>"Welcome to Mcdonalds my name is Diamond Tiara what can I get for you today?"
Can we get a thread about Diamond Tiara working at a fast food joint going? Been awhile since we had one
>>27912062
I want to fuck her underage ass like there's no tomorrow.
>>27912074
>"That'll be 4.92 at the window, thank you."
>>27912124
/thread
After almost 3 years of waiting, the time has come to finish BiscuitAnons fic "Equestrian Invasion"!
Biscuit is/was a writefag that started a fic called "Equestrian Invasion" in the late summer of 2013, but due to a few "complications" he stopped writing.
He was successfully summoned after a years hiatus, but soon disappeared once again, leaving the readers devistated. So we've taken it upon ourselves to finish this.
>you come to class after a night without sleeping
>you sit next to your desk tired as fuck
>the bell rings as you yawn
>after a few minutes the teacher comes in and behind her a new student
>the first thing you notice about the student is her rainbow-colored hair
>"class, i'd like you to meet our new student, Rainbow Dash"
>"Would you like to say a few words Rainbow?"
>"I don't really like talking to egg-heads"
>The teacher looks at her and whisper to herself" Great, another one"
>"There's a free table next to Anon, You will be sitting there from now on"
>By the time she sits next to you the teacher is already writing something on the board
>Then suddenly you hear
>"Hey, Pssst. Anon, You're not a Egg-Head right?
Previous writers:
>Dapper4
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Dapper4
>Jasse
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/JasseSwefag
>Sage
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Anon_Sage
>Horsefellow
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/HorseFellow
>Chelis
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/115816/the-girls
BiscuitAnons pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/BiscuitAnon
If there are any more writers/artists out there who are up for a challenge, get in here!
Most, but not all of these stories start on day 4 (http://pastebin.com/jhAkSe84- line 605)
>Equestrian Invasion is a fic about Anon, who one day meets no other than Rainbow Dash in his classroom. As the days go, the rest of the mane 6 shows up in his school, and it becomes Anons task to help them get home.
>Will he succeed? will he get to cum inside Rainbow Dash? Find out after the break!
>>27911551
Another week, another Eq.I thread.
Last week turned to shit. I worked 12h night shifts, and of some reason Dapper couldn't get us rolling either.
Anyway, we're back, and with a vengeance.
So what have you fags been up to?
>>27911565
>The air over the table expectedly turns sour, while the girls munch away.
>"Ahem- so! What's the plan for today, Anon?", Twilight breakes the ice.
"To be honest, other than preparing for Saturday in any way we can, i don't really know."
>"C'mon, can't we just chill out a little? Just this once?" Rainbow pledges.
>"I don't think we can afford to waste the time, sugarcube. 'Sides, you do that plenty in Ponyville, dontcha' think?" AJ objects.
>"Hey! Just because you waste all your time working, it doesn't mean we have to!"
>"Now what's that supp-" and right about there you stopped listening.
>You look out the kitchen window and observe the floura outside.
>If it wasn't for the few bushes and trees in the yard, you're pretty sure the only vivid colors in you life would derive from pony plots on your computer screen.
>Just then a you were about to turn your attention back to the now raging conversation over the table, you spot something in the corner of your eye.
>Was that.. a flash?
>You bolt up from your seat over to the window.
>On the way, you grab an anchient pirate telescope from a cupboard, which you havn't had the heart to throw away.
>As you erect it and look thrugh the hole, you spot something behind the tree branches where you saw the flash.
>No.
>Nonono.
>Fuck!
>>27911577
>A fat fuck is sitting in it, and seems to be typing on his phone.
>Like a redneck with rodents in his backyard, your eyes pry for the closest throwable object.
>It happens to be Fluttershys' plate with sallad.
>"H-hey!" She jumps at your NKVD style confiscation of her plate.
>You throw the window open, and the autist realizes that he's spotted, and starts to hastiyl climb down, in what little speed his heavily overweight body could summon.
>For a few seconds you take aim, then you just let the plate fly, like something straight out of Area 51.
>It soars closer, and closer, untill..
>BOOM headshot!
>The lardass is stunned, and loses his grip, and like a 90s pinball he hits every branch on his tumbling way down.
>Wonder what hurt the most, the plate, or the green edibles that might lower his blood sugar with 1 ppm.
>He seems to be out cold, but after a few seconds slowly gets up, and naruto runs to a near by fatty scooter.
>Did he manage to send for reinforcments?
>No time to think.
>By now the girls are wondering why the fuck you threw fluttershy's food out the window.
>"What in Equestria are you doing, Anon!" Twilight yells.
"No time to explain! Get your shit, we're out of here!"
>"What-!"
"Now, Twilight!"
>The girls collects themselves A fast as they can.
>But it's too late.
>You can already hear Anime theme songs play in the stairs outside the door, and it's coming closer.
>"Anon! What's going on?!" Rainbow yells at you.
"Don't you get it? We've been fou-!"
>The chanting of the My Little Pony theme song cuts you off.
