>"Anon, I've been wondering..." >"Do

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No, all humans are white.

All humans are white like me.

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>>26441245
I feel like you've asked me this before, Twiggles.

Where are your wings

>>26441245
duuude... twi, all humans are green, what are you talking about you silly horse

>>26441245
Yeah, but it's more of the tan/brown/yellow colors. Nothing that's too flashy.

>>26441245
white, and various shades of brown and yellow.
However the white and yellow ones are responsible for the most technological and social advancement, primarily due to the geography in which they ended up settling.

>>26441257
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>>26441354
I don't think the ponies would even think of white people as white. Unless you are albino they'd call you beige or tan and they'd call black people brown unless he's a purebred African.

>>26441245
Nope, most humans are some shade of beige or tan and not green.

Yes twilight, my race is the same color, though i warn you, if for whatever reason you see a human with darker then usual skin. Destroy them with extreme prejudice as they are evil and wish to bring harm on all living things.

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>>26441245
______BIG_________

>>26442550
WUZ KANGS & SHIET

>>26441245
Not really. Most humans can be described as some kind of shade of brown. The most pale shades, like what I'm sporting, are called "white," though I'm certain your white-coated friend down the road would contest that I'm more of a Tuscan beige. Then you have darker shades going all the way down to a chocolate brown, which we colloquially refer to as "black." Typically, you find different shades in abundance in different places around the world, though with modern travel over the last few centuries, you'll usually find minority groups of different shades turning up where you wouldn't necessarily expect them.

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>>26441245
I wouldn't exactly call them human, but yes Twilight, there are homosapiens of differing colours.

>>26441245
We're pretty much all different shades of brown, so...
I guess 'kinda'.

>>26441245
Just in various shades of brown, Twilight.
Some even have a slight yellowish tint to them, but they make bicycle noises half the time.

>>26442550
Rood

>>26441245
I'm actually completely unique. Normally humans never have green skin.

We even normally have visible eyes! And hair on our head!

...Magic does weird shit to your body, apparently.

>>26441354
I see I'm not the only individual who has heard of Guns, Germs, and Steel.

>>26442550
MEATY

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>>26441245
All HUMANS are white. There are other primates resembling humans available in darker hues.

>>26442550
NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE

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>>26441354
yes because Europe shitty tundra is very conducive to civilization, and the fucking ice age and two mini ice ages it went through were also nice.


asia has made fertile land so ill give you that but at least try and explain it away with "muh culture"

>>26441245
No, we're all green

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>>26441354
>However the white and yellow ones are responsible for the most technological and social advancement
>First world "education"

>>26441384

Except for Applejack, she'd call them niggers.

>>26444666
Damn Satan, if you say so

>>26441245
"Why or course we're all different, Twilight. Would you like to know more?"
>Twilight's eyes light up as she conjures up a quill and some parchment
>"Most certainly!"
"Okay then... Now listen up, here's a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world..."

>>26443310
My nigga. That shit was such a quality read. So many things underlined...

Fun fact: if you looked at humanity as a whole, the most typical human face on earth has been revealed as a 28-year-old Han Chinese man, after researchers found there are nine million of them in the world. The 'Face of Seven Billion' image was created as a composite of 190,000 Chinese photos, but experts believe the average person will come from India by 2030.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1362709/Typical-human-face-28-year-old-Chinese-man.html

>>26444753
absolutely

fucking

not

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>>26444660
Because I'm sure niggers and snackbars have wrought plentiful advancements and productive social ideas by killing each other. Go be a libturd somewhere else.

>>26444826
>He doesn't know the Middle East was the world hub of technology, science and humanities at one point.
>He doesn't know that he should thank them for his mathematics and school system.

>>26444837
>inb4 we wuz kings

>>26444826
>by killing each other
>Implying its not what what whute barabrains were doing before Romans civilized them.
Daily reminder that culture came from Egypt,Mesopotamia and Greece,you descendant of wood nigger.

>>26444753
kek

>>26444849
>He doesn't know they were great kings and rulers.
>He doesn't know that the recipe for gun powder that Europe used was originally perfected and scribed by an Arabian alchemist.
>He doesn't know about their extensive systems of canals and irrigation.
>He doesn't know all of their books and literature.
>He doesn't know that the Mongols royally fucked them.
>He doesn't know they never truly recovered from them.

>>26444850
>implying isolated cultural origins
>implying Egyptian, Mesopotamian, and Greek cultures weren't offshoots of earlier cultures, which were offshoots of earlier cultures, which were offshoots of earlier cultures, which were...

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>>26444884
Are we really suggesting that neanderthals had culture

>>26444753
Underated post.

>>26441245
No, different colors. A whole lot of them, some darker, some brighter.

All of them have all the same base tint, tho.

