You go to Equestria, but you can bring another real life person

Inb4 Hitler

My friend Reagan, he's never seen the show so it'd be fun to show him the ropes.

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Hiter

>>25763980
Tesla. In his prime.

Let's see how well magic fares against SCIENCE!

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because why the fuck not

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My granny
I want to see her again

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>>25764112
>none of my close relatives are dead yet
Its only a matter of time, i am not ready

>>25764115
Yeah my only grandmother died when I was 5
Go hug your grandparents, they have a loving grandchild and they need to know

>>25764130
I can't nigga, one of my grannies lives too far away, the other is a loner who lives next door and doesn't seem to talk much, she doesn't like people touching her either
/blog

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Probably nobody. I have friends, sure, but I'm pretty sure none of them would appreciate being sucked away to equestria, and by extension from their lives and family, as much as I would.

As for dead people, perhaps I'd take DaVinci. I'd love to see the things he comes up with, be them paintings or machinations. It'd be interesting to see how he takes the equestrian world as inspiration, and how the ponies look at him. I might make him my age, we could become friends or something.

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the man, the myth, the legend

i think talking to historical Jesus would be pretty interesting

>>25764271
>uneducated, unhygienic, bronze age nut who thinks he's the son of god

>>25763980
my grandmother, I never got to know her well and I would love the chance to do so.

>>25764285
>implying he isn't your son
>implying your not god

>>25764285
exactly. must have been crazy as all fuck, but convincing.

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>>25764289

>>25764104
This.
Fucking Tesla could design stuff that would make the Elements look like firecrackers by the end of the week.

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>>25763980
>Tfw you will never revive Zyzz and become his spotter, whilst spreading gains around Equestria, all while you disregard the advances of mares.
Im not gonna make it, bra.

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>>25764500
>Zyzz meets Bulk Biceps
Just imagine

Zyzz isn't kill, he just became a blue lantern and is now traveling through space spreading encouraging messages of hope and fitness

>>25764285
>dat assmad
Kek

>>25764446
Edison, just because you are bringing Tesla.

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Can you imagine the wacky shit you would get into with this guy.

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>>25764271
>''Hello, i am anon and i revived the god of my universe''

>Jesus christ is literally frozen, doens't know how to react.
>He finally has the strenght to spill the beans
''God, why have you abandon me?''

>>25764863
>"yo, Anon are we goin to do anything today?"
"I didn't have anything planed"
>"well I ordered a horse pizza, you can have some if you want"
"thanks Gilbert"
end

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>>25764271
Not sure if bringing Jesus along would be a good idea
"Hello i am God."
>"Good, stand in the line with the others."

But hey, at least you could have a face to face conversation with Jesus and that would be awesome.

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Fuck, why the hell not?

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Ernest goes to Equestria

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I'm bringing Jontron
>hfw

>>25764530
HeadCannon accepted.

>>25764271
This.

PRERIGO

>>25763980

My wife. We'd be about the same age now, and it's someplace she'd be happy.

>>25763980
i bring one anon, a sunfag
let's go

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>>25763980
Can we go solo? I dont know anyone outside of my immediate family and they all have their own lives and wouldnt want interrupted with some crazy journey to some magical land
otherwise id probably take jesus or michael jackson with me
giving it some thought MJ would be a great person to take along, he would not only love equestrias atmosphere but his art could spread across equestria and the ponies would love him

Leonard Nimoy

I'd take Lauren Faust along to Equestria for the giggles

>>25763980
It'd be a competition between my two heroes: King Arthur and George Washington. I don't think I'm worthy of being around ole' George though, so I'll take Arthur. We can adventure together and be our very own knights of the line segment table.

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This man. Just curious what he would do.

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>>25763980
I'd bring the same guy.

But in his animated self. He'll at least fit in art style wise. Maybe.

>>25767212
I don't remember spoiling it.

Whatever.

>>25767183
What he does every night, Anon.

Try to take over the world.

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>not choosing pic related
All of you, disappointing.

