Ponycon NYC thread.
how is the first day?
It's terrible cluster fuck.
She is the Countess
Been sitting in the game room. This con is so boring.
Think of your waifu. Got it? Good. Now the think of the last song you listened to.This is the song you'll use to seduce her
How screwed are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIqVCJWSoeE
Extremely fitting ti have to say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3ixfTKGG8A
>https://soundcloud.com/eglavs/nep-rtraukti-nenorimti
Hmm... Not bad.
>>26446499
>Knife Party/Krewella- Fire Hive
God bless my need to come back to shit I used to listen to
>"welcome to /mlp/, how fucked up are you?"
How fucked up am I? I have a crush on a fictional child! Get out of my way, motherfucker, I'm hardcore!
>>26446404
I don't have a plush
I have all equine based penetratable toys from bad dragon.
Along with 8 others based on other animals
You are pone, what do?
>>26445636
Check your surroundings for dropped bits
>>26445636
OH SHIT WAKE UP, THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A ROOM!
WAKE UP PONER, WAKE UP!!!
>>26445636
Wake up and start the day
Describe the feeling you had, when you first started watching the show.
confusion and wonderment, then came joy and more confusion and then more joy.
>>26445428
depressed suicidial before
after happy mad me feel like i ment something
>>26445428
WHY I CAN'T STOP WATCHING IT WHY
*voice in my head*
>HORSE PUSSY
awkward boner.gif
Got anything special planned for hearts and hooves day?
>rape
>>26445044
Sure, me and myright handare going to have a romantic dinner and then she's going to have some good up-and-down on my penis.Then, when she has fallen asleep, I'll probably have a shot at her lefty, ditzy sister.
Going to my special somepony tommorow to meet his parents , However they do not know I used to be a stallion but now a mare
So what is /mlp/ expecting from this?
>>26444920
a movie
>>26444920
Nyx
if you go on the imdb page for it it says 'the plot is unknown' hehe
>"Wake up, Anon! I wanna play Xcom 2!"
>>26444465
>"Oh yeah, he isn't real."
>>26444468
>"Hey Anon, come watch me perform some awesome stunts today!"
>...
>"Oh yeah......heheheh..."
>*sighs*
>>26444468
>>26444475
Why is this episode so polarizing on this board?
I thought it was great.
Tortoises are universally hated by the /mlp/ community, anon. Pones and Turtles don't fucking mix.
>>26441893
I thought it was great too. Make up your own mind on an episode.
>>26441893
I hate it because Dash fucked up all Cloudsale for nothing
I should not br surprised tho, Dash is a cunt since S1
>"Your cock feel comfortable in that little cage of yours, Anon? It was custom-made to not fit you. Don't like it? Too bad. Because it's never coming off. I can't have you corrupting the sexual purity of my subjects, after all."
>>26441393
Then how are you going to reproduce, faggot?
>>26441410
Ponies are grown in vats.
>>26441393
>"Anon, I've been wondering..."
>"Do humans come in different colors like we ponies do, or do they all look like you?"
No, all humans are white.
All humans are white like me.
>>26441245
I feel like you've asked me this before, Twiggles.
This is the story of a mare named Sharp Catalog who made a deal with less than trustworthy ponies and came out of it better than expected, at least for the moment.
Last Thread: >>26366138
Castlist: http://pastebin.com/eSW5Hevs
Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/dirty/
>>26388526
>>26388533
"Still waiting on the details, but my next job shouldn't take nearly as long as this one did."
>Tally lets out a small sigh of relief and tips back a sip of her drink.
>"Thank Celestia..."
>After a small pause, she wipes her lips and chuckles,
>"Willow came for a visit while you were gone. Said she missed you."
>Willow is a friend of Tally's, more an acquaintance to you.
>She's a dancer, and also one to prattle on about useless drama, but not a wholly bad mare overall.
"Really? What'd the two of you do?"
>"Eh, talked work, or in my case, laziness. She's been bogged down as of late, but invited the two of us to go see a show she'll be in, a week from now or so. She's only an extra, but it's better than no part at all. Have any interest in seeing that? It's called Giselle, or something..."
>She then takes another sip of her drink and falls back to the couch.
>input action
>>26441066
Express our interest in that, and wonder if there are an odd or even number of seats
>>26441066
That sounds really neat. Two act musical?
>>26441066
Of course we're interested. First Shakespeare and now live theatre? We're classy.
>>26441153
Odds are that the two seats will be together. Just make sure that we get the one that's even.
http://pastebin.com/mWrxJJPr
>"Quote that sounded most inspirational when I read it off brainyquotes"
Post sheets.
>>26440554
http://pastebin.com/3A1tSkei
http://pastebin.com/2060acJQ
Tail docks are for slowly stroking while you hold the mare's tail upward, revealing her shamefully wet marehood.
>>26439512
yes
I can fap to this
>>26439512
>>>/trash/1372875
>>26439512
yessss, rubbing it with your thumb as you grab a handful of ponebooty
Want a prompt writefags? Here you go.
>>26439381
>RainbowDash walks into your store.
>>26439381
>>26439381
I would pone that pones pone