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>>25764374

>>25764374
Did you saw what love did to changelings? It's a fucking nuke.

Baby don't hurt me.

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>>25764132
Jokes on you, that semen belonged to random ponies with AIDS, i also put some more with blood on your drink

>>25764141
HIV dies on exposure to air, dingleberry.

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>>25764132
I dont think you want to do this cadance, i haven't had tendies, and im pretty mad

Assuming this post means toys that I want, not toys I want made / to exist:

I want any toys at all.
My parents would kick me out if they found any.

But more specifically, literally everything Gilda related, a Twilie plush, a Chryssy plush, a Rainbow Dash plush, a Twilie Funko and an RD Funko.

>>25763988
>tfw no gilda funko

>>25763988
Strictly speaking it was about nonexistent toys you want made, hence the Naked Rarity image, but this thread can also apply to existing toys you would like to own.

I recently had an epiphany that Starlight Glimmer is shit.

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>>25763243
I'm sure I wasn't the only person to think about this, but Spike is more than what we take him for.
He spent his formative years building a mental wall against selfishness and indulgence, a wall that is constantly being attacked by the fact that he is forced to interact on a daily basis with the only mare he's ever met who tempts him.
He slips up once when Discord or some other top-tier being isn't there, and everyone he knows and loves is dead...and he knows it.
This is cause for reevaluation.

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>>25763243
Let's discuss Sweetie Belle's sexyness instead.

>>25763107
pinkie

>>25763107
Twist.
She's been on suicide watch since Season 1

>>25763133
She was only depressed in party of one, and we all know they will never explore that part of her ever again.

Your mom.

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>>25762956
all of it.

anything from wallmart

i skip the GOAT everytime.

GET INTO HER TANK AND FUCKING FUCK HER JELLY ASS. THE PAIN OF HER STINGING ONLY MAKES YOU HARDER.

Take it like a slut

I want to see her in a schoolgirl outfit first, then we'll talk business.

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>>25764203

Dissapointed. I wanted hoping for a sailor outfit.

>>25762292
Some dumb-ass shit probably.

>>25762292
Something to replace the elements of harmony?
(R.i.p elements of harmony)

>>25762292
>That "Cosmos" guy from the Sony leaks is actually Starswirl the Bearded
>In the end he is defeated and it is revealed that he orchestrated everything from S1 to S6
>Defeating him was M7's final exam
>He then proclaims them to be guardians of harmony and disappears forever

>>25762103
We get it, there are plot holes.

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>>25762103
>Sunburst
He's a plot device you dip

>>25762103
Just accept it dude, there was about 45 minutes to tell a story and the best they could do was create some neat alternate universes. They simply didn't have it in them to create a legitimate backstory. I suppose you'll have to go to fanfiction to get what you want.

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>>25761809
I used to ship my OC with my twifu

>>25761809
>make an OC to call 'there' waifu
>I call her ghost
>literally a red eyed daring doo
underage, pls.

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>>25761809

>>25761673
Maud plays Dwarf Fortress

>>25761673
AJ would play Harvest Moon.
Twilight would play Big Pharma.

pinkie pie plays mario party
rainbow dash plays f-zero
twilight sparkle plays fire emblem
applejack plays harvest moon
rarity plays the sims
fluttershy plays animal crossing

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>>25761652
Alright, you asked for it.

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>>25761652
>not having a chaste waifu

>>25761652
Thanks, Sunny. I haven't done laundry in two weeks. And no, don't swallow the liquid detergent. I don't know why, of all things, you insist on carrying it in your mouth and licking it up when you spill it.

>>25761305
Those are hooves, twalot.
Lay off that dank shit for a minute.

>>25761305

>>25761305
*pulls out ninja stars* As you wish, your majesty. *I jump backwards and upside down, throwing the stars in a perfect line, completely severing her head*