>Socrates
>Teach him english
>Get pissed off from him asking questions until I contradict myself
>Finally tell him to fuck off
>Goes off to talk with the residence of Equestria, with the end goal of pissing off every last sentient being on the planet

Probably that baby whose gravestone I always take notice of every year whenever me and my family visit my grandpa's tomb.
He was only alive in this world for 2 hours man, He'd deserve better.

I'll take you along, Anon.

Yes, you. No homo

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Not only would he love Equestria for its forests, mountains and other beautiful sights, but I think he'd genuinely get along with the ponies really well.

>>25768128
/thread

>>25763980
Maybe an antibrony.

I want to see his mental breakdown.

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Gif related

I thought to myself "Hitler" and the first few answers are Hitler

he´s gonna bring up them Ubermares

>>25763980
Ghandi

>>25763980
A doctor
Getting injured or sick there would be a death sentence for a human. They would have no idea how to help you

>>25763980
My sister ;_;

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>>25767212
>El chavo cartoon Ramon

Bring Tara strong
Break the universe having twilight talk to herself

>>25763980
>don ramon
fucking kill your self

>>25763980
Seu madruga o mito em equestria...nunca pensei que eu precisasse tanto disso...

>>25767225

It's Putin, it's Putin and the Brain Brain Brain~

NYET!

*musical ending plays*

>>25763980
>Don Ramón in Equestria
Yes please.

>>25768128
>day after day you see him return from flutter's cottage with a new painting of her in some she is laughing, in others she is smiling in others she just seems to look just content and in some she is softly asleep with a mild content smile.
>you finally get the nerve to ask him
Bob, why did you stop doing landscapes when you got here?
>smiling like only the master himself could he sighs, "I never stopped. Can't you see I have been painting nothing but happy little trees all this time."

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>>25766971
Fuck

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>>25763980
Just before he ended it all

>>25769999
D-Damn Anon....

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>>25763980
>revive grandma
>make her about the same age as me
>convince her that she's actually in heaven and I have been chosen to be her afterlife companion
>live in a multicolored horse land together with one of the rare persons who genuinely cares about me

>>25769815
Quico please, go home
>>25769856
>Seu Madruga fugindo de Filthy Rich para não pagar o aluguel
>Adotando Scootaloo por sentir falta de sua filha

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>>25769999
>those quads
>this everything

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>>25767878
N-nice numbers A-anon...

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>>25763980
Alexander Nevsky

This guy is fucking awesome

>>25767212
>animated version
do you want a downgrade, anon?

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Him.Cos he's one of few creatures i'd fuck that are not pones.

>>25770177

But, anon, he didn't end it all.

>Robin Williams is at the end of his rope
>doesn't want to do another Mrs. Doubtfire
>sick of comedy, stardom, and his parasitical ex-wives
>he gets the noose ready
>steps onto the chair
>but...wait! A portal opens before him
>A small pony emerges from the portal.
>It's Applebloom
>"Please Mr. Williams, don't do it."
>she's in tears
>Robin Williams, in disbelief, slowly steps down from the stool
>"You can stay with us, Mr. Williams. On our farm. It's safe there."
>Applebloom sniffs away the tears
>Robin Williams looks at her, and cracks a smile.
>"Well, little pony, I'd be happy to come with you."
>Applebloom bucks and dances with glee
>"So kiddo, just where is your farm?"
>"Right this way, Mr Williams."
>she takes his hand and leads him through the portal
>FBI discovers his suicide note
>It reads, "I'm off to greener pastures. I'll see all of you folks again, sometime soon."
>FBI covers up incident. Incident codenamed: "That's all folks"

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>>25763980
Strelnikov.

i miss that faggot

>>25763980
> Don Ramon in Equestria
> Always late to pay his rent to Filthy Rich
> Constantly hits,maims, beats, etc him by pure accident.
> "Really? I can pay you later? You are very Filthy, Mr. Kind! No, wait."
> Don Ramon is constantly arguing with Scootaloo
> But actually cares a lot for her
> Gives her a sandwich and a cola now and then.
> One day a Timberwold friend to eat him.
> Don Ramon conked the wolf, wolf exploded.
> Don Ramon picked the beast's remains, sold it as lumber.
> Discord tried pranking him once.
> Never again.
> Ponies still remember Don Ramon's epic tantrum and the weird, metallic sound of his fists hitting Discord's head.
> But the ponies like him a lot.
> They know he's lazy and grumpy.
> They also know he barely makes enough money to get by.
> They always see him sharing his very little wealth to ponies in need.

