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i don't
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>>25780756
I am currently fapping to this.
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Anon, this is amazing! I've never seen a toilet this big.
Are all human toilets this big or do you get a big one because you're a wealthy and important human?
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>>25780416
I'm a politician.
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>>25780416
I am a wealthy and important human.
Does my status make you wet and want to fuck me to get some of it now?
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Yes Twelort, I am wealthy white westerner and have big beautiful porcelain toilet and soft tree slices of which to wipe my nutrient rich feces.
The other 90% of the world are subhumans with concrete squatting holes.
Does this information please you?
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>"Anon, good news! I've just got done filing your taxes!"
>"If my calculations were correct, this'll be your biggest return yet!"
>"What are you going to do with it?"
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Be a jew
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>>25780079
Add it to the bank account, then have sex with Condense and Shiny
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>>25780102
invest in gold futures?
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>"Do I look like a degenerate ape fucker to you?"
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>>25779436
Yes.
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>>25779436
Nope, just a degenerate fucker.
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>>25779441
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Reviving this thread because edition
>What is Nor/mlp/eople gaming?
It's a gaming thread were the people of /mlp/ gather to talk about the show and videogames
>Do you have a steam group?
Yes we do
>Is the steam group shit
Yes it is
>Do you have a Team Fortress 2 server?
Yes we do
Old, outdated, pastebin:
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>>25779250
I am still the best.
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>>25779250
Abandon everything and fuck TW3, here's the true game of the year:
>>25777431
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>>25779266
FUCK YOU I'M BASED SCOUTAlso, nice dubs
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Why can't we all get along?Twilight loves both of them, you all should too.
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>>25777509
I just noticed something. Why are unicorns always the villains and cause so much trouble? Unicorns should have lost the civil war.
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>no trixie
>>25777540
So Twilight can have laser fights
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>>25777509
Fuck Twilight
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Because where could I tell people about my intense love for this beautiful, royal little filly.
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Therapy
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>therapy
That would be strange.
Then I would have to mention that I am pretty much in love with her, and in addition with a rainbow colored-, a pink-, a very shy- and two applefarm horses.
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Anyhow, DT love-bump.
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Opinions on King Sombra? 2015-12-14 22:31:05 Post No.25767513
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Not gonna lie, He may be my favorite villain.
Aside from Discord, of course. Although he may not be considered a villain anymore, right?
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I liked his timeline. I liked the depiction of a war taking over Equestria having a constant fight rather than just a black/white one battle thing.
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>>25767513
>I like a villain who was in this one shot enslaving ponies
That's be like me saying my favorite pony is Starswirl the bearded.
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He's a qt. Would totally go sub for him.
Innkeeper
CYOA - Just Another Day Ch. 21 2015-12-14 05:32:44 Post No.25761761
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CYOA - Just Another Day Ch. 21
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>Ponyville seems to be a hotbed of excitement these days. Between the dragons roosting in the mountains, horrid monsters wandering out from the Everfree Forest, ancient ruins discovered deep in the earth, and the ever-presenting of all-out war between the Equestrians and the Gryphons, it seems like everypony looking for fame or fortune is flocking to this town.
>It is an age of knights, adventurers, dark magics, and destined heroes.
>You are none of these things.
>Your name is Pot Luck, and you just want to run your inn and tavern, the Sword and Board.
Archives: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/anotherday
Characters: http://pastebin.com/RVB0Hjqp
Inn floorplan: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fouKOvZLar5QZ4zOwmvnXA1hcPZ5UIBXNuy8RN0oFME/edit?usp=sharing
List of Supplies and Upgrades: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V--UewucWq-klJcnPumQzFhbhvzOHngW6zQM9e-NXfE/edit?usp=sharing
Finances: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19YTLZkq_pXLE_QWo5srNBJThwC7dr25PBJcjbCHX8_4/edit?usp=sharing
Special thanks as always to our artist.
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>The evening has been a rather unusual turn of events, with few customers save for your dinner date with White Wine and an oddly cultured barbarian by the name of Dragon Skull Thrice Impaled. But you've managed to have a pleasant time with Wine, learning a little bit about the charming mare.
>"What about me? What made you decide to say yes?" Wine inquires.
"Well...a pretty and successful mare asking you out to dinner isn't something a sane pony would say no to," you reply. "You seem fun and interesting, so I figured why not see where things go."