>>26444837
>arabs
>black
Stop insulting the middle east, senpai

>>26444660
>Third world education
>We Wuz Kangz and Shied

>>26444910
>He doesn't know that Neaderthals made impressive jewelry.
>He doesn't know that Neaderthal remains show signs of early surgery.
>He doesn't know Neaderthal remains suggest advanced aging suggesting a sense of care for the aged and elderly.
>He doesn't know that they painted and made other forms of art.
>He doesn't know they ritualistically buried their dead.
>He doesn't know what culture is.

>>26444970
Ok,highly developed culture.

>>26444970
He doesn't know neanderthal blood is related to mental disorders in humans.

>>26444976
>He doesn't know that cultural 'development' is relative to the era and competition.
>He doesn't know that Homo Sapiens were only marginally superior to Homo Neaderthalensis.
>He doesn't know that his ancestors found Neaderthals fit enough to fuck.
>He doesn't know that his ancestors are Neaderthals and didn't have "highly developed culture".

>>26445005
Lel, just imagine what would people from the future think of us

>"What a glork, people from XXI century were prude morons! I mean, they only knew 1-2 languages and wore clothes all days!"

>>26445022
So in the future all humans will be nudist polyglots? Interesting...

>>26445033
It was a random example. But, imho, they'll definitely think of us as prudish, complete morons, which is exactly what we think of the average people from XIX century or less.

This, of course, doesn't mean they'll be more clever. It's highly probable that, on the other hand, they will be a tad stupider (exactly how our we are stupider than people from XIX century and less), but technology and other things will help them overcome their evident genetic flaws.

>>26444753
>You look back towards Twilight
>Wait, she's actually writing this down. Does she not realise?
>As funny as this is you should probably stop her
"Umm... Twilight, can you stop for a second?"
>Twilight puts down the quill and looks up at you
>"What's wrong, Anon?"
"You do realise I was joking, right?"
>She looks at, confusion pasted across her face
>"W-what do you mean?"
>Oh boy! Here we go.
"They were lyrics to a song from my world, Twi. It wasn't about my culture in the sligh-"
>"What do you MEAN it was a joke?!" She snaps
>You recoil in surprise.
>"Why is it whenever I try to enquire about your world you tell me some silly joke or lie to me?!"
"Uhhh...."
>"Am I such a bad friend that you can't even tell me about yourself?"
>Well that was a bit of dick move but you don't think it was that bad.
>"Even when I tried to enquire about what war was like back in your home you just rambled on about how it was good for and I quote 'ABSOLUTELY NOTHING' and then kept spouting some nonesense about a 6 million 'killstreak'!"
>Wicked Sick
>"Do you know what?! I've had enough of your nonsense. I want you to leave. I have an important meeting to attend with the mayor shortly."
>No she doesn't. She uses this time to talk to you.
"Look, Twilight. I'm so-"
>"Leave. Now."

>>26445005
>He doesn't know that cultural 'development' is relative to the era and competition.
Human culture haven't changed in the last 8000 years,only became more complicated.This type of culture we call "".
Neanderthal culture ,on the other hand, was still more on an "animal instinct not shit where you eat" part .
>He doesn't know that his ancestors found Neaderthals fit enough to fuck.
People are still fucking niggers.

>>26445088
>People are still fucking niggers.
Like we all will be to the people of the future, regardless of the skin tone. Or do you really think they will say "man, I'd have definitely shagged a primitive moron from XXI century"?

>>26441245
Everyone is just various degrees of tan.

>>26445088
>People are still fucking niggers.
I don't think I understand your point.

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>>26445110
Cause you can't see the perfection of it! He clearly thinks that, during stone age, he would have been a white as snow middle class man, fighting off hordes of neanderthal from entering his lawn!

>"UNGA UNGA GUNG! GAGOOO!" (=fucking neanderthalians! Get back to your caves!")

>>26445088
>Neaderthal culture was still more on an "animal instinct not shit where you eat" part.
Your baseless assertions and opinions don't a victory make, Anon.

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>>26445120
>"YABADABADOOOO!"

>>26445120
Well, no, not middle class white man. I was thinking from the perspective of IndoEuropean Cromagnons. So like...kinda nut colored/leathery brown or tan with dark matted hair. Kinda black, I suppose.

>>26441245
We have shadow people

http://youtu.be/eIASMX3-PUg

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>>26441354
>muh guns, germs and steel

Sure, family.

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>>26441354
>>26443310
>>26445217

>>26445110
>>26445103
People are still fucking inferior creatures.It's all about quantity over of quality.I don't personally think it's a good idea.
>>26445120
>fighting off hordes of neanderthal from entering his lawn!
>implying I wouldn't
Meganthropus genocide

>>26441245
Do we come in different colors? Like a rainbow? Yeah, humans come in Rainbow. It's one of our favorite things to do.

Wtf is this a /pol/ thread? Come on let's see some pony pussy already! I'm disappointed in you anons!

>>26442700
Best post in this thread.

>Guns germs and Steel

Incas.

Now fuck off with that piece of pseudoscience

>>26445400
>Discussion of human evolution
>/pol/