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>>26169872
I don't think it's as much haters as it is Salt-babies.

Golly I needed a break from my usual threads. Thanks CQguy

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>>26169872

Emerald decides that enough is enough. He has to get out of here.

Emerald starts to walk towards his chimney, and looks up it again. Like before he can't see the outside from here, but he is sure he could shimmy his way up it.

Emerald goes to his toy chest and grabs his mother's pendant. If he is climbing the fireplace there is no way he is going to carry very much, but there is no way he is leaving the only memory of his mother behind.

Emerald starts to climb the inside of the chimney. The higher he goes the easier it is to climb. The bottom was made of relatively smooth stone that Emerald essentially had to wedge his back against and then slightly move his hooves up. Where he is now though is almost certainly brick. It's a little hard to tell with the lack of light and the pitch black soot covering everything.

Speaking of soot, he can feel it getting all over him. He has to shut his watering eyes, and do his best not to breath, because every time he does he either hacks or sneezes loudly.

The inside of the fireplace begins to squeeze smaller as he goes, and Emerald hopes that he'll find the top before it gets too small for him to climb. Just as he thinks that his front hoof hits something that isn't brick, but metal.

What does Emerald do?

>>26169001
>Bring ponies into the world
>Another equality and diversity shitfest for SJWs to latch onto
>World crushed even more under the weight of another intelligent race
>Now we get to live with flying spiders
Go fuck yourself, God. This is a worse deal than what you stuck Satan with.

Fuck yes.

You never said they were aggressive toward humans.

>>26169001
Implying spiders are not already bent on total destruction. Adding wings will only make my bug zapper more useful. Definitely the pones

I personally feel like she's the most complete villain in the show.

>NMM is "muh sleeping pones"
>Discord is "muh chaos"
>Chrysalis is "muh tummy"
>Sombra is gay
>Tirek wants to control the world
>Sunshit

Really, though. Starlight is just a regular mare. She had an early exposure to how inequality can hurt ponies in the lower class and thus studied magic for years before creating a society where everyone could be equal. She treated everyone the same, and everyone lived happy in Our Town. The only one there who was missing anything was Starlight Glimmer. So the map called the mane six to solve her friendship problem that she had bottled up inside, but ruined her community in the process. She had plenty of reason to try and ruin Twilight's life after that. I mean, Twilight ruined hers.

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>>26168320
An okay horse even if she has a pretty horrendous backstory

>>26168355
>horrendous back story
When will this meme die?

>>26168301
Only if it doesn't end in everybody wanting to bone her.

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I'd bloom her apple

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>>26168312

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What's in it for me

>>26168297
Yes, to the best of my ability, and anybody that says different is lying.

>>26168297
Stop with this autism.

>>26166921
Don't make fun of Starscream. At lest he had the balls to folow his dreams... At lest until he fucked it up... A lot

Fuck up like every time, even when he finally got what he wanted, he was killed

>>26166955
Starscream sucks. Soundwave superior

>>26165317
I ordered a dozen cupcakes and i came to pick it up

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>>26165317
Th-thanks, Dash

>>26165317
Thanks Dash! I want to fuck your horse vulva while stroking your mane and cream heavily inside you, then repeat it until you get pregnant and have a bunch of satyr children, then I'd fuck them too.

In a friend way of course.

>>26164207
Nyx is canon

Rainbow Dash is a lesbian
Applejack is Apple Bloom's mom

>>26164215
This is a thread for things that aren't canon.

>>26164075
no

>>26164095
Get the fuck out faggot

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>>26164095
Fuck you bitch

>>26163827
Rainbow

bitchy

>>26163827
shit

>>26163437
I don't have an image but the whole scene where Rainbow Dash pretty much nuked ponyville in snow.

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Every time without fail

>>26163437
Where is this from

>>26160710
No, now get the fuck off the show you little shit.

>>26160710
I was about to write a greentext, but I realized that all it was going to amount to was a gag where Anon check's Spike's fever, and burns his hand when he learns that dragons have fevers of 300 degrees

>>26160710
Spike, I'm mexican, the only medicine we ever take is cough syrup, 7 up, or weed.

>>26159450
blue pill, no hesistation.

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>>26159450
Blue pill me motherfucker, my friends will get over it and my family hates me.

>>26159481
You wouldn't feel bad for any of the people that you left?

>>26159115
This becomes a Smash Bros Thread now.

>>26159115
I was wondering how long it would take before this spread to here

This meme will never end. Whenever mario or quantum physics is brought up, we will always bring this meme back. And you know what? I love it

>>26158780
>spike
The cake is already ruined.

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