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>>25755552
you just like how it sounds funny, don't you?

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>>25755552
>wanting to break up an adorable duo
You should feel ashamed of yourself.

>>25755652
>Applejack, you're such a good friend. I just don't want to ruin that by getting too serious.

This is bait.

anon is kill

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>>25755444
Oh look another hugboxing thread.

>>25755431
>Am I being detained, as it were?

OOGA BOOGA I DINDU IT
WE WUZ PRINCESSES N' SHIT

>>25755431

>"I DIN DO NUFFIN, OFFICER!"
>You push up your aviator sunglasses by the brim.
"Sir please step out of the car..."
>The zebra looks round.
>"WHAT'S A CAR?"
"SIR THIS IS YOU FINAL WARNING, COMPLY OR FORCE WILL BE USED!"
>"I SAID I DIN DO NUFFIN!"
"SIR!"
>You whip out your batton.
"I TOLD YOU!"
>The zebra lifts up his hoof to scratch under his collar.
"PUT THE GUN DOWN!"
>"WHATS A GUN?"
>You pull up your radio.
"We have an armed and dangerous individual."
>Nobody replies, just the sound of static greets your ears.
>"WHAT CHU DOIN!"
>You bring down your batton onto the side of his head.
>The zebra falls down the floor.
>You slip out a small bag of weed and drop it next to him and continue to beat him.
>"STOP! SOMEPONY HELP CALL THE GUARDS!"
"I AM THE LAW!"
>After a beating the zebra lays their KO'd by your 'Lawful force'
>All in the days work.

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>>25755274
To this?

>>25755280
good hygiene, healthcare and genetics.

>>25755274
>>25755280
Age + Alicornification

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>>25755240
I only read the comic version of it. I cried like a bitch

>>25755240
I didn't cry
i felt sad but it didn't bring me to tears
guess i just lack emotions

I listened to Mic the Micropenis's dramatic version. It tugs at your heartstrings, but only if you have a family that loves you.

>>25754485
no, it's the dock

>>25754485
Is this a new form of shitposting?

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>>25754485

Humans are degenerate

Unicorn Twilight

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>>25754344
T-this t.b.h

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>>25754303
proper redemption is due

>You return to your run, keeping your eyes down on the path as you jog, so as to avoid further snake encounters.
>However, with you keeping your head down, you’re surprised when a shout interrupts your thoughts.
>”Hello there, Little Hothead. What’s a little pony like you doing all the way out here?”
>You spin on the spot, noticing a rather large buffalo standing a good distance away from you.
>He’s a light shade of brown and wears two feathers tucked inside a white and blue headband marked with a diamond.
“Uh, stuff,” you say, doing your best to look innocent.
>”Well, if you don’t tell me, I’ll simply have to guess.”
>He pauses for a moment, looking over you from top to bottom.
>”You came from Maretropolis, didn’t you?”
“What makes you think-?”
>”Many things are plainly seen if you just take the time to look. For example, your hair’s on fire. Either you’re the most oblivious mare who’s ever lived and you really need to bury your head in the sand right now, or you’re a super on a journey of self-discovery. Am I getting warm?”
“You’re in the ballpark, at least.”
>”Good enough for me. So tell me, what is it that you hope to find out here that you couldn’t find back at home?”

>>25745951
Time.

>>25745951
Control

NSFW milky anthro
https://derpiboo.ru/1041698

>>25726535
First for bully

>>25726639
Second for billy

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>>25726535

>"Ready to serve the Coven one last time?"
>"Uh. You're just doing this for power. It's pathetic."

>"Well, yes. But we also need this place to fix everyone. You know that, right?"
>Esmeralda pauses
>Her voice catches in her throat.

>"Whatever. You ran out of time. Time to die."
>"...Not today."

>The dog hunches over, and adopts a fighting stance.
>The straps of her gauntlets clink in the deathly silent warehouse.
>Her legs whirr and click with every minute shift in her stature.
>A pair of red glowing plates appear to her sides and follow her arm movements.
>"We'll see."

>Esmeralda's blades hover in the air momentarily
>The two begin a grave staredown.

>Meanwhile, you and your Royal buddy are sitting atop some crates, looking down at the two and their heated confrontation.
>Steel nudges you
>"Looks like nopony is paying attention to Willow."
>He hums quietly, thinking about what to do.
>"On the one hoof, I'd like to get down there and capture them both. Esmeralda for her escape, and the dog because she clearly knows something we don't."

>He groans in frustration
>"Ah... But that might mean Willow could be used as a bargaining chip if she gets targeted..."
>He looks at you expectantly
"What?"

>"Well... YOU'RE the sneaky one. Got any ideas?"
"Let me think..."


>What should we do?

Acquire a stepping stool

>>25725809
Find foolish human, deceive it to retrieve lemon.

do some shit with books, get wings, done

>>25721328

Epcot is boring. The best part is all the countries of the world part.

>>25721328
"Yes Sunny, it's the big ball."
>She is plastered against the monorail window taking in the sites.
>You have been here a few times but it's her first time.
>She'll probably get a kick out of the 'big ball' ride.
>Probably the countries too.
>It will be fun to watch her reactions.
>You're also going to take advantage of them selling booze here through out the day.

>>25721328
Sunny eaten by gators green when?

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Are you ready?

ARE YOU READY?

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/302764/command-me

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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4h2yEetoRQ

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>>25690903

Emerald asks about the aging up potion, and how long it would last. It'd be a nice disguise, since everyone is looking for a colt.

"Around half a day, I think. That's one I would watch out for potion sickness however. It has a lot of poisonous reagents if I remember correctly."

Joyride pulls a book out of the air, and flipping through the pages magically she puts her hoof on a page and begins to read.

"Yeah, let's see... Red wine, Broccoli, Ectoplasm of a Spectre, Liquid Sunlight, Spiral Fungus... Hmm..." Joyride finishes with a nod.

Emerald asks if he could make the potion.

"It's possible sure, but it's very much above your level, and disastrous if you got wrong. Plus some of these ingredients are a little expensive. I could make it for you if you'd like... For a price!" Joyride says, beaming.

What does Emearld do?

>>25690941
Eeh, I'm suddenly not as interested in the potion anymore.
What kind of price are we talking about here?

>>25690941
That's a lot of stuff to get/go through but it would be pretty effective, only if we know the exact duration so we're not in public when it wears off. and is only good for one day. we need a longer lasting solution.

Our frustration is quite low but... I guess because some idiots hastily agreed to Joyride's offer we should hold up our end eventually. She *is* doing a lot for us, even if she's a bit crass.

>>25592329
....No archive?

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>You start breathing heavily as you grip the floor.
>At times like this, you try to focus on what is reality and what is in your mind.
>The room is dark and you feel the world swirl around you.
>You have two thoughts on your mind.
-When was the last time you cut your mane?
(How Long is it?)
-What color is your coat?

>>25592341
Well, clearly we're having a shit night.

-a few days ago
-I don't know, brown?