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>>25769872
We own a farm. They misinterpreted it and thought I'd made love to our ponies. They called the police and I was sent to jail for animal abuse. I was raped multiple times and at night as I wept I could think only of pony and how it would soon be all over and I'd be free to finally clop for the first time, but one day in the yard I must've crossed the wrong guy cause next thing I knew I was strung up against the wall and a blunt knife was tearing painfully through my fingers. In the medical ward they managed to re-attach them but they also found some irregularities while testing. They ran some more tests and found that I had severe testicular cancer and had to remove them straight away to save my life. The chemotherapy had a bad reaction with my body's repair systems and there wasn't enough blood circulation to keep my re-attached fingers on, despite their best efforts - they were also lost. The entire ordeal and multiple rapings also left me crippled from the waist down. But I'm free to watch sexy ponies and dream, which is just as good, right?

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>>25769979
that's quite a story you got there

My mom and my sister teased me for it a bit, but pretty much forgot about it after a while.

My dad on the other hand, got kinda mad. I never really figured out his problem, but I think he may have thought it was a teenage rebellion thing. I'm pretty sure he's completely forgotten the whole thing by now, because he tends to do that.

>>25769816
OMG IKR XD

>>25769816
other than the logo and the tag, there's nothing mlp about this

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look at these brownies

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JESSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Surprised I haven't seen any milkmare slave stuff in these threads yet.

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Jinx muh friend where'd you go?

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>>25769764

>>25769764

kekoldry is actually pretty hot if:

a) you're the bull (inb4 white guys can't be the bull)
b) it's a girl getting keked (known as kekquean)

>>25769802
>a) you're the bull (inb4 white guys can't be the bull)
no

>b) it's a girl getting keked (known as kekquean)
yes

>>25769441
Made Snips and Snails eat her period blood.

>>25769441
>"HOLY SHIT I'M DYING HEEEEEEEELP"

>>25769441
She shit herself and started throwing up

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Is a melee build even possible in this shit-show of a game?

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>>25769545

I've been killing the shit out of folks with this thing.

Also,

>shit-show of a game

>just like every fallout game

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>>25769609
>tfw that's my favorite weapon

no.

>>25768998
long trixie is long

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>>25768998

>>25768729
>thumbnail

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>>25768729
It would be like licking a deer's antlers.

>>25768729
like bone to be honest family

>>25768581
>anon makes a face of sheer horror
>Laugh track plays
>screen freezes
>credits roll, playing end theme

>>25768581
When I asked if you had any other friends, I didn't mean this.

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>"I hope you're sitting comfortably, anon."
>"I brought my FRIENDS box set!"

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>>25768414
Princess Cadence and Twilight are definitely the 3 and 4 spots on the batting order. Cady's results are sick.

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Naw, she helped Spike get the thing, and had her husbands love to BTFO the bug sluts.

Giving Love Butt too much credit mi familia.

No less you forgot the part where she kept Sombra out.

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>>25768469
Tatzelwurm too. Not to mention funding this bad ass number.

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This is my cool face.

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>>25768237
we're on a mission from celestia

>>25768778
There are 106 miles to chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half pack of cigarettes, its dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

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>>25768202

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>>25768202
best pony

>>25768202
This is true of the board in general.

(desu, I don't really know what autism really is. I know it's a psychological disorder, but that's about it).

>>25768195
Uhm, yes, actually. One large cup of sit on my face right now

>>25768195
>"God help you, if you forget to buy some tendies."

>>25768195
A prostate exam.

first for RGRE Nyx

>>25731811
Sorry Anon, none of us are good enough with our ancient Greek mythology for that.

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>>25731834
get your asses on it then

>>25766757
Yes you gotta poop.

POOP THIS DICK!

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Scat thread? Scat thread

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>>25766757
If you Eat gems do you shit bricks?