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The mane six are in estrus. Anon enjoys teasing them, and delaying what they want. How long before they break down and try to rape him? Which one snaps first?
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>>27938645
None. Humans don't exist.
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>You are Anon
>Equestria's only human
>Anyway, lately Twilight has been ignoring you
>Seems Twilight is in heat and so is all of ponyville
>You couldn't stop laughing at all the winking pony pussies around you
>Twilight didn't think it was as hilarious
>Little does she know, Anon has been taking ventriloquism classes
>Make her pussy talk
>"It's okay, just because we're nobility doesn't mean we can't cut loose every once in a while"
"Stop that! How are you doing that?!"
>"Doing what? It's just me, Mingey! Why, we've been together since you were born! Surely you haven't forgotten me? Did you hit your head?
"Anon..."
>OH! Anon is here? It's kind of hard to see with these dark lacy things in front of me. Are these for Anon? You naughty girl".
>Her face gets even redder
>"Oh sorry, did I ruin the surprise? No matter, I'm sure Anon will appreciate them. Anon, I could tell you stories about this giiiirl...
>"Restless little thing, hooves touching me everywhere before you got here, always making such a mess, why this one time she shoved her hoof in me all the way to the pastern..."
Anon later wakes up in the hospital
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I want to stick my member inside Ember.
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She's so majestic.
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>>27938638
Remember that super hot body temperature.
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good night /mlp/
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>>27938433
KYS
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Kill yourself, faggot.
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>>27938433
Why? We all know you have to stay up to read the replies now, dumbass,
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The 4th image in your reaction folder is your Waifu's reaction to Season 6
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>>27938405
This is my reaction image to OP being a faggot.
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>>27938405
Kek
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I want to convince Pinkie Pie that it would be hilarious to give Rarity baked goods adulterated with laxatives so that she shits the bed in her sleep, utterly ruining her fancy and expensive sheets.
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>>27938258
I'm not sure laxatives work that way. Also, isn't it nearly physically impossible to shit while you're asleep?
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>>27938828
>where the hell have you been?
not shitting the bed
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>>27938828
>i would love to have a bed full of liquid rarity shit. i would strip naked and roll around in it and make a shit angel.
I'm intrigued by your ideas.
The 6th image in your reaction folder is your reaction cumming inside your waifu
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>>27938188
Delete /b/ threads
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>>27938188
>6th image
>responding to Hitler dubs
>cumming in waifu
this is a triple win
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>>27938188
Well the 6th image is my family crest, this is my 7th.
Well, what are you looking forward to, /mlp/?
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>>27937981
If toys means possible new waifu merch, yeah. I vote for that.
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>>27937981
All
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>>27937981
LoE.
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Why does this series hire incredibly cheap staff (contract even) for such important roles?
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Because it's cheaper to hire Canadian writers and VA's. And it's cheaper for the Canadians to subcontract to the Philippines for animation.
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>>27937781
The writers are in the US.
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>>27937786
They're all in the US? I thought some of them were in Canada.
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Post nazi horses. Particularly not Aryanne kek.
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>>27937367
Does this count?
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>>27937387
Fuckin saved.
Thanks anon ;;
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You told little ponies they should not stay up all night watching slasher movies but they did anyway.
Now it's 2am and they're too scared to go to sleep in their own beds. They want to crawl into yours, where it's safe from the slasher, but you have to go to work early tomorrow. The last thing you want is 3 frightened, potentially bed-wetting fillies keeping you up all night.
Let them in?
>or
Let them lean their lesson?
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Pretend to be the slasher so they pass out from fright.
Then I can sleep in peace.
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>>27937327
Give them hot chocolate spiked with zzzquil. Works Every time with kids.
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>>27937327
>Make a quick calculation
>3 fillies
>A king-sized bed
>1 filly for arm and the last one sitting on my lap
"Jump in, girls. I will protect you from any killer"
>I still have a lot of sick days to use anyway, just in case they don't let me sleep
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>see this
>wat do?
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>>27937238
...shrug?
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>>27937238
>cum on
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I almost lost my virginity last night but I couldn't get it up because I'm not attracted to human women anymore and I had jacked off to mlp porn earlier.
I don't know how to feel brehs
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>>27937010
And what's your problem?..
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>>27937010
Just go fuck an actual mare instead, I'm pretty sure that would get it up.
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I want Rarity to verbally and physically abuse me 2016-07-19 23:41:11 Post No.27936957
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I want Rarity to verbally and physically abuse me
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I want Rarity to use her magic to strip me naked and laugh at my body. I want her to tell me that nothing she could make could cover up my ugliness. I want her to kick me in the stomach with her back hooves and tell me that I forced her to do it and that it was all my fault. I want her to burn me with candle wax and laugh at my nudity as she uses her magic to spank me with a broom.
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>>27936957
How's Highschool going, bud?
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>>27936995
>Tripfag
>Klovod !oFk8ibfO/c
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>>27936957
I want to rape Rarity until she passes out from a combination of the pain and orgasms.
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>EQG isn't anthro
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I think the thing that bothers me the most about EQ is the huge fucking feet and long ass legs.
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>>27936950
The thing that bothers me is the proportions
The hands are too small, the arms too long, the legs far far too long, the boots they wear too big, and the heads dwarf the rest of the body.
Otherwise the movies are pretty inoffensive, not my kind of thing though.
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>>27936950
of course. If it helps you to sleep
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Are you fucking serious?
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>>27936918
Yes, suck hasbros fat money cock.
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>>27936918
>Are you fucking serious?
about what?