I'm so nervous all the time lately. Should I start smoking?

>>34729468
what logic is that my dude

>>34729492
I hear it helps your nerves. I'd like that.

>>34729468
not really. It'll be relaxing at first but once it becomes a habit then you'll be nervous and having nasty craving

Smoked for 15 years
No
Cost per calm feel is way too high

>>34729468
Don't. It's just retarded.

Smoking is a pretty good form of self harm as long as you don't overdo it and stop soon, but I wouldn't start smoking just because of nervousness.

I wish I could afford them honestly, and that they'd stop putting the fucking rotting images shit on the packets.

People know what smoking does and do it anyway because it's a cool guy thing. I wish the government would just accept that.

Fuck no. Find another outlet. As autistic as it is, have you tried vaping? Way healthier alternative.

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>>34729468
no it just makes it worse

>>34729468
Sure, as long as you don't have an addictive personality. One or two a day is relatively harmless and helps calm your nerves.

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>>34731823
>tfw would literally rather kill myself than vape

I know this is a dumb question but how do you even smoke? I've never touched a cigarette. You light the end on fire and put the other end in your mouth, then what? Suck on it?

Just go through the motions without actually smoking. The slow inhale and exhale is one of the relaxing parts of smoking.

Cut back on caffeine, and exercise too.

>>34732800
>You light the end on fire and put the other end in your mouth, then what? Suck on it?

Inhale into your mouth and then inhale further into your lungs, then exhale

>>34732808

Why should he cut back on exercise?

>>34732845
Yep, similar to sucking a penis, except you don't usually set the pubes on fire.

>>34732869
You know, that sounds pretty hot.

>>34732857
>what is a comma and what does it mean?

Would you help your uncle jack off a horse?

>>34732857
because fatties are qt

>>34732869
>Yep, similar to sucking a penis

I wouldn't know.

>>34732909
>he's never practiced for girls with a friend

Didn't you have ANY friends growing up?

smoking, i would not recommend it - source: smoked 20 years. If you just have to fit in at the smoke pit and not smoke, find another group.

>>34732927
>>he's never practiced for girls with a friend

Damn, I guess I really missed out.

>>34731823
>Way healthier alternative
Its not when it blows up on your face.

>>34733057

Only cheap batteries from China do.

>>34729528
Lel no. I smoke tons of ciggies before any exam and I still feel nervous before entering the exam hall.

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>>34729468
Start smoking a pipe. Real alphas smoke pipes.