>Like the goblins of Moria, they try to tear down your front door.
>Katanas and various other Japanese weapons sticks through the emerging cracks and holes in your door.
>"T-those beasts.. They're here!" Rarity shrieks.
"Everyone, out the fire ladder!"
>The girls rush into the livingroom, and you fear what you might have to do.
>From the pantry, you whip out an old half full Vodka bottle.
Another online pony game, a lot like ponytown only in 3d and you can actually fight and hurt people, still heavy work in progress.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/um5kd73t7gwth3o/exe.rar?dl=0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zoij7kXTGog
Join us fags
You're 5 years late with your le quirky ponyville online game. Find a time machine and maybe you'll find a playerbase back then.
>>27911525
It's not legends of equestrian though.
>>27911484
Doesn't run under Wine sadly, or I'd try. My Windows install is both 32-bit and not connected to the Internet.
Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Version: 2.0
Recent updates: Tons of new content, modified the effects of update 1.5.
For new players: Post the nearest three items to your RIGHT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
>>27909543
Look around?
>>27909543
Where am I?
>>27909582
>>27909587
You two are in a room with only one way out... Which is the way you came in.
Post Retro Horses
>>27906437
bump
>>27906442
bumprump
>>27906437
What would you do if the 2017 movie was animated like Midnight Castle?
Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
~~~~~
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
~~~~~
Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 148! Two away from the big one five oh, and it feels great!
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Are any of you guys coming? It's my circle's favorite con. Probably the chillest staff/events.
I'll post pics throughout the weekend. As well as party information.
>>27893366
I'm already there.
Just got here a minute ago.
I'm going out to a couple microbreweries later. Anyone here interested in going?
Welcome to the Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.
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thank god we got someone competent
I need this with a bigger beard connecting to her hair
>>27878387
Based Killryde.
I was slackling off royally, fuck this shit but I am back(ish)!
Last thread: >>27509668
You can also catch up on Anonpone: https://www.anonpone.com/alchemy2/
What did we do?
>Collected our stuff
>Got captured by the guards and a mother
>Went to the store
>>27786465
>>27787366
>Maybe you could find the filly yourself? But aimlessly walking around is probably not going to help you much
>So instead you decide to head to the general store first, you don't wanna keep the mare waiting
>It's a short and uneventful walk and you head into the store without hesitation
>On the other side of the counter, the mare immediately perks up: "Oh, welcome back! So I take it you came to get your stuff?"
>With a nod, you pull out the small bag of bits and count out the bits. Seems you have about 75 bits right there
>Most of the stuff she already prepared for you and placed it on the counter
"How about provisions, how would a week of food cost me?", you ask the mare as she watches you
>"Food? I'd say 5 bits. You still gotta decide if you want the torch or the magical light though, remember?"
>Do you buy food? Will you get a normal torch or a magical light?
>Is there anything else you want to talk about with the shop keeper? She probably knows the town and what's going on far better than you.
>If not, where would you like to head next?
>>27875611
What was the prices of the torches again? How much money do we have left? I think we should hold off on the food until before we leave.
>>27875611
What is the difference between the torch and the light? In price and effect. It's been too long and I forgot.
What shall we clop to today lads?
She knows this won't end well for her.
>>27926178
Humanized EQG
You can go to equestria and do as you please
BUT
Your Waifu will know you love them and have clopped to them
WOULD YOU GO ANON
>>27926123
Uh, yes.
>>27926123
Go to her and use her knowledge to give her a false sense of security by letting her think she's manipulating me with it. Then lay out ever-so-subtle cues that tell her she hasn't fully manipulated me after all. She'll love it.
>>27926123
I'd go for it. Even if she had a perfect understanding of me from the start and knew all the dumb shit I did and felt because of her, that might be appealing.
I think that she is a bland character.
Please change my mind, I want to understand this character
>>27925590
Why even bother? EQG is objective shit and you shouldn't waste time and energy trying to understand anything about it.
>>27925590
Before Glimmer she was the first character that was an enemy and then became a part of the main team. Supposedly she represents the Element of Redemption.
>>27925590
>I want to understand this character
Go ask all the lobotomized faggots in the shimmy shammy wammy bammy general and delete this thread.
Not Discord, but still they invited a lot of literally whos.
Movie confirmed for being shit.
>>27925385
All that means is that Discord isn't in the movie.
That being said, I'm somewhat confused; Discord is a major player in the show, how they could do such a massive plot as what the movie synopsis (That we have so far) is without discord showing up is a headscratcher.
>>27925385
>no discord
>no GlimGlam
Why are Hasbro so retarded?
I bet Celestia and Luna are not appearing either.
Will Celly ever get a episode?
>>27925248
That's the pony shown at the end of the opening right?
No
>>27925248
Doubt it, unfortunately.
Yo, hol' up
That's Twilight's castle in the background, right? Does that mean they are playing on the table map?
>>27924469
Yes.
>>27924469
yes, I pointed that out in the main thread yesterday
>>27924469
Yes.