Ok, horsefuckers! I've written up a couple of mlp-themed mad libs, and I need you to fill 'em in! Words will be picked first-come, first served.
Our first mad lib: Granny smith's Obituary.
I need a number.
Give me an Adjective
>>26654021
grotesque
No quality allowed.
No fun allowed.
No complaining allowed.
No fixing allowed.
>inb4 somebody actually out of spite edits out Glimmer's teal strand of hair out of every episode.
>>26648708
>>26648708
Her natural mane looks nice. I'll give her that.
>>26648708
Mayor Marks would have actually been a better name for her tbhonest
Previously: Cough finished up his day with Sundae and Marigold. The next morning he was so sore that when he tried to get out of bed he ended up on the floor, unable to get up. Cue a panic attack solved by his mother.
Ugh... I'm so bored.
>I've been laying in bed for hours.
>I can't really sleep, I can't get up.
>As a matter of fact, I can barely move.
I've only now noticed how plain my room is.
>My room has a few knick-knacks that my parents bring back for me from when they go on vacation.
>mostly seashells and lanyards.
Now, if only I had a set of keys to attach them to.
Gah!
I need to find something to entertain myself...
>>26643115
Bro, you gotta post in /cyoa/ when you start your thread.
Daydreaming, napping, watching the clouds and pegasi go by our window.
>>26643115
We can't really do anything without mom. Call for her go get us some water and ask her if she wants to play a card game on our bed with us or something.
>>26643349
>Well, I guess I could try to look out the window at the head of my bed.
>I shuffle and squirm up to the window, and I peer out.
>It's really cloudy out, but I can see a few pegasi moving the clouds about.
>Suddenly, an army of pegasi appear from above the clouds.
>There's a pause, but then they all nod in unison.
>They all kick the clouds at the same time, causing an incredible downpour.
>My window is immediately drenched to the point where I can't see out of it anymore.
>>26643394
Great...
>Well there goes any pony watching I could have done.
I have an idea.
"Hey Mom?" I call out.
>My throat is feeling alittle better than it was earlier, but it was still kind of uncomfortable.
>There seems to be no response.
>But soon she appears through my door.
>"What is it, Hon?"
"Can we play a game or something? I'm kinda bored."
>"Oh. Alright, I'll be right back."
"Could I get a glass of water, too?"
>"yup!" she calls from the hallway.
>After a bit, she returns to my room with a deck of cards in her mouth.
>She lays them down beside me, and takes a seat.
>I lean my back against the wall so I can sit up.
>"So, what do you wanna play?"
Get hyp horsefuckers the 2016 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16 starts in just over a day! Can we wrap up this winter cup and become back2back champions? Find outtomorrow
>Main Page:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page
>FAQ:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ
>2016 Winter Cup schedule here
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2016_4chan_Winter_Cup
Matches begin this Saturday at 5pm (/mlp/ match starts approximately 9:30pm)
/an/ vs /ck/
/u/ vs /d/
/mu/ vs /f/
/asp/ vs /s4s/
/tv/ vs /fit/
/s/ vs /pol/
/gd/ vs /mlp/
/out/ vs /wsg/
Reigning Elite champions: /mlp/
Reigning Babby champions: /out/
First for make the pony big.
>>26647084
>Find out tomorrow
TODAY!
>>26647084
do we have a new hyp vid for winter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7mJvIKkhSI
>>26647121
I dont know if we got one but im itchin' to see if based Ved, cupboard cat, and 3D Anon have a sweet intro video for the RO16
What did they do to her, /mlp/?
If you're going to bitch about what your employer is doing to you publicly, don't pussy out and be so passive aggressive. Just fucking say it.
Apparently the answer is "gave her a fuckload of money."
>>26645342
Wait how does paying well lead into giving more work.
I draw things and am looking for stuff to draw
also I do lewds
>>26645198
The great and powerfull Trixie riding on cadances back.
>>26645198
EqG Trixie and EqG Rarity holding hands in the most lesbian and obscene way. Sweat and drool and blushing everywhere, please.
>>26645198
Oh great, just when I thought of coming back another Draw friend appeared to preemptively steal my thunder. The Salt is read...
Give me a cute mare... actually make it a double.
PONIES ARE COMING ON
On me?
ERBODY SIT DOWN AN SHUSH IT!!!!! DIS GUN BE GUD!!!!!
>>26644862
turn it up
TURN IT UP
All porn can be found in derpibooru.
>>26644378
These are somehow worse than her already subpar, OC-tier design
>>26644378
If you're trying to bait you are doing it wrong. If you are trying to shill you are doing it right.
>implying
I've been in jail for the last 3 years and just got released this morning, what have I missed /mlp/?
>>26643924
What did you do, you degenerate nigger?
>>26643924
>in jail for 3 years
What the fuck? Who did you murder?
When was the last time you watched pone m8? Do you plan to catch up?
Ponies are little.
>>26641450
You'd have to be very careful around the fillies
>>26641450
Did Rarity get some human dick all up in her?
>>26641450
>Your thunderous earth shaking footsteps alert the ponies
>"H-he's coming!"
>'YOU CAN HAVE YOUR SASQUATCH, YOUR ABOM-IN-ABLE SNOW MARE, MY NAAAAME, IS BIG NON', I SUPERCEDE THEM ALL.'
Welp, we did it.
did what exactly?
>>26637356
Look at the picture. Read the words.
>>26637359
So we're on there now, so what, that's just one more porn site.
Well brb rethinking life.
>>26634078
What is this and why am I supposed to care.
>>26634078
i dont know who that is.
Hah, I remember she complained when Twilight became an alicorn because teaching kids about non-democratic systems is evil or something. It was nothing related to patriarchy or female roles at all.
This is the biggest MLP cringe I've seen in a good while: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7JVAQxHE64
Thats leafys vid HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>26632192
>Thumbnail image
>>26632192
beg for views somewhere else, faggot
Why doesn't Twilight have her own guards like the other princesses do? She should at least have a few at her castle to prevent another incident like the season 5 finale
>>26631096
Why doesnt superman have a police force dedicated to carrying out his will?
>>26631096
Because Celestia and Luna rule Canterlot as real Royalty. Cadence rules the Empire with Shining Armor as real Royalty, but Twilight, despite being a "Princess" (which is mostly synonymous with "Alicorn" for some reason), has no actual land to rule.
>>26631096
Because Twilight has realized over the years that the guards are useless idiots.
Wait a minute o_o
holy shit
>implying
>>26630175
>current year
>not being a zoophile
I want casuals off my board.