What do little ponies dream about when they take a little pony snooze?
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>>25791214
Luna, mostly.
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Cellophane flowers of yellow and green towering over their heads.
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Being the little girl, of course. :^)
Sometimes they have nightmares about overgrown neckbeard manchildren masturbating to them in a hot mess of semen, snot, and Doritos, but it doesn't happen often
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>"You're really bad at sex. You should consider never having sex again."
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y-you too
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>>25790443
Joke's on you.Masturbation isn't sex ;_;
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>>25790443
"You're really bad at small talk. You should consider never talking again."
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>"Are you sexually active?"
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>>25789872
With myself.
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>>25789872
I am now
>rapes
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no.
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I wouldn't think twice
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I'd think thrice.
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>>25789803
can't drink ice
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>>25789803
I would. Her eyeball is green.
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>"Oh..*sniff* Hey Anon..."
>"What? No, I'm fine."
>*Sniff*
>"You know me. I'm always alright."
>"It's nothing, really. Just...need to get over it, is all."
>"Fine. It's...sometimes the other students still...you know."
>"And I've..."
>*sniff*
>"I've tried really hard since then...I really have."
>"But they still...they still..."
>"Anon...do you think...am I a good person?"
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>>25788963
>Of course not, Sunset!
>You're a shit waifu and a shit person!
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>>25788963
Sunset, you turned into some kind of pony goddess through the power of friendship. If that isn't indicative of how good you are, then those fucktards need to get their heads out of their own asses and stop eating their own shit.
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If you weren't a good person, I wouldn't have a 2tb hard drive dedicated to pictures of you now would I?
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>Hey Anon, you ready to clean me after my workout?
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>>25787850
Sure autismfast, let me just get a bucket of bleach and some steel wool.
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>>25787850
that's my fetish
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>Want a kiss, handsome?
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>>25787456
I would love to, but I don't kiss dykes.
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>>25787456
>Sadie's Song
no thanks
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>>25787456
I know that's you Big Mac, you fag
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Suddenly you are a pony and starlight glimmer is next to you what do
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Kill, remove horn, sell powder to Chinamen as aphrodisiac.
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>>25787103
That's my anon'.
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>>25787098
I ask Glimmer why did she make me her daughter
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>"What do you want for Christmas, nonny?"
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>>25786494
A ticket to Equestria.
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A sense of purpose and to not die alone
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>>25786494
Happiness.
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Would you a ghoul pony?
>lonely
>Unloved
>Probably has hundreds of years of experience
Would you pitty fuck at least?
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>>25784803
>tfw necrophilia fetish
It's a definite hell yes from me.
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>>25784803
Depending on how bad, yes.
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>>25784803
You're asking me if I, as a pony, would fuck a walking, talking, horror show, because she will never get this chance again?
...........maybe? I mean, to me it's what's on the inside that counts so if i got to know her first then maybe, but this is still a bit of a stretch.
>"MMMFN FNN NMF, MNMN!"
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>>25784783
MMM-MMMF
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Mmmph!
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>"GAZE INTO THE ASS OF LIMESTONE PIE!"
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>>25776361
I can see the universe!
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>>25776361
>Seeing her chiseled ass fills you with determination.
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>>25776361
I'd like to stick my lime into her stone pie, if you know wot I meen.
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/swt/ - Strange Waifu Thread: Return From The Dead Edition 2015-12-14 20:39:53 Post No.25766607
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/swt/ - Strange Waifu Thread: Return From The Dead Edition
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For all your irregular waifu needs.
Feel free to post new strange waifus, or check our writer's pastebin for one that suits you.
Previous Thread:
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I have no idea how out of date this shit is
Writer's Pastebins:
http://derpy.me/SWT
(No guarantee that this is up to date)
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http://www.fimfiction.net/user/LocalWriteDrone
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>>25766607
I need this thread in my life.
Please don't die so often.
That being said was there a story here about >pic related?
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>>25767307
Not that I can remember. Sadly, we never got many ghost stories. The few I can remember only went on for a few posts and died before being finished. Rather ironic, now that I think about it.
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Hello, strangers
Comic #37 is out on iTunes.
Previous comics can be found here:
https://yp1.yayponies.no/book.php
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SEIGE
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Things are heating up in the gymnasium. As bodily fluids pile up on the dance floor, drama brews among our characters. Hearts will be broken, hymens will be torn.
Prepare for part 10 of FulLR3tarD's Homecoming Anon
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Prepare your anus
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New thread smell...
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Eagerly awaiting the return of Badass Shimmer