>Wine glances to her empty plate, then tips back her mug to finish off the last of her beverage.
>"Now that was a lovely meal," she remarks, "you sure do know how to wine and dine a girl. Excellent choice of the wine, might I add. Whoever made it is clearly a brilliant and talented winemarker. Probably good looking, too."
>Before you can say anything further, though, your barbarian patron lumbers back up to the bar, an empty plate in hoof.
>"I realize that my frame of reference mostly consists of watery stews and the like, but that had to be the best meal I've eaten in a fortnight!" he exclaims, slamming the plates down. "Mr. Luck, I'd tip my hat to you if I had one."
"I'm glad you had an enjoyable meal, sir. Is there anything else you'll be needing? Another drink? A room?"
>"Actually, there is one thing," Dragon Skull replies, looking a little embarrassed. "After such a great meal, I feel a wee bit awkward asking about this but I do have one other request that's a bit...esoteric."
"What're you looking for? I'll do what I can."
>His expression fades to more taciturn as he takes a seat at the bar. "I'm looking for...zebra."
Input response.
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>>25761761
WEW
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Did this just start it did I just get lucky randomly stumbling upon it?
Where we play cave explorer.Archive http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/sam/
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Sam inspects the small light in the hole next to her. it looks like a small device of some sort. Sam should be able to reach it if she tried..
She feels strangely anxious however, like something is watching her.
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>>25756515
>Grab it then
Its blinking with "NO SIGNAL", a small extendable cord hangs from the side..
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>>25756564
Sam pockets the device.
She hears the tunnel shaking behind her, it must still be collapsing...
Anonymous
Crystal Warlock #2 CYOA 2015-12-10 19:08:56 Post No.25723713
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Previously:
>Your name is Aurora Flare
>You are an apprentice of King Sombra
>You are among the very few who serve King Sombra willingly
>You were tasked with finding a way to destroy the Crystal Heart with generous seven days to spend
>You are in a possession of a powerful, dark artifact named The Crystal Note. Gift from Sombra.
>You have attempted to bargain a “Life Tap” spell from it but in the end, the deal was refused.
>You are currently observing “arena” participation by two prisoners of the Crystal Empire.
>Your old student, filly named Nifty Ribbon, has left the observing crowd despite Sombra’s presence and is currently trying to strike a conversation with you.
Days Left:7/7
Inventory:
>Crystal Berries [Handful]
>The Crystal Note
> [Brightness Unfold]”Dez Via No Reo. Shine!”
> [Telekinesis] “Ev Lea Kru Ve. Ascend!”
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"You probably heard…” you begin, lowering yourself enough to stare Nifty straight in the eyes, “but I have joined His Majesty’s side.”
“B-but, he’s-!” She begins and is quickly silence by your hoof before she can say anything unnecessary.
“He’s our king. Me and others… chose to do something a lot of Crystal Ponies, including your mother, don’t agree with.”
“Miss Aurora…” You notice tears beginning to appear under her eyes, forcing you to bite your lip in hesitation.
“Listen, Nifty. I am no longer your music teacher. I haven’t even played a musical instruments in Tartarus only knows what time. I’m not “Miss Aurora” anymore.”
“No!” She shouts, forcing into your muzzle, “That can’t be so! Is it because I didn’t attend your lessons? I’m sorry, I am! I practiced every day, I could only play with sticks and rocks but I’m getting better! Please, miss Aurora, I’m sure if you listen you’ll decided to teach again… Not because I’m good, but because…”
“Listen, Nifty…” This was too painful. Honestly, you barely remembered having any joy in music. It was lost.
“Listen, Nifty…” You repeat, trying to keep your gaze set on hers, “There’s no way of going back. I’m doing my best to make the best of the situation.” Cursed tautology.
“…What’s “the best situation”, Miss Aurora?” Her lips tremble, “How long will I have to… move crystals without a break? A day? My mother says it’s not going to stop, the only thing we have is hope… What is it you hope for, Miss Aurora?”
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>>25723713
What in the fuck?
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God Dammit, forgot tripcode. I'm so useless.
Panzermane
Galloping Steel - Tank CYOA #12 2015-12-08 02:39:55 Post No.25696743
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>Your school, Compass Rose University in Fillydelphia, has assembled a tank combat squadron as one of its sports teams for the very first time this semester.
>You are Tread Softly, or just Treads, cool-headed and perceptive mechanical engineer in-training.
