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>>26459254
prove it isn't real, right now.

Can you do it? Didn't think so.

>>26459254
Who's your waifu specifically, Anon?

>>26459254
If you were sure about all of this, you would have an heroed instead of posting.
>inb4 but muh fear of nothing

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>>26456722

>>26456722
>Cadance-Fags
Do these even exist? How do you deal with the fact that your waifu is happily married with a stalion that is probably 10 times better in bed than you?

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>>26456722
Hearts for the heart throne!
>>26456731
The same way you reconcile your unrequited feelings for your waifu, I imagine. Close your eyes and remind yourself that it's a work of fiction.

>>26456632
Presidents Day

>>26456633
It's still confusing, and not everyone has work off on Monday.

Coldcon NYC.

>>26455632
where's adagio?

>>26455657
>implying Hasbro is savvy enough to know that villains sell

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>>26455632
My body is ready.

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>>26455295
Rose is a pretty mare.

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Roseluck thread on Valentine's Day.
yes please

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>>26455295
POTENTIAL
that's the word I was looking for
vinyl has 0 potential in comparison to rose, Rose cutie mark and her generic style leave her story fairly wide open for many possibilities. Vinyl is stuck eternally behind a studio bar and a mic since the community has seen her and forced her to stay in such way

>notthisthreadagain.png

just tip that shit already

>>26453299
Can I ask you something. Why do you feel the need to tip glasses of chocolate milk over? Do you hate chocolate? Do you hate the fact someone else has something you dont?

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>>26453299

>>26453287
When beds can fly.

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>>26453287
>most smug, obnoxious, worthless piece of shit in all of equestria
>best pony

Trixiefags will never make any sense to me. Is being a trixiefag the result of a humiliation fetish, or just incredibly shit taste in pone?

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>>26453287
Hopefully she'll get a role in S6

>>26452402
"What? Why would you even ask me that? You know what - fuck it. Go ahead. One hand, one breast, through the shirt, you get 5 seconds, go."

>>26452402
Spike we all know that you're gay.

>>26452402
Why not

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>>26451617

"I'm not sure our hosts would appreciate you murdering their tiny guardian."

>"I'm not trying to kill it! See, it's fine, it just... wanted to take a little dive."

She lifts the dog out of the water.

>"Right puppy? Right?"

"It doesn't look too well."

>"H-hey c'mon, stop playing, now."

"..."

>"... Can you flush a dog down the toilet?"

>>26451682
I don't think so. Here, let me see it.

>>26451682
Better let me deal with this

>>26451539
Silently slip out of existence

>>26451539
Kill yourself.

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>>26451539
Every problem has a solution

>You snap back to reality, stuffing your completed bottle into your saddlebag.
”So, I take it this’ll do this job?”
>“It should. Bottles will never let you down.”
“Right.”
>Your containment device procured, you wait for Voltage to return.
>You don’t wait long, and soon hear a knock at the door.
>Opening it, you find High Voltage smiling.
>You motion towards the table and she falls into step, walking behind you.
>The two of you sit down next to Storm,
“So, good news I hope?”
>”Good news and bad news.”
“Bad news first.”
>”Okay…”
>High Voltage spreads a map out on the table.
>It looks like a huge mess of lines, creating masses of squares that stretch across the entire city.
>”The bad news is that this map is gigantic, without any more evidence, we’d never be able to find him.”
>”I agree. An area this large? We’d never find him.”
“So what’s the good news?”
>She taps her hoof on a circle near the east side of the map.
>You lean over to get a look, and find her hoof on a large circle of water with several sewer lines leading into and out of it.
>”This is the water treatment plant. All the gunk in the sewers flows in there, they treat it, and send the clean water back to the city.”
“But where does the shit go?”
>”Gets dumped into the ocean, I think.”

>>26449974
>Ice speaks up.
>”So, what’s the point?”
>”I bet a really gross trash guy will be hanging out with all the other trash, so maybe we’d just have to find where all the solid trash goes.”
“Crawling through pipes? Disgusting.”
>”Maybe, but I think these sewers that flow east out of the treatment plant go to the ocean.”
“Well, that’s just fantastic. Head to the grossest part of the sewer and hope the gross dude is there.”
>”Hold on, there’s more evidence than that. From what I heard, that area of the sewers is closed off, and there’s rumors of alligators or other monsters down there among teens. How ponies adventure down there, sometimes don’t come back up.”
“Yikes.”
>”They’re rumors, didn’t look into them enough to see if they’re true.”
>”But how to we get down there?”
>”Any manhole we can find east of the plant, I think? Unless you want to sneak into the plant or crawl up the drainage pipe from the ocean.”
“No, I think I’m good.”
>Ice taps her hoof to her chin.
>”So, few more questions. Are we ready to go? How are we going to get to the east side of town? Can your motorcycle carry three? Is it even a good idea for us to take your motorcycle? Is there another bit of planning we’ve forgotten?”
“Jeez, I didn’t know we were playing twenty questions.”
>”They’re important, though.”

