“What's in the box, anon?”
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>>25771215
Another box.
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>>25771215
WEED!
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>>25771215
The contents of the box.
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Let's have a serious discussion about ponisexuality.
>On a scale of 1-10, how great would you say your attraction to ponies are?
>On a scale of 0-6 (zero meaning only attracted to humans and six meaning only attracted to ponies), where would you fall on the scale?
>Are you more or less attracted to ponies than you have been in the past?
>Do you have any ponies that just "do it" for you?
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>>25770987
I want to cuddle the ponies
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>>25770987
>On a scale of 1-10, how great would you say your attraction to ponies are?
9 on the first scale, I fucking love ponies
>On a scale of 0-6 (zero meaning only attracted to humans and six meaning only attracted to ponies), where would you fall on the scale?
3 on the second scale, I fucking love ponies and I fucking love humans
>Are you more or less attracted to ponies than you have been in the past?
If by "in the past" you mean "more than 5 years ago" yes
>Do you have any ponies that just "do it" for you?
Pinkie Pie, holy shit, she just perfectly can do that aura of 'I look giggly and innocent but at the same time I know exactly what I'm doing here'
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<- the ideal woman
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Will these ever be available again? I have the first two Daring Do books and the first Tracy Cage one from way back when, but I missed the others and want to complete my collection.
And if I can get them, will the prints match the ones I have already?
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>>25770397
Aren't they still sold on amazon?
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>>25770451
No, they got taken down years ago.
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>>25770397
Why would you want that shitposting crap worse than my Animaniacs fanfiction?
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"I played hoofball in high school, Anon. I would have gone pro if I didn't hurt my knee."
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I played football in my college years could have gone pro if I hadn't joined the navy!
Don't fuck with this senator
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>not because he joined the navy
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>>25769475
You're a douchebag, do, douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do, douchebag.
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>Another day at the office finished
>Your muscles ache, and your belly growls
>such is the life of an entry level salary man.
>but now you're home, that special place were your most sacred treasure lies.
>Your bed.
>Turning the key you enter your sacred refuge
>Only to find it a horrid mess.
>The smell of rotting food emanates from your kitchen sink.
>various dresses are draped over your furniture and shitty tie dye pictures litter the walls.
>As well as what you can only describe as an equally atrocious amount of jamaican patterned rasta artist's portraits beside them.
>And at the center of it all
>Your housemate treehugger.
>"Hey Anon, sorry in advance i'm gonna be late on the rent again."
>"I'm kinda broke right now."
>"But it's cool right?"
>laughing she slaps you on the back
>"Ohh of course it's cool."
>"but seriously dude, can I like borrow 50 bits?"
>"My dealer has some new stuff, and I wanna try it."
>”I think it would really hype up the vibe here.”
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>>25769341
>can I like borrow 50 bits
No but you suck me dry for 50 bits.
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>>25769341
PAY YOUR FUCKING RENT HIPPIE!
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>>25769341
Why is every portrayal of a stoner's home so messey? Can't we have a classy toker...
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>Why do you hate us anon?
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>/thread
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>>25769161
Because the dazzlings are infinitely more interesting.
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So, /mlp/, what's the first image you ever clopped to?
For me it was this: https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/11/15/473236/large.png
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>>25768597
>No hooves
You have shit taste, OP
I already fapped to G1 porn when G4 wasn't even a thing.
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>>25768597
Is this bait? I don't even know anymore...
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>>25768617
>implying I care enough about people's tard rage to try baiting them
The question was genuine. I'm just curious.
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It is your first day as a teacher at the Canterlot High in the real human realm (EQG World is the junction point between the two worlds). The proper human Principal Celestia has made you take the class on a field trip to a nude beach. This is the standard screening procedure for all new staff members. If they get visibly aroused by the experience, they are not cut out for school teaching and are fired. If you hadn't agreed to go, you would have been automatically assumed unfit and fired on the spot.
This has been going on for every day so far this year thanks to this girl and her friend. They have been approaching each new teacher and slutting it up in order to get that teacher fired, so tomorrow they will have another new teacher and another day at the beach. They are not about to let you pass the screening process either.
How do you keep your dick in check for the day?
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>>25767934
saltpeter
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>>25767934
>raep
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>>25767934
>no hooves
dropped
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Give me a ship I haven't seen before.
Hard mode: they have to be the same species.
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>>25765791
go steal somebody else's waifu
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>>25765791
OP and any female on the planet.
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>>25765791
TirekxLadyTirek
You can go to Equestria, but you'll only be able to eat Ponies.
