"I played hoofball in high school, Anon. I would have gone

I played football in my college years could have gone pro if I hadn't joined the navy!
Don't fuck with this senator

>not because he joined the navy

>>25769475
You're a douchebag, do, douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do, douchebag.

>>25769475
Rainbow Dad is cute, hope we see more of him

>>25769475
STANDING

>>25769693
HERE

>>25769553
Nah, he joined the air force so he could rape the ja-ponese without punishment.

>>25769698
I

>>25769711
REALIZE

>>25769711
REALIZE

>>25769475
>knee
Was there some sort of arrow involved?

I will see myself out now.

>>25769727
>>25769728
YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME

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>>25769475

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green about R63 Rainbow Dash getting his nanomachines when?

So does this mean that Twilight is going to fight Dash's dad on top of a giant robot?

>>25769475
"Yo, dude, I'm totally banging your kid. You and the missus really made some good pony poon."

>>25769809
That's her dad.

>>25769765
OUT TO MAKE HISTORY

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Is he going to make Equestria great again?

>>25769833
Dammit

Still, green about RD's dad getting his nanomachines when?

>>25769886
There's hardly anything of this guy, I'd be happy with any green at all.

>>25770067
do you think RD's family knows FS's family? They went to school together and were friends, in addition to living in the same town.

>>25770100
We haven't seen FS parents in the show, And i think we have only seen RD's Dad, but assuming they where good friends, i don't see why not

RainbowDad is qt, would like story

>>25770132
General opinion about him also seems to be that he's a single father.
Green about RD's dad being a DILF even other dads can't resist when?

How about Rainbow Dad being the star running back in high school?

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>>25770298
Im waiting for this green

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>"You can be crueler than that Applejack."

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I want to cum inside Rainbow Dad.

Here's a prompt:
>RD gets a letter from her Dad in cloudsdale
>says he's dating someone
>RD is excited because he's been a single dad ever since her mom died
>She goes to visit, gets a shock when the one he's dating turns out to be _________

>>25771630
A griffon

>>25771630
Fluttershy

>>25771630
Applejack

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>>25771630
>>25771646
>RD's Dad starts dating Gilda's single mother
>RD and Gilda become sister-in-laws

>>25771630

twilght

>>25771630
A wonderbolt
Soarin? That'll be a shock

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>>25771716

>>25771630
ME BARRY! ME!

>>25771630
Princess Cadance

>"I can explain! Shining and I have an o-open relationship!"

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>>25771716
This

>>25769475
>knee
I don't think there are archers in hoofball. Is there something you're not telling me, Rainbow Dad?

>>25771904
>this meme
Alright, fine, might as well run with it.

>Rainbow Dad used to secretly be an adventurer like Daring Do, going on epic adventures and fighting evil monsters

What if he was her mentor? I mean they're both pegasi, that could make for a pretty interesting backstory when you think about it.

>>25771953
Secret siblings? The mane fits

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GREEN type of bump

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>>25769475
Then i took an arrow to the knee

>>25772260
nice name faggot

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>>25772305
Thanks m9

>>25769475
>tfw no gay r34 of RDad yet

why live

>>25770298
>RD's dad
>DILF
>In that time all the mothers of the mane6 wants his D
>including Moonbutt or Sunny i don't give a shit

You have my interest sir.

>>25772479
>gay
Im really get sick of this shit, cant we just have a straight story?

>>25772514
no

>>25772514
_no

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>>25772684
>>25772692

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>>25769475
>"back in '82, I used to be able to kick a hoofball a quarter mile"

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>>25773345
>"how much you wanna make a bet i can kick a hoofball over one of them mountains"

>>25773345
>>25773363
kek

>>25769858
BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE

>>25771716
T H I S
H
I
S

>>25772514
There's plenty of straight stuff, most of it is just incest.
There just needs to be more. Gay or otherwise

>>25771630
Bane?

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THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE

>>25773438
Fuck you, your making me want to play MGR

>>25769475
Horses have knees?

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>>25769475
I used to be a hoofball player like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

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>>25771716
>no green yet

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Y'know what happens to horses when they break their legs right?

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God damnit, how do i summon the writefags?

>>25769475
Ar>>25769475
Argh, shut up douchebag!

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>tfw my dad never took me to see football games

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>>25773820
Yes.

>>25769475
new head canon: RDs dad is the Al Bundy of Cloudsdale

>>25769475
I used to be an adventurer you know. I would have gone pro if I hadn't hurt my kne

>>25769475
Fuck off woolie

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>>25771716

i desire this green

>>25771716

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>>25771716