>>26449988
I'd still like to find info on where those abductions were before we try anything.

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Working on next update as I speak!

I will try to make it a priority to continue and wrap it up for ya'll.

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>>26449885
Why must you disturb the dead Anon? Let it go.

>>26450256
Churro just said he's working on the next update, let him finish his green.

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>>26449723
as a Lesbian I am into this kind of thing.

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>>26449723
I think I'd bump that anyday

>>26449723
Fashion is stupid

I make it a point not to have sex with anyone who hasn't washed their cunt in several years. So, I'm going to have to pass.

>>26447568
>"That's protective crust Anon, everypony has it."

>>26447556
>Losing your virginity to Twily
>Alicorn
>Massaging her wings while nibbling at her horn
Living the dream

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>>26447202

>"What is your bidding, my master?"
>Her voice is heavily distorted by the black mask she wears, but you have come to get used to it.
>Her face may have been scarred, but it is still recognizable. She didn't like that.
>In her eyes, the moment she gave up her old life and put her faith in the Dark Side was the moment she stripped herself of her name, her face.
>She could no longer be the librarian, the student, the friend of traitors.
>She could no longer be Twilight Sparkle.
>You turn to look into the dark, soulless eyes of the mask of Darth Luminus.
>She kneels before you, for as powerful as she was she was not yet as powerful as yourself.
>You grin and clasp your hands together.
"The preparations have been made. The delegates from Saddle Arabia have come to the Imperial Palace."
>"The sultan and his sister?"
"Indeed. Already I sense treachery. I am confident that soon enough we will learn whether or not they are affiliated with this Rebellion."
>"Your wisdom has not yet failed us, my Master."
"Nor will it."
>You step forward, leaving your glistening view of the city and stepping into the elevator with Luminus by your side.
>As the elevator descends, you feel something... strange. Distant, yet recognizable.
"I sense conflict within you, Luminus. Are you well?"
>"It is nothing, Master."
"I think not. You are thinking of your former friends. Your past life. It narrows your vision, distorts your mind."
>"They mean nothing to me. I am devoted only to the Dark Side."
"We shall see."

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>>26447213

>When you and Lord Luminus step out of the oscillating elevator, you are instantly flanked by two red guards and several stormtroopers.
>Though you tower over their four-legged pony bodies, you know that they are essential to ensuring your safety.
>Not even the Dark Side can protect you all the time.
>You and your entourage walk through the brightly lit grey corridor, and several droids cross your path as you do.
>When you came to Equestria, their technology was simple, not nearly as advanced as that of your home planet.
>And yet the Force was strong in this place. They called it magic, and yet it penetrated all things big and small.
>You had built a functioning droid army using your power over the Force, just large enough to overtake the peaceful land.
>Since your takeover, you have employed an organic, pony army.
>Your stormtroopers are the most highly trained soldiers this planet has ever seen, and ever will.
>Even the very infrastructure of this place has flourished under your command.
>The capital city of Canterlot, which you renamed to more befit your rule, was merely a mountainside keep when you arrived.
>Now it has been built high and wide, reaching into the night sky and stretching for miles in every direction.
>Its limits have now even overtaken the town of Ponyville. A place of most interest to you.
>For it was there that the Elements resided, before your takeover, before their fragmentation. Their power together was the strongest in all of Equestria.
>A power you intend to use to your own advantage. That is, if you can unite them all once more under the banner of the Empire.

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>>26447222

>Three of the Elements now head the Rebellion, giving commands from an unknown location and causing your empire much misfortune. You have even heard rumors that one of them has been training in the Force to defeat you. This is most unacceptable.
>One of them lives here in Canterscant. She succumbed to your rule, and now along with her three sisters runs the most profitable industrial rock farm in Equestria.
>One, obviously, is walking besides you at this very moment.
>She is strong with the Dark Side, but there is conflict within her, conflict that turns her gaze towards the Light. You cannot allow that.
>She tells you she is loyal. You hope this is true.
>And the last Element, well... she is unaccounted for.
>On the day of the Battle of Canterscant, she alone vanished without a trace. You offered a bounty for her, and her yellow visage is posted on holo-posters from here to Yakyakistan alongside an seven-digit rewards amount, but there is simply no trace of her.
>There are rumors that she lives now in the endless Everfree Forest, but nobody has yet managed to find her.
>When the Empire has her, along with all the other Elements, your master plan will at last come to fruition.
>They eluded you that day, but their time has very nearly run out.
>Just then, a stormtrooper speaks.
>"The sultan and his sister are beyond these doors, your highness. They have been awaiting you."
"I am aware. I will speak with them. Alone."
>The guards and troopers leave at once, for defying your will elicits a punishment most severe.
"You as well, Luminus."
>"As you wish, my lord."
>The cybernetically enhanced voice sends echoes through the metal walls of the corridor, and the mare who was once Twilight Sparkle exits the room.
>You adjust your robes, clasp your hands, and step through the sliding door into the conference room, where Sultan Sand and his sister Silver await you.