>You and your childhood friend Little Star have signed up for tank battle. You have since been named the commander of the school's tank squadron after you won the first practice battle.
>Your team is yourself (commander), Little Star (driver), Kimono (gunner), Mountain Ash (loader), and Fountain Pen (radio operator). Your team is named Liberators and your tank, a Panzer III Ausf. J, is named Sturmwind
>You stopped a pickpocket and a local news reporter gave you her business card.
>You have agreed to a weekly Monday-evening meeting with your team to discuss Tanksport and make plans for upcoming weeks.
>Several ponies in the squadron have advised you that the squadron needs a strong leader to challenge the bad decisions of Quiet Halls (AKA Halsey), the professor assigned to manage the university's new tanksport squadron. His ignorance of the repair needs of old tanks caused the demonstration of the squadron's Panzer III to be a disaster and his attitude thus far has been largely short-sighed, disinterested, and obstructive. You have chosen to wait for the right moment to confront him.
>Presently, you have three out of twenty squadron members assigned to side-projects.
>When we last left our protagonist, she and Little Star were looking for tank ice cream and other tank-shaped memorabilia. They had just found a promising ice cream parlour when a truck loaded up with an old FT-17 light tank drove past. Treads is currently in pursuit of the vehicle, leaving Star to tend to the ice cream.
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>Chasing the truck through the busy city streets, you have discovered the name "Burnie's Disposal" written on the side. You figure three things. First, that judging from the name they're probably going to melt the FT-17 down for scrap metal. Second, that since you have the company name, you can probably get the phone number from a phonebook. And thirdly, that if you can get the FT for the university, you could either use it or sell it off to another university. Scrapping it for parts also occurs to you, but you know enough abut period tank to know that the parts aren't typically cross-compatible with other tanks (unless they're very similar machines, such as all the endless Fairweather variants).
>Concerned that said melting may be scheduled for today, you've decided to stay after the truck, but you keep an eye out for a telephone box so you can hopefully call ahead and tell them to keep the tank on reserve for you. You soon find that whilst there are phone boxes to be used, the truck (having pulled onto the main road now), has picked up enough speed that you'll definitely lose it if you stop to make a phone call.
What will you do, commander?
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>>25696788
Follow that tank mane
Also is it me or are the memes a little strong right now?
Anonymous (ID: !!E4Yli5RCMA7)
Rock of love™ CYOA 2015-12-14 04:53:01 Post No.25761364
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>Remember that headcannon or whatever that Celestia gives you a house and a stip for life? All the ponies love you or whatever, and you spend your days laying around, playing hoofball with Dash, and having sex with whatever Pony you chose?
>The truth is so much harsher.
>When you came here, you were regarded as an "endangered species", true enough, and given a little bit of money on some type of Pony welfare program, along with a cheap shitty house, once a year passed all those luxuries ended when you got a letter from Celestia.
"Dear Anonymous:
It has come to my attention that you have resided within my kingdom for the period of one year(s), While I hope you have settled in and gotten accustomed to daily life with my little ponies, I feel it would be most enlightening if you were to get out there, and expand your horizons. As such I will be halting the collection of your monthly sum of bits,and request that you step out into the wide world and seek employment as an official citizen of Equestria. Good luck~<3
Sincerely,
Princess CelestiaSanchez
>Long story short? Get a job you bum.
>Of course you can ask your buddies in Ponyville for a job right?
>NO.
>There isn't any work for a non pony here, so that means you have to seek work out of town.
>At least that is what the ad at the town hall board said.
>"Strong worker wanted! Must be able to move large loads for several hours, with an appreciation for simple living! Live in job! Must be willing to change residences! See igneous at the Rock Pie farm for details."
>Rock Pie farm? Those are two words that you've never seen together before.
>Whatever.
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Lurkin
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>Not bothering to tell your Pony friends about your departure, (because they didn't really care for the most part) you set off on a train the next morning for this "Rock Pie Farm" with high hopes, and hope for the future.
>What type of place could this Rock Pie farm be?
>A veritable paradise with plant life flowing out the earth?
>A flowing waterfall, with colorful butterflies fluttering about carelessly, and the gentle howls of simians and birdlife?
>You can't wait!>Pic related
>Your jaw nearly drops.
>What in the hell were you thinking when you saw "Rock pie farm" anyway?
>An aged Stallion stands by the gates to the farm, which is odd, as they have no fences or anything around the property, so it makes you wonder the purpose of such a structure.