>>25771433
> Don Ramon is always trying new jobs
> For a guy who hates working, he surely knows a lot of jobs.
> One week he's fixing plumbing around, the next week he's buying and selling used clothes around.
> Whichever money he gets to save is kept on a glass jar at his place.
> He says it's for the daugther he left behind, entrusted to his mom.
> One day, he says. One day he will return and he will have a lot of money to give her what he never could afford.
> Ponies notice a second glass jar, slowly being filled with money as well.
> Don Ramon never says what's for.
> One day, Scootaloo caught him depositing some coins in that jar and then staring an empty barrel across his window.
> She could swear she saw a single tear flowing down Don Ramon's cheeck.

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>>25771562
20/10
Excelent

>>25771433
> "Really? I can pay you later? You are very Filthy, Mr. Kind! No, wait."
>and the weird, metallic sound of his fists hitting Discord's head.
>>25771562
Okay, now i am sad

>>25770281
>Fuck grandma
>Become your own grandfather (in-law)

I'm conflicted. On the one hand, I wouldn't feel right if I didn't bring my best friend. The one that got me into pone without being a fag about it would be a needed companion in a world without internet and mp3 players. On the other, I'd prefer not having to share waifus.

I thought about bringing a woman instead. As the only humans in Equestria, we'd be almost bound to fuck at one point, but then I'd have to compete for the ponies' affections, as whoever it was would definitely be nicer than me. Who would I choose anyways? Lauren Faust, Tara Strong, Ashley Ball? Some 10/10 unrelated to the show?

I could always be a douche about it and get some random person, choose their age to be so high he'd die almost immediately, and pretend it was some close friend or family member. Manipulate the ponies for an easy way into their society, and an excuse for being an asshole. I'd never, under any circumstances, bring actual family, though. The unspeakable things I'd do to the ponies wouldn't be as enjoyable.

>>25771562
Nice.

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I'd bring >pic related
With him on my side, he'd teach me the skills of Horsefuckery.

on a serious note I'd bring MLK Jr. or Barack Obama

I'll bring John Cena.

george carlin

>>25764285
>uneducated, unhygienic, bronze age nut who thinks he's the son of god *tips fedora*

I bring the guy whos post is above mine with me to equastria.

And I make him 68 so he is sexual incompetent.

>>25775703
I bring the poster above me to Equestria.

I don't change him at all, he's already incompetent at expressing himself.

Seriously, it took me two fucking minutes to get the meaning behind your post.

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>>25771433
>>25771562
Damn

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Donald Trump of course

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I don't share my dreams with anyone.

>>25775791
You would take him away from the continent that needs to become great again? Take him into a dimension that doesn't need his management?

For what purpose?

Why would I share.

>>25775774
Im sorry. Im russian. I thought it would a funny joke.

>>25775862
I kek'd, but it's hard to enjoy even good jokes if you need to decipher the words themselves. Also, why 68? Why not over 100? 68yr olds might not get much action and have a hard time getting it up, but it still happens from time to time.

>>25775862
It was funny but in "how is baby formed" way, I couldn't write a post like that even if I TRIED.
мимo-pyccкий

>>25775887
So he doesn't die quickly. Makes the suffering longer, im a sadist.

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Make him young again - before he was cucked and became doped up on antidepressants. Make him pure and happy again ;-;

>>25777167
His soul is forever lost. It's too late for him, anon.

>>25763980
>bring someone else with me
I'm not sharing any of the horse pussy, that's hella gay, why're you so fuckin gay, dude?

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>>25772290

>>25764753
Keep in mind, Tesla isn't going to be alone, and I would ENJOY murdering Edison.

My other half. I just don't care anymore.

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>>25763980

I'd bring my best friend.
He's an anti-brony.

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>>25766971
Damn anon, that's fucking powerful