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>>26433611
I want to kiss those legs

>>26433611
I don't understand Rainbow's dress. It looks too hippy or something.

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>>26433611
Discuss what? Your extremely poor attempt at a phishing scam?

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>>26432124

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Claiming Miia the Snek

>>26431085
It can be a random user flagging all his stuff and it takes a while for yt to look the videos over.

>>26431101
I don't think so, all the videos are now claimed by hasbro. Just kinda odd they would copyright strike them and then put them back up and monetize them instead.

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>>26431085
>mfw Hasbro monetized a video with a link leading to this in the description

>>26430748
But first the ones I already wrote
>Sunset Shimmer, the love of your life is talking to you once again
>Sadly she's talking about that idiot again, the stupid Sentry
>Look at her eyes, they are still so full in love for that guy
>What the shit did he do?
>Yes he taught her how to play the guitar
>And yes he was the only one that truly cared about her when she was an evil bitch
>Pretty handsome too, do you remember when you took a peek on his abs? So tight.
>Wait, stop getting horny boy, that's not the time for that.
>Shimmer almost has hearts for pupils with how she's describing her love life with her.
>It makes you sick
>"Say" you finally decide to answer"ever thought of moving on?"
>"Oh all the time" she says "but I just haven't found the right guy to make me forget about him, you know?"
>"Well" you finally decide to say it "what about, someone like me?"
>"Oh I don't know, bud" She laughs "I wouldn't want someone as wimpy as you. Haha, just kidding, bro. You know I don't mean it"
>"y-yeah, haha..."
>You shut your mouth like the good old beta kid you are and keep listening to her blabbing about Sentry once again.

>You hate that guy so much.

>>26430800
>"Oh hey, Flash!" Sunset said while she walked right behind him.
>"Oh, Sunset! Hey... again." She nervously said.
>You were walking right behind them while holding Shimmer's books.
>"So how are you doing?"
>"I'm doing alright, thank you for asking again. You know I have somewhere else to be right now. See ya." He says as he almost ran away from her.
>"Ok then... bye" Sunset said while slowly waving away while her face showed a painful expression.
>"I'm never going to be able to talk with him ever again, am I?"
>"Forget about that jerk, Sunset. You know, I'll always be with you, forever."
>Pretty smooth, cringelord.
>"Oh, thank you so much, bro." she says while she proceeds to hug you.
>"You're the best friend a girl like me could have."
>You can feel the tears filling your throat while you nod respectfully at her.
>"Fucking Flash Sentry" you think to yourself "this is all your fucking fault.

>"Hey, guys?" You heard a voice speaking behind Sunset. It was Sentry.
>"I'm sorry for acting like a jerk just now. It's just that, I'm still a little uncomfortable by all this, you know? But I'm glad that you got yourself someone else, Sunset."
>"What, him?" She suddenly said while breaking the hug "Oh no! We're just besties, he is just helping me with my stuff."
>Flash, understanding your painful situation, looks at you and gives you an understanding look.
>"Oh, I see. I'm sorry man. Anyway, I do have to go right now but I'll catch you later, alright?"
>"Yes, of course! Bye bye Flashie! I mean, Flash!" She excitedly said while waving her hand. "Oh you heard that? he doesn't hate me!"

>Great, now you will have to suffer three hours of her telling you how great that piece of shit is.
>Fuck you, Flash

