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>In spite of the sounds of rolling thunder, and the stiff breeze that permeated throughout the land, the night was clear and and the moon shone through unimpeded. Trixie Lulamoon was grateful for the latter, as it helped with her with her supplemental income of salvaging operations.
>Most ponies referred to it as picking through trash cans, but what the hell did they know?
>The thunder rumbled again, and Trixie looked off into the horizon. Storm clouds, unatural ones, hung over the Everfree Forest. They'd been there for nearly three months now, and they never moved. Even if they did, the weather team assured everyone that they'd push them back.
>That thought wasn't much comfort for somebody who lived and worked outdoors. The whole town had been in a constant panic for the first week, but after a month, the rumble had been demoted to background noise.
>Trixie's thoughts of ominous clouds soon parted when she pulled out and peered into a greasy bag. The powder blue mare grinned victoriously. Inside was a half eaten hay-burger, and almost an entire box of fries!
>"Trixie will eat like a queen, tonight!"
"...eww, really?" Said a voice from behind her
>"GAAHH!" Trixie shrieked, and tripped over the trashcan. The two went down noisily before the mare popped back up, in a karate stance. "W-Who are you, what are you doing here!? Trixie once saw a Kung Fu play, she knows things!"
>Be Anonymous, sole human in Equestria, you are now giving her a cautious look while holding a fresh bag of trash.
"Okay, 1: I live here, this is my house." you gesture to your house nearby "2: I'm not the one out here, stealing trash in the middle of the nigh-"
>"TRIXIE IS NOT STEALING GARBAGE!!" she shrieked, stopped, and continued in a much more composed voice.

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>>25784880
>Enter door
>Come out other side

Welp, that didn't go as planned.

>>25784880
>Look honey! We finally found the portal to Equestria
>But we're already in Equestria, dearest

Because calling them cum dumps is unacceptable in this political correct culture we sadly live in.

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>>25784339
>being this new
My friend, you can still leave. Begone from this place, posthaste!

I prefer poni

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>>25784101
You joined, now you're stuck here.

We can't let you do that, Anon

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Which part of "THE RIDE NEVER ENDS" you don't understand?

>>25783957
I do fucking name fag

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>>25783957
yeah no

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yeah yeah, Anon friend...

>>25783214
brohoof xD

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Actual best fan song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBgKP5erzWQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhRFLineOEI

>>25783087
browing /}

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>>25783087
what year is it

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>>25783087

>>25782959
I would love me some evil Sunset green.

Let's consider what Sunset has to say.

why is sunset edgy

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>>25783399
I want this too.

>>25784185
She isn't 'edgy' you fucking child.

Seriously, she's always written as snow white, as Fluttershy 2.0.

EXAMPLE:
>"Oh Anun I lub you babby."
"Mm I lub u too give me kissu."

Seriously, did anyone watch the movies, she wasn't a spineless tool of a character, at least in the first movie before the whole rainbow lobotomy thing.

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>>25782479
Indeed, we are closer, but don't you worry! ow great and powerdul trixie! We won't stop!

>>25782479
Did they end up taking down those vocaroos?

>>25782479
Oh you like that huh?
Well let me take it up a notch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmEGedxFBuQ

>>25782298
only the ones one the far right and left

>>25782298
i'm gay.
FOR THAT HORSE PUSSY

>>25782307
dammit
*on
and I meant I like those

I want to get ass rammed by big mac while applejack pees on my open wounds

>>25782281
Kills yourself

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>>25782281

k, me too, but don't you think thats a little innapropriate to boast about that?

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>>25781899
True, true. You're also a kissless virgin who spends all her time locked up in a castle full of books. I wonder if these things are somehow related...

>>25781899
Ok twilight now eat your sandwich

>>25781868
the sequel will come out sometime during the next millennium, considering it took him years to even make an update

>>25781868
Never.

>>25781888
trips confirm
(well, and so did pokehidden, but no u)

>>25781643
Literal who

>>25781655
Horse News covers this guy all the time. He's pissed show staff off before... supposedly.

>>25781643
the world lost a good man

>>25781378
>For what purpose?

To fap to cartoon horses, duh. This is what it has all been for.

>>25781378
Thinking fapping to ponies isn't the ultimate purpose in life.

>>25781378
I think you answered your own question

>>25781359
>It will never be 1985 ever again

>>25781359
Why would I want to?

>>25781359
That was a terrible awkward experience. I would not want it again