>"Grr... NO THAT'S WRONG! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT MY OWN BOYFRIEND DOESN'T EVEN KNOW MY BIRTHDAY! WHAT ELSE DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE MARE YOU SAY YOU LOVE?! WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR, ANON? WHAT'S MY FAVORITE ICE-CREAM FLAVOR? WHO ARE MY TOP FIVE MOST FAVORITE AUTHORS? LET SEE HOW MUCH YOU KNOW ABOUT YOUR "BABE", ANON, HUH?"
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If you don't tell me shit, how should I know it, babe?
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>>26599355
>Favorite color
Either 68238c or d63a90.
>WHAT'S MY FAVORITE ICE-CREAM FLAVOR?
Vanilla.
>WHO ARE MY TOP FIVE MOST FAVORITE AUTHORS?
How am i supposed to know? You never told me.
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>>26599355
Green.
Chocolate
In order Celestia
starswirl
iorveth
Oberon
Terry Prachett
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Cyborg CYOA 2016-02-28 02:59:21 Post No.26595930
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Dead Rising? Hospital Edition edition
Welcome to Cyborg CYOA, where you, Dr. Shining Lodestone, and your ragtag batch of half-robotic misfits must traverse through an abandoned/quarantined hospital while fending off various other half-robotic ponies that want to kill you.
Obsolete Thread: >>26544590
Maps: http://imgur.com/a/usyHu
When we last left our cyborg friend, he'd recently moved to his old office and our party's cybernetics were upgraded. We also found out that the psycho cult has the ability to see through the building's security cameras, or at least one of them did, and then found a shocking truth about said Psycho Cult...
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Soothe crazy pone. Assure him he is safe now.
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"No, we're not. The name's Dr. Lodestone. I trust that you're feeling better without those voices in your head, hm?"
>"I... y-yeah... my head's still really fuzzy, but... how...?"
>You lift up the earbud, which you'd left on his shoulder.
"Seems whoever this psycho cult thing is, they're running out of psychos. Or at least they're trying to make more. What's your name?"
>"Thunder Dancer... m-my head's still killing me..."
>You nod.
"So, mind telling me more about this Creator? Last time I checked, robots didn't need anything to eat."
>"S-she's not a robot... she... she's a little filly, but... but she says she... gave birth to the Machine, and... and she... p-praise be the Creator,... she's just a little filly, she... she..."
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Easy there Thunder, take your time.
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Super Pony - Power Ponies CYOA 2016-02-27 23:24:56 Post No.26593809
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Super Pony - Power Ponies CYOA
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Bzzt Edition
>Oh look, another text-based CYOA, what's with this one?
Glad you asked.
Welcome to Super Pony, a CYOA taking place in Maretropolis, a city where the forces of good and evil are at a constant struggle.
You play as Easy Ride, also known as Road Rage, and this is your quest to get back at Boomerang for sending you to prison and subsequently ruining your life.
Catch up on this and other CYOAs here:
http://anonpone.com/capeshit
Inventory:
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Last time:
>Beat Sludge.
>Bottled him up.
>Got interrupted by a super on the way home.
>Talked to Ice about her relationship with Two-bit as well as your own past
>Set half of him free, sent a quarter to the police, and kept the last quarter for safekeeping.
Let’s continue.
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>You crack your eyes open, sitting up in bed.
>Yawning, you stretch your arms skyward.
>Looking around, Tinker and Storm are still asleep, snoring softly.
>Tinker grips his little toy car tightly around his chest.
>You used to be able to sleep till noon, but you find yourself waking with the sun, just like you did in the desert.
>Adhering to a strict sleep schedule will do that.
>You toss the covers aside and hop out of bed, heading towards the kitchen.
>Opening up the pantry, you grab a few pieces of bread, toast them, and apply some butter.
>Taking a seat next to Voltage, you eat them, electing to cut it back a little bit now that you’ve regained some of your squishiness.
>With your meal in hoof, you look around, trying to find Two-bit and Ice.
>They sit in the living room, just talking.
>You have some hopes about what.
>Voltage looks over to you.
>”Hey Easy?”
“What’s up?”
>”Sleep well?”
“Yeah, all good with me.”
>”Good, I wanted to ask you a silly question about yesterday, about what you said to Sludge.”
“Shoot.”
>”I know that you don’t want us to go public about our actions, and that’s fine for you, but why shouldn’t we all?”
>You set your toast down, looking over to her.
>”I mean, if you want us to do some hero things too, why can’t we get the attention that comes with it too?”
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Have you looked at the supers of this city? They all let it get to them. They glorify their actions and accept praise from the populace for every little thing they do. A lot are probably supers just for the recognition, and not because it helps the citizens.
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>>26593814
Problem with the heroes in this city s that they want to be celebrities more than they want to protect ponies.
They're all selling perfumes and signing things for their fans. Makes it easy for them to not think about the consequences of what they do.
I mean you saw that chump last night. He thought powers were an excuse to hassle strangers into his house.
He thinks he deserves something others don't because he can do something unusual.
