed off the point to find health packs. You had a harrass heavy team. Play to their strengths rather then just do what you want because you feel it's what you want to do.

Do exactly what you wanted the Ana player to keep doing. Think of how to assist others rather then how to run out and be the hero.

>>34692067
Vote to kick player from lobby

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>>34691942
Ohoho, we're far beyond that. Don't know where that part of "awkward pecks" came from. I don't blame anyone for thinking that though.

>>34692164
Is your little sister smol?

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>>34692164
There's the finished piece! Looks great Brendan

>>34692164
Far beyond what? Kissing while hugging? Far beyond, meaning close enough to sex you can touch it?

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>>34692206
Small? She's around 5'3". Maybe an inch higher.
>>34692229
As close as these Petitgguys she built are.
>>34692207
Is that you, Anal? Did you have that Donald Duck plush?

>>34692335
>not facing each other
>not lovingly looking onto each others eyes
>friends.jpg
Why do I even try

>>34692067
We're shitting up the thread with the Overwatch shit, so let's drop it there

About everything else you typed, you meant it one way but I took it another honestly
In a way, it doesn't matter if he never looks at me the way I do, I've thrown all this at him and he's loved me through it all and he hasn't sent me away of been any less of a father to me because of it
I've done just about everything possible to ruin this and he's stuck through it
I've spent all this time dwelling on what I don't have instead what I do
I don't know what I'm gonna do with all of this, but for now I guess it's just a new perspective

>>34691884
> reverts to previous statement.
Godsdamnit, anon-kun. You fucked up the pacing. You're going to have to step up that game if you wanna be my asshole banter buddy.
>>34692164
Do you do any with custom paint-jobs?

>>34692614
Who're you calling buddy, pal?

>>34692570
Whatever happens, I'll be your friend and be here for you through it all.

>>34692631
Who ya calling pal, friend?
am I one of the cool kids now?

>>34692570
:D

Good. Have fun, and enjoy your life. Get out of here.

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>>34692335
Yup. That is/was me! Dolan still keeps me company at work

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>>34692381
Look, you omelette. The poses she puts those bears in within a week is mind boggling. Sometimes it's cute like you described, sometimes it's like that, and other times they're bashed with whatever will fit.
>>34692614
Rarely. I only go as far as panel lining, top coats, and sometimes weathering. Looking at these Petitgguys makes me want to try stuff out though.
>>34692771
Nice knowing you've been here all this time.

>>34692787
>you omelette
Should I be insulted

>>34692771
what is that image, who is that girl

>>34692744
Don't kick me out of the nest yet, shit, I'm not saying I'm over him or anything, I'm just a little more optimistic and I'll be more accepting of it doesn't work out
You were so fast to say goodbye
>>34692684
Thank you, I appreciate you guys being there for me about something I can't talk about anywhere else

>>34692787
Dude if you can do weathering and you rarely paint you ought to give it a shot. I get the feeling with your attention to detail you'd be good at it.

>>34692914
OUT OUT OUT NON INCEST NORMIE SCUM
OUT
OUT
OUT
>>>/out/

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>>34692787
Trust me, I miss tripping

>>34692824
Yes. Hope it stings.
>>34692965
Now you're making me want to look at more paints. Could be a fun project for the both of us if she can work up the courage to change up the looks of some of her bears.

>>34692968
Comfy board
What I mean though is my feelings for him haven't changed, but I'm a little more appropriative for what we do have

>>34693207
Anything else happen after getting doxed? You still doing ok?

>>34693273
>for what we do have
https://youtu.be/H3a5pFbpjSY?t=1m18s

>>34693273
Just stop replying to him, and he'll eventually give up and quit annoying you. 99% of the people in these threads support you and want you here. Don't let the 1% bother you.

>>34693360
>white knighting over shitposting
>white knighting at all
>white knighting on r9k of all places
Your existence is worsthless, consider ending it

>>34693346
There go my eyes, just when I thought I wouldn't need my glasses ever again
>>34693360
He's not bothering me, I know he's joking I'm just clarifying, I didn't take it seriously
I know I'm dense in terms of sacrasm/jokes but I get this one

>>34693335
Nothing so far. I don't think he got my home info. I signed up for lifelock to be safe. Nothing else has happened so far thankfully.

>>34693481
That's pretty much every Dethklok video. But in case you didn't get my message
>for what we do have
https://youtu.be/u85wVlFBBW8?t=1m29s

>>34693515
I thought I was retarded for not getting it, then I got it
Rude

>>34693626
You're favorite thing isn't disappointment? You seem to be used to it.

I wonder if college girl's brother is ramming her right know.

>>34693645
>You seem to be used to it
Yea, I'm still wondering how this would go if I had a cuck fetish

>>34693784
>even mentioning the word cuck
Go no further.

>>34693802
Fuck I'm not gonna develop one, I don't even know where I stand on most fetishes, but I know I'm not a cuck

>>34693855
How do you feel about anal?

>>34693892
How can you say you love your daughter if you won't stick it up her poop chute?

>>34693855
>but I know I'm not a cuck
>implying
Hasn't your father been fucking your mother for a while now, while all you can do is get mad at the thought?

>>34693913
Hasn't everyone's father been fucking their mother?

>>34693929
Maybe, but not everyone wants to fuck their father like Laura.

>>34694022
Next you'll tell me not everyone wants to fuck their sister.

>>34694039
>Implying thats possible.
Brothers and sisters are literally made for each other.

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>>34694094
>are literally made for each other
>literally
I can't tell, are you actually using that word correctly?

>>34694128
Yes, after all the word 'literally' was literally made to be used in that sentence.

>>34694398
Do you literally know how many times the world literally is used incorrectly?

>>34694407
Literally none of the time

>>34694445
What? Are you literally kidding me?