I don't mean like sexually eat them out, I mean like you will end up eating them, chopping them up and eating them raw or cooked Hannibal Lector style.
Every other food will taste like shit, and you'll instantly vomit it up.
All other foods will make you sick even if you somehow ingest them
This CANNOT be magically cured under any circumstance.
You will have insatiable urges to devour these ponies, bite into their soft chewy flesh and rip into it with your teeth swallowing chunks of it as blood gushes from the wound.
Is it still worth it to see your waifus like this when you've become a pony devouring monster?
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That's pretty fucked up anon, but can we at least cook them first? I mean I don't wanna be all zombie nom nom nom style, but I wouldn't mind it if I didn't have to eat them raw.
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Get daily intravenous nutrient supply. Enjoy life.
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>>25764669
I would speak to Twilight about this. Or maybe they can let me eat ponies that were recently deceased.
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You go to Equestria, but you can bring another real life person with you, if the person in particular is dead, you're going to bring her back to life with all her memories and whatever age you want her to have, the person needs to be real, who do you choose, /mlp/ ?
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Inb4 Hitler
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My friend Reagan, he's never seen the show so it'd be fun to show him the ropes.
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Hiter
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You are now in charge of your favorite AAA game studio with a budget of $100 million dollars to design the ultimate MLP game for whichever platform you choose.
Hasbro's entire legal department has recently dropped dead of a mysterious wasting disease so intellectual property is of no concern.
What do you make?
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>>25762818
>>the flashing sweat barely standing animation
nothing makes me feel simultaniously more hopeful yet fearful.
>>having party members dead
GET THEM THE FUCK BACK UP.
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>>25762818Nothing and escape with the money.
>Implying this fandom deserves a good game
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>>25762818
romancing saga?
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Sunset shimmer thread?sunset shimmer thread, she a good grillcheck'em
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>shit waifu
>shit at getting dubs
Figures.
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>"Hey Anon."
"Huh? Oh. What the hell are you doing here? Is there really something you're that desperate to buy tonight?"
>Almost 10 o'clock on a Sunday.
>Fuck this mall.
>'Christmas hours! Extended from 8 AM to 11 PM!'
>And you're stuck working the rest of the closing shift thanks to this gay ass "ALL STORES ARE REQUIRED TO REMAIN OPEN DURING MALL HOLIDAY HOURS" bullshit.
>"Well, I -was- dropping by to check in but if you're gonna be a dick about it-"
>You sigh.
"Sorry. I've been here literally all fucking day and I'm ready to burn this place to the ground."
>"You look like hell."
>Sitting at a commandeered chair, sunken eyed and barely surviving off of shitty coffee from the stand next door, you did look pretty fucking terrible.
"I could really use a shower and a drink right about now."
>Sunset slumped on the counter, looking at you with a bit of pity.
>"Are you even getting paid for this?"
"Hell no. I'm one of the slaves on salary pay. And it's nowhere near enough."
>"Need any help? I mean, you're almost done I take it."
>The offer of help is nice.
>Your boss made you send everyone else home at 8 so it's just been you sitting around for the last 3 hours doing fuck all.
>You stand up and give a stretch and a yawn.
"Yeah if you don't mind, it would help me a lot."
>Sunset gives you a half smile and helps you get the store swept up and does some vacuuming while you count your cash registers and start locking up.
>Twenty minutes later, the store looks good enough to close down, and you're just hanging out at the desk.
"So what else brought you down here? Just wanted to see my smiling face?"
>Sunset rolls her eyes.
>"Yeah, that's the only reason. Wasn't the end of the sale week or anything."
>So she was shopping. At almost 10:30 at night. On a Sunday.
>Girls are fucking bonkers.
"Well, thanks. At any rate."
>"Why don't you have other employees here?"
"Cause I'm salaried, and get a flat paycheck. I don't get overtime."
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Nightly Rainbow Dash thread #92.71 2015-12-13 22:13:29 Post No.25756637
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Nightly Rainbow Dash thread #92.71
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Oh Dashie, you naughty pony.
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best pony
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>>25756637
Is the plant kill?
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>>25756651
She is a hero to all of us.
>>25756687
No. It was saved in time. Plants can survive for 3 hours without water.
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Sleepover 3: The Wet Dream 2015-12-13 18:13:13 Post No.25754082
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Sleepover 3: The Wet Dream
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>Aww, did you forget your sleeping bag, Anon? That's okay, you can share with me! There's plenty of room for both of us...
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Bonk
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>>25754082
this image is shit
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>>25754082
jesus, what the fuck kind of opening line is that? do you think this is going to lead to sex or something? does everything here have to be a fucking general where general anon is fucking everyone?