>'Anon I don't know what kind of erm, 'different' cultural habits you had back on earth, but you can't do that here in Equestria!'
"How do you even know what a middle finger means?"
>>26115739
No. I will continue to draw penises on your face at any party you pass out at. It is a time honored tradition, and you should be proud to be included in it.
>>26115739
>mfw rape
Just got back from a 3 week vacation /mlp/. What did I miss?
>>26115475
hiatus
>>26115475
SiE is up again.
A drawfag is working on a comic
/tv/ came and shatpost.
/v/ came and wasn't rude.
There was a mild bit of interaction between some SU fags that didn't end in bans.
Hiatus
A reminiscence thread is up and going.
A new general revolving around love horse is running.
4chan keeps telling me to go outside via captchas
These are all I can think of right now.
So OP, why were you b&?
>>26115475
>>26115476
Better start packing again
MLP in space.
IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Human ayyylmaos or Lovecraftish ayyylmaos?
An epsiode about the refromed villians
A good Spike episode
Lemon Zest is dancing to her rock music paying little attention to her surroundings. Her erratic hip movements combined with her short skirt are causing her underwear to be revealed. At least they would be if she had underwear.
You are the only person who has seen her, but the bell will soon ring and flood the halls with students. If she keeps dancing like that, the entire school willl see her vagina and the menstrual pad peeking out of it.
What do?
>>26115251
Nothing. I don't care, I silently leave the school behind, walk through the portal in front of the building, kicking the mirror into shards behind me and never looking back.
>>26115251
I knock on her back door
Been dreamin'
I've been waitin'
To fly with those great ponies
The Wonderbolts, their daring tricks
Spinning round and having kicks
Perform for crowds of thousands
They'll shower us with diamonds
The Wonderbolts will see me right here at the Gala!
>>26115057
Do you believe in maaagic. In a young girls heart. How the music can free her whenever it stars.
AND THEY DONT STOP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING
I might be a rockstar, but I'll never be a critic
I might like porno, but baywatch is fuckin sick
I might have screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum
I might have gone to uni but at least I know I'm dumb
I MIGHT BE A CUNT. BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT A -FUCKING- CUNT!
How many of you faggots like ponies compared to EQG.
http://strawpoll.me/6541183
Is this supposed to be a show vs movies poll, because I know some of the movies are better than a couple episodes, but comparing the two and thinking you can only like one or the other is retarded.
>>26114873
This is the work ofCarlos
>>26114884
/thread
Fuck off, OP.
>"Wow Big Mac! Your ballsack sure is bigger from the inside!"
>>26114547
Why does that surprise you? You've been there before.
>>26114604
Top kek
Little did big mac know cock vore doesn't work as it does in his porn.
"Woah *pomf* what are we doing to do in the ballsack Big Mac?"
"Hey, is that Applejack? Hey Applejack!
"Can we see my friends now? I'm sure they'd love to join too"
"Scootaloo?! Sweetie Belle?!"
"CUTIE MARK CRUSADER TESTICLE DWELLERS"
then big mac casterates himself to rid himself of the torture.
How is it possible for them to successfully create waifu after waifu?
>>26114260
it isnt. you just have shit taste
>>26114321
I waifu her.
>>26114260
There's a secret AI program that gathers, analyzes, and creates waifus. Every time it synthesizes a waifu, it gathers data about the general perception and reaction from the audience towards the waifu. This is a recursive process in which by the AI gets smarter, better, and more crafty with its waifu creation, with the goal being to, one day, create the ultimate set of waifus to make all previous waifus obsolete. You've been warned. Hold on to her, Anon. Hold on to you your waifu, and never let her go, but the AI will surely target you, and formulate a waifu for you, and tempt you to be unloyal.
"You love me? Hmm that's nice I guess."
>>26114118
"Loathe". I said loathe.
Guess we can add "hard of hearing" to the list of things wrong with you.
>>26114118
no rarara, i love MI. they are much better than state. now give me that paper.
>>26114118
Kill yourself, Rarashit.
I never even said that you deaf whore.
"Krucal" Chrysalis is my variation on Chrysalis, and I seem to have become addicted to drawing her.
This is a continuation of >>26107962.
When I first posted it there were a few anons interested in it so I'll just continue the "Krucal" Chrysalis thing with a new thread.
Now this here is something from later, trying to make her vicious. Her hooves are replaced with a type of claw.
I'm working on another piece right now, one where the guy is getting lucky again. I'll try to keep it semi-safe like on the other drawings so I can post it here.
>>26114069
That's a neato chupacabra you got there, bud.
This guy gets another lucky break. Spoilered for safety.
Last one for now. When this is over I'll have quite the collection.
I hear a waifu being formed
Desktop thread.
Poast em.
>>26114231
0/10
>not using windows 2000
>just went to the wikipedia page for My Little Pony to get an image of the old school cartoon to be snarky on /co/
>the title card shot is named filename related
>laughed so hard I forgot what I wanted the image for
>>26113841
Lol, simply eric, my dude. Can't wait to post this tastiness to /r/4chan.
>>26113862
yeah wellyour waifu a shit
Ponies make for horrible friends
Who is the most masturbated to pony? Not just the one with the most fanart/porn either. I mean, who has had the most baby gravy spilled because of them? Is there even a way to know?
>>26113701
yes. go out into the world and ask every single individual these questions
1) who is the sexiest pony?
2) how often do you masturbate to them?
3) out of those times what is the average amount of gunk spunk spewed?
4) is there a pony to masturbate to more?
5) would you like my number?very homo
once you have done this. report back to /mlp/ and be made a legend
NOW GO! LET THE LEGEND COME TO LIFE
>>26113724
>image failed.
>>26113701
For me it's got to be Pinkie. She's not even my favorite pone but she's just so fuckable.
>Y-You're in love with ME?? I...I-
>>26113383
>anon slams the door in twilight face
>>26113383
No. I'm not a faggot. Your fans are pretty fond of you having a cock, fyi.
>>26113383
No, you stupid fatty, I'm in love with your friend
>walk into your room
>see this
what do
>>26112830
Assume the position
>>26112830
How did you even fit in here?
>>26112830
Is snuggle a metaphor for "Bang"