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FOAL BEARING HIPS

>come home after war
>barely any stallions left
>tfw Celestia legalizes polygamy

>>27950413
Applejack is cute, so yes

>>27950243
>i posted it agin XDDD LMAOOOO

Yeah, in that you're all fags

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>>27950243

>>27950169
>wikia
You know those can be edited by anyone, right?

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Also a LOE character

>>27950274
Inb4 new waifu

>>27950136
Maybe it is a necklace, and she's been wearing it upside down, edgelord.

>>27950136
>They were used to take down dictators.
>A dictator used them once to stop a coup.
>The ones who represent them now live in a castle.
They are harmonious by name only, they should be called the elements of power.

>>27950147
>Twilight's so dumb she wears her necklace on her head.
>Nobody wants to correct her or she will go into an autistic fit and grow wings or something.

>>27949960
>Try to demonstrate to belligerent ponies nerf guns are harmless by putting a Maverick to my head
>Ponies are suddenly freaking out telling you you have so much to live for
>Fuck it
>Proceed to pull a Blazing Saddles moment on the population of Equestria

>>27949960
>Pony Neo: "Guns. Lots of guns."

>>27949960

Spray down schoolyard at recess. Take picture of stunned ponies covered in darts.

Work my way up to Princesses and other large species like dragons.

>>27949916
neat

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>>27949916
Silly abomination, you already died.

>>27949930
F

>>27949717
>Liking mlp
>Worrying about people thinking you're gay

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>>27949717
Oh come on, take a look at Zephyr for example, he's the manliest, most straight stallion in the show and he likes Rainbow Dash. And if it's ok for him to like her it's ok for you, no one will think you're gay or have shit taste or anything.

>>27949717
Yes. It's extremely gay and autistic to like Rainbow Dash and you should an hero immediately.

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>>27949677
>You sit nervously, waiting for Derpy to make the first move to say or do something
>After all, one wrong move could spell disaster
>She inches closer to you, and takes your hand in hers
>"Thank You, Anon, for everything."
>What to say, what to say?
"It was nothing, really. I haven't done much, unless you count carrying your bags."
>The cute little lady next to you squeezes your hand tighter, and leans her head against your shoulder
>She chuckles and lets out a sigh of content, signaling that she may no longer be on the verge of breaking down into tears
>Bomb has been defused
>"I don't know if it's because of how my life has been, or if I'm just too sensitive, but just you being nice to me has meant so much. I love it, really, having someone just treat me like a person again."
>Her presence against your body is so warm, it warms you all the way to your heart
>Oh yeah, gotta say something in response
"Well, how about I treat you to something even better, like Sunday dinner tomorrow?"
>On the one hand, her head leaving your shoulder leaves a cold air where there once was gentle warmth
>On the other hand, her beautiful golden eyes looking into yours with such happiness and desire keeps your heart nice and toasty
>"Really, you'd do that?"
"Sure, a nice, quiet dinner would be a chance for me to get to know the two of you better."
>Derpy, judging by her face, just remembered something important and, by the looks of it, kinda sad
>"Dinky won't be there, though, she has softball practice at the school."
"On a Sunday?"
>"Yeah, and parents aren't allowed ever since those jerks came and heckled the other parents' kids. A fight broke out and, yeah."
"Wow, so they basically ruined it for everyone, huh? Do you still get to watch her games?"
>"Yeah, they have more security staff when there's a game."
>She sighs again, but this time it's not contented
>"Looks like that idea was a bust"
>Bomb has been planted
>Think of something, quickly, Anon

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>>27949677
Derpy is a very diligent and hard-working mare that deserves to be told that she did a good job.

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>>27949859
I want to give her a big hug and let her tell me all about her day.

>>27949660
>autism
>Banned from Equestria
The only thng autistic is you

It's shit.

>>27949670
>Game full of you fucking digital ponies
>Not autistic
Fuck is wrong witchu?

>>27949487
Because the fandom isnt some fad or the "next big thing" anymore. This is also why people claim the fandom is dead but in reality the normies just left and the train has slowed. Theres more bronies then there are furries and we know for damn sure furries arent dead.

>'Musician' who wants to make money off his work makes pony music at the height of the fandom's popularity, then moves onto more popular fads once the hype has worn off
really makes you think

>>27949505 yeah

>>27949455
Depends on the pony, Rarity takes good care of herself and is so clean you could eat from her rectal walls, so yes, I'd let her.

>>27949455
Eh...they aren't that great.

>>27949468
I'm not really into anal... but the way you describe this makes me want to kiss her ponut.

>>27949023
and awesome holidays...?

>>27949023
Fuck off

>>27949059
failed. two more tries.

Dubs can add a try, and trips says I'll leak the episode right now.

>>27948989
delete /pol/ threads

>>27948989
Rarity

>>27948902
Rarity's place, she's welcome to watch me and Rara go at it but no touching.

>>27948902
the opera.

>>27948902
The Gay bathhouse

>>27948838
That's kinda hot!

>>27948838
"Rarity, you have a different nine inch cock between your thighs each day."

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>>27948870
R E K T