>getting a colonoscopy tomorrow
>Can't eat anything but fucking like jello
>Can't stop shitting out brown water
>Have to keep drinking more water that goes straight out my ass into the toilet
>Asshole feels like it just emptied a chemical plant
>Hungry as shit can't stand another bite of jello
>Have to wake up at 6 tomorrow for the procedure
Fuck this sucks.
Anyone had one before?
I know you're under but I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up feeling like my ass was just fisted by two gay men.
You getting twilight or general anesthesia?
I had one even worse: they stuck a tube with a camera up my urethra. I was awake and like 14.
Beats when I had a colostomy take down when I had to drink an entire gallon of salty shit to clear out my entire digestive system. Not to mention drinking down several standard red dixie cups of barium when they needed to do scans.
I would rather have my problem go untreated than having a guy stick his hands up my ass
You're gay as fuck OP
I had to do a "cleanse" a few months ago that was similar to this. Had to drink a bottle of Miralax and take 2 exlax tablets. Couldn't eat anything that wasn't clear for like a day. Literally sat on the toilet for like 5 hours straight. Shat water for what seemed like forever. Eventually I was literally shitting out clear water. 4/10 experience, horrible while It was happening buy I felt great for a week after
>>34714684
that's pretty hot tbqo
>>34716518
I was pissing blood and such. They never found a conclusive reason but I think it was because I was jerking off like 8 times a day.