Seduce me!
>>25765686
>>25765686
>>25765768
Have you ever clopped or had lewd thoughts about Apple Bloom? Well congrats. You were clopping to a cartoon pony voiced by a 12 year old girl who is now 16. How do you feel now?
I feel ready for another round
>>25765412
There used to be these awful threads here in which pedos would post dozens of pictures, many questionable selfies etc, of the voice actors of the CMC.
>>25765412
they grow up so fast
Would this actually be a better ending than what we got?
>>25764460
>>25764460
sorry, i hate serbs
We Skullface Now Edition
Previous thread: >>25647729
The premise of this thread can cover a multitude of issues. Maybe you and your wife are fighting over something insignificant. Maybe the spark just isn't there anymore. Either side is welcome to have issues with the other.
If kekoldry is your thing, this isn't your thread.
New content is welcome, and discussion encouraged.
Pastebin of previous threads and current stories thus far: http://pastebin.com/ARKY1Kny
Featured Stories:
MnM's A Lust For Revenge - http://pastebin.com/z0zhWzkL
Jeff Mango's Mrs Cake - http://pastebin.com/tgJg0HUJ (back from the dead)
Loki's Prince Anon & Young Celestia - http://pastebin.com/ML51EaaS
Without_Aname's Twilight's Secret Pt. 2 - http://pastebin.com/qdN0mAxX
Fife's Two Sides of the Same Coin - http://pastebin.com/1hJfr9Qs
Lefty's Pinkie loves more - https://pastebin.com/NW77DG4A
Pastebin for aspiring writers (general concepts and techniques):
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Red leader standing by.
>>25725262
first for loki please come back
Sorry if I forgot a pastebin or something, but you are all a bunch of faggots.
>"I've got you now Anon. Let's see you meme your way out of this one"
>>25761066
Quick! Twilight! You got Dubs! Check em!
>>25761066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0
I'll just play this...
>memed
The anon with the german magazines, pls post more, or scan em.
>>25734884
That was me, but I have no scanner. Can at most photograph them.
>>25734918
pls do, german-kun
post them all!
>>25734956
I see what I can do
>What's this: a CYOA style adventure set in the town of Trottingham, where the MC and her friends solve mysteries and fight enemies to keep the town safe.
Previous thread: >>25599984
Archive: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/trottingham/
Characters: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JHwa-BYBrfOmFGWgb2alH4W4ONW97PA4FUfFi95oT6c
>The town of Trottingham, far from mainland Equestria, is suffering a series of disconcerting events.
>An unicorn by the name of Tess, set on a personal vendetta against one of the town's odd residents, has sent forth legions of automatons to destroy her.
>A pegasus by the name Grape Vine, model citizen and sweet aficionado, has taken the mission of keeping the town safe, along with her friends, old and new.
>So continues the tale of Grape and company, the day after blowing the heck out of a hot cheese monster...
"I'm always interested" you reach for a boop on the rookie, but he evades your hoof with trained dexterity. "I'll be here later today, then."
>"About mid evening, if you must know. I guess a bit later wouldn't hurt, but please try to be punctual" the colt salutes. "I'll be looking forward to work with you again."
>[OBJECTIVE ADDED: investigate the medical center with the royal guards][LIMIT: sunfall]
>Chuckling, you leave the medical center with your friends and explain them the situation. Sunny and Sweet don't exactly feel thrilled about a late investigation on a creepy hospital, the evening lights softly printing a grim orange on the walls and curtains.
"Seems to me you've both read way too many horror novels" you point out.
>"Says the mare who's read the same mystery novel so many times, the pages are actually decaying" Sweet hisses, causing Sunny to take a hoof to her mouth to cover her smug grin. "Let's be real, Grape. The constructs we've fought so far were nothing short of monsters."
>"Even little Mishmash is kind of an abomination... an adorable one, at that" Sunny reflects. "I don't want funny businesses in that clinic."
