https://newrepublic.com/minutes/128099/yes-theres-connection-little-pony-donald-trump-white-identity-politics
who Trump here?
>when your teacher says you can't go the bathroom and you shit your pants
>>26182720
They do realize Lauren Faust is a feminist and that bronies are considered to "challenge gender norms?"
>>26182720
Present. Waiting for America to be great again
Let's write our own mlp theme song 1 word at a time.
I'll start.
MY
>>26181720
little.
Autist
pony
>"I mixed Coke and Pepsi, Anon."
>>26181396
You're a madmare, Condense!
A MADMARE!
>>26181396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpFdP5yATw0
>>26181396
Let's play a game, /mlp/! Now with 8,000,000% nonexistent horse PMS!
If you don't know what's happening, catch up here: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/tragic/
>>26179872
First for shitposting bitch
...wait...
>>26179872
When last we left off, Holiday Special had happened across the path of a friendly yet confused bluebird. Through this feathered friend, Holiday Special not only got back a local colt's toy boat-turned-nest, but she also managed to sucker-I mean convince the meek yellow pegasus at the edge of town to order 8 birdhouses from Holiday's workshop: Barely an afternoon's work for a mare as talented with wood as Holiday Special. But on the way home, Holiday Special came across a most unusual sight: a hopo (hobo pone) rooting through her trash. But unlike most of the hobos she's kicked the rumps of in the past, this one was barely a teenager! Holiday Special couldn't simply leave the poor colt to freeze outside - she had to take him in!
And give him a bath.
And fix him a snack.
And give him a job.
What sort of job, he wondered?
Well, in order to answer THAT, Holiday Special would have to show him her workshop downstairs!
HP: 80%
Bits: 54
Inventory: 1 apple, 1 toy boat
Status: Well-balanced.
This is where your quest continues.
>>26179989
Our main issue is that poofy here is too much of a pushover to really be able to do most of the jobs we need.
>"Oh, hello Anon"
>"I summoned you here for a matter of great importance: I know that you're in love with [INSERT WAIFU OR HUSBANDO HERE]. As ruler of Equestria, tho, is my duty to always look for the best for my citizens, and I'm not completely sure I can trust you. So, here's the catch. Before granting you the royal approval, I ask you to endure a trial: spend one entire month devoid of masturbation or sex. If you fail, I will send you back to earth immediately"
>"Do you think you can do it?"
easy
>>26178273
You monster, You KNOW my wife wants children.
and here you are forcing me to not have sex
on the same day as her heat!
you must hate her, no, your jealous !
>>26178310
>Having a wife
>Unloyal to waifu scum
Vacate the premises.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/01/mlp-season-1-5-supervising-director.html?m=1
What'd y'all think of the interview?
Bimp
>>26177233
>"Anywhere we weren’t able to explore just leaves more places for future episodes and seasons to play with."
>future seasons
>SEASONS
>>26177233
>"JT: I would have wanted to spend more time building towards Twilight’s Princessdom. Set it up early on and give tiny hints to the possibility."
That's all I needed. 10/10, would poni poni again.
Post pony music that isn't shit.
>>26176420
>everything from the show and from the show only
>>26176420
http://youtu.be/FfFvNJvC4kw
>>26176420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0f5rvVkAU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viTkj0eu-fk
Would you REALLY be happy if they were gone?
>>26176026
Wow, you did a crap job of popping them wings off. I guess she's a half-princess now.
>>26176026
The damage is done. There i no point of removing the wings or even returning her to non princesss status. It would just look like a shitty retcon.
Only making S4 and S5 non canon would repair this subplot but this amount of fan pandering is even worse.
>>26176061
They will never dare to make them non canon anyways.
Gotta keep pumping the plastic garbage.
Would you rather if you fell into Equestria they all looked like the left hand picture but spoke and acted like the show or they all looked like the right picture(or your idealized version) but all acted like regular horses and couldn't speak?
Right.
All the rape and none of the consequence.
Oh man, I could rape all of the ponies all day every day. I think I need a minute.
>>26175192
It'd be weird trying to fuck a cartoon animal that acts like a real animal, that's pretty fucking disturbing, as it is still an animal, it just looks different.
They're both pretty fucking disturbing imo. I'd go with right though. In my head I know what the characters should be doing and how they'd act, so I'd subconsciously convince myself that they are who they once were. Still fucking weird, though.
>Day 1
>Get to equestria, everything looks normal
>Run through town greeting and hugging the ponies, they neigh and sniff your hair, a little confusing
>Something is not right, head for the new library to find Twilort
>She's munching on an ancient grimoire of eldritch secrets
>Don't worry Twelet I will find out what happened
>She stares at you with her empty horse eyes, takes a dump and urinates
>Day 2
>You've searched and searched but found nothing that indicates what has happened
>Walking down the street you see horses banging their heads against the windows
>Oh shit. If I don't let them out they're going to die of thirst locked in their homes
>Spend the day letting the horses out and filling buckets full of water for them
>Oh god, I can save ponyville, maybe even canterlot, but everyone in manehatten is going to die
>Despite the horrific realization that just hit you, around you none of the pones care and just eat grass and flowers
Day 3
>The lights have gone out
>Somewhere a pone had left their stove on and the fire is spreading, the smell of smoke is everything
>Still no way to solve this mystery, anal raping fluttershy isn't offering any solutions
>Suddenly an explosion in the clouds
>The reactor in Cloudsdale has gone critical, the safeties have just failed
>Oh shit there's an entire city falling to the earth
>You spend the afternoon choking on visible rainbow radiation
Day 4
>You wake up, nerves deadened, skin covered in burn marks, you can't move
>The horses you collected for sexual relief are all dead around you
>This is it, this is how it ends.
