OK I NEED YOU GUYS TO SETTLE AN ARGUMENT BETWEEN ME AND MY MOM

>>34729699
You already know the answer wasting your breath
trying to convince her otherwise is a waste of time she can't accept your a failure.

>>34729699
Ask her to suck you off. When she says no say that's why you haven't had a girlfriend. If she says yes you now have a girlfriend.

>>34729699
>the reason I haven't had a girlfriend is because I'm so handsome, hot, etc. that I intimidate girls
This really only applies when the genders are reversed; my friendo and I were discussing this the other night. There's this phenomenonanana where literal 10/10 women will be more single than you expect because their aesthetic beauty is so intimidating

Usually doesnt apply to guys though since even the most autistic Chad can get laid/a gf

>>34729699
Your mom is a whore. She will tell you that because you are her creation. Its not true though.

Its like when your grandma says you're handsome and all the girls must want,you.

>>34729753
>>34729774
I'm going to show her this thread to prove her wrong. So don't hold the truth back guys. I need to open her up to the real world

>>34729838
Literally post a picture of yourself

Didkskksks

>>34729854
Not going to get banned for posting shit that belongs on /soc/. Nice try mods.

>>34729870
That wont get you banned; failed chads like you post their photo on /chad9k/ literally all the fucking time now

>>34729699
>I haven't had a girlfriend is because I'm so handsome, hot, etc. that I intimidate girls.
Women really scare me sometimes

>>34729896
I'M NOT A FUCKING FAILED CHAD. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU AGREEING WITH MY MOM YOU FUCKING ROASTIE
GTFO MY BOARD BITCH

>>34729699
>She thinks the reason I haven't had a girlfriend is because I'm so handsome, hot, etc. that I intimidate girls.
Is your mom actually my Mom too? What is the matter with mothers

>>34729933
>I'M NOT A FUCKING FAILED CHAD. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU AGREEING WITH MY MOM YOU FUCKING ROASTIE
>GTFO MY BOARD BITCH
1.) You're a failed chad until you post your pic and prove us otherwise, OP
2.) its not "your board" unless your name is Hiroshima Nagasaki

>>34729933
>having a mom
you get off my board you normie.

>>34729933
Your mom is probably right. You most likely just have a self-esteem problem, anon. Just put yourself out there. I'm sure you'll find a cutie soon if you try. :)

post a pic dumbass

how the fuck can anyone answer this through text

>>34729991
>1.) You're a failed chad until you post your pic and prove us otherwise, OP
gotta agree with this

>>34729991
he gets out off my board.

>>34729980
They will never acknowledge the fact that their sons turned out to be a failure when it comes to girls

My mom is like that too, I guess self awareness isn't too common with women

>>34729699
This thread is worthless without pics, faggot.

FUCCCCCK ALL THESE FUCKING NORMALSHITS RAIDED MY THREAD.
FUCK THIS THREAD AND FUCK ALL OF YOU
I'M NO FUCKING INTIMIDATING HANDSOME CHAD!!! I'M AN UGLY PIECE OF SHIT WITH A SHITTY PERSONALITY AND NO SELF ESTEEM!!!! FUCK YOU FUCKING NORMALSHITS I HOPE YOU ALL GET CANCER AND DIE BEFORE YOU CAN HAVE KIDS AND A WIFE FUCK YOU

>>34730048
who are you trying to fool, you ain't gonna show your mum this thread.

>>34730048
Is this bait???
Post a pic fag.

>>34730026
And yet OP still hasnt posted a pic to prove us and his mom wrong

>>34730048
OK well just post a pic of your facerino and we'll answer whether you're a failed chad or a trubot

>>34730048
Black out your eyes if you're too much of a powsi we'll tell you if you're Chad or bad.

>>34730048
you post image, we belive. thats how the apex works.
or did you inherit the stubborness of your mom?

>>34729823
"Hey anon got any girlfriends?"
I hate that.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if OP is a girl at this point.

>>34730085
Yeah I can't show her this shit now because she'll see what a raging fucking piece of shit I am. She'll send me to some psychiatric hospital or kick me out of the house because she "doesnt feel safe" around me.
The worst part is I told her I would give her DEFINITIVE EVIDENCE THAT SHE WAS WRONG. This thread was supposed to be my evidence. She's expecting something in 30 minutes. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SHOW HER? Fucking normalshits ruin everything with their close-minded worldview

>>34730124
kek, this what i came to belive too.