>>26430824
>At night, you constantly listen to her on the phone.
>Most of the time it was alright, she talked about Twilight and the other girls.
>But when she talked about Flash, oh boy.
>Two hours of an emotional rollercoaster.
>She went from happy, to depressed, to angry, to melancholic, to excited, to crying.
>But you were there for her. To comfort her.
>Honestly, you didn't know what she was thinking half of the time.
>She always missed that jerk, but then she was angry at him and then she was depressed.
>That faggot, how could he have left her?
>A girl with such a perfect body, beautiful face and such an innocent soul.
>I mean sure, she was a cunt, but it was his responsibility to crack that tough exterior to bring out the delicate flower inside.
>What an idiot, not being able to take his chance.
>While Sunset was talking, you could feel your feelings blooming more and more, you couldn't hold them in forever.
>So you decided right there, right now, that you were going to tell her how you felt.
>But before that, you had to be sure.
>"Hey, Sunset" you started "what do you think of boys that confess on the phone?"
>"Pfft, what?" she laughed "Why would anyone do that? That's so creepy. What, are they not confident enough? Also, what do you mean by "confess"? That just makes it weird, you know? Flash never confessed to me, you know? He instead knew how to make a girl fall for him~"
>"I see..."
>Fucking Flash Sentry, it's your fault that this conversation will extend two more hours.

>>26430350
Don't gulp your drinks.
You're a princess. You should know proper etiquette

>>26430350
Muh dik

>>26430350
"COME ON TWI! ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE. THE BIRDS ARE SINGING, THE FLOWERS ARE BLOOMING. ON LIKE LIKE THIS. PRINCESSES LIKE YOU.....Should be drinking the eggs."

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>>26430241
>it's a ____ fanfic

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>>26430241
>It's OP

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>it's another goddamn diaper/shit/piss fetish fic

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>>26430173
You thought you were safe! But nothing can save you from...the TPK! Rocks fall on you all and you also fall into lava that is actually a portal to the center of the sun!

...is what I would've said if I gave up on everything. Hahaha...haha...hah...heh...yeah, post your sheets.

>>26430196
http://pastebin.com/raw/Uvh6nVBg

>>26430196
http://pastebin.com/0ajykQ8y

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>>26428826
LIES

>>26428826
Fluttershy is worst maneshit anyway. Being a mainshitfag is literal autism, tb͏h fa͏m.

>>26428826
I'd be perfectly happy with a friend like her.

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>>26428450
Fuck off.

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>>26428450
I made this because I don't care about race sensitivity, but I actually couldn't care less about race. So long as you treat me like a human (ie you wont try talk to me in public because I don't give a shit about you or this new diet you're trying) then you can just go on your marry little way and live your life whatever skin color you have.

>>26428450
I'm a spic, does that bother you /mlp/?

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>>26426327
You made a thread to tell us something we already know. Thanks.

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>>26426327
There's an OP on this board who sucks all the cocks, right now.

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Can someone tell me what's wrong with being a fan of the fandom?

>>26425978
finish buying things, including a stepstool

>>26425978
Might as well enjoy the view.
Maybe "accidentally" walk into her.

That’s certainly an enticing sight. First you take a glance around. The street is mostly clear of people, lazy sunday afternoon that it is, and the couple of people you see are pretty far away. A devious smile plays over your face before you “accidentally” increase your pace a bit too much and nudge her backside a touch with your muzzle. It’s warm, and soft, the silky fur carefully maintained and cleaned, with the lightest hint of her scent, sweet and arousing.

Pinch then does what she usually does: she ups the ante and stops dead in your tracks before you have chance to react and your inertia carries her right into her backside. She lets out a huff of relief as that subtle scent becomes a feast for your nose and you end up pushing right into her, silky fur covering your face entirely. “Don’t play a game you can’t win,” she says, backpedaling to keep her ass pressed against you all the firmer.

>>26425108
I'd rather take you to rutville

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I dont have any booping twilight images.

>>26425114
https://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=boop%2C+twilight+sparkle

"Shut up and take my boop, slut!"
>boop

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>Rarity
>Pure
top kek mate.

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>>26424579
>"I....I have been...soiled...!"

>>26424248
>guy
That's a Twilight plush

>>26424269
check your privilege

>>26424288
You check them.

feels good man

>>26423551
Doesn't this same subject pop up on a weekly basis?

> Yes, feels good
> Warm it first in hot water
> Use lots of lube

That's all there is to fucking say.

Next question : Who already/is going to order bumble hooves?