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/mlp/ Rewatches MLP:FiM. Episodes 2x9 / 2x10 2016-02-27 19:29:16 Post No.26591643
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/mlp/ Rewatches MLP:FiM. Episodes 2x9 / 2x10
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"One (err, two) episode a day keeps the fans of the fandom away"
The idea was to rewatch the show until more or less when S6 begins, watching two episodes every Saturday and Sunday. We won't have time to watch all the episodes (that was the original idea when most of us tought S6 would begin until around September). But still, we will keep rewatching until the new season begins. Feel free to discuss it again, post screenshots and stuff about todays episode ITT.
In around 2 hours, at 16:30 EST (21:30 GMT) we will watch the episode together through a website called watch2gether. Link to the room is below.
Today we will watch Sweet and Elite (Season 2 episode 9) written by Meghan McCarthy and Secret of My Excess (Season 2 episode 10) written by M.A. Larson
The stream will begin, as I said, at 16:30EST/21:30GMT right here.
>>>>>https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/slashmlprewatches-obrld06woymqj2cc
If you want, you can watch them online right here:
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvatdn_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-episode-35-sweet-and-elite_shortfilms
and
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xmzsvk_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-episode-36-secret-of-my-excess_shortfilms
And you can download them here.
>https://yp1.yayponies.no/episodes.php
Thanks a lot to the OP from last weekend for doing this when I couldn't.
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>watching the show
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Thank you for this, I enjoy these get togethers.
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>mfw I had a Blue Screen of Death right after clicking "submit".
Impressed the thread made it. I tought I would have to copy-paste from the previous thread and change everything again
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>"Rarity said dragons spread the STD"
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Well, she's right
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>Not wanting the double DNike is best non-existant ship.
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Dubs confirm.
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Archive from the start: https://www.anonpone.com/vampony/24981509#navbar
Inventory/Player Info: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CmvuNPhx2qKfOgB8Yze97VohAdWfaPMi3ZgQVNWr4eM/edit?usp=sharing
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Summary:
You are Mango, a Batpony from a small town near Las Pegasus turned vampire by Fierce Fang. After deciding against joining the older and obviously amoral vampire Mango fled both him and a bounty in Las Pegasus caused by her feeding habits. She went to Ponyville, where there are supposedly no Vampires to compete with.
But after divulging her Vampire status to Zecora, the Zebra snitched to Twilight who confronted Mango in the Castle of the Two Sisters.
Caught between a rock and a hard place, Mango tentatively went along with Twilight's plan to send her to infiltrate a group of vampires in Canterlot, though not until she gets help renegotiating the terms of the arrangement thanks to Fluttershy, and joined the Adventurer's Guild to put her powers to lawful use.
She made her way to Canterlot where she found the meeting was about Fierce Fang and his attacks on other Vampires and mortals.
The group of Vampires called themselves the "Council" and seem to be mostly concerned about keeping up a facade that benefits their current lifestyle.
The meetings end with one of the members nearly killed, supposedly by Fang's goons. Fearing that the member was told about Mango's alliance with Twilight, Mango confessed this to June Bug, one of the members Mango had developed a friendship with.
This was taken rather poorly by the other Vampires, but not so much that they harmed Mango, and she left Canterlot for Ponyville by train, feeling alone yet again.
The train experienced a robbery, and despite taking some buckshot, Mango stopped the robbers, and is trying to get the train rolling again.
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>You get a cup of water from the beverage cart, though it's in the car behind yours..
>While your there a somewhat shocked mare gives you three meatsticks.
>"You, uh, ordered these earlier. I heard a ruckus, and then what sounded like gunshots, so I hid back here... sorry."
>You then fly back and splash the conductor in the face, waking him fairly quickly.
>"Ah! Who?... AH!"
>He flails a bit, smacking you in the face as he comes to.
>"I told you bastards I ain't got nothing, dammit!"
"Whoa, hey, simmer down. Hitting ponies is rude. I stopped the robbers, I was just trying to get you to get this train moving again."
>"Ah, shit, sorry." he picks himself up and looks around the train.
>"Alright, nothing seems to be too damaged. I can take it from here, miss."
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"So, uh, what do you think I should do with the bandits?"
>He harrumphs.
>"If I was a vengeance minded pony I'd say you should just leave them tied up behind the tracks. But I'm a better stallion than that, so tie em up and haul 'em to the caboose. That's where that lazy train Guard is posted anyway."
>So much for being able to relax.
>As the adrenaline wears off more and more your leg wound is getting rather painful. It looks better, and the bleeding has mostly stopped, but you're not sure if you can put much weight on it.
>You pull out a meat stick and chew on it as you decide what to do next, which draws a curious stare from the engineer. You do have a lot of rope, so tieing up the brigands won't be an issue.
>Even now your wings are getting more exercise that they have in years, though that's because you usually just glide from cloud to cloud when flying for any length of time.
>input action
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Head back and tie them up. Start with the mare we hypnotized since she'll wake up the soonest.
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>>26589730
Yeah, tie them up, but keep them on the train. Twilight's guard can deal with them properly when we get to ponyville.
Well, Anon?
