She is infrount of you what you do
>>26157501
Walk away with my feet
>>26157501
Take off her boots.
Sniff her feet.
>the-butch-x
off yourself
Everyone here most likely has almost the same amount or even more more pictures of or involving Rainbow Dash than their actual waifu stored on their computer. Prove me wrong.This obviously doesn't apply to those who already consider her waifu in the first place
>>26157383
I don't even have one pic.
>>26157383
Same as>>26157428
I have none wIt's RD don't want my pc with worse pony.
>>26157383
I have very few Dashie pics.
Most are variations of top cunt.
Is Chrysalis the one that bears all the changelings? If so, who is their father?
Anon, obviously
>>26157317
They hatch from eggs, so
I like to think that Chrysalis is like one of those bee queens. She grew up, but there can only be one adult queen in a hive, so she had to take her most loyal followers and leave for a new place
>>26157317
>you will never be forced to breed Chrysalis for an entire week to ensure every single one of her eggs are fertilized before she lays the clutch.
>she will never cast a virility spell on you and force you to eat hypernutrient changeling jelly during that time, ensuring you can only eat, sleep, and breed her.
>you will never pound her so hard and so often that her belly swells so much the bottom is translucent, the hundreds of eggs swishing around in your fluids
>she will never waddle off, engorged with fertilized eggs and semen, to lay the eggs in a chamber.
>she will never return, molt, and demand you guard and snuggle her till her new chitin hardens
Life is suffering.
Time to choose
>>26156812
Pegasi.
I'll develop my horn later.
>>26156812
pegasus
no doubts
>>26156812
I want to be a super magical being like Twilight who can learn spells just like that and has a huge amount of magical power
what is twilight dreaming about /mlp/
>>26155194
this dick
>>26155194
This guy
Does anyone in here realize how hypocritical and meta this episode is?
"Executives ruin the true artistry of the show"
"Oh like you're doing now, Hasbro?"
>>26154534
I actually love when writers shit on their employer subtly.
>>26154534
What annoyed me about this episode is how it portrays pop music as "evil" instead of just another form of art.
>>26154566
This.
It's their way of getting back at Hasbro for Twilicorn.
>"Must you always insist on coming over? Lyra isn't even here right now. Why do you visit us? You don't even come here for the candy I make so what the hell do you want, human?"
>>26154115
"oh, nothing important! These helium tanks I brought with me are just for show!"
>>26154115
You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me some fucking candy: fucking swizzle sticks, fucking gumdrops, fucking peppermints, fucking candy canes! Four fucking rows of chocolates!
And I really don't care for the way your roommate left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with a fucking box of fucking candy that was fucking empty. And I really didn't care to fucking walk all the way across fucking Ponyville on my fucking feet to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want some fucking candy RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
>>26154115
i just wanted to buy some candy
We can make /mlp/ great again!
>>26153551
by moving everything to trash?
We must deport the EQGfags, fetishfags, bad CYOAs and other shit generals
Put a temporary ban on EqG posts until we can figure out what is going on!
let's post autism
>>26152743
Did you guys like any of the Japanese voices?
>>26151187
...
>pic related
So are they literally called "My Little Pony Girls" in Japan?
>>26151193
problem?
I really like these pones. My favorite is Lily. Would like to see more of any of these three succulent pones!
>>26151007
Roseluck a best.
>>26151007
>three best friends
>best enough to share their husband
>scratch that
>best friends enough to form a harem
Roseluck is so fuckable.
I am offering you a passage into Equestria.
This comes with a terrible cost.
Your pride...
Your dignity...
Your very soul...
Tell me, what are you expecting me to ask of you?
Murder of a close friend? Perhaps, scale a mountain of burning sulfur and brimstone, naked?
Perhaps, being forced to live through the gauntlet of Dark Souls with every death as real as the last.
No, this is something much more simple - much more cruel.
To get your wish...
beat this game:
http://games.kids.yahoo.co.jp/sports/013.html
>>26150154
>yahoo
>sports
ya nothx
>>26150167
>this nigga doesn't know
You're a lucky soul
>>26150154
I'm not clicking that shit, fuck off.
>"Ooooh, fuck, that's good..."
>"...why are you slowing down?"
>"Trixie didn't say you could stop."
>"I don't CARE if you came inside, Trixie demands more orgasms!"
>"KEEP FUCKING."
>>26149262
Well you're a unicorn, Trixie
So I don't see why you can'tgo fuck yourself
>>26149262
>implying she wouldn't be impressed by my human endurance
Stallions orgasm in seconds, anon.
>>26149277
CARLOS
So, this board, this fandom, the whole "brony" sensation... at its core, it's a sex thing, right? A fetish?
>>26148300
Yes.
No its about a show that we all enjoy
>>26148300
>tfw a serious lack of Pinkamena porn
Really saddens me...
Oh I'm sorry op, what was your question?
>I-I lost...?
>Anon, I demand a rematch!
>>26147596
No, fuck you, now I get to take your thousand year old virginity.
>>26147596
Okay, give me a minute. Humans have a bit of a sexual refraction period.
>>26147616
>>26147625
Why does it always have to be sex? Why can't we have a cute story where Luna gets upset about losing a board game to Anon?