Got anything special planned for hearts and hooves day?

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>rape

>>26445044
Sure, me and my right hand are going to have a romantic dinner and then she's going to have some good up-and-down on my penis.

Then, when she has fallen asleep, I'll probably have a shot at her lefty, ditzy sister.

Going to my special somepony tommorow to meet his parents , However they do not know I used to be a stallion but now a mare

>>26445044
Dying sounds good.

>>26445092
>having a 3d
>a girl on mlp-
Oh wait
>used to be a guy
Nvm. There's the degeneracy ive come to expect. How convincing of s trap are you?

>>26445165
60% pass rate without makeup

>>26445174
p-pics?

>>26445044
I had to check the calendar, didn't even know it was tomorrow. Prolly end my tolerance break and smoke while reading my backlog of delicious green.

>>26445174
Got any pics? Your valentine's day sounds like it could be a good story. I'm curious how it goes.
my inner /b/ wishes for it to end in disaster for entertainment purposeses but my inner /mlp/ wishes you luck

>>26445189
>His BF's father gets horny and tries to get a bite of her while the others aren't looking
>Discovers the saucy truth
>Says "Eh, what the fuck, I haven't seen my comrades die with the face in the mud, back in 'nam, to refuse a 60% girl"
>And they all lived happily

>>26445185
>>26445189
No pics sorry :)

>Your valentine's day sounds like it could be a good story. I'm curious how it goes

Thank you

>>26445204
aw, shame.

Oh well, good luck to you anyway, anon

>>26445204
Wait... you aren't tinker, are you?

>>26445214
>>>/trash/1426192

there no face though.

Only trans person I know who has hips

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>>26445044
>my birthday and no special someone

>>26445044
Got a date with a bottle

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I will gorge myself on junk food and feel like a total piece of garbage.

>>26445282
Post pics if you get to fuck it

>>26445285
>and so the legend of the bottled-penis horsefucker began

>>26445044
Yes. I'll be spamming Oracle for free MMR in Dota.

>>26445257
Y-you're pretty hot tbqh senpai.
do you still have dick?

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>>26445302
>playing dota

>>26445318
Yes

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>>26445319
>not playing dota
at least tell me you don't play lol please

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>>26445302
why not contract fortress 2

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>>26445323

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>>26445044
Play Mahjong and drink whisky

>>26445331
Nah just roblox and minecraft :^)

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>>26445044
Woah wait, valentine's is tomorrow? Where did that come up? Guess I'll just draw like usual, just gonna be another Sunday

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>>26445532

>>26445543
While I like the picture you posted, anon, I must inquire why you decided to post it and nothing else?

>>26445577
pancakes

>>26445588
Either this is a pancakes thread now, or this is a dubs thread now

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Cuddle my plushy waifu. That's all she needs

>>26445044
Lots of wanking

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>>26445044
playing video games and sleep all the day.

>>26445044

I can't, I have rehearsal.

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>>26445702
This guy has the right idea, and i shall join him.

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Just working most of the day. I don't have anyone. Sadly, even when I had someone last year, we did nothing together. I don't even know if I meant anything to her as all I ever got from her was hugs and kisses, despite us being together for almost one year. I never got anything more.
We eventually grew apart and then I found out she was using heroine occasionally. I got out of that as fast as I could!

So, I will be spending the day working, trying to keep my mind busy. Come home and cuddle with my Luna plush. And that'll be my day.

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>>26445044
Not a whole lot aside from chainsmoking, weed, chronic masturbation and vidya. Just like every other day that ends in 'y'.

I'm going to watch Deadpool and go to a TCG shop with friends.

And probably cry myself to sleep a little

>>26445044
Work, like every single holiday and pseudo-holiday since I've been hired.

>>26446354
>day that ends in 'y'.
but thats all of them

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>>26446424
NO SHIT, ANON.

>>26445044
I've got a date with a couple of cyanide pills.

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>>26445083
to this day, i have never masturbated with my left hand.

I wonder if there's gonna be another pony looking at food thread this year.

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I'm taking this horse for a ride

>>26445044
Gonna cook some dinner for me and aj
Thinking bout an good old apple pie and some boritos

Checked

>>26446565
There better be.
I didn't buy all this peanut butter for Trixie just to not use it.

>>26446542
I've never masturbated with anything else. And I'm right-handed.

Mastrb8, watch some movies and practice C#.

>>26446542
I do everything else with my right, but I masturbate exclusively with my left.

>>26446542
It's great, anon. You must try it some time.