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>falling in love with one of you mom's friends
that's some serious ara ara~
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>falling in love with one of your mom's friends
>being enemy with one of your mom's friends
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Mother = Twilight
Lover = Applejack
Friend = Pinkie Pie
Enemy = Rarity
Boss = Rainbow Dash
Terrible loss = Fluttershy
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Did /mlp/ behave when she was here?
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We put our best penis pics, of course.
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>>26588177
b-but there isn't a 29th month
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>>26588194
>Eurofag
Learn to Amurican.
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Would your waifu approve of your clothing style? Pic related is the style I wear do you think my waifu would approve?
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Unless your waifu is Rarity, I don't really think they would care
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What's a waifu?
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>waifu is AJ
>clothing style is jeans and plain shirts
10/10
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Dirty Work (Thread 9) 2016-02-27 06:03:58 Post No.26586174
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This is the story of a mare named Sharp Catalog who made a deal with less than trustworthy ponies and came out of it better than expected, at least for the moment.
Last Thread: >>26519973
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>Trotting home is an odd experience at this time of night.
>The streets shine in the moonlight, and your hooves echo off the buildings around you.
>Few ponies are out right now, but many lights across the city's skyscrapers remain on, which gives a sense of life to the urban wilderness.
>Still, you stand a little taller and pull your saddlebags a little closer, keeping a watchful eye on the alleys around you.
>You count them as they pass in pairs, and feel a little bit slighted by Canterlot's city planners when you discover a skipped one on the left side of the street.
>Dividing the streets themselves is a small grassy green path, sprinkled with trees, and raised ever so slightly from the cobbles of the way itself.
>There's a few seedy looking types around at this time, maybe at a 1:18 ratio of normal ponies that cross your path.
>None seem to pay you much mind despite your below-average stature, but then again, you aren't the wealthiest looking pony in the world.
>Home is easy to find.
>Downtown fades behind you and with it most of the more intimidating looking ponies out and about, the cement of the sidewalk passing underhoof until you reach your own apartment.
>Clomp, clomp, up the stairs and to the door, where you now stand outside, key in hoof.
>input action
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Go inside, quietly.
Try not to wake the Tally.
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Quiet entry.
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I was going to say go straight to the bar to drop off the ID, but since we're already here, >>26586186 and >>26586195.
>"Ok Anon. We're going to play a little game. It's called the 'how would you feel if someone did that to you?' game. So tell me Anon how you feel if I came over and pushed you down while you were carrying 15 books?"
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I CANT FEEL MY FACE!
BUT I LOVE IT.....YEAH!
BUT I LOVE IT.....YEAH! OHHHHH!!
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Depends on whose books they are.
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"I would feel incredibly aroused."
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>Wait.
>You're one of those, ugh, femdom fetishists?
>Get away from me, you creep.
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This only turns me on more
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>>26581083
Don't flatter yourself
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>>26581083
>rape
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Name brony songs that are actually decent. I'll start
>The Gypsy Bard
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>brony
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>EQG
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meme arrows
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>"So you wish to marry your 'waifu' hmmm?"
>"Well things work a little differently here."
>"You're going to have to wrestle her and win!"
>"Not so fast Anon!"
>"Ever wonder why so many of the mares here are single?"
>"That's because many of them are ex-prime time WWE wrestlers."
>"It's a bit of a tradition around these parts you see. A whole coming of age thing or something."
>"You know Celestia used to wrestle under the name The Testy Annihilator. I'm sure you could imagine her signature move."
>"Well anyways...."
>"Good luck Anonymous."
>"Oh and one more thing!"
>"If you lose, it's tradition that she peg you. And you can't get another rematch for a week."
Would you wrestle your waifu if it meant that you could fuck her?
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go fuck yourself shit prompt man
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>>26574338
You're not fooling anyone, Discord. You guys don't even have TV!
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>>26574374
SOOO MUCH POSTIVE VIBES! UNF~
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The 2016 4chan Winter Competition Thing Thread 2016-02-20 23:43:31 Post No.26525500
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Some people call it a cup.
Late night fun edition
>What is this?
http://implyingrigged.info/
A >football virtual tournament in PES 2016 where various boards play against each other. All the players are real, gathered in Chihuahua, Mexico, playing on LAN.
>Where is it streamed?
On the official 4cc shitbox channel https://derpy.me/NgEmz
>When does /mlp/ play?
Sunday Funday, 17:00 UTC, against /o/
Today's matches:
/tv/ 3-1 /h/
/vr/ 4-0 /wsg/
/f/ 4-3 /int/
/s/ 3-1 /n/
/g/ 0-4 [s4s]
/gd/ 2-1 /r9k/
/b/ 2-3 /out/
/ck/ 2-3 /a/
In the last thread:
>together forever
>greentext a shit
>HitlerxJews9000
>I am unable to make a fucking thread
Also for some sweet pics of our new Cloudsdale Arena aka gRacist Barn 2.0, check out the previous thread >>26519003 (Cross-thread)
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>Some people call it a cup
I call it Rock, Paper, Boris
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>>26525500
First for horse pussy
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we /sp/ now