>>34730048
Post pics you pathetic nigger. If you actually are decent looking, we'll let you know. Why wouldn't you want to be decent looking? You could get the fuck off of here and finally enjoy your youth like you're fucking supposed to.

>>34730133
Your problem would be solved if you just posted your pic and then made another thread to show her

>>34730133
IF YOU WANT PROOF. SHOW US A PICTURE
or delete your thread, woman
>>34730124

>>34730133
Tits or gtfo. gtfo my board you underage.

Is it safe to say OP abandoned thread?

>>34730345
Yep, the roastie has left feeling a bit toastie.

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FUCK YOU MOM! IT'S TIME TO PROVE YOU WRONG

>>34729699
>too attractive to date
hahahahaha
ayy lmao

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>>34730407
CHAD GET OUT NOW WTF

>>34730407
what the fuck dude? you look pretty handsome/normal to me.
What's the big deal

>>34730407
faggo detected, blonding your hair is signs of faggotry.

t. mom is right.

>>34730407
>actually a failed chad
lel

>>34729699
haha post a pic you loser, you probably are 10/10 right you loser. lmaoing @ your life, go get a gf you loser and get off my face you loser of a chad you

>>34730407
>>34730407

ok well if that is your lets give it a break down.

first off, the untamed hair looks pretty autism but easily fixable.

You have nice facial features, with a great jawline. However unkept facial hair makes you look like you glued pubes to your face.

all in all. your not ugly but not "handsome" to the point of intimidating women. You could actually look pretty well if you took effort in cleaning up you robot scum.

One thing, how tall are you?

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>>34730407
You look like a massive fag.

Try this.

>>34730407
Shave that baby caterpillar under your nose and you'll instantly be an 8/10

>>34730449
I AM A NATURAL BLOND FUCK YOU
>>34730429
>>34730432
>>34730451
AND I'M NO FAILED CHAD. MY MOM MUST BE RIGHT THEN FUCK. THERE IS NO WAY I AM SO HANDSOME THAT I INTIMIDATE GIRLS WTF

>>34730506
You too

Shave that dead animal off your face and lift/lose weight and you'll instantly be an 8/10 (you can even regrow the facial hair once you lose weight and get fit)

>>34730517
Shave that fucking dead caterpillar off your lip and you'll be an insta 8/10 my man

>>34730506
you look even faggier. shave that shit off nigger

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>>34730048
hey anon's mom if you are reading this and are down to have a good time, hit me up babe and lets have some fun, you probably forgot what real man tastes like already.

>>34730517
It's the jaw man you look like a marble bust of some roman emperor.

Fuck when you walk in any room I'm sure girls gooosh instantly

Here's another (you) now kindly gtfo Chad/brad/whatever

>>34730543
My mom is married fuck of nigger poster.

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how do you even intimidate a female?

>>34730517
Girls probably assume you're already taken.

>>34730576
AREN'T TAKE MEN SUPPOSED TO BE MORE DESIRBALE??? WHY THE FUCK AREN'T GIRLS THROWING THEMSELVES AT ME THEN????

>>34730517
I'd bet as soon as you change your self perception you could pick up a gf

>>34729699

Nice attention whore thread, friend

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>>34730530
>>34730532
Thanks for the advice. I may shave later on, if that's the case. I haven't cared since I'm not that interested in sex or relationships. I'm a dropout too. Also 5'8

>>34730626
>I'd bet as soon as you change your self perception you could pick up a gf
Not OP but I'm sick of this meme
I have somewhat the same problem as him yet women just literally treat me like I don't exist. I don't act this spergy or entitled IRL, either.

tru story

>>34730562
that never stoped anybody before, and your dad can watch from the closet

>>34730662
yeah me too. I hate myself, if I could figure out a way to like myself/be more confident I'm sure I'd be able to get a girlfriend

>>34730610
Nobody likes people who write in all caps

>>34730638
Don't listen to amerikids, don't shave. You trim and cut out the borders for shape.

Beard is fashionable now, has been for a while.

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>>34730407
it's not fair. that piece of shit really is handsome.

>>34731415
Yet that piece of shit is a khv just like you. Really makes you think