>"Oh, so you're a mare, too, Anon?"
>"You have a penis!"
>"..."
>"What are you talking about? Stallions don't have penises!"
>"Of course I have a penis, why do you ask?"
>>26405099
Twilight's face looks really funny in that pic!
>>26405099
Because I want to pee in your butthole.
>>26405099
I'm going to go fuck Applejack's... brother? Sister? The big red one.
>Fake storyboard
If that's the case why did it come out so soon after Flurry Heart's reveal?
Hasbro: 1
/mlp/ bronies: 0
>>26404846
Because the creator wanted to ride on the coattails of Flurry in hope for some credibility to rub off on it.
Bad bait: 0
/mlp/: 1
>>26404885
>believing Jim's lies
>>26404885
>believing Jim's lies
>"Bro, I'm not gay. I'm married to a beautiful mare. I just like sucking dick is all."
>>26404578
But how can you enjoy sucking dicks when nothing in equestria actually has genitals?
>>26404604
You lack imagination anon, where we're going we wont need mouths to suck.
>>26404604
>"Bring your dick over here and you'll find out."
Surprise Thread.
>>26401087
Who the fuck is Surprise?
>last post on asksurprise was september last year
I haven't checked the blog for years, but damn, that makes me sad.
>>26401087
Would Surprise beinto rape?
Hasbro C&Ds MisterDavie, noted pony animator infamous for Cupcakes, and Smile HD
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/02/misterdavies-mlp-videos-taken-down-by.html
>>26400000
What a shame. A get wasted on bad news.
>>26400000
Poor bastard
>>26400000
February strikes again.
Applefags, why do you like her? What's her appeal?
She's just a very down to earth, family-oriented mare. Would make best wife.
>>26399418
she's stable
>>26399418
Her appeal is her "apple". Get it?
>I TOOK OVER THIS HUMAN'S BODY, ANON!
>>26399052
KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
Fuck, for a second there I thought that was a picture of me.
/mlp/ what would be the names of some the ponies r63d so far
Twilight sparkle=Dusk shine
Pinkie pie=Bubble berry
Rarity=Elusive
Fluttershy=Butterscotch
Applejack=Applebrandy
RainbowDash=RainbowBlitz
Luna=Artemis
Discord=Eris
Lyra=?
Bonbon=?
Octavia=?
Celestia=?
Derpy=?
Spitfire=?
>>26396657
Lyra Heartstring = Leroy Strungchord?
>>26396675
sounds like a cheezy pornstar name
>>26396759
Once I have a child his names gonna be leeroy strungchord
>"Oh my! I think this 'Dragon Ball Zee' might be much too violent for me. Can't we watch a nicer animay like... the one with the hamsters...?
>>26396346
You're right! You should be watching Dragon Ball GT!
>>26396346
Just watch a little longer. You'll like this guy.
>>26396346
Yes.
ARCHIVE: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/necropone/
PREVIOUSLY ON NECROQUEST: >>26135286OH MY GOD ALMOST TWO WEEKS AGO
[the monotony of foot travel has worn heavily on your sense of adventure. It's late afternoon now, some hours since your PARTY had set off on your journey. The other members of your group plod along in a similar fashion to you, even the nurse's bounces seem to have slowed down. The landscape around you is mostly the same as when you set off, beaten dirt and grass with trees too sparsely placed to be called a true forest. Your feet ache, but your INDOMITABLE SPIRIT keeps you going.]
Hug the necropone
>>26395861
ask if we can have a break soon.
Stop and eat lunch
I want to cum inside Discord
I want Discord to make me question my sexualityand enjoy it
>>26394252
How?
Does he even poop?
>>26394252
I want him to transform me into Fluttershy and ravage me only becasue he can't have the real thing.
>The last thread: http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26335145
>Our Stupendous Writers:
Kassaz - On a Break
Nasseau
Regidar
Vexd
Flutterpriest
>Our Dynamic Artists:
Dolly - MIA
Twizzle
Patch - In College
Seenty
mlp-pregnancy-is-magic
This is the pregnancy general. All things motherly, fetal, and uterine are welcome.
Come here for the general's stories, archives, and the like:
http://pastebin.com/u/MLP-Pregnancy
http://pastebin.com/u/MLP-PregnancyV2
Good pregnancy stories from elsewhere:
http://pastebin.com/iFmvc0r0
Contact info of our contributors:
http://pastebin.com/TzmGf039
Last, but not least, here are some CYOAs:
Continuation of `Of Colts and Foals'
https://ml.ponychan.net/anon/res/427079.html
Purple Pony's Peculiar Pregnancy
https://mlpchan.net/anon/res/451538.html
What if you had a satyr child with your waifu, and your kid got pregnant? What would you do?
>>26393316
Well, it'd depend on how old my kid is when they got pregnant. And how they got pregnant. And who they got pregnant with.
... I need more information anon.
>>26393282
You mean correct "spell"ing
"Would you blackmail Rarity into doing anything humiliating? What?"
The original thread >>26217125 died two days ago, and a couple of write friends never finished their works, so I'm restarting the thread in the interest of summoning them.
TS Punk's Rarity Blackmail:
http://pastebin.com/NKGwpufc
Lowflying Boookah's Short Story:
http://pastebin.com/jfrsLTf3
I made the pastebins, so writefriends if I missed a part, I am sorry.
New writefriends are welcome to start here!
Maybe
>>26392307
ts moved to fingerbang don't know about the other guy.
>>26392979
oh cool, thanks man
>" Core MY LITTLE PONY revenues increased, but were offset by declines in EQUESTRIA GIRLS."
http://investor.hasbro.com/secfiling.cfm?filingID=46080-16-110&CIK=46080
Where were you when Equestria Girls was put in its rightful place?
>>26391659
>eqg is shit
but we already knew this
>mfw hooves will always be better
>>26391659
Just you wait until the new Mini dolls really take off.
>>26391659
>Even kids know those movies are pure shit
>"This is my favorite book. My parents gave it to me on my 10th birthday."
>"I...I know this is going to sound silly but.."
>"It's stormy out and we're stuck here together till it clears up."
>"Would you...want to read this book...with me?"
>"I promise I won't turn the pages too fast."
>"Books like these...I like to read slowly."
>"With someone I really care about."
>>26389240
Sorry bitch but I like to read turning the pages very fast. Good luck on the next try
I can't read your fucking horse runes.
>>26389240
>mfw speed reader
Keep up, girl.