>You take a deep breath putting your immense disappointment behind you, strolling towards the stallion.
>He eyes you from your feet to your face, as you approach, and stop in front of him.
"........."
>You pull the collar of your shirt a little nervously.
>Cool sideburns though.
"Can I help you son?"
>You stammer out you're here for the job, and show the ad to him.
>He takes it off your hands with his hoof, and looks the paper over.
"So Pinkie did post it. Good girl."
>You ask how he knows Pinkie Pie.
"She's my little girl. Why?"
>You nervously say you know her, and respect her.
>He cocks an eyebrow.
"On to the job...my last worker was a unicorn. She left some big horseshoes to fill, so I only take top notch work. Can you do magic?"
>You shake your head.
"Then what can you do?"
>You reply that you're a hard worker and a fast learner.
"....Fine. Wait here."
>He leaves you for the farmhouse in the distance taking his sweet time getting there.
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continue...
Anonymous
Plush Thread - Best Pony Edition 2015-12-09 17:21:38 Post No.25713197
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Plushie and related things go here. Post all the pony plush pics pls.
Post pics of your new plush or progress you've made on your current plush project!
Watch for streams from our based plushmakers.
Prior thread: >>25656956
>Plush makers list (update me more plz)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nGiLeaAqN7EmXYQoLHklgYXnjuPe3mHvWbiHW_WPzZg/edit
Guides:
>Mare Pattern
http://i.imgur.com/3qnqSiL.png
>Step by Step instructrions
http://imgur.com/a/eLPmP
>Lewd Instructions
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ATHzkeJLr1l6JulzQXRm3bIhYPjuSfjcNsExaXsFQxM/edit
>Mane & Tail Tutorial
http://voodoo-tiki.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Mane-and-Tail-Tutorial-422375776
>How to clean your plushie & remove mayo
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Minky-Plush-Washing-Guide-526558030
http://clopaholic.deviantart.com/art/Removing-Mayonnaise-from-a-Plushie-478146400
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no, there are a few variations that developed over time. not sure if the current unicorn model matches the new winged ones.
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Soon...
still can't get over how damn amazing this looks
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"We forgot to bump" Edition.
Come in here, all you /ss/, loli, MILF, and cougar lovers! Talk about or write about relationships between characters with a big age difference here.
BasedPastebinFucker's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/BasedPastebinFucker
Kid Anon and the Spa Ponies: http://pastebin.com/604wKseg
Right and Wrong (Anon x RD): http://pastebin.com/34vUjssQ
Blue and Orange on the Rainbow: http://pastebin.com/LTHRbaVn
Anon x Changelings: http://pastebin.com/JzKpr3yw
KidAnon and Babysitter Fluttershy: http://pastebin.com/LSXpUfUs
Anon x Ginger Snap (filly scout): http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24611358/#24621083
Anon x DT: http://pastebin.com/VX9AexTa
The Wonderful Misadventures of Scootaloo and Kid Anon: http://pastebin.com/zRVrGVPz
White Cream (Twilight Velver x Moondancer): http://pastebin.com/F13LxLWN
Spike x Rarity x Fluttershy Magic Dragon-cock Harem two threads ago (Get a pastebin or something!)
KidAnon's Family Lesson: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JCuAgpY6DhDHmR7oXTB0tFMi0_WKhUJma6L7tVAH8MI/edit
The Nightlight - Young Anon x Twilight: http://pastebin.com/KGAwSJH3Pretty damn violent, you been warned
Parent's Night Out - Child Anon x Cadance:
1: http://pastebin.com/zwC0NpR4
2: http://pastebin.com/h5PL42Ep
3: http://pastebin.com/KSGt3cXy
4: http://pastebin.com/3cYrn5i9
5: http://pastebin.com/etFHephx
6: http://pastebin.com/jmK3Cpat
7: http://pastebin.com/fsW6SPA3
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Aw, it died?
Anyway, here's the pastebin for the Spa Ponies bonus scene in you were wondering or missed it when the previous thread got knocked off.
>http://pastebin.com/yKG1R29d
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>>25656626
Yeah, when I woke up the thread was archived already.
Also, nice job on the epilogue.
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>TFW I remembered the thread needed bumped too late
>TFW I could've kept it alive
But that unfortunate fact can't be changed.
I will hopefully have my own epilogue written soon, and start cracking on my MA story.