>As the girls huddle together to decide on the next song to practice, Rarity approaches
>With very little distance between you two, she frowns and whispers:
>"If you talk to her again, I will revoke your right to watch us practice. First and last warning, Anonymous. Distractions will not be tolerated, regardless of... your... "friendship"."
>>26174728
Oh, this prompt again
>>26174728
>I'll revoke your right
Rarity confirmed democrat
>>26174728
Go fuck yourself, I'm not here for you, you vapid bitch. I'm here for Sunny Bunny.
>"PRIMO VICTORIA!"
Keep it down moon horse.
>Joakim in horseland green when?
>>26174502>>26174522
>you are Twilight Sparkle, and you are under a big pressure, the Crystal Empire is under attack, the Yaks have declared war to Equestria
>It would not have been a big deal, but they created a special armor that is invulnerable tp magic, that really puts Equestria in disadvantage
>the Yaks know how to fight, and the ponies don't
>so you are in the library of Canterlot, looking for information on how to create war strategies
>but so far it has been useless, you haven't found anything that helps you in this fight
"what am I gonna do?!?!? This is terrible, TERRIBLE! Equestria will be destroyed, and we will be enslaved by the Yaks!!!
>" Twilight, calm down!" Spike yells to you, I am sure that we will find something."
"No Spike we won't! We are hopeless! We are no fighters, we can't possibly win against them!"
>you kick the shelf of books in your desperation, and all of them fall down
>its no use, you feel tears falling down your cheeks, its all over
>"Umm...Twilight? What is that?" Spike says in confusion
"Huh?"
>you look towards where spike is pointing
>its looks like a book, but...its flat
>like, really flat
>it looks like a...music record?
>what the hay is that doing in here?
>you know that Vynil and Octavia have lots of those, but in a library?
>you surrounded with your magic and move it close to you
>your eyes widen and your mouth is wide open in surprise
>in huge golden letters it says Sabaton
>on the bottom of the album it says...The Art Of War...
>this...might be Equestria's salvation
>"...Twilight? What is that on the back?"
>Spike words brings you back to reallity
>you turn the album around, and the is a page, with a spell
>" a spell to travels in different dimentions?!"
>at the bottom of the page it reads; "whenever a war rises again, this spell will be thy salvation." Joakim
>...it looks like is time to call Sabaton into action
How is that for starters??
so...i got a sugar star....
so much better than i thought it would be
the thing damn near milks me...
>>26173670
>tfw living in beaner country and despite having the cash can't get one
>>26173697
pic somewhat related...i got the "party pink" color
>>26173670
I'd love to get one, but im usually too damn thick for toys like that. End up having to lube up so much to get into it you barely feel it.
Is Sugar Star that way?
>Equestria is a paradise for men.
>While filled with mares, one might think matriarchy rules, especially with the princesses being the rulers and all.
>But it's the opposite.
>Due to the extremely low fertility rate of mares it has become socially acceptable to whip out your cock and have mares suck you off on the street in the same way one might shake your hand as sort of a friendly greeting.
>In fact the few mares who don't suck cock are outcasts and are treated like freaks.
>Most mares consider it an honor when a male presents her with cock and are eager to please it.
>Males too have a low birthrate, only one out of every 50 ponies are male.
>It's not uncommon to see as many as twenty mares worshiping the cock of a single stallion.
>Human cocks too are seen as a wild exotic pleasure.
>Mares are chomping at the bit to be filled with this new type of cock.
>You've walked down the street naked and been asked by random mares if they could suck your dick.
>You'll be trying to talk to a mare, you'll get bored by what shes saying, so in the middle of your conversation you'll just stick your dick in her mouth and she'll suck it.
>This sexual promiscuity is so rampant the ponies don't even think these behaviors are weird.
>Right now, you're walking up to a receptionist.
"Hello there, excuse me."
>"Hi, welcome, how can I help you?"
>You pull down your pants,
"You can start by sucking my dick."
>"Alright, sure thing!"
>She walks out from behind the counter.
>"How do you like it? Tongue swirl around the tip? Sucking on those delicious looking balls? Or maybe you just want me to start throating you and see where it goes from there?"
>See, it's just too easy.
>Even a complete loser of a male could walk in here, and with no effort have himself his own harem of ponies without even knowing them.
>You don't know this receptionist mare..
>But she's already got her lips around your cock.
>Other ponies walking by as if nothing weird at all is happening..
>>26173045
I had a dream about a day, Estrus Day, in which every mare goes into extreme rapeicidal heat, and most males stay indoors to prevent themselves from being overtaken by roving packs of hornball mares outside.
But then Anon runs out of milk, and he can't enjoy his fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies without milk. So he makes the mistake of going to the store on Estrus Day.
>>26173045
Looking forward to it.
>>26173045
Another world where a fucking loser gets pleasure from women at little to no effort. Great. Just shows how desperate people are with getting the love they wanted but never had.
>Hoofsies!
>>26170643
Why the fuck does she have black awnings above her eyes?
>>26170643
[RAZZLE DAZZLE]
>>26170643unf
>Hey Anon, let's talk aboutParallel Universes!
>>26170318
There's one where you're a talking slug living inside a village called "Buttville"
>>26170318
In another universe you are a reclused aspie that makes Fluttershy look like a social butterfly.
Dont
you
dare