"Fiiine" you reply, caressing your hoof gun. Sunny and Sweet turn separate ways from you, and you alone head for the western coast, to investigate the missing clockwork.
(1/2)
>>25613435
>At least, the beaches and the sea are completely clean, the effort in moving all the little metal and wooden pieces out an apparent success. It looks like nothing has changed, except the last few wagons full of scrap, being moved out. As you glide down from the cliffs into the low beach, a high pitched squeal throws you off balance.
>"Eeee! There she is!!" You turn around to find Angler Seas, the mare who you talked to during your last visit, however wearing some strange apparel: a white shirt with a crude drawn face, resembling your own, and a black cap with the words 'Top Vine' sewn in white.
"Oh, uh... hey, Angie" you greet her.
>"She remembers my name, oh my gosh!" The orange pony suddenly runs you to you with untold speed. "W-What can I do for you?" She asks, completely bursting your personal bubble and nuzzling you all of the sudden.
==========
Objectives:
-Investigate Tess' whereabouts with Lorie.
-Find anything related to the missing clockwork.
-Investigate the medical center with the royal guards.
Current constructs: 22%, 58%
=========Welcome back! The drawing that was supposed to come with this will arrive in a bit.
>>25613456
Pet her head. Ask her if she's noticed anything on the beach lately. Ask how the clean up is.
How many of you faggots came from Pony Thread Simulator?DESU FAMILAI did.
I came here from PTS 2 years ago. Got scared at how much I fit in here. Left for 1 and a Half years. I've been here for 6 months now... My quality of life is a lot worse now but I'm just getting ready for a friend whose about to commit suicide. You guys will be my only friends then.
Ironically I feel like /mlp/ is the must un-autistic brony/horsefucker place on the internet.
>Picunrelated
I came here because of the horse pussy.
The only reason I haven't moved permanently to /trash/ is because it is slow as hell.
The more you hurt her, the more she wants your approval.
The more she wants your approval, the more she loves you.
The more she loves you, the more you can hurt her.
>>25768979
I want to hit Pinkie Pie so hard she passes out and when she wakes up she just sadly asks "what did I do wrong?"
>>25768979
>>25769078
you people need therapy
>>25769183
I already receive it. Hasn't helped any.
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>25768150
I don't.
>>25768150
I wantGregto cum inside of mehttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1XTzrV1IiL2
>>25768150
>"Bro I'm telling you, it's a kids show"
>>25768086
You are massively autistic if you think otherwise, get out.
>>25768101
I thought it was the prelude to a porno.
>>25768101
If it were a show for little girls, so would the porn
>"Hi anon!"
>>25766420
You here for some more crack?
Having a special today....buy two dime bags and you get one free.
>>25766420
'Oh hello there Crazed Book Horse'
'Don't mind me, I was just training for a Marathon'
'And I'm going back to it, smell you later crazed purple hoers!'
>>25766420
This again? Alright, shit...just let me get the lube first. I need to be able to walk tomorrow.
Why are they so perfect?
Why do they have creepy spider legs?
>>25765704
They're not.
>>25765704
they aren't
Detective Rarity is literally made for sex.
>>25765370
She really does a lot of undercover work, if you know what I mean
>>25765370
that makes rarity look ugly as fuck, but the ensemble is actually pretty boss. mantles are fuckyeah.
>>25765370
Walk into the locker room and see this. What you do /mlp/?
>>25764960
First, I'm going to wonder why I'm at Crystal Prep.
Second, I'm going to turn around and run because that psycho bitch is 100% up to no good.
double check im in the right locker room.
question whether or not im really about to bang a trap.bang a trap. get super aids.
>>25764960
Wonder why I'm in high school
Wonder why I'm at Crystal Prep
Wonder why I'm heading towards the girls locker room
Wonder why Sugercoat seems to know me
Wonder why OP's thread sucks
Then it all